Bananas and Nuts 2.0 [Archive] - Page 2

Sebmojo

09-12-2011, 03:00 PM

You say all this like Tom was banning people properly to begin with, and the crux of the issue was that he wasn't. People who deserved a ban, REALLY deserved one, didn't get it. People who didn't got the perm. No PM saying "cut it out", not even a reason why on the ban screen.

Octonoo and Lynch posted unmolested. Cubit and LK got permabans. You tell me where that's better than the supposed anarchy. I'll torture the metaphor here and say it IS anarchy, but only two people have guns. Srusser's a good fellow shooting the criminals, but Tom was just shooting anyone he had a disagreement with. The mob got together a few times, Tom shot some people and it all dissolved before, this time they stood together and Tom got run out of town. Now only the responsible person has a gun and same mob is ready to do the same to troublemakers.

Sounds better to me. Tom should come back unarmed.

Cowboy Moustache Man agrees!

http://images.couplehalloweencostumes.com/gunslinger-mustache.jpg

John Many Jars

09-12-2011, 03:28 PM

I'm bored

jerri blank

09-12-2011, 03:30 PM

I'm bored

You should totally start some shit.

Demon G Sides

09-12-2011, 03:32 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gd0SPlXWYiE/Rn8wKOAVD7I/AAAAAAAAAME/m7iVCytGe6k/s400/371454586_94ffd113e3.jpg

I... have no words...

Besides sexy.

John Many Jars

09-12-2011, 03:32 PM

You should totally start some shit.

I did this morning, after my coffee! You know me; I believe that all things have their proper place.

kerzain

09-12-2011, 03:32 PM

Teiman == BillD

Raife

09-12-2011, 04:46 PM

http://i51.tinypic.com/s4ce42.jpg (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2ZBvoT/www.etsy.com/listing/58796276/cat-beret-french-chic-pet-hat)

Angie Gallant

09-12-2011, 05:16 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gd0SPlXWYiE/Rn8wKOAVD7I/AAAAAAAAAME/m7iVCytGe6k/s400/371454586_94ffd113e3.jpg

Since I don't want to bore JMJ, Repoman I hereby challenge you to a duel! Our weapons will be uncomfortable kiss scenes from comics!

http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/masterslashmallah.jpg

Have at you!

Demon G Sides

09-12-2011, 05:48 PM

Oh my god. Please let this continue. That was great.

jerri blank

09-12-2011, 05:50 PM

Is it gay if it's interspecies and (perhaps) interplanetary? I'm not a regular reader of comics, so I have no idea who those characters are.

John Many Jars

09-12-2011, 06:01 PM

That's Monsieur Mallah, an evil talking gorilla, and his master The Brain, an evil brain in a tank. When The Brain gets a body at long last, he and Mallah are finally free to admit how they feel about each other. I forget why they blow up.

It's from a truly awesome DC comic book called The Doom Patrol, which was very strange in the late 60s and was revived in the 90s to be even stranger. It's a total genderfuck, among other things. Angie, thank you. That was not boring.

jerri blank

09-12-2011, 06:14 PM

Clearly there's been a gap in my pop culture larnin'. Thanks for the primer.

Calelari

09-12-2011, 06:33 PM

Hurt Locker!

Look, a monkey!

Did I do it right?

Oh, and...

http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/NEWS/20090701/rictorr_shatterstarxlrg.jpg

Angie Gallant

09-12-2011, 08:40 PM

Calelari, somewhere Rob Leifeld just shed a tear and he doesn't know why.

John Many Jars

09-12-2011, 09:11 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dmX6KzOItLI/TFT2DOwAu0I/AAAAAAAAFlY/UfbZfl6O6KE/s1600/0100.jpg

But I think I may have gotten that off qt3 in the first place.

Calelari

09-13-2011, 09:15 AM

I particularly like the dainty way Godzilla is lifting a leg. But what's the deal with King Kong's left wrist/hand?

Angie Gallant

09-13-2011, 09:46 AM

Clearly Kong is suffering from a strange case of hoverhand.

Scrax

09-13-2011, 10:01 AM

http://shehulk.sliverofice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/daken-bullseye-kiss.jpg

jerri blank

09-13-2011, 10:12 AM

This thread has gotten bananas and nuts. Also cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I like it a LOT.

