View Full Version : The image macro thread
Jason McCullough
03-12-2011, 01:41 PM
We seem to have an animated GIF thread, but not one for the latest in stupid image macros.
My two recent favorites:
Business Cat (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/business-cat).
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/100/095/original/UlKDb.jpg?1297799278
Anti-Joke Chicken (http://www.ranker.com/list/the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme/robert-wabash)
http://i.imgur.com/1lgto.jpg
NSFW NSFW NSFW
I don't think anything will ever surpass Bachelor Frog (http://bachelorfrog.com/top-rated.php) though.
NSFW NSFW NSFW
Mike O'Malley
03-12-2011, 01:51 PM
What's "macro" about those images? They're pictures with words. Is it the complete lack of funny?
Hugin
03-12-2011, 02:00 PM
What's "macro" about those images? They're pictures with words. Is it the complete lack of funny?
Some of the earliest examples of these types of things were on the SA forums, where you could use a macro (used in the classic "repeatable code/script snippet" sense), much like BB-code, to insert one of a set of images automatically.
I do agree with you these seem pretty weak. The cat one is a little funny, the rooster and frog ones not at all...not for me anyway.
belgerog
03-12-2011, 02:11 PM
http://www.whoaorno.com/images/72.jpg
Fugitive
03-12-2011, 02:12 PM
Though not really dedicated to macros, we did have the forum images thread (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=16283) as well.
AaronSofaer
03-12-2011, 02:56 PM
Personally, I'm a fan of this (http://www.quickmeme.com/Judgmental-Bookseller-Ostrich/) little mini meme.
The Bitter Cynic
03-12-2011, 03:06 PM
Grumpy Grandpa says:
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6114622/Whats-macro-about-those-images-Theyre-pictures-with-words-Is-it-the-complete-lack-of-funny.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Grumpy-Grandpa
Zylon
03-12-2011, 03:19 PM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/099/504/original/thermos.jpeg?1297564785
The Bitter Cynic
03-12-2011, 03:22 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-it-will-be-a-wave-of-melancholy.jpg
The Bitter Cynic
03-12-2011, 03:24 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129152506731896411.jpg
The Bitter Cynic
03-12-2011, 03:51 PM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-celebrity-pictures-monty-python.jpg
Jason McCullough
03-12-2011, 04:05 PM
Maybe you had to be a certain kind of college student to find Bachelor Frog disturbing-close-to-home funny.
Staff Sergeant
03-13-2011, 08:27 PM
http://memecreator.net/foul-bachelor-frog//showimage/32/Object-falls-under-couch-it%27s-fucking-gone-man.jpg
Hahahahaha 80% of Bachelor Frog macros describe my current life.
EDIT: Revising that to like 40-50... a disturbing amount are about running out of toilet paper and jerking it.
Two Sheds
03-14-2011, 06:52 AM
Anti-joke chicken killed me.
jeffd
03-14-2011, 09:51 AM
bachelor frog is fucking great.
Funkula
03-14-2011, 12:44 PM
I think Bachelor Frog influenced a dream I had last night. It involved finding a Jack in the Box taco in my car that had been there for a week and eating it.
Zylon
03-14-2011, 01:39 PM
This is totally cheating for a meme factory thread, but fuck it, I love this image:
http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/2794/reanimatorsciencebitche.jpg
(stolen from DeviantArt)
Coca Cola Zero
03-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Isn't it easier just to go to http://www.reddit.com/r/adviceanimals and let the reddit voting bubble up the best ones?
Jason McCullough
03-14-2011, 03:32 PM
Oooh, there's a couple Japan ones on there. Funny, but too soon.
I don't know why, but Bachelor Frog speaks to me on a deep level.
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/073/431/original/hot-pocket-same-temperature-throughout-master-chef.jpg?1285397859
http://memecreator.net/foul-bachelor-frog//showimage/39/13k-dps-Hit-by-squall-line.jpg
http://i.qkme.me/Cna.jpg
jeffd
03-14-2011, 05:16 PM
Bachelor Frog is simply amazing.
caesarbear
03-15-2011, 08:33 AM
http://i.qkme.me/mn5.jpg
Lizard_King
03-15-2011, 08:53 AM
Isn't it easier just to go to http://www.reddit.com/r/adviceanimals and let the reddit voting bubble up the best ones?
That does work pretty well, thanks.
BlueJackalope
03-15-2011, 09:15 AM
I stole these from Chris Sims (http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/03/02/hipster-superheroines/)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/hipsterww02.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/hipsterww01.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/hipsterpg.jpg
Jamie Madigan
03-15-2011, 09:39 AM
I lol'd at the hipster dog one.
Jason McCullough
03-15-2011, 10:36 AM
We've been abusing the image generators at work lately.
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6127093/Bitch-on-QT3-about-Politics-Saving-the-world-here-people.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Frog
Jeremy Johnsen
03-15-2011, 10:58 AM
Some of the God stuff pretty obvious but funny.
http://i.qkme.me/fjd.jpg
Brian Rubin
03-15-2011, 11:54 AM
Thanks for that Reddit link! I am LOVING Paranoid Parrot:
http://i.imgur.com/0UcKD.jpg
http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/uad.jpg
Zylon
03-15-2011, 01:42 PM
We've been abusing the image generators at work lately.
