Michael Jackson has food poisoning

[Gary Whitta]

Apparently, he ate an eight year-old weiner.

[Ben Sones]

Stop that.

[Dean]

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

[XPav]

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

[Tyrion Lannister]

Why's Michael Jackson in Florida?

He's gone to Tampa with the kids.

[Bull]

Next up: dead baby jokes! Stay tuned, kids.

[AIM]

Question:
What's black and cum's in little white cans?

Answer:
Michael Jackson!

:D

[Dirt]

Michael Jackson is black?