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James Gutierrez
08-29-2002, 08:44 AM
It's been a while since we had a good movie quote thread so:

"I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'Yes' to a divorce"
sellthekids
08-29-2002, 02:54 PM
and from the same movie (one that i say daily b/c it speaks volumes of the project i am working on):

"Oh man, the shit piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed wings to stay above it."
Jim Preston
08-29-2002, 04:36 PM
" 'Never get out of the boat.' That's absolutely god-damn right...unless you're going all the way."
Tom Chick
08-29-2002, 09:09 PM
"...Wildcat...pkow..."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

-Tom
graller
08-30-2002, 05:13 AM
My Finance left me
Bub, Andrew
08-30-2002, 07:53 AM
"Remember, only Nixon could go to China"
dwinn
08-30-2002, 10:33 AM
Tell'em "Large Marge" sent ya.
Tyjenks
08-30-2002, 11:08 AM
"I don't like retards and you had to go and buddy up with one."

same character, same movie:

"Get your asses up and get the FUCK outta my house!"
Alan Au
08-30-2002, 01:20 PM
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES.'"
Anonymous
08-30-2002, 05:02 PM
"Did you write a suicide note?"

"Yes - right after I regained consciousness."
Brad Grenz
08-30-2002, 05:08 PM
"Was it dark?"

"Of course it was dark. It was a suicide note."
Tom Chick
08-30-2002, 05:58 PM
"She smokes..."
Brad Grenz
08-30-2002, 06:03 PM
"You've made a cuckold of me."
Anonymous
08-30-2002, 06:38 PM
"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"
Tom Chick
08-30-2002, 06:45 PM
"...where's the red one gonna go?..."
Supertanker
08-30-2002, 06:50 PM
"Moose says you're closed, I say you're open."
sellthekids
08-30-2002, 07:31 PM
"I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes."
graller
08-30-2002, 08:06 PM
a third of a gopher would just whet my appetite.
Bub, Andrew
08-30-2002, 08:20 PM
What did you say?

I said "In ten more seconds I'm leaving!" ... what did you think I said?

I thought you said "Earn more sessions by sleaving!"

What does that mean?

I don't know, that's why I asked!
Murph
08-30-2002, 09:55 PM
I hate it when you guys do this, because I've never seen the movie, but I can't not read a thread on this messageboard -- unless it's in the books forum. It's some kind of law.

So, what movie is this, anyway? What's YAMQT?
James Gutierrez
08-30-2002, 10:58 PM
Yet Another Movie Quote Thread
Anonymous
08-31-2002, 12:23 AM
I've come to fix deine cable.
Brad Grenz
08-31-2002, 01:14 AM
"Did you say mescaline?"

"I did indeed."
Murph
08-31-2002, 03:53 AM
What are you going to do, bleed on me?

[Dedicated to Tom Chick]
sellthekids
08-31-2002, 05:25 AM
and this quote marks the full circle with yet another Vietnam reference, but in a much different way!

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit, ever. They're like the Viet Cong, Varmint Cong."
Dave Perkins
09-01-2002, 08:44 PM
Do you have any funny-shaped balloons?

If you think round is funny.
sellthekids
09-02-2002, 07:53 AM
"what kind of clown are you?"

"The crying on the inside kind, I guess."