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6127093/Bitch-on-QT3-about-Politics-Saving-the-world-here-people.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Frog
There's nothing bacheloresque about that at all. Boo.
Jason McCullough
03-15-2011, 03:08 PM
What do you think I did when I was single? I actually do it less now that I'm married. Don't even get me started on the year I wasted commenting on blogs.
Mightynute
03-15-2011, 08:39 PM
http://mightygodking.com/images/kimjong12.jpg
http://mightygodking.com/images/kimjong4.jpg
(courtesy of MGK (http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2010/03/15/the-dear-leader-seeks-your-attention/)'s Kim Jong Il macros)
Brian Rubin
03-15-2011, 08:40 PM
Hahahahaha
Jason McCullough
03-15-2011, 09:49 PM
It's really the indoors sunglasses that do it with that guy.
Zylon
03-15-2011, 10:29 PM
Let's party like it's 2009...
ROLCATS (http://rolcats.com/).
Houngan
03-15-2011, 10:47 PM
Oh man, this killed me:
http://memecreator.net/foul-bachelor-frog//showimage/184/looking-at-porn-%22low-battery%22-challenge-accepted.jpg
BlueJackalope
03-16-2011, 10:17 AM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/933/original/H8bzv.jpg?1297232141
MatthewF
03-17-2011, 12:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pIkEk.jpg
Only funny if you know who Rebecca Black is.
Ben Sones
03-17-2011, 12:41 PM
This thread needs more Philosoraptor.
Damien Falgoust
03-17-2011, 05:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pIkEk.jpg
Only funny if you know who Rebecca Black is.
I hate you for making me Google this. No...just No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).
Brian Rubin
03-17-2011, 05:18 PM
I hate you for making me Google this. No...just No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).
Fuck you. Why did I click that? God dammit.
MatthewF
03-17-2011, 05:20 PM
Share my pain!
Brian Rubin
03-17-2011, 05:31 PM
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4545244/FUCK-YOUR-DEPRESSION-pain-isnt-real.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Courage-Wolf
Gremlinclr
03-17-2011, 08:19 PM
Paranoid Parrot (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/paranoid-parrot) is my favorite.
http://i54.tinypic.com/9uwy6v.jpg
Balasarius
03-17-2011, 08:57 PM
My favorite is Socially Awkward Penguin, because, of course, it's me.
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/095/437/original/see-someone-you-know-cross-road-to-avoid-conversation.jpg?1296141420
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2784/original/4299_98438955742_98438140742_3126931_6418247_n.jpg ?1243497549
Calelari
03-17-2011, 09:36 PM
Share my pain!
The Black Plague spreads...
Bad Neighbor
03-17-2011, 09:43 PM
If only there was a musical tune to help me remember the order of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday....
delirium
03-17-2011, 10:11 PM
Jeez, Rebecca Black really is the uber-meme right now eh?. I haven't even watched her video all the way through yet and I'm completely sick of her.
I love all of the animal ones posted. Socially Awkward Penguin, Bachelor Frog, and Business Cat are my favorites. And of course, this classic by Philosoraptor. It's actually incredibly hard to find a good Philosoraptor, though.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_woU5s2fwbZo/TPZx399N8_I/AAAAAAABdBA/CAeNj8SO5cw/s400/philosoraptor-die-god.png
Bill Dungsroman
03-18-2011, 12:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/UJ3YY.jpg
jellyfish
03-18-2011, 01:06 AM
I hate you for making me Google this. No...just No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).
Did anyone else notice that none of the words rhyme? None of them! It seems like at least one or two would rhyme by accident. But no. This disproves that whole 10,000 monkeys with typewriters thing doesn't it?
Jon Rowe
03-18-2011, 06:23 AM
Bachelor frog is my favorite. It is equal parts depressing and hilarious
WarrenM
03-18-2011, 06:38 AM
I do love Bachelor Frog but Paranoid Parrot is definitely on the rise.
Brian Rubin
03-18-2011, 07:19 AM
Yeah, Paranoid Parrot almost always makes me laugh:
http://i.imgur.com/LY77G.jpg
Brian Rubin
03-18-2011, 07:20 AM
Ohhh, Gaming Gopher is also funny!
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6213521/buys-game-at-midnight-release-must-play-single-player-before-multiplayer-to-avoid-spoilers.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Gaming-Gopher
Ben Sones
03-18-2011, 08:00 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/K3Qxp1.jpg
liquorice
03-18-2011, 08:11 AM
Paranoid parrot makes me laugh but also nervous, since I can relate to nearly all of them.
Paranoid Parrot (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/paranoid-parrot) is my favorite.
http://i54.tinypic.com/9uwy6v.jpg
I think of this all the time while surfing at work. Probably because I once saw my IT guy throttle someone back for using too much bandwidth.
WarrenM
03-18-2011, 09:01 AM
I do the same thing. Web page won't load - FUCK, they've blocked me.
Zylon
03-18-2011, 10:05 AM
Did anyone else notice that none of the words rhyme? None of them! It seems like at least one or two would rhyme by accident. But no. This disproves that whole 10,000 monkeys with typewriters thing doesn't it?