Angie Gallant

09-13-2011, 10:22 AM

Scrax, if only that hadn't been a dream sequence. Then Daken's trolling of Bullseye would have been complete. As it is, I have to hope that Bullseye comes back to life so he can be trolled some more.

Also, believe it or not, this is a sex scene.

http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/sexy.jpg

Bill Dungsroman

09-13-2011, 12:16 PM

Teiman == BillD

what.

kerzain

09-13-2011, 01:01 PM

You can ignore that.

Mr_PeaCH

09-13-2011, 01:44 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dmX6KzOItLI/TFT2DOwAu0I/AAAAAAAAFlY/UfbZfl6O6KE/s1600/0100.jpg

But I think I may have gotten that off qt3 in the first place.

I particularly like the dainty way Godzilla is lifting a leg. But what's the deal with King Kong's left wrist/hand?

Legendary V-J Day Kiss in Times Square (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-J_Day_in_Times_Square)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Legendary_kiss_V%E2%80%93J_day_in_Times_Square_Alf red_Eisenstaedt.jpg/401px-Legendary_kiss_V%E2%80%93J_day_in_Times_Square_Alf red_Eisenstaedt.jpg

robsam

09-13-2011, 01:57 PM

Poorly done then, they forgot Kongs sailor suit.

Omniscia

09-13-2011, 02:27 PM

Damn it, now I want to play Rampage.

Cormac

09-13-2011, 02:47 PM

Damn it, now I want to play Rampage.
LOL!!

Calelari

09-13-2011, 05:15 PM

Ah! Well aware of the picture, just failed to make the connection. robsom is right, either needed a sailor suit or nurses uniform. Or both!

Bill Dungsroman

09-13-2011, 10:03 PM

http://i53.tinypic.com/2n7jbk1.jpg

kerzain

09-13-2011, 10:18 PM

It's the book selection that makes the funny.

BlueJackalope

09-14-2011, 08:41 AM

http://i53.tinypic.com/2n7jbk1.jpg

"Has Glenn seen this? Trust me, he would not be amused."
- Henry Rollins

RepoMan

09-14-2011, 03:08 PM

GIF duel with Angie? Kill me now. But before I go:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/04/AtomSmasher_2.jpg

And:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xjuWSzELZfs/TI2y20MyZaI/AAAAAAAAAy4/hwCMC3L-Duo/s1600/RomanceKissIsland.jpg

Angie Gallant

09-14-2011, 05:22 PM

Because I am still really upset about what DC has done to Waller

http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/luthor_amanda.jpg

Calelari

09-14-2011, 06:06 PM

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID5629/images/kiss.jpg

ElGuapo

09-14-2011, 08:42 PM

Damn it, now I want to play Rampage.

Working on that (I'm making a Mail Order Monsters/Crush Crumble and Chomp reenfisioning on the iPad/iOs).

Shellfishguy

09-15-2011, 07:05 AM

Working on that (I'm making a Mail Order Monsters/Crush Crumble and Chomp reenfisioning on the iPad/iOs).

Get anywhere close to doing a good Mail Order Monsters type game and you'll not only get a sale, but worship from afar! MoM was one of my Favorite C-64 games.

Mike O'Malley

09-15-2011, 07:58 AM

Working on that (I'm making a Mail Order Monsters/Crush Crumble and Chomp reenfisioning on the iPad/iOs).

Make sure you wear a lead apron when you're working on that, reenfissioning is a dirty process.

WarrenM

09-15-2011, 08:06 AM

Working on that (I'm making a Mail Order Monsters/Crush Crumble and Chomp reenfisioning on the iPad/iOs).
I didn't know you did code or art, Guapo. What are you making the game with?

MatthewF

09-15-2011, 06:06 PM

I didn't know you did code or art, Guapo. What are you making the game with?

Weed.

Cubit

09-15-2011, 06:32 PM

Weed.

I laughed.

frank austin

09-15-2011, 07:03 PM

Weed.

Go out on top!

Bahimiron

09-15-2011, 07:09 PM

He sold some property in Ohio to a dev studio and decided to go into business with them.

Cubit

10-06-2011, 11:46 AM

Any update on the chart, Albert?

Bill Dungsroman

10-06-2011, 02:03 PM

Yeah man let's have it (pleasepleaseplease)

BlueJackalope

10-06-2011, 02:30 PM

Any update on the chart, Albert?

