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Aszurom
10-21-2003, 04:04 PM
We've done the "post pics of your cats" and "post pics of your PC desk"...

...now it's time to bravely - or foolishly - post a pic of yourself.

If sufficient time goes by and someone hasn't fulfilled their obligation, they become fair game, and anyone can post a pic of them. (and my god, I've got some pics of you! You've been warned.)

Anyway, since I'm stupid enough to start this (But Denny and Spoofy inspired it, blame them) here's my entry:

http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/llandjesus.jpg
Obviously, I'm not Richard or Rob, so that puts me in the middle.

Machfive
10-21-2003, 04:15 PM
Ugh. Let's get this over with.

http://www.mach5.ws/misc/blacksilvergood2.jpg

Nothing to see here folks, move along...

XPav
10-21-2003, 04:15 PM
http://www.pavloff.net/xpav_small.jpg

Angie Gallant
10-21-2003, 04:18 PM
http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/foodbunnybooks.jpg

Hair is a bit shorter. I still need the Exalted books.

Aszurom
10-21-2003, 04:26 PM
Aszurom claims his first victim - He had it commin'

http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/superbob.jpg

Superbob! Man, I've wanted to do that to this pic for a loooong time.

Moore
10-21-2003, 04:28 PM
I mostly lurk or say stupid things, but:

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/mooreplus/chrism.jpg

Rob O'Boston
10-21-2003, 04:28 PM
This thread would never happen if wumpus was still around.

extarbags
10-21-2003, 04:32 PM
http://home3.netcarrier.com/~geoff/geoff2.gif

No earring anymore. And less general mess in my immediate environment.

Matthew Gallant
10-21-2003, 04:33 PM
http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/mattgngage.jpg
With special hands-free edition N-Gage.

Dirt
10-21-2003, 04:35 PM
Has it really come to this? Are things really this slow?

Aszurom
10-21-2003, 04:38 PM
Nope... it's nice to put a face with a name. Slow has nothing to do with it.

Dr Fear
10-21-2003, 04:41 PM
Aszurom claims his first victim - He had it commin'

Superbob! Man, I've wanted to do that to this pic for a loooong time.
Which one is you - the first pic or this one. If not this one, then who is it? Someone you know?

Aszurom
10-21-2003, 04:49 PM
Someone a lot of the regulars know. Bob Mayer formerly of CGS+

Where the hell IS Bob these days anyway? I miss the guy.

Ergo
10-21-2003, 04:58 PM
http://truemeaningoflife.com/images/mattgngage.jpg
With special hands-free edition N-Gage.
I'm so used to equating your name with Rip Torn's picture that this just doesn't seem right.

Dr Fear
10-21-2003, 04:59 PM
Someone a lot of the regulars know. Bob Mayer formerly of CGS+

Where the hell IS Bob these days anyway? I miss the guy.
I thought that he was posting here as TheWombat? Maybe I got confused.

I also thought it was pretty uncool to post people's photos on the web without their permission.

Limedust
10-21-2003, 05:00 PM
Count me as another lurker and rare poster. We can't all be cosmopolitan.

http://webpages.charter.net/rusty_c/Dust2.jpg

Bub, Andrew
10-21-2003, 05:04 PM
Matthew has five and a half eyebrows on his face.

DennyA
10-21-2003, 05:06 PM
http://users.adelphia.net/~dennya/Carter5/images/Happy%20Dad.jpg
Me on the right. :)

Bub, Andrew
10-21-2003, 05:07 PM
http://www.andrewsbub.com/ME2.jpg

Add a beard, age 8 years, lose cigarette, and it's not quite so cold outside.

PS: Sparky is going to have a lot of fun with this thread.

Matthew Gallant
10-21-2003, 05:08 PM
Matthew has five and a half eyebrows on his face.
Yeah, well at least I'm not in Frankie Goes to Hollywood!

Sparky
10-21-2003, 05:11 PM
http://www.phobe.com/fflheadshotbw.jpg

Even my mustache is better than Matthew Gallant's!

tromik
10-21-2003, 05:11 PM
http://www.andrewsbub.com/ME2.jpg

Add a beard, age 8 years, lose cigarette, and it's not quite so cold outside.

Why does it look like you're a paratrooper in Bastogne? Maybe I've Band of Brothers too many times.

XPav
10-21-2003, 05:17 PM
http://www.andrewsbub.com/ME2.jpg

Add a beard, age 8 years, lose cigarette, and it's not quite so cold outside.

Why does it look like you're a paratrooper in Bastogne? Maybe I've Band of Brothers too many times.

http://www.506thpir.com/Roe.jpg

Yeah no kidding.

Dave Long
10-21-2003, 05:18 PM
http://www.gamerdad.com/images/topics/dlong.gif

--Dave

SpoofyChop
10-21-2003, 05:24 PM
Hey Dave, nice ass!

:twisted:

Matthew Gallant
10-21-2003, 05:24 PM
Yeah, hike them shorts down so we can see the N.

tromik
10-21-2003, 05:26 PM
http://www.andrewsbub.com/ME2.jpg

Why does it look like you're a paratrooper in Bastogne? Maybe I've Band of Brothers too many times.

http://www.506thpir.com/Roe.jpg

Yeah no kidding.

Hmm. He looks more like (the guy acting as) Buck Compton, the actor in Boomtown (which happens to have the exact same cast as Band of Brothers).

Dave Long
10-21-2003, 05:28 PM
Yeah, hike them shorts down so we can see the N.

:)

--Dave

triggercut
10-21-2003, 05:33 PM
Me, after about the 9th julep at the Kentucky Derby last year...

http://65.36.140.169/chris.jpg

John Reynolds
10-21-2003, 05:56 PM
http://www.simhq.com/_aboutus/images/JReynolds.jpg

Lum
10-21-2003, 05:59 PM
http://www.brokentoys.org/ScottJ.jpg
DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN LUM.
HAPPY FUN LUM MAY ADHERE TO CERTAIN TYPES OF SKIN.

Jason McCullough
10-21-2003, 06:03 PM
http://www.hronk.com/pepper.jpg

Anders Hallin
10-21-2003, 06:08 PM
I'm sure you've all seen this before:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/slusk2.jpg

Rather normal clothes, but ridiculous pose:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/anders02.jpg

And this is me in a dress, claw-your-eyes-out-warning applies:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/anders2.jpg
(and yes, you can still rely on me to gay things up)

TheWombat
10-21-2003, 06:44 PM
Yes, that's a picture of me, the alleged "SuperBob." I'm still around. Though I have even less hair now. Shaved off the residuals so it's a pure chrome dome. Should retouch that photo I think.

Rywill
10-21-2003, 06:57 PM
http://www.dereksmart.com/ds_left.jpg

Raife
10-21-2003, 07:17 PM
We've done the "post pics of your cats" and "post pics of your PC desk"...

...now it's time to bravely - or foolishly - post a pic of yourself.
My god, what have you done?

Desslock
10-21-2003, 07:32 PM
Where's the kool-aid?

steve
10-21-2003, 07:44 PM
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/images/classifications/01/classic.gif

Aszurom
10-21-2003, 07:47 PM
Steve, you joined the hair club for mullets?