No. The Infinite Rebecca Black Theorem states that an infinite number of Rebecca Black, writing an infinite number of lyrics, over an infinite period of time, are statistically guaranteed to eventually produce lyrics that rhyme.
What we have thus far is merely a statistically insignificant sample.
Jeremy Johnsen
03-18-2011, 11:35 AM
I hate you for making me Google this. No...just No (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).
I can't stop staring at the mole on the face of the girl in the front seat.
No. The Infinite Rebecca Black Theorem states that an infinite number of Rebecca Black, writing an infinite number of lyrics, over an infinite period of time, are statistically guaranteed to eventually produce lyrics that rhyme.
What we have thus far is merely a statistically insignificant sample.
You don't actually think Rebecca Black wrote her own song, do you?
nutsak
03-18-2011, 11:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pIkEk.jpg
Only funny if you know who Rebecca Black is.
http://i.imgur.com/R8aQh.gif
Anaxagoras
03-18-2011, 11:45 AM
You don't actually think Rebecca Black wrote her own song, do you?
If Friday is written in the middle of a forest and there's no one around to see it happen, does it matter who authored it?
It exists. That is enough.
No. The Infinite Rebecca Black Theorem states that an infinite number of Rebecca Black, writing an infinite number of lyrics, over an infinite period of time, are statistically guaranteed to eventually produce lyrics that rhyme.
What we have thus far is merely a statistically insignificant sample.
If God is as merciful as the Christians tell us, then there will never be a sample large enough to prove this theorem.
belgerog
03-18-2011, 01:42 PM
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2784/original/4299_98438955742_98438140742_3126931_6418247_n.jpg ?1243497549
Knowing when to hold the door or not is an undecidable problem.
MatthewF
03-18-2011, 02:01 PM
If only there was a musical tune to help me remember the order of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday....
Don't worry, Ark Music Factory has Saturday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioOEBdIgQ5g&feature=channel_video_title) covered as well. Check out their youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/trizzy66#p/u/0/fivcyoJv_kc) for more vomit-inducing autotuned crap.
AaronSofaer
03-18-2011, 02:52 PM
Knowing when to hold the door or not is an undecidable problem.
If the door would have fully closed before they got there, don't hold the door.
Mike O'Malley
03-18-2011, 04:27 PM
Sometimes it's worth it to watch them start trotting so you don't have to wait while holding the door.
Calistas
03-19-2011, 02:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pIkEk.jpg
Only funny if you know who Rebecca Black is.
You made me angry. I hate that I know anything about that, but thanks to a friend's email, I do :(
WarrenM
03-19-2011, 03:54 AM
Knowing when to hold the door or not is an undecidable problem.
I've just stopped. I mean, really, what is the point of holding it anyway? I don't hold it for other people (well, old ladies and such perhaps but not my co-workers), and I don't expect anyone else to hold doors for me. I'm perfectly capable of opening a door when I get up to the building. I won't consider you rude, I promise.
TranquilityBase
03-19-2011, 09:56 AM
Don't worry, Ark Music Factory has Saturday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioOEBdIgQ5g&feature=channel_video_title) covered as well. Check out their youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/trizzy66#p/u/0/fivcyoJv_kc) for more vomit-inducing autotuned crap.
Holy hell. Looks like their cards are all on the table. They're going to just keep cranking out the very-young-white-girl-singing-ultrabland-pop-song-with-black-rapper-twice-her-age-appearing-out-of-nowhere-at-the-two-minute-mark until they find the next Justin Beiber.
Bill Dungsroman
03-19-2011, 02:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tCtj7.jpg
My favorite macro:
http://i51.tinypic.com/334lsfr.jpg
shift6
03-19-2011, 02:33 PM
Holy hell. Looks like their cards are all on the table. They're going to just keep cranking out the very-young-white-girl-singing-ultrabland-pop-song-with-black-rapper-twice-her-age-appearing-out-of-nowhere-at-the-two-minute-mark until they find the next Justin Beiber.
You forgot the mention the magic of autotune!
MatthewF
03-19-2011, 03:07 PM
My god. Ark Music Factory are YouTube partners (hence the ads) and that video has gotten 3+ million views per day since I first watched it. It's almost at 23 mil. When I first saw it, eh, 5 days ago I think, it was at 8 million views. They're making money hand over fist on this bullshit.
I can't believe we got to page 3 without Joseph Ducreux.
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6287281/Hey-bitches-You-forgot-me.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Joseph-Ducreux
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6287342/This-is-clearly-a-suboptimal-meme-thread.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Joseph-Ducreux
MatthewF
03-19-2011, 03:33 PM
You can't use Ducreux with modern language! That's not how it's done.
http://i.imgur.com/54YpV.jpg
Calistas
03-21-2011, 12:28 AM
http://www.hipsterwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/yo-dawg-derive-while-you-derive-700.jpg
http://www.paranoidparrot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-648.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8WRHK.jpg
Brian Rubin
03-21-2011, 10:54 AM
Paranoid Parrot kills me every time.
caesarbear
03-21-2011, 01:37 PM
Paranoid parrot makes me laugh but also nervous, since I can relate to nearly all of them.
http://i.imgur.com/xM0yN.jpg
Hawkeye Fierce
03-21-2011, 02:36 PM
Sexually Oblivious Rhino is kind of funny.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/Wolfedogg/Sexually%20Oblivious%20Rhino/1244462106504.jpg
The Bitter Cynic
03-23-2011, 07:43 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-batman-has-lost-it.jpg
No caption, but damn this is weird.
