Are SF Mayoral Candidates Replicants or not?

[XPav]

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

The Wave gives the Voight-Kampff Test to SF Mayoral Candidates.

[Machfive]

That was hysterical. I like how the only one who noticed it was a Blade Runner thing was the Republican.

My favorite part:


You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Tom?
TA: That’s interesting. I don’t know. I’m a republican?

[Union Carbide]

That was hysterical. I like how the only one who noticed it was a Blade Runner thing was the Republican.

My favorite part:


You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Tom?
TA: That’s interesting. I don’t know. I’m a republican?

No, that was a shot at Republicans. I think http://www.ammianoformayor.com/en/ should speak well for his political leanings. :)

[bee cubed]

hah. that was great. the guy that figured out what was going on was especially funny.

[Machfive]

No, that was a shot at Republicans. I think http://www.ammianoformayor.com/en/ should speak well for his political leanings. :)

Oh, dear! lol

Well, he's got a sense of humor. It'll make his demise at the hands of the evil Republicants even better! Mwuahahahaha!