Desslock:

http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/koolaid.gif

Qenan
10-21-2003, 08:22 PM
http://mom.diaspora.ru/txt/heroes.doc/Images/mystic_x.gif

Alan Dunkin
10-21-2003, 08:30 PM
Rywill's pic is Derek Smart, by the way.

Not sure if there's a pic of me around, I'm sure there is someplace..

--- Alan

Woolen Horde
10-21-2003, 09:12 PM
I'm sure you've all seen this before:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/slusk2.jpg

Rather normal clothes, but ridiculous pose:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/anders02.jpg

And this is me in a dress, claw-your-eyes-out-warning applies:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/anders2.jpg
(and yes, you can still rely on me to gay things up)

Hey Anders, it's more pictures of your cousin that we want! ;)

Sparky
10-21-2003, 09:24 PM
Steve, you joined the hair club for mullets?
He's so modest...but he was totally rocking the postmodern sho-lo at this year's Qt3 get-together:

http://www.phobe.com/baumullet_sm.jpg

Miramon
10-21-2003, 09:32 PM
Digital image? Of myself? What would the point of that be? Anyhow, the scanner lid won't close over my face, so what the hell.

Wholly Schmidt
10-21-2003, 09:43 PM
I'm not sure where to begin, so here's a favorite from a year and a half ago:
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/camarchive/solidsnake.jpg
I can't pass this one up either though:
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/temp/wolvie.jpg
That was earlier this semester. I've since ditched the Logan look, but don't have the webcam plugged in right now.

Brooski
10-21-2003, 09:46 PM
Where's the kool-aid?
Right on.

Aszurom
10-21-2003, 10:06 PM
Bruce, would you like to be Victim #2? Remember at E3 when I said "Hey, look stupid, I'm gonna take your picture!" You did, I did, and by golly I've got it right here. Save yourself, man. Post something for us, or I unleash the dogs.

Schmidt: The Logan look is pretty damn on-the-money. Sheesh. Did it get chicks?

DennyA
10-21-2003, 10:08 PM
Solid Snake? Looks more like Ben Stiller...

Wholly Schmidt
10-21-2003, 10:09 PM
Nope. They'd probably all given up long ago, when they saw me for the afternoon I had the guts to go with this look:
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/camarchive/neverAgain.jpg

Sparky
10-21-2003, 11:41 PM
Oh no...this has become the QT3 MULLET THREAD!

http://www.phobe.com/happy_mullets.jpg

tromik
10-21-2003, 11:58 PM
I'm not sure where to begin, so here's a favorite from a year and a half ago:
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/camarchive/solidsnake.jpg
I can't pass this one up either though:
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/temp/wolvie.jpg
That was earlier this semester. I've since ditched the Logan look, but don't have the webcam plugged in right now.

I thought Solid Snake had a mullet?

Andrew Mayer
10-22-2003, 12:13 AM
http://www.bodymix.net/Graphic_Bin/newhead.gif

I beard therefore I am.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 12:22 AM
Best I can do on short notice. I swear there are some real pictures of me at E3, but I didn't manage to take a single one this year, and I can't find the older ones.

http://www.antigames.com/pics/peace.jpg

Brian Rubin
10-22-2003, 12:25 AM
http://www.brubin.net/Img/brubin.jpg
This is me, two years ago, sitting in a full-sized Boeing 747-400 simulator at Northwest Airline's Training Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I visited this place for an article in PC Pilot, and got to fly the 747, an Airbus A320, and a DC-9. MAN was that a blast.

nutsak
10-22-2003, 01:40 AM
I'd post my pic but it's probably be classified as pornographic..

so no... just use your imagination.. ( or not if you prefer )

Lunch of Kong
10-22-2003, 01:45 AM
http://www.rogerw.com/animal/roger.jpg

Edit: The actual Polaroid of this shot is hanging on my cube wall next to my name tag... with a pushpin through my forehead, Diablo-style. Pity they don't let cameras into work, because I'd much rather have posted a picture of the picture.

Warlord of Mars
10-22-2003, 04:18 AM
Since I figure I'll meet some of you in a future E3 anyway, what the hell.

Sorry about the crappy scan. I don't think I was in a particularly good mood at the time of being snapped. I also look younger than I really am. Perhaps I should have been wearing some battle armor or something. :p

http://www.mtcnet.net/~gnort/Fluidapt.jpg

shang
10-22-2003, 04:29 AM
Hmm, these are from 1-2 years ago.

http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~shang/shang1.jpg
http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~shang/shang2.jpg

mlatin
10-22-2003, 04:50 AM
baleeted

quatoria
10-22-2003, 05:16 AM
Hmm, these are from 1-2 years ago.


Well, shit. I've now been unseated as 'longest-haired geek on QT3." I formally pass the torch to you. Ignore the fact that it looks like a few stray hairs in a shower drain, purely stylistic, I assure you.

Guido Jones
10-22-2003, 05:26 AM
oh, drats, i don't normally do this, but i'm kinda bored. long time lurker me, with some imagery that is dated a couple years, yet, oddly enough still represents a current image of myself (well, the hair is longer now).

http://www.skysys.org/~mlatin/pix/skaigai-1999030701.jpghttp://www.skysys.org/~mlatin/pix/skaigai-1999030702.jpghttp://www.skysys.org/~mlatin/pix/skaigai-1999030703.jpg

no offense mlatin, but you look like a serial killer in this pics.

Xemu
10-22-2003, 07:23 AM
Ok, I'm an noob... how do you embed pics like that in your posting?

Matthew Gallant
10-22-2003, 07:26 AM
Just type the URL of the picture, highlight it, and push the "Img" button there in the row of buttons underneath the subject field. Or, just surround the url like so: http://blahdeblah.com/me.jpg

Desslock
10-22-2003, 07:29 AM
In other words, the picture has to already be online -- you can't just add pictures to your post as attachments, praise Allah.

Xemu
10-22-2003, 07:31 AM
Ah, okay, thanks. Well, I guess that means none of you will have to be punished with looking at my ugly mug then.

Anders Hallin
10-22-2003, 07:36 AM
What the heck? I just realised the picture of me in adress was incorrectly linked! It's fixed now:
http://w1.176.comhem.se/~u17608806/anders2.jpg

Talisker
10-22-2003, 07:50 AM
http://www.andrewmyers.org/andrew.jpg
Always a fun day when the Jabberwock stops over.

Dave Long
10-22-2003, 08:37 AM
Shame on you for forgetting this pic Xemu...

http://www.ensemblestudios.com/ourteam/images/fermier.jpg

--Dave

Ben Sones
10-22-2003, 09:14 AM
Me on the right. :)

I prefer this one (Denny secretly loves his iMac):

http://www.odditorium.net/MacLover.jpg

Dirt
10-22-2003, 09:20 AM
some of these are getting really scary.

Wholly Schmidt
10-22-2003, 09:29 AM
Did someone say scary?
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/photos/chu1.jpg

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 09:34 AM
AUGH

awdougherty
10-22-2003, 09:47 AM
Is there any rule against tasteful nudes?