Major Icehole
03-23-2011, 08:43 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-batman-has-lost-it.jpg
No caption, but damn this is weird.
Great Scott!
Bill Dungsroman
03-23-2011, 08:47 PM
Sexually Oblivious Rhino is kind of funny.
http://i54.tinypic.com/m97ty8.jpg
lol
Dave Markell
03-23-2011, 08:59 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-batman-has-lost-it.jpg
No caption, but damn this is weird.
It took me about 10 seconds to figure this one out, but then again, I haven't the film in at least 10 years.
Omniscia
03-23-2011, 09:13 PM
I don't remember Tim Curry being that muscular.
Bahimiron
03-26-2011, 08:11 AM
Sheen & Swanson. (http://sheenandswanson.tumblr.com/)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhefj55x8w1qhbypwo1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhe29aQa4h1qhbypwo1_500.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhgndm12lQ1qhbypwo1_500.jpg
Brian Rubin
03-26-2011, 08:53 AM
Who what now?
Wholly Schmidt
03-26-2011, 11:31 AM
The guy from Parks & Rec with Charlie Sheen quotes.
Bill Dungsroman
03-26-2011, 10:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dFqVg.jpg
Raife
03-26-2011, 10:51 PM
Awesome.
Mightynute
03-27-2011, 12:05 AM
http://mightygodking.com/images/70s/kingpimp.jpg
http://mightygodking.com/images/70s/punkass.jpg
http://mightygodking.com/images/70s/comeat.jpg
Bill Dungsroman
03-30-2011, 11:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/IDTPJ.jpg
The Bitter Cynic
03-30-2011, 11:32 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-foul-bachelorette-frog-get-home-pants-off-world-of-warcraft-on.jpg
The Bitter Cynic
03-30-2011, 11:35 PM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-looking-good.jpg
More Batman weirdness.
I don't know Italian that well but I think he's saying he enjoyed his college days.
http://i.imgur.com/Wf2oG.jpg
polar boar
03-31-2011, 04:38 AM
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-looking-good.jpg
More Batman weirdness.
I don't know Italian that well but I think he's saying he enjoyed his college days.
"I haven't had this much fun since my college days."
Robin apparently shaves his legs. He always goes crime fighting bare-legged and smooth legs are more aerodynamic.
Mike O'Malley
03-31-2011, 07:48 AM
Whereas Batman went for the more authentic Italian look.
http://i52.tinypic.com/20fyvd5.jpg
Staff Sergeant
03-31-2011, 09:14 AM
LOLWTF
awdougherty
03-31-2011, 03:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pIkEk.jpg
Only funny if you know who Rebecca Black is.
Does that take into account the sadness that you know who Rebecca Black is?
MatthewF
03-31-2011, 03:24 PM
I don't really think there's a counter-funny to that kind of sadness.
Factory
04-01-2011, 06:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/oN2Yb.jpg
and
http://i.imgur.com/nN45D.jpg
And also an inception three paneller, which I can't find right now. :(
shift6
04-01-2011, 07:11 PM
Gives new meaning to "Bastion! Call my name!"
Fugitive
04-06-2011, 07:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3BsVQ.jpg
Bandersnatch
04-09-2011, 11:34 AM
http://media.fukung.net/images/37564/096bfb04d1ae1ef9525851dfe578fd21.jpg
Bahimiron
04-12-2011, 09:24 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixtcrtkDb1qi7039o1_500.jpg
Major Icehole
04-13-2011, 03:01 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixtcrtkDb1qi7039o1_500.jpg
Can I get this on a t-shirt please?
Lizard_King
04-14-2011, 10:12 AM
new one (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gpf30/there_was_a_complaint_on_reddit_earlier_that/) from reddit (I think)
http://i.imgur.com/xp8ps.jpg
The thread is great, especially the Asimov "adieu" followup (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gpf30/there_was_a_complaint_on_reddit_earlier_that/c1pbjgw).
Jason McCullough
04-14-2011, 08:00 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-foul-bachelor-frog-gallon-of-milk-expires-tomorrow-bowls-of-cereal-for-dinner.jpg
Staff Sergeant
04-14-2011, 08:15 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-foul-bachelor-frog-gallon-of-milk-expires-tomorrow-bowls-of-cereal-for-dinner.jpg
Here's one I certainly cannot relate to! We go through milk at a rate of about 3L/2 days. We'd have to buy a whole shitload of milk for it to go bad.
The Bitter Cynic
04-18-2011, 02:40 PM
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-squid.jpg
Hans Lauring
04-19-2011, 05:48 AM
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/naughty-memes-well-said.jpg
Hans Lauring
04-19-2011, 05:55 AM
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty-memes-youth-mentor-bear-is-super-impressed.jpg
caesarbear
04-21-2011, 02:03 PM
yeah it's not a macro, but... wow...
http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/1353/cakewreckslwlamb.jpg (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/)
It's amazing how often cakewrecks delivers
IainC
04-21-2011, 02:29 PM
yeah it's not a macro, but... wow...