Your section alone is going to take the man 6 months.

There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.

John Many Jars

10-06-2011, 04:14 PM

He left out the unknown knowns.

kerzain

10-06-2011, 04:33 PM

On a quantum scale the state for each element of this problem can be both unknown and known at once.

Jasper Phillips

10-06-2011, 04:50 PM

Working on that (I'm making a Mail Order Monsters/Crush Crumble and Chomp reenfisioning on the iPad/iOs).
Dammit, you can't just leave that dangling.

Details!

Mark Asher

10-06-2011, 11:32 PM

Dammit, you can't just leave that dangling.

Details!

Even worse, the thread is cursed by a phantom page!

Raife

10-06-2011, 11:41 PM

Not any more.

Cubit

10-07-2011, 05:12 AM

Dammit, you can't just leave that dangling.

ElGuapo always leaves something dangling. *cough*

ElGuapo

10-07-2011, 10:38 AM

If I could figure out how to upload pics from my iPad, I'd give you screenshots of the design document. Here is a sample from the intro:

"Monster Crush" is a game for the iOS operating system where the player takes control of a giant monster and destroys a series of cities. It shares gameplay elements from the games Rampage by Midway Games and Crush, Crumble and Chomp by (Epyx Games). Players select a monster, select a famous city, and use melee attacks (such as claws or tentacles), power attacks (such as lighting breath or acid streams) and power ups to destroy a city before they are hurt too badly and must retreat.

Someone took my working title, unfortunately.

Yes, I've coded for years, done design documents, led projects, etc. Now that I'm settled I'll be looking for a team to help... namely an artist and sound designer/musician. Because while I can design and code, I'm not very good at the latter. Placeholders for now and all that.

I think I might start interviewing next week.

seventimessix

10-07-2011, 10:56 AM

If I could figure out how to upload pics from my iPad, I'd give you screenshots of the design document.

You can e-mail them to a secondary e-mail and upload them from your computer. There are other ways but that's probably the easiest.

Jasper Phillips

10-07-2011, 01:22 PM

Sounds like fun ElGaupo. Needs more Mail Order Monsters though!

Albert Woo

10-10-2011, 10:00 PM

Yeah, sorry to those who were waiting for a chart update. It's pretty far down on my to-do list right now, though I'm hopeful I can get a new version done in the next few weeks.

kerzain

10-10-2011, 10:10 PM

Is it going to have any DRM?

Chris Nahr

10-11-2011, 01:41 AM

You need to be connected to the Internet to watch it.

Hans Lauring

10-11-2011, 03:00 AM

That fucking sucks. I've loved Alberts previous charts, but if that's a requirement I'll torrent this one. That'll learn him!

Talisker

10-11-2011, 03:10 AM

You also need to be connected to the internet to torrent it.

Lake

10-11-2011, 05:48 AM

If it has DRM, I am boycotting Albert Woo. Then, I will make an internet petition.

Kalle

10-11-2011, 06:23 AM

I hear Albert Woo has an offline mode.

Omniscia

10-11-2011, 08:03 AM

Where can I preorder Albert's next chart?

RepoMan

10-11-2011, 03:17 PM

It comes as a bonus if you buy lifetime access to Qt3 from GameStop, but you have to use only their computers in their stores.

RichVR

10-11-2011, 04:30 PM

They already have a cracked .exe on Game Copy World.

Jon Rowe

10-11-2011, 04:36 PM

Does it have some badass ascii art of the cool hacker name of the guy that cracked it?

Bill Dungsroman

10-11-2011, 04:46 PM

Yeah, sorry to those who were waiting for a chart update. It's pretty far down on my to-do list right now, though I'm hopeful I can get a new version done in the next few weeks.

Thanks Albert! Woo!

RichVR

10-11-2011, 04:59 PM

Does it have some badass ascii art of the cool hacker name of the guy that cracked it?

I dunno. I opened the zip file and it installed a bunch of malware.

Jon Rowe

10-11-2011, 05:19 PM

Did you say yes to installing the Ask! toolbar?

kerzain

10-11-2011, 05:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/gIJ25.jpg

RichVR

10-11-2011, 05:27 PM

Did you say yes to installing the Ask! toolbar?

Already have it. And a bunch of other cool bars. Especially Bonzi Buddy. BTW, is my browser screen supposed to just be the lower 1/4 of my monitor?