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 09:57 AM
As long as they are either of Trixie or Angie Dietrich or maybe me making muscle poses while I wear one of those ghoulish Eyes-Wide-Shut masques so you can't tell which US Senator I really am, no. However, if it's one of the rest of Qt3's denizenship of walking physiological nightmares [see above] - yes.

Edit: I think Anders would be okay too.

awdougherty
10-22-2003, 10:11 AM
What if the nudity is important to the story and not just there for the cheesecake?

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 10:15 AM
Is the story about Trixie, Angie and Anders forming the entirety of an all-nude audience to witness my performance in the one-man final for the International Naked Man's Muscle Building Federation's Interpretive Flex Championship?

quatoria
10-22-2003, 10:28 AM
Er, Anders? Are you planning to borrow his tophat?

Bull
10-22-2003, 11:04 AM
Well, at least we know the liberals are all better looking than the conservatives. :)

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 11:34 AM
Well, at least we know the liberals are all better looking than the conservatives. :)

Was that funny in some way?

:roll:

quatoria
10-22-2003, 11:54 AM
Well, at least we know the liberals are all better looking than the conservatives. :)

Was that funny in some way?

:roll:

Well, it was honest...

http://www.antigames.com/pics/contrast2.jpg

noun
10-22-2003, 11:54 AM
Yeah, because come on, young Republicans are the epitome of Aryan perfection! :D

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 12:22 PM
I know it's my fault about this whole thread, but to be honest, I'm really not "digging it" (I'm trying to use hippie words so all you liberals will understand.)

I have no interest in seeing the portrait of people who have written a grand total of 37 shitty posts since last Wednesday.

And irr-unregardless of the fact that I myself am a fat and balding nerd who is no more attractive than your average mashed potato sculpture, you fuckernuts are nothing to write home about either.

If I didn't think you pervs would start fapping the second you saw it, I'd post a picture of my beautiful wife to demonstrate that Republicans can in fact be hotties.

In lieu of that, I'll simply post the following:

http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/index.html

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 12:30 PM
Some marginal old women in there.....

awdougherty
10-22-2003, 12:39 PM
We are an ugly lot, aren't we... nice to know some of us have attractive partners waiting for us at home.

Jason McMaster
10-22-2003, 12:53 PM
Jesus, there's too many of me so I'll post a few:

http://www.planethate.com/images/future2.jpg
Don't ask.

http://www.levitateme.com/vacation/finger2.jpg
When going to Cincy, I like to salute the Kentucky border.

http://www.levitateme.com/vacation/incog2.jpg
What it would look like if I held up a quick mart.

http://www.levitateme.com/vacation/jason1.jpg
Coke and a smile. Well, it's actually Thumbs Up cola, which is a coke in India.

http://www.levitateme.com/brantley/bokolovesweiners.jpg
Holding some weiners, as usual.


That should do.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 12:54 PM
I know it's my fault about this whole thread, but to be honest, I'm really not "digging it" (I'm trying to use hippie words so all you liberals will understand.)

Good to know, Spoofy. The next time you start a pointless and off-topic thread in the games forum, please be sure to put a political party disclaimer at the top, so we can know which parties are allowed to participate.

Bub, Andrew
10-22-2003, 12:58 PM
You a Packer fan McMaster?

Jason McMaster
10-22-2003, 01:00 PM
Yes sir, I am.

Ergo
10-22-2003, 01:05 PM
Jason--

I'm afraid to ask exactly what you're doing in that first picture...

Jazar
10-22-2003, 01:08 PM
http://www.loyno.edu/~jazar/e3pics/mw2rgs.jpg

I'm the one that's not rich and/or famous :P :wink:

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 01:09 PM
I know it's my fault about this whole thread, but to be honest, I'm really not "digging it" (I'm trying to use hippie words so all you liberals will understand.)

Good to know, Spoofy. The next time you start a pointless and off-topic thread in the games forum, please be sure to put a political party disclaimer at the top, so we can know which parties are allowed to participate.

Hey equatorial...I didn't START the thread, it's just my FAULT because I called DennyA "that fat dude" in the other thread.

Pay attention.

Also, you are not allowed to participate.

:wink:

Also, look...obviously some of the women in that jerseygop site aren't actually hot...it's just a paean to them for being famous conservative women. Duh.

But if you don't think that this chick (www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes35.html) is hot then you're a loon.

Jason McMaster
10-22-2003, 01:15 PM
Jason--

I'm afraid to ask exactly what you're doing in that first picture...

I'm tempted to say "Holding weiners" but I was bored while my wife was at work, so I decided to go for the undeniable power of ignorant pictures.

The Chinese Lawyer
10-22-2003, 01:20 PM
Isn't there a law in America about how many times you can post a picture of yourself on the internet? I'm looking at you, Machfive. By that I mean it seems like I'm always looking at you. Don't make me launch a class action suit on behalf of people who are sick of looking at that picture. Your fake protestations wouldn't fool a jury in any country!

In honor of Yang Liwei

mlatin
10-22-2003, 01:42 PM
I know it's my fault about this whole thread, but to be honest, I'm really not "digging it" (I'm trying to use hippie words so all you liberals will understand.)

I have no interest in seeing the portrait of people who have written a grand total of 37 shitty posts since last Wednesday.

i'm sure it's just a troll on your part, but in response: just because some folks don't troll or spam or try to jack up their post count with inane crap doesn't neccesarily mean that their miniscule contributions (ie, post/spam counts) should be ignored.

you always have the option of closing the browser and walking away from it all.

Jon R.
10-22-2003, 01:53 PM
This thread would be enough of a cliche without a pissing contest. Thanks.

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:00 PM
you always have the option of closing the browser and walking away from it all.

Actually, I have the new open source Clockwork Orange browser, so I can't close the window or walk away.


Seriously though, I know you've been around since the very beginning of time Mike Latinovisor so I'm not really talking about you.

I did seem to touch a nerve though didn't I! Maybe I'm a better troll than I thought...hmmm

I think the thing that annoyed me was the bizarre and completely stupid suggestion that conservatives are somehow less attractive than liberals. That's so patently ridiculous that it doesn't qualify as funny and it certainly isn't even remotely accurate. Just because all of the whore celebrities and shitty teenslut singers are sleazy liberals doesn't mean that only liberals are attractive.

I think it just annoyed me that some of the new QT3 generation asshat guys seemed to be so eager to post their ugly and completely unwanted portraits and then laugh about how ugly all the republicans are.

I'd gladly tatoo Jason's smarmy face on my ass if we could go back to the good old days when people actually had interesting things to say.

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:11 PM
This thread would be enough of a cliche without a pissing contest. Thanks.

Huh? I thought this was a trollwar. What thread are you reading?

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:11 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

Was that you getting excited about seeing your pretty face on my fat hairy ass?

:twisted:

Anders Hallin
10-22-2003, 02:15 PM
I'm just grateful this thread moved away from DrCrypt-related nudity.

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 02:17 PM
http://www.loyno.edu/~jazar/e3pics/mw2rgs.jpg

I'm the one that's not rich and/or famous :P :wink:
Jazar, you're Richard Garriott?