<snip lamb -shaped cake>
It's amazing how often cakewrecks delivers
A similar thing is for sale in every bakery in Germany.
http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock5089733.png
snowcrash22
04-21-2011, 06:32 PM
Not an image macro but still 7 sorts of awesome
http://mlkshk.com/r/1NNS
Damien Falgoust
05-12-2011, 12:54 PM
Also not an image macro....but it made me laugh.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21600000/Prince-William-Kate-and-Cinderella-prince-william-and-kate-middleton-21616134-469-550.jpg
jellyfish
05-12-2011, 01:44 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/12/ead16f98-e9d7-4c0f-9949-7e2c35b10cd1.jpg
shift6
05-12-2011, 04:35 PM
Also not an image macro....but it made me laugh.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21600000/Prince-William-Kate-and-Cinderella-prince-william-and-kate-middleton-21616134-469-550.jpg
Can someone please describe to me What The Holy Shit (tm) is going on with those hats in the bottom left photograph.
Hawkeye Fierce
05-12-2011, 04:39 PM
No. No one can explain that.
Gus_Smedstad
05-12-2011, 04:43 PM
I believe the hats are stapled to their skulls.
Omniscia
05-12-2011, 08:29 PM
They're like antlers.
Calelari
05-12-2011, 08:54 PM
Apparently the bridal shower was quite a thing and there are pictures...
Hans Lauring
05-13-2011, 03:40 AM
They're like antlers.
European royalty are highly paid circus clowns that dances for our amusement wearing funny clothes.
dermot
05-14-2011, 12:33 PM
The worst hat at that wedding was Tara Palmer-Tompkinson's, purely because it was like a big arrow pointing at her post-cocaine reconstructed nose.
Gus_Smedstad
05-14-2011, 05:56 PM
Head to head, I can't really agree. Palmer Tomkinson's blue hat is ridiculous, but not in the same league.
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/29/royal-wedding-beatrice-hat-poll-400x300.jpg
Try as I might, I can't get into Beatrice's head. How could you look at that thing and not say to yourself, "I'm going to look like a moron wearing this."
ddtibbs
05-14-2011, 06:37 PM
Try as I might, I can't get into Beatrice's head. How could you look at that thing and not say to yourself, "I'm going to look like a moron wearing this."
Massive in-breeding removed the self-consciousness gene.
Sammich
05-14-2011, 06:50 PM
At least Beatrice's hat doesn't vaguely resemble Smurfette's lady-parts.
Gus_Smedstad
05-14-2011, 07:54 PM
At least Beatrice's hat doesn't vaguely resemble Smurfette's lady-parts.
I don't think about Smurfette or her lady-parts often enough for this analogy to occur to me.
Hawkeye Fierce
05-14-2011, 09:17 PM
Massive in-breeding removed the self-consciousness gene.I dunno - I think there's the possibility that she thought "Yeah, it's ridiculous, but if there was ever an event to wear a totally over-the-top ridiculous hat, it's this one."
Try as I might, I can't get into Beatrice's head. How could you look at that thing and not say to yourself, "I'm going to look like a moron wearing this."
It helps if you remember that the Royal Family are all servants of dread Cthulhu.
McKnight
05-15-2011, 11:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oN2Yb.jpg
I'm having trouble placing that film?
kerzain
05-15-2011, 11:49 PM
The Never Ending Story
dermot
05-16-2011, 03:02 AM
Head to head, I can't really agree. Palmer Tomkinson's blue hat is ridiculous, but not in the same league.
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/29/royal-wedding-beatrice-hat-poll-400x300.jpg
Try as I might, I can't get into Beatrice's head. How could you look at that thing and not say to yourself, "I'm going to look like a moron wearing this."
Taken out of the context of being on someone's head, yes, Beatrice's hat is the more ludicrous. But TPT's hat is A BIG ARROW POINTING AT HER DRUG-DESTROYED NOSE.
WarrenM
05-16-2011, 04:47 AM
Can you make that joke a third time on the same page? I have faith in you, go for it!
dermot
05-16-2011, 05:01 AM
I'll PM it to you.
Matt Bowyer
05-16-2011, 07:48 AM
I'm pretty sure both of those hats can be had in World of Warcraft.
I'm pretty sure both of those hats can be had in Team Fortress 2.
I agree.
Enidigm
05-16-2011, 09:03 AM
I'm having trouble placing that film?
Consider your membership in the 80's Childhood Club to be suspended pending further review.
What do you know about the Goonies?
Mrenda
05-16-2011, 09:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/vTH3K.jpg
Ben Sones
05-16-2011, 10:02 AM
Head to head, I can't really agree. Palmer Tomkinson's blue hat is ridiculous, but not in the same league.
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/29/royal-wedding-beatrice-hat-poll-400x300.jpg
Try as I might, I can't get into Beatrice's head. How could you look at that thing and not say to yourself, "I'm going to look like a moron wearing this."
It looks like a pink toilet seat. With a ribbon on it.
jeffd
05-16-2011, 11:21 AM
It looks like a pink toilet seat. With a ribbon on it.
Man it really does!
Omniscia
05-16-2011, 11:38 AM
It calls to mind the costume design of The Fifth Element, to me.