Machfive
10-22-2003, 02:21 PM
Isn't there a law in America about how many times you can post a picture of yourself on the internet? I'm looking at you, Machfive. By that I mean it seems like I'm always looking at you. Don't make me launch a class action suit on behalf of people who are sick of looking at that picture. Your fake protestations wouldn't fool a jury in any country!

In honor of Yang Liwei

That's the first time I've posted the picture. The ONLY other time I posted a pic of me was the Sean Penn comparison pic thing.

Thanks for playing! :P

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:27 PM
I just had a stroke.

Machfive...you have EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR POSTS!

Have you invented a time slowing device that enables you to do 72 hours of posting in one day?!

And if you can invent such a device, why are you wasting your talents on making stupid logos and posting here!? I want you to invent me some xray glasses post haste!

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 02:30 PM
That's the first time I've posted the picture. The ONLY other time I posted a pic of me was the Sean Penn comparison pic thing.
A bald faced lie - you did it in this thread (www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5877&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30) where you told everyone that you were planning on legally changing your name to a Transformer or a Cartoon Car or something. I'm used to you having a completely uninformed doofusism tumbling off of your tongue the second a subject of which you are completely ignorant traipses past, Machfive, but I can't believe you're even uninformed about your past doofusisms. Of course, I guess it is my word against yours, since you consequently pulled all of the graphics on that page in embarassment or something... but we both know that your genius "I Am Sam" impersonation has turned up in these forums on numerous occasions.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 02:30 PM
Hey equatorial...I didn't START the thread, it's just my FAULT because I called DennyA "that fat dude" in the other thread.

Hey, PoofySop: I'm well aware that you didn't start the thread. You just seemed to be implying that you felt a sense of great disappointment that there were liberals enjoying it as well as conservatives.

Rywill
10-22-2003, 02:30 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooh!
Shut up, you teenslut whore.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 02:32 PM
I think it just annoyed me that some of the new QT3 generation asshat guys seemed to be so eager to post their ugly and completely unwanted portraits and then laugh about how ugly all the republicans are.

Post their completely unwanted portraits... in a thread started to accumulate pictures of everyone from QT3. Oookay. Time to stop reading Spoofy's posts.

smr
10-22-2003, 02:32 PM
Somewhat lurker, as I only speak up when I have something to say, but here's me (big goon on the right) and some proof that even largeish IT/video game dorks can occasionally land a pretty:

http://www.the-smr.com/images/smr-linds.jpg

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:35 PM
Hey equatorial...I didn't START the thread, it's just my FAULT because I called DennyA "that fat dude" in the other thread.

Hey, PoofySop: I'm well aware that you didn't start the thread. You just seemed to be implying that you felt a sense of great disappointment that there were liberals enjoying it as well as conservatives.

Hey quatoria!

You're fun to tussle with!!!!

I always get a sick feeling in my stomach when liberals are enjoying anything!!!!!

HEY!!! I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!

Do you want to be my new archenemy??

First it was Jason, and look how popular and overexposed he got!

Then, it was XPav. Now he's a famous test pilot!

You could be next!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

Machfive
10-22-2003, 02:36 PM
I just had a stroke.

Machfive...you have EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR POSTS!

Have you invented a time slowing device that enables you to do 72 hours of posting in one day?!

And if you can invent such a device, why are you wasting your talents on making stupid logos and posting here!? I want you to invent me some xray glasses post haste!

I'm sorry Spoof, I specialize in time wasting and compression. I may be able to slow time to a crawl, but I can't see through stuff. What am I, Superman?

DrCrypt - Holy crap, you're right. I did post that pic before. My bad.

I didn't pull it down - I got a new domain. And come on - With the amount of shit I fuck up, do you think it's even possible for me to keep track of all my doofisms? Be realistic man.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 02:37 PM
Psh. I assure you, sir, it would have to be vice versa, as of the two of us, only *I* have the true pedigree to be a proper nemesis. You would have to be the hapless and dimwitted conservative protagonist. Sort of like that last Die Hard movie, only with a happy ending, where John Kimbal dies at the end.

chet
10-22-2003, 02:39 PM
smr, you broke my silence, i have to say something. That girl looks terrified.

She ran off as soon as she broke the grip of your arm, right?

If that is the best pic of the bunch, is it because in the other ones she is trying to gouge out your eyes and escape?

Chet

Albert Woo
10-22-2003, 02:42 PM
I just had a stroke.

Machfive...you have EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR POSTS!

What, you didn't have one before when Mach came back from his break and made 90 posts in two days?

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 02:42 PM
I can't even see smr's picture. Furthermore, going to the page makes it seem as if there's nothing there but a root directory and a statistics folder.

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 02:43 PM
Were you really my archenemy if I didn't know you were?

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:45 PM
Dear "shawn"

Do you have a license to refer to yourself with a definite article in your domain name?

I'm pretty sure you need a license for that.

Bub, Andrew
10-22-2003, 02:46 PM
but here's me (big goon on the right) and some proof that even largeish IT/video game dorks can occasionally land a pretty:


Did she survive when you landed on her?

I'm sorry SMR. And please don't hurt me.

DrCrypt
10-22-2003, 02:47 PM
Why am I the only one who can't see smr's picture? Could someone repost it?

quatoria
10-22-2003, 02:47 PM
I can't see it either. Judging by response, I'm taking that as a blessing.

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:49 PM
Were you really my archenemy if I didn't know you were?

If a tree falls in the forest...


Actually, the answer is "yes."

You really were my archenemy. Now given that I'm so incredibly lovable, it's at least possible that I was not your archenemy.

Archenemies aren't transitive, symmetric, distributive, or commutative.

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 02:50 PM
Archenemies aren't transitive, symmetric, distributive, or commutative.

I'm going to need the community's opinion on this one.

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 02:52 PM
Did she survive when you landed on her?

Pure hypocrisy!

Also:

I know see that that really awesome picture of you looking extremely cool and thin is actually a "before" picture and the one of you with Henry balanced on your fourth jowl is the "after" shot.

So I take back what I said about you being svelte.

Rob O'Boston
10-22-2003, 02:57 PM
When does halfpastfive.com go live?

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 03:00 PM
Archenemies aren't transitive, symmetric, distributive, or commutative.

I'm going to need the community's opinion on this one.

I misspoke a bit.

They aren't necessarily transitive, symmetric, distributive, or commutative.

Using the operators <E, E>, and <E> to indicate unidirectional and bidirectional "is/was the archenemy of".

Symmetric/non-symmetric archenemies:

Jason E> Spoofy

XPav E> Spoofy

Mongoose <E> cobra

Al Gore <E> George Bush

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 03:08 PM
Ah, ok.

Aszurom
10-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Spoofychop runs his fucking mouth but lacks the balls to post his pic. No balls, yet sufficient ass to insult those who do have pics up.

Get out. This isn't "flame war" time, it's "post your pic" - so put up or shut up.

DennyA
10-22-2003, 03:12 PM
Flowers are pretty. They smell nice.

Jason McMaster
10-22-2003, 03:15 PM
This thread is getting interesting.

Rob O'Boston
10-22-2003, 03:25 PM
Hey! Denny changed his entire post!!