Gaming Gopher!
http://i.imgur.com/9vN2p.jpg
Gus_Smedstad
05-17-2011, 11:09 AM
Every time I reach a branch... I always take the side that I'm pretty sure is not the correct path, so I can see what loot is in the cul de sac.
There is nothing worse than finding the path forward and knowing you left other path's unsearched.
There's more:
http://i.imgur.com/j5VNo.jpg
This may be me in Witcher 2 since you can't reset skills:
http://i.imgur.com/eVjxK.jpg
Gus_Smedstad
05-17-2011, 12:27 PM
Oh, god. Hoarding stuff I never end up using, that's me to a T. The other one, not so much. I'm usually willing to accept that I spent the skill points in the wrong spots. Now and then that's forced me to start over because I've gimped myself too much, but not often. I enjoy the process of agonizing over where to spend the points too much to check a guide.
kerzain
05-17-2011, 12:30 PM
http://i.min.us/iEC0.jpg
Freezer-TPF-
05-17-2011, 12:33 PM
Gaming Gopher is my new spirit animal.
http://i.imgur.com/ZbzC3.jpg
Jason McCullough
05-17-2011, 01:20 PM
Damn it internet stop spying on my gaming habits.
Calelari
05-17-2011, 03:10 PM
Gaming Gopher has captured my soul.
Brian Rubin
05-17-2011, 03:35 PM
Gaming Gopher KNOWS me...
http://i.imgur.com/KqupH.jpg
Oh, and...
http://i.imgur.com/1sJbP.jpg
kerzain
05-17-2011, 03:39 PM
Hi Brian
http://i.min.us/icvyWg.gif
Brian Rubin
05-17-2011, 03:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
Damien Falgoust
05-17-2011, 04:21 PM
Check.
http://i.imgur.com/fBupO.jpg
Check.
http://i.imgur.com/tNMhW.jpg
GET OUT OF MY MIND.
http://i.imgur.com/pTBsz.jpg
kerzain
05-17-2011, 04:29 PM
End credits?
http://i.min.us/icqYbI.gif
Gus_Smedstad
05-17-2011, 04:57 PM
Hi Brian
http://i.min.us/icvyWg.gif
Goddamnit
Mightynute
05-17-2011, 06:58 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_MMl_FvdZKKY/TYxLNuvdgRI/AAAAAAAAXiE/jISwfREwy0E/s800/tumblr_lhtgran0W41qb5gkj.jpg
Bad Neighbor
05-17-2011, 09:45 PM
When the hell are they going to fix the lung drain being in the mouth, much less above the lungs in the first place?
mdowdle
05-18-2011, 04:02 AM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_MMl_FvdZKKY/TYxLNuvdgRI/AAAAAAAAXiE/jISwfREwy0E/s800/tumblr_lhtgran0W41qb5gkj.jpg
Yes, yes, yes!!! Where do I download? And how do I upload? (I guess uploading instructions will be available on the download site, yes?)
Hawkeye Fierce
05-18-2011, 11:24 AM
http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20110518/trolling_tumblr_23.jpg
Mightynute
05-19-2011, 01:44 PM
High Expectations Asian Father cracks me up.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9seloOKA1qe11kdo1_400.png
Brian Rubin
05-19-2011, 05:03 PM
Hahahahaha
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkp970wLR41qakgigo1_400.png
http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/high-expectations-asian-father-You-cured-cancer-Good-now-impress-me.jpg
Mightynute
05-19-2011, 07:15 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_MMl_FvdZKKY/TdWTLtfXOXI/AAAAAAAAX84/Gz4BDO0k0Ts/s800/tumblr_ll5dlfUros1qb5gkjo1_400.jpg
jeffd
05-19-2011, 08:03 PM
Damn it internet stop spying on my gaming habits.
EYE GNO. Gaming Gopher is basically me.
kerzain
05-19-2011, 08:08 PM
http://i.min.us/i1hPs.jpg
EYE GNO. Gaming Gopher is basically me.
http://i.imgur.com/WHAjf.jpg
tiohn
05-29-2011, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3Sx5r.jpg
I did this one my own self.
kerzain
05-29-2011, 01:27 PM
I thought we were all doing our own. I feel cheated.
Omniscia
05-29-2011, 01:41 PM
Why aren't they wearing seat belts?
Mike O'Malley
05-29-2011, 02:22 PM
Because they've got airbags.
Calistas
05-30-2011, 04:28 AM
http://i.min.us/i1hPs.jpg
That is me and League of Legends, damn it. Though really, there's no catching up, I'm just hopelessly addicted to cool skins and heroes.
TheTrunkDr
05-30-2011, 05:59 AM
That is me and League of Legends, damn it. Though really, there's no catching up, I'm just hopelessly addicted to cool skins and heroes.
I've got a few friends that play LoL, they keep trying to get me to play but I bought HoN months prior and the idea of switching and having to unlock all those heroes just to get back to the same selection as what's currently available to me in HoN has kept me for playing it.
I keep trying to get them to buy HoN but they're resistant, "LoL is free" they keep telling me. I keep telling them that I don't want to stop playing the full game I have for the 1/4 of a game they want me to play. They, of course, don't want to spend the money on HoN despite the fact that they've all spent far more on LoL than a HoN account costs and still don't have all the basic crap unlocked. I got one to buy it a couple of weeks ago when it was just $10. I can't believe none of the others bought at that price, they'll easily spend more than that on LoL unlocking heroes.
I can't imagine that $10 for HoN isn't the best possible deal for a DotAesque game unless you've got everything in LoL unlocked.
Omniscia
05-30-2011, 06:15 AM
My God, it's full of acronyms...
Mightynute
05-30-2011, 07:13 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Matt_Kaiser/1306272232935.jpg
kerzain
05-30-2011, 07:14 AM
I hope you made that one, it's funny.
DoomMunky
05-30-2011, 10:05 AM
I thought of a Bachelor Frog:
Don't own cooler
Surround food with Otter Pops
Calistas
06-01-2011, 01:49 AM
Trunk - LOL is better though, hence people don't want to switch =)
TheTrunkDr
06-01-2011, 06:13 AM
Trunk - LOL is better though, hence people don't want to switch =)
Admittedly I haven't played LoL in an extremely long time but that was not my experience last I played it.
I'll grant that the community is likely better (the HoN community is truly disgusting) but the game, the presentation the UI everything else I find better in HoN. One of my biggest annoyances with LoL is that stupid front end they have, dear god they have to get rid of that thing!
Mightynute
06-01-2011, 06:39 AM
More LOTR-related macro silliness.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyjxdo2IG1qixmtao1_400.jpg
Talorc
06-01-2011, 07:05 AM
I love bachelor frog, paranoid parrot and gaming gopher. Collectively they have documented my life at one stage or another :-)
I also felt compelled to make a sexually oblivious rhino inspired by real life events!
http://i.imgur.com/MDtFe.png
I still think sometimes about the delights that could have followed if only I caught that train.... :-)
Staff Sergeant
06-02-2011, 01:39 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5iwqe29a31qcfej3o1_500.jpg
Scrax
06-02-2011, 06:57 PM
It doesn't count, but I wanted to post it somewhere.
http://asset.soup.io/asset/1972/4493_f31f.jpeg
Staff Sergeant
06-02-2011, 07:15 PM
That is the best thing I have ever seen.
MatthewF
06-03-2011, 12:03 PM
That's awesome.
Dan_Theman
06-04-2011, 06:39 AM
Wow ... just ... wow.
Jason McCullough
06-20-2011, 12:25 AM
Oh my god.
http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/peter-bonerz.jpg
Jason Townsend
06-20-2011, 12:30 AM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0094288/
Sammich
06-24-2011, 03:40 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/sammich44/memes-challenge-accepted.jpg
Zylon
06-25-2011, 01:44 PM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/411/dangerousburger.jpg
Brian Rubin
06-25-2011, 01:46 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0094288/
Wow, I thought to myself "This guy sure has made a lot of crap TV..." and then I saw that he worked on Murphy Brown and changed my mind. ;)
Funkula
08-06-2011, 10:10 PM
Had this idea a couple days ago, found the right picture to half-ass it with.
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/721/hitlersgonnahitle.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/hitlersgonnahitle.jpg/)
http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Inception-Deeper.jpg
Sammich
08-07-2011, 05:17 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/sammich44/4c4m.jpg
Link (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/futurama-fry-not-sure-if-x) for those who may not get the reference.
Kunikos
08-12-2011, 01:38 PM
Sheen & Swanson. (http://sheenandswanson.tumblr.com/)
Thank you.
Jason Townsend
08-15-2011, 11:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BoOtc.jpg
Hans Lauring
08-15-2011, 11:55 AM
http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hittingthyself.png
Mightynute
08-16-2011, 07:11 PM
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/Darling_056/tumblr_lkwjibwYQX1qbn6jwo1_500.jpg
I can not stop laughing at this.
Bill Dungsroman
08-24-2011, 12:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ayzlb.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1pwbpQs51qhzegbo1_400.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1pqbCBUl1qhzegbo1_500.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmrdieSWHu1qe11kdo1_400.png
Mightynute
08-24-2011, 08:46 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0K11KcJhRIE/TlWLzMHsjFI/AAAAAAAAYaw/l4FbvlRZ4vQ/s800/funny-pictures-every-time-with-this-fucking-commercial.jpg
Brian Rubin
08-24-2011, 09:35 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0K11KcJhRIE/TlWLzMHsjFI/AAAAAAAAYaw/l4FbvlRZ4vQ/s800/funny-pictures-every-time-with-this-fucking-commercial.jpg
Hahahahaha
Jason McCullough
08-24-2011, 09:57 PM
Oh god that doorstop one.
mdowdle
08-24-2011, 10:39 PM
Because they belong together:
http://i.imgur.com/ayzlb.jpg
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/fridaynightp11.gif
Jason Townsend
08-24-2011, 10:40 PM
I have a little minirant about the propriety of using Sarah McLachlan's Angel for both "sponsor a child in dire need" and animal rescue fundraising. Not that I'm against either, it's just... the same song? Also, it was written about heroin but I guess that ship sailed on the ocean of mawkishness years ago.
Jason McCullough
08-26-2011, 04:59 PM
http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/plug-in-usb.jpg
MatthewF
08-26-2011, 06:04 PM
Ahaha, so true.