Jason McMaster
10-22-2003, 03:26 PM
Yes he did. One hell of an edit.

Rob O'Boston
10-22-2003, 03:28 PM
No kidding. Lets just say we have a kinder, gentler DennyA post now.

Tom Ohle
10-22-2003, 03:30 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/ill/vandalizm/IMG_0009.jpg

XPav
10-22-2003, 03:41 PM
Spoofychop runs his fucking mouth but lacks the balls to post his pic. No balls, yet sufficient ass to insult those who do have pics up.

Get out. This isn't "flame war" time, it's "post your pic" - so put up or shut up.

As Tupac to SpoofyChop's Notorious B.I.G, I'd have to agree with your statement.

Besides, my mom says I'm good looking.

Mike Cathcart
10-22-2003, 04:10 PM
You guys should ease up on Spoofy, his first post was kinda funny. Besides, I happen to know that he doesn't really mean it, he often fights with his wife over the fact that he refuses to sleep without his collection of Cabbage Patch dolls that he's named after the regulars on this board.

Also, I have no digital camera, so this is the best I can do:

http://www.penguinhed.org/images/me.JPG

quatoria
10-22-2003, 04:11 PM
Who's that behind you with a knife? Oh, that's just Scharmers.

Aszurom
10-22-2003, 04:13 PM
Cathart... that could start a whole new thread, buddy. MSPaint yourself or someone else from QT3... hehehe.

Kitsune
10-22-2003, 04:52 PM
http://akira.anime.ru/akari/figures/kamineko2.jpg

Harou! Harou! You funny Western people! Andu gureetinguzu furomu Nippon! Everywan tsuinkusu thisu suredu izu berry funni! Sankyuu! Peace & rabu! O'su!

^_^

As if this thread wasn't already silly enough, I thought I'd pour in a little more. "Oh no, she's about to blow!"

This thread has a depressing lack of berets though. :( To make up for that: Maybe a picture of Chet sitting on top of a crate smiling heartily? Or maybe Raph sitting in front of his computer where the monitor shows his character using force powers and swinging a light saber? Or perhaps DaveC waving from Bioware, where cockroaches are crawling all over the walls? Bruce Geryk with long, elven ears, raised eyebrows and a glowing, pretty face?

I like Dave Long's picture and Angie Dietrich's the best, and of course Anders, its just a wonderful picture, that black and white one. Are you really gay or is just a running joke? Dave's kids are so cute!

Why do so many people here fancy beards? Aren't they awfully scratchy and inconvenient? Of course, I have yet to be able to provoke any facial hair from my skin, so what would I know.

-Kitsune, じゃあな

Bub, Andrew
10-22-2003, 04:58 PM
Did she survive when you landed on her?
Pure hypocrisy!


I didn't say he was fat Spoofy. He looks like a muscle mountain to me.



I know see that that really awesome picture of you looking extremely cool and thin is actually a "before" picture and the one of you with Henry balanced on your fourth jowl is the "after" shot.

So I take back what I said about you being svelte.

Hey! That was my pregnancy sympathy weight! Besides... I need to cut an imposing figure. I'm going to teach Hank Bub here to be the next Brian Urlacher. My role will be the entire O-line.

Plus:
Keep it up and I'll release your real name on the board!

Jason McCullough
10-22-2003, 04:59 PM
Come to think of it, there is a lot of beards. Beardy men attack!

Steve Canyon
10-22-2003, 05:00 PM
Well, at least we know the liberals are all better looking than the conservatives. :)

Was that funny in some way?

:roll:

Where's your picture, btw? Oh, wait, your conservative, so you're probably too embarrassed to post. :)

XPav
10-22-2003, 05:06 PM
If Derek was here I'm sure he'd post this link.

http://www.dereksmart.com/pics/

Steve Canyon
10-22-2003, 05:12 PM
Hey equatorial...I didn't START the thread, it's just my FAULT because I called DennyA "that fat dude" in the other thread.

Hey, PoofySop: I'm well aware that you didn't start the thread. You just seemed to be implying that you felt a sense of great disappointment that there were liberals enjoying it as well as conservatives.

He's just pissed because some new liberal got his goat with a simple observation. He also reacts if you say to him that he's too stupid to solve a logic puzzle.

All in all, if you're good you can make him wig out with half a dozen words or less. :)

Sparky
10-22-2003, 05:16 PM
We really need Koontz to come over here and do a breakdown analysis of the facial hair styles sported by Qt3ers - we seem to have way more mustache/goatee/both than found in the general population. Oh, and mine still counts, statistic-wise, even though I just drew it on with eyeliner. But now I feel bad that DrCrypt didn't mention me in his list of Qt3 women, so here is something vaguely more feminine, yet capturing my innate dorkiness:

http://www.phobe.com/gunright2.jpg

SpoofyChop
10-22-2003, 05:20 PM
Wow!

You've been around for a while if you remember the logic puzzles!

I'll have to name a new cabbage patch after you!

Please don't release my real name to the forum Andrew...it's only by remaining anonymous that I can escape the prying eyes of the Emperor and Darth Vader.

Erm, I mean Jason and XPav.

:D

Anders Hallin
10-22-2003, 05:23 PM
I like Dave Long's picture and Angie Dietrich's the best, and of course Anders, its just a wonderful picture, that black and white one. Are you really gay or is just a running joke? Dave's kids are so cute!

Why do so many people here fancy beards? Aren't they awfully scratchy and inconvenient? Of course, I have yet to be able to provoke any facial hair from my skin, so what would I know.

-Kitsune, じゃあな
Really good picture of you. I'm pretty sure I'd look incredibly stupid if I tried laughing when my picture was taken. But maybe I'm just paranoid after the ski trip where I have the exact same insane smile on every picture! On the station, before the trip: insane smile. On the train: insane smile. At the cabin: insane smile. At party: insane smile. Train back: insane smile. Oh, the insanity!
Thankfully, I can't seem to find those pictures anymore, yay!

On your question: Well, no. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I am in fact rather heterosexual.

I think people just get beards because they're too lazy to shave. If my facial hair grew quicker, that'd be my problem. Now once every five days is pretty much enough, though I don't look too good day 5.

Angie Gallant
10-22-2003, 05:25 PM
Sparky, I want your goggles. I could weep.

Anders Hallin
10-22-2003, 05:26 PM
We really need Koontz to come over here and do a breakdown analysis of the facial hair styles sported by Qt3ers - we seem to have way more mustache/goatee/both than found in the general population.
Well, you know what they say.. "They really all do look like Freddie Femur"


Oh, and mine still counts, statistic-wise, even though I just drew it on with eyeliner. But now I feel bad that DrCrypt didn't mention me in his list of Qt3 women, so here is something vaguely more feminine, yet capturing my innate dorkiness:
I think Crypt was just mentioning the attractive Qt3 members. In other words, people like Trixie, Angie and.. well, me :D


Seriously though, wicked picture.

Steve Canyon
10-22-2003, 05:28 PM
http://www.phobe.com/gunright2.jpg

Hey, no fair! You can't be a hottie and have an uzi all in one photograph!

Edit: Sparky, conservative or liberal?

smr
10-22-2003, 05:36 PM
smr, you broke my silence, i have to say something. That girl looks terrified.

She ran off as soon as she broke the grip of your arm, right?

If that is the best pic of the bunch, is it because in the other ones she is trying to gouge out your eyes and escape?

Chet

Uh, Chet, it was a wedding... she's lit like a Christmas tree in that photo and basically hanging on for balance. She really chose to be there with me of her own volition. As proof, I offer this one where she's actually smiling:

http://www.the-smr.com/images/smr-linds_other.jpg

XPav
10-22-2003, 05:36 PM
I think people just get beards because they're too lazy to shave. If my facial hair grew quicker, that'd be my problem. Now once every five days is pretty much enough, though I don't look too good day 5.

I have a goatee because if I don't have it, I look like I'm 18, and get carded.

smr
10-22-2003, 05:37 PM
Dear "shawn"

Do you have a license to refer to yourself with a definite article in your domain name?

I'm pretty sure you need a license for that.

I only went that route because "www.smr.com" was taken :(

Rob_Merritt
10-22-2003, 05:38 PM
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rcmerritt/images/family/toy1.jpg

Didn't say what age. :D

Bub, Andrew
10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
Best picture so far...

(except for the rowr shot of Sparky)

Machfive
10-22-2003, 05:51 PM
I have a goatee because if I don't have it, I look like I'm 18, and get carded.

Ditto, but replace 18 with 12.

Sparky - That pic is badass.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 06:22 PM
I think people just get beards because they're too lazy to shave. If my facial hair grew quicker, that'd be my problem. Now once every five days is pretty much enough, though I don't look too good day 5.

I have a goatee because if I don't have it, I look like I'm 18, and get carded.

I have a goatee because it helps to make me INCREDIBLY HANDSOME. Also, those pictures of me? Not doctored in any way. I'M JUST THAT PALE.

Raife
10-22-2003, 06:30 PM
But now I feel bad that DrCrypt didn't mention me in his list of Qt3 women, so here is something vaguely more feminine, yet capturing my innate dorkiness
You really need the whole article to do that justice, Sparkster.

Not that I can find it.

GMicek
10-22-2003, 06:32 PM
http://www.diygames.com/images/yayme.jpg
From a few years ago. I've now gained 9000lbs and lost all my hair except for a single strand that I like to dye every now and then in an effort to stay hip.

http://igf.com/gifs/headshots/micek.gif
From the Independent Games Festival website.

triggercut
10-22-2003, 07:15 PM
My facial hair is the direct result of having my girlfriend tell me that sporting the shaven-headed look (which I started in defiance of the amount of hair in my shower drain) without it results in me looking like Young Hannibal Lecter.

An actual quote: "Seriously, grow in some facial hair or something, 'cause right now you look like you devour babies."

Aleck
10-22-2003, 08:20 PM
http://www.phobe.com/gunright2.jpg

You know, all you need is a Yazarian in the background and you could totally do STAR FRONTIERS 2 cover work.

*sigh*

Sadly, based on the facial fur exhibited in this thread, looks like we might have a few Yazarians in here already...

quatoria
10-22-2003, 08:25 PM
FINALLY. I knew I had E3 pictures of me somewhere - it just turns out they were on a friend's computer. From 2002, hard at work in, uh, the Promised Lot. <cough> No, really. Hard work. Very hard. The beer wasn't even free that year!

http://www.antigames.com/pics/endofday1-2.jpg

Supertanker
10-22-2003, 08:53 PM
I will happily give up my Qt3 shirt for a Sparky Action Figure.

Bull
10-22-2003, 08:55 PM
Well, at least we know the liberals are all better looking than the conservatives. :)

Was that funny in some way?


Zing, reel 'em in Pa!

steve
10-22-2003, 09:01 PM
(I don't really have a mullet.)

But I did wear R. Crumb T-shirts when I was like 11 years old. (That's "Keep on Truckin'" on the back, and no, I had no idea who R. Crumb was at the time. But nice hat! If I dressed like that today, I'd be stylin' in Burlington, VT.)
http://www.manic-pop-thrills.com/temp/crumb.jpg

But this is unfortunately the real me. I sent this picture in for an interview I gave to GameDaily, and our (at the time) PR person asked them to remove the text from my shirt. Sheesh.
http://www.manic-pop-thrills.com/temp/loser.jpg

Bull
10-22-2003, 09:02 PM
[snip]
Didn't say what age. :D

Ha! Now here's a kid with older brothers. Having two older brothers, I recognize hand me down PJs from a mile away. :)

quatoria
10-22-2003, 09:02 PM
HAH. They'd have hated my favorite shirt, then. Brown shirt, bought from Yellow Rat Bastard (YRB) in NYC. Yellow text in block stencil lettering across the chest - B A S T A R D. I love that fucking thing.

Sparky
10-22-2003, 09:05 PM
Edit: Sparky, conservative or liberal?
Registered Democrat since 1987. Even worked for the Dukakis campaign in my state...and look how well that turned out (well, Biden won at least).

Unfortunately, Supertanker, I do not have Kung Fu Grip.

quatoria
10-22-2003, 09:07 PM
Edit: Sparky, conservative or liberal?
Registered Democrat since 1987. Even worked for the Dukakis campaign in my state...and look how well that turned out (well, Biden won at least).

Unfortunately, Supertanker, I do not have Kung Fu Grip.

Hey, Sparky, if I produce more affront-to-humanity photoshop jobs like this, can I bill myself as the anti-sparky?

http://home.cfl.rr.com/quatoria/archive/transformer.jpg

Angie Gallant
10-22-2003, 09:09 PM
http://truemeaningoflife.com/foodbunny/babyfoodbunny.jpg

I was an ugly baby. Claws of RAGE!

http://truemeaningoflife.com/foodbunny/halloween.jpg

And that was my saddest Halloween costume. My friend was a princess, me, I made my grandmother attempt to create a pteranodon costume.

http://truemeaningoflife.com/foodbunny/halloween2.jpg

I love Halloween.

Bull
10-22-2003, 09:13 PM
Edit: Sparky, conservative or liberal?
Registered Democrat since 1987.

Ha! You see, you see! All the liberals are fucking hot and sexy. Well, ok, Sparky is hot and sexy, but the liberals are much better looking then the conservatives.

ARE THERE NO GOOD LOOKING CONSERVATIVES ON THE BOARD, NOT EVEN ONE?

Caryn Law
10-22-2003, 09:20 PM
http://www.hellchick.net/pics/carynate3.jpg

Ye Olde E3 Pic.

Machfive
10-22-2003, 09:22 PM
My stance on guns and commerce tend to make the liberals hate me, and my stance on gays, abortion, and vice tend to make the conservatives hate me.

But I'm not really attractive, so my political alignment is has no bearing to your Koontzian quiz, Bull. ;)

quatoria
10-22-2003, 09:22 PM
I wish I'd gotten one of you next to the "GOOD SWABBING" sign. That would have been a timeless classic for the ages.

Supertanker
10-22-2003, 09:24 PM
Unfortunately, Supertanker, I do not have Kung Fu Grip.