Calelari
08-26-2011, 09:18 PM
If ever a picture screamed for photoshopping...
http://i.imgur.com/bsPIy.png
Mike O'Malley
08-26-2011, 09:59 PM
Just out of curiousity- why does the Pope wear a watch? Doesn't he have people to mind his schedule?
Volksy
08-26-2011, 10:32 PM
"And now young Skywalker..." in 3,2,1
Jason McCullough
08-28-2011, 12:33 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/edba4d28-e0f9-4143-842a-a62ccb05d0c4.jpg
Mike O'Malley
08-28-2011, 05:25 PM
That is hilarious!
RichVR
08-30-2011, 02:02 PM
Just out of curiousity- why does the Pope wear a watch? Doesn't he have people to mind his schedule?
Because it was a gift from Goebbels?
BlueJackalope
08-31-2011, 08:13 AM
Because it was a gift from Goebbels?
Awesome
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/deanodonnell/hipster_AR.jpg
BleedTheFreak
09-02-2011, 10:03 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/387925947.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1314984061&Signature=v8mtaWvVoKNWC2ECteWiBkztbRE%3D
Mightynute
09-02-2011, 03:22 PM
http://t.qkme.me/2b03.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/1u7p.jpg
Schrute Facts. (http://www.quickmeme.com/Schrute/)
RichVR
09-02-2011, 03:45 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-22/1237688583893.jpg
snowcrash22
09-03-2011, 06:18 AM
engagement photo shoot.
also not a macro.
http://mlkshk.com/r/6BF8
Mike O'Malley
09-03-2011, 07:00 AM
Looks great, but why is he punching his fiance in the face there in the middle?
Bill Dungsroman
09-03-2011, 10:52 AM
It'd be better if she had a small bite mark on her ankle at the end.
Gus_Smedstad
09-03-2011, 11:47 AM
Where did the shovel come from?
Omniscia
09-03-2011, 11:50 AM
Picanic basket, obviously.
RichVR
09-03-2011, 11:59 AM
It was left there by the landscaping crew. It's Japan dude.
Houngan
09-03-2011, 02:14 PM
Picanic basket, obviously.
I glad to see somebody else knows how to properly pronounce that word.
H.
Mightynute
09-08-2011, 05:08 AM
Technologically Impaired Duck
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/011/110/Technologically-Impaired-Duck5.jpg?1251137342
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwu9niPh21qzcsi5o1_500.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYHI1YdU9iUL2O1gcdRGVVyCrYwwxdd lqRUAvBV0FzKHnJGEtanw
belgerog
09-10-2011, 02:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VWNks.jpg
http://imgur.com/942MZ.jpg
delirium
09-21-2011, 09:40 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308697_10150301612183107_660573106_8118781_1359215 794_n.jpg
Why the hell is there a facebook in my facebook anyway?
RichVR
09-21-2011, 04:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/RichVR/pigeon-1.jpg
Fugitive
09-21-2011, 04:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uhFTu.png (http://sitaraspeaks.tumblr.com/post/9407838548)
RichVR
09-21-2011, 04:24 PM
I loled.
Jamie Madigan
09-21-2011, 04:29 PM
Ha ha, the crow one is awesome.
MatthewF
09-21-2011, 05:45 PM
Hahaha. I normally don't like puns, but that's a good one.
Zylon
09-23-2011, 10:50 AM
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4042/funnypicturescatbreadma.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/funnypicturescatbreadma.jpg/)
Bill Dungsroman
09-23-2011, 07:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3v6kF.jpg
Athryn
09-23-2011, 07:19 PM
Quadling country:
http://www.oz-central.com/graphic/p_oz_map_2.jpg
Bill Dungsroman
09-23-2011, 07:21 PM
<3 u Ath
RichVR
09-23-2011, 09:54 PM
Great Sandy Waste. Reminds me of the ex-wife...
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2487/cuntdestroyer.jpg
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:41 PM
All right.
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:41 PM
I'm spamming
Talisker
09-25-2011, 07:42 PM
Uh... what?
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:42 PM
this thread
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:42 PM
until the scrollbreaking Japanese wedding
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:43 PM
is gone.
Houngan
09-25-2011, 07:43 PM
Enjoy!
robsam
09-25-2011, 07:52 PM
Or you could ignore it like the rest of us. Go shoot targets or kittens or trucks, but cease the spamming.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYHI1YdU9iUL2O1gcdRGVVyCrYwwxdd lqRUAvBV0FzKHnJGEtanw
FUCK this one got me.
RichVR
09-25-2011, 09:11 PM
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/vampires_used_to_suck_blood.jpg
RepoMan
09-26-2011, 04:14 PM
Is that Stan Lee? It looks like Stan Lee.
http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/c1bc7ea6ke-stan-lee.jpg
RichVR
09-26-2011, 05:22 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_26_EZ7V1d68/TQY60jFZjoI/AAAAAAAAHfI/T0Faqgrwfx0/s1600/26-swifty-lazar.jpeg
George Romero is channeling Swifty Lazar.
Staff Sergeant
09-26-2011, 05:36 PM
Or you could ignore it like the rest of us. Go shoot targets or kittens or trucks, but cease the spamming.
I'm with Houngan. That image made it a pain in the ass to get to new posts. Now the new images are at the top of the page and not 45 seconds of mousewheel scrolling down the page.
Thanks Houngan!
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