That's OK, because I'm also a ninja:
http://home.socal.rr.com/wohlenberg/Bradninja.jpg

Bull
10-22-2003, 09:25 PM
I thought to be a Ninja you needed 20/20 vision? Maybe I am thinking fighter pilot.

Sparky
10-22-2003, 09:40 PM
That's OK, because I'm also a ninja:
Oh yeah? Well I'm a PIRATE!

http://www.phobe.com/where_rum_gone.jpg

Me & Anders are the founding members of the Qt3 Crossdressing Club.

Machfive
10-22-2003, 10:04 PM
My worst Halloween costume ever. I was under the delusion I could pull off Max Payne, back when it originally came out.

Needless to say, I couldn't.

Here, for the enjoyment of all and the embarassment of myself, is the incriminating evidence.

http://www.mach5.ws/misc/imnotmaxpayne.jpg

Supertanker
10-22-2003, 10:10 PM
You just didn't complete the costume. You should have eaten a wheel of cheese to bind yourself up & get that squinty, intestinally distressed look.

Machfive
10-22-2003, 10:13 PM
You just didn't complete the costume. You should have eaten a wheel of cheese to bind yourself up & get that squinty, intestinally distressed look.

Or drank some american beer. Max Payne v.1 just screams "Bitter nasty American beer" face.

It didn't help that at the time, I was keeping my hair short, and it just didn't grow long enough by Halloween for me to sport the pompadour. And my hair got dyed too black, Payne's is a dark brown.

Wholly Schmidt
10-22-2003, 10:44 PM
Why do so many people here fancy beards? Aren't they awfully scratchy and inconvenient? Of course, I have yet to be able to provoke any facial hair from my skin, so what would I know.

-Kitsune, じゃあな
Beards Rule.
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/temp/beard.jpg
http://people.clemson.edu/~schmidt/temp/lakesmall.jpg
(That picture was the day before I shaved to the Wolverine look. Someone decided that even with the full beard, I looked like Wolverine to them, so we took that photo with the intent of photoshopping in some claws later)

Machfive
10-22-2003, 11:12 PM
This is what happens when insomnia and boredom attack.

http://www.mach5.ws/misc/wolvie.jpg

Arioch
10-23-2003, 04:27 PM
If I would be as fluent in english and as informed in current going-ons AND able to play the newest games even before they hit the market, well, maybe then I would join in the discussion more often. But since I'm none of the above, the only thing I can do is lower the average age and add to the hairy front.

http://home.arcor.de/arioch/portal.jpg

quatoria
10-23-2003, 04:30 PM
Fluent in english? Since when was that a requirement on the internet? Come join us, senor pointy-hair!

Arioch
10-23-2003, 05:22 PM
Not until someone can explain why the egg of the wolf was taken into custody, or whatever my status sig translates to.

[edit]Gnag, it changed!

quatoria
10-23-2003, 05:26 PM
That's not english, that's latin. Ask Brian Koontz to explain. He loves explaining.

Kalle
10-23-2003, 05:31 PM
When I get my much-delayed tattoo pics online I might be able to throw in one that includes my face. Don't hold your breath though,


Why do so many people here fancy beards? Aren't they awfully scratchy and inconvenient? Of course, I have yet to be able to provoke any facial hair from my skin, so what would I know.

Mmm, no. Quite the opposite for me. I find shaving inconvenient and it makes my skin feel quite uncomfortable afterwards, but I like looking respectable. Just *looking* respectable, mind you. I curse like a sailor when I'm not actively trying to be polite :wink:

Xaroc
10-23-2003, 07:11 PM
http://www.xaroc.com/xaroc.jpg

That is me looking scruffy on the left holding my niece Lucy and that is my son Robert next to me.

I look roughly the same as that now. My "beard" is cyclic, it shows up when I get on a run of a week when I don't shave. The last one started up around the time Isabel knocked out our power.

-- Xaroc

What is it with all the fat guys in red shirts with babies?

Rob_Merritt
10-24-2003, 05:25 AM
[snip]
Didn't say what age. :D

Ha! Now here's a kid with older brothers. Having two older brothers, I recognize hand me down PJs from a mile away. :)

Actually I'm an only child. My mom never had any fashion sense.

Warlord of Mars
10-24-2003, 10:41 AM
This thread has a depressing lack of berets though. :(
-Kitsune, じゃあな

I'll see if I can get a pic taken of myself wearing one, soon. I have to find it first - buried somewhere in my closet. *grumble* I used to have a photo somewhere, but I think one of my ex-girlfriends took it with her.



Why do so many people here fancy beards? Aren't they awfully scratchy and inconvenient? Of course, I have yet to be able to provoke any facial hair from my skin, so what would I know.
-Kitsune, じゃあな

Mine's technically a goatee, and I've had it since 1990. Before everyone else started admiring mine and copying me. I have a clefted chin, so I much prefer my slightly older look to that. I plan to keep it through my old age - all the women tell me it looks very distinguished on me. Give it a try when you graduate from peach fuzz. ;)

Ben Sones
10-26-2003, 04:45 PM
I also have a goatee, but like everyone else here, I've had it for many years, thus making me completely original. ;)

Here's a self portrait of me in Elizabethan couture. See? Sparky isn't the only person who gets to play dress-up...

http://www.odditorium.net/WeddingPortraitSmall.jpg

Bull
10-26-2003, 05:13 PM
Here's a self portrait of me in Elizabethan couture. See? Sparky isn't the only person who gets to play dress-up...

Let me guess, knobby head, gerbil cheeks, and a feather in your cap. You must be a conservative, yes?

Ben Sones
10-26-2003, 05:18 PM
No. Good guess, though.

DennyA
10-26-2003, 06:41 PM
I just love how, even in Elizabethan times, you still wear black, Ben. :-)

Ben Sones
10-26-2003, 07:48 PM
What can I say? It's timeless.

steve
10-26-2003, 07:53 PM
And Ben used to dress like that at work, which was really embarassing.

We don't even talk about his "pants-optional" Fridays...

Matthew Gallant
10-26-2003, 08:02 PM
I didn't know you were such a fanboy, Ben. I mean American McGee's Old Rinkrank (www.4literature.net/Jacob_and_Wilhelm_Grimm/Old_Rinkrank/) hasn't even been announced yet, and you're already dressing fancy to put out the message that it "conquers all".

Jakub
10-26-2003, 08:16 PM
http://www.hronk.com/pepper.jpg
You even LOOK communist! Straight out of Russia - no jokes!

Then again, who am I to talk?

http://www.badwojo.com/DSC00185.jpg

balut
10-26-2003, 08:23 PM
http://www.hronk.com/pepper.jpg
You even LOOK communist! Straight out of Russia - no jokes!


"I will break that weak American, Rocky Balboa," mused Ivan Drago, right before pounding a six-pack of THG-laced Dr. Pepper and jogging to 80's montage rock.

Jason McCullough
10-26-2003, 08:35 PM
You so have me pegged.

Bub, Andrew
10-26-2003, 09:39 PM
Jakub cuts his own hair.

Bull
10-26-2003, 09:45 PM
Jakub cuts his own hair.

Which he then glues to his chin.

:)

Kalle
10-30-2003, 12:26 PM
Well, since my tattoo pic is up, here's a picture of myself as a farm boy. Notice the stylish sneakers which I tried very hard not to get any mud on. :)

http://home.student.uu.se/k/kawa1705/Kalle1.jpg

The story behind this? I'm visiting my grandmother who has a herd of cows, rugged red-haired ones with big horns. A calf of hers was limping and she needed my help to catch it and examine it. Thus begins a tale of roping calfs (easier said than done when they weigh almost as much as I do), fleeing from a distraught cow (with big horns) who charged at me (thankfully she isn't aggressive), and holding said calf still as a very nasty sore on her hoof was cleaned out.

Skinner
10-30-2003, 01:42 PM
Dude, what's that on your coveralls? :shock:

Dean
10-30-2003, 01:54 PM
http://www.wpi.edu/Academics/Depts/HUA/TT/graphics/recliner.gif

I invented the recliner, I tell you! I was a child prodigy! Those Lay-Z-Boy bastards stole the concept from me!

Aleck
10-30-2003, 02:14 PM
http://www.colecroft.com/images/asjunk.jpg

In case you're wondering, that's me in the middle (the other two are my fiance's cute as hell nieces, one of whom insists on making 'da face!' half the time when you take a photo).

A little scary -- I think this might be the first photo of me on the Internet...

Stroker Ace
10-30-2003, 02:23 PM
http://bama.ua.edu/~pritc004/img/emo.jpg

Raife
11-02-2003, 05:38 PM
Finally uploaded one. Here you go:

http://morsa.net/images/pics/pic1.jpg

Shaved off the beard earlier this year.

Warlord of Mars
11-02-2003, 06:49 PM
Yahoo photos don't link externally.

Robert Sharp
11-03-2003, 03:40 PM
That's OK, because I'm also a ninja:
Oh yeah? Well I'm a PIRATE!

http://www.phobe.com/where_rum_gone.jpg

Me & Anders are the founding members of the Qt3 Crossdressing Club.

Why am I suddenly questioning my own sexuality?

Matthew Gallant
11-03-2003, 03:42 PM
Why am I suddenly questioning my own sexuality?
That depends on what your sexuality currently is.

Raife
11-03-2003, 09:06 PM
Yahoo photos don't link externally.
Blah, fixed.

EviLore
11-04-2003, 04:12 AM
I don't post particularly often, but I'll take part:

http://24.161.24.188/tylersmall.jpg

Rob O'Boston
11-04-2003, 07:07 AM
Please God (or Chet), move this thread out of my precious Games forum and into the Everything (I don't want to know) forum. I beg you.

Jakub
11-04-2003, 01:28 PM
I don't post particularly often, but I'll take part:

http://24.161.24.188/tylersmall.jpg

http://members.aol.com/termpix/t1000_16.jpg

Mark Asher
11-04-2003, 01:37 PM
Please God (or Chet), move this thread out of my precious Games forum and into the Everything (I don't want to know) forum. I beg you.

That was a good idea.

Kalle
11-04-2003, 02:10 PM
Please God (or Chet), move this thread out of my precious Games forum and into the Everything (I don't want to know) forum. I beg you.

That was a good idea.

All kneel before the entity! We are not worthy of your grace, oh divine ones!

Mark Asher
11-04-2003, 03:03 PM
Please God (or Chet), move this thread out of my precious Games forum and into the Everything (I don't want to know) forum. I beg you.

That was a good idea.

All kneel before the entity! We are not worthy of your grace, oh divine ones!

My finger on the mouse as I moved this thread was like God's finger reaching toward Adam on the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only difference was that my finger was orange from eating Cheetos.

Bull
11-04-2003, 03:13 PM
You're saying God doesn't like Cheetos?

Jason McMaster
11-04-2003, 03:15 PM
Nah, he's saying that Gods hands don't get dirty.

Bull
11-04-2003, 03:17 PM
Wow, I am just mortal so here at work I just wipe my hands on my seat, and after awhile it looks like I have orange racing stripes on my chair. Occasionally I have to stay late and swap chairs with another office down the hall.

Mark Asher
11-04-2003, 03:52 PM
Man goes to the doctor and in the exam room drops his pants and says, "Doc, I think I caught some kind of a disease."

The doctor looks at the man's penis and says, "Good lord, it's so orange it's glowing! Did you have sex with someone over the weekend that might have given you this?"

"That's what I don't understand, doc. I stayed home all weekend and did nothing but eat Cheetos and watch porn movies."

Rob O'Boston
11-04-2003, 04:26 PM
Hey! This is great. Here I am getting all worked up about the announcement in the other forum, and I pop over here and see the TomMark Entity has actually heard my tiny plea and acted upon it! I guess I'll stop grousing about the Anti-Bubism and just go back to my Games forum. Thanks TME!!

Jason McCullough
11-04-2003, 04:49 PM
Wow, I am just mortal so here at work I just wipe my hands on my seat, and after awhile it looks like I have orange racing stripes on my chair. Occasionally I have to stay late and swap chairs with another office down the hall.

Jesus, that's disgusting. :D

Kalle
11-04-2003, 06:09 PM
Wow, I am just mortal so here at work I just wipe my hands on my seat, and after awhile it looks like I have orange racing stripes on my chair. Occasionally I have to stay late and swap chairs with another office down the hall.

So, how long until you've switched chairs with everyone in the entire office?

Johan Freeberg
11-06-2003, 09:39 PM
http://www.syd.kth.se/att_studera/bilder/johan.jpg

greetz

XPav
11-06-2003, 10:01 PM
You have a big head.

Bull
11-06-2003, 10:41 PM
Johan, is that a toilet you're sitting on?

Bull
11-06-2003, 10:43 PM
So, how long until you've switched chairs with everyone in the entire office?

When it get to that point, there is typically a reorg. If I get to be a 20 year man, there could be problems. :)

Bull
11-06-2003, 10:43 PM
Wow, I am just mortal so here at work I just wipe my hands on my seat, and after awhile it looks like I have orange racing stripes on my chair. Occasionally I have to stay late and swap chairs with another office down the hall.

Jesus, that's disgusting. :D

Agreed, but what's a cheeto addict to do?

Warlord of Mars
11-07-2003, 12:39 AM
Johan, is that a toilet you're sitting on?

Apparently his life's in the crapper.

Raife
11-07-2003, 05:19 AM
Johan Freeberg... it can't be.

I'll believe it when he starts posting incomprehensible arguments.

Still, this would have made Wumpus' week.

Aszurom
11-07-2003, 05:08 PM
FREEBURG! (Holds zippo aloft) FREEEEEEEEEBURG!

Jim Hoffman
01-09-2006, 11:51 AM
Ahh, what the heck. From last February:

http://www.jimandjen.net/photos/wedding/images/hoffman_0082.jpg

Brian Rubin
01-09-2006, 12:04 PM
Damn, talk about resurrecting a dead thread. ;)

Raife
01-09-2006, 12:18 PM
Damn, talk about resurrecting a dead thread. ;)

I just linked it, so it's not that far out. Most recent pictures have been posted in the Gallery thread (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=18034), though.

Edit: A belated congrats, Jim.