The What I Hate thread.

[Midnight Son]

I hate beets! Beets are nasty, short and brutish! *Barf*

What do you hate?

[quatoria]

I hate cockroaches.

[Ben Sones]

I also hate beets. Ick. And chicken pot pie. It's like some sort of trick pie. You see it and think "Mmmm... delicious pie!" But then you crack it open and it's filled with something that looks like barf or cat food.

[Machfive]

Cheese.

I hate cheese. There is no love lost between me and that evil of the otherwise delicious dairy food category.

I make two exceptions: Pizza (when properly smothered in delicious tomato sauce and lots of meats and veggies), and cheesecake.

But cheese is evil, I say.

[ElRavager]

Brussel sprouts, okra, avocados. :x

[Albert Woo]

"Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."

Yeah, hate those cockroaches too. I still have nightmares...

Ooh, and liver! Bleech.

[quatoria]

You know what else I hate? Evil, pure and simple, from the eighth dimension!

[voltaic]

People who drive too fucking slow on the fucking freeway. Get your goddamn 45 mph Gremlin out of the fucking fast lane, shithead! The goddamn big-rigs are zooming by your sorry monkey-ass and we're going up-fucking-hill!

Also Whoopi Goldberg.

[Jim Preston]

Ann Coulter and lima beans. In that order.

[nutsak]

I hate...


- dial up.. I was about to write rice pudding but then I got dissed... DIAL UP... I hates it!

[Midnight Son]

Ms. Coulter appears to suffer from several mental illnesses.

I also hate rhubarb. Nasty waterish vegetable!

[Lizard_King]

Ms. Coulter appears to suffer from several mental illnesses.

Which still puts her a cut above her detractors.

I hate cheap cigarrettes. Ooh, and menthol.

[Midnight Son]

Some of us just pity her. And her supporters. .

[Lizard_King]

Some of us just pity her. And her supporters. .
A lady I occasionally agree with once said that pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent. I suspect pity from the guilty is on an even lower plane.

[Midnight Son]

I suspect that another hit of your crack pipe is in order. If not, here's mine!

[Jason McCullough]

For reference (http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:s9PXK39NMtoJ:www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3934/avfeature_3934.html+pj+rourke+the+onion&hl=en&ie=UTF-8):


O: What do you make of the wave of bestselling conservative commentators?

PO: People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy. [Laughs.] But it's kind of like reading The Power Of Positive Thinking, or any other advice or how-to book. All they do is reassure people of their basic opinions, and then they can continue to act like they've always acted. I'd say it's time to move on to something else, but I don't know what it would be.

[Midnight Son]

Thank you, Jason for the timely reference. I guess it means moderate right-wingers like O'Rourke are TRAITORS to their party. :lol:

[Lizard_King]

For reference (http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:s9PXK39NMtoJ:www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3934/avfeature_3934.html+pj+rourke+the+onion&hl=en&ie=UTF-8):


O: What do you make of the wave of bestselling conservative commentators?

PO: People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy. [Laughs.] But it's kind of like reading The Power Of Positive Thinking, or any other advice or how-to book. All they do is reassure people of their basic opinions, and then they can continue to act like they've always acted. I'd say it's time to move on to something else, but I don't know what it would be.

Right, and what does that make the people view themselves as brilliant political commentators when they are able to deconstruct them?

[Midnight Son]

It's not so much the deconstruction as the political revanchism of the conservative party faithful.

[Jason McCullough]

Dude, Coulter's crazy. So is Chomsky.

[bago]

I hate bigots and bad puns...





(I lie.)






(But you already knew that.)

[Brandon Clements]

Motherfucking okra. Hated that shit growing up, and I don't let its slimy, furry ass past my front door to this day.

EDIT: Oh yeah, car salesman (because I'm trying to buy a car right now). Shoot them before you shoot the lawyers :lol:.

[Ben Sones]

I hate people that hijack threads to debate the merits of political commentators.

[Midnight Son]

I hate people that hijack threads to debate the merits of political commentators.

Well, he fell for the trap that I had set. Starting off innocently with vegetables and moving to human vegetables. :lol:

[Lizard_King]

I hate people that hijack threads to debate the merits of political commentators.

Does that mean you hate me? You should know I live and die by popular acclaim...I feel...so....cold.... :( :( :(

[Robert Sharp]

You know what else I hate? Evil, pure and simple, from the eighth dimension!

8th dimension evil gets a bad rap nowadays. In the Middle Ages, nobody thought much about it. 2 dimensional evil was much more dangerous, and I think it still is today.

[quatoria]

I hate people that hijack threads to debate the merits of political commentators.

Does that mean you hate me? You should know I live and die by popular acclaim...I feel...so....cold.... :( :( :(

Oh lizzie, don't be silly. If that were true, you'd hardly be able to post, now, would you?

[Lizard_King]

Oh lizzie, don't be silly. If that were true, you'd hardly be able to post, now, would you?

Subtitles for my above post:
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...FEED ME MORE MY BLACK HEART SWELLS WITH YOUR RIGHTEOUS ANGER)

[Midnight Son]

Hunh! I will defeat you! And take your Miller Lite!

[Dave Markell]

I hate this thread.

[Lizard_King]

Hunh! I will defeat you! And take your Miller Lite!
Lite beer? A low blow, even for a commie.

[Midnight Son]

It's more blow than you ever get! BADABING! :lol:

[Machfive]

Oh, speaking of beer.

I hate American beer. I don't care that I was born and live here, this country's beer is the saddest excuse for an alcoholic beverage that ever lived.

Canadian beer isn't much better.

Give me Guiness or exotic german microbrews, or give me death. Just don't give me a $1 bottle of Budweiser (is that German for, "Drink this piss?")

[Midnight Son]

German beer is ze best, due to the "Reinheitsgebote." 8) I spent some time over there serving mah country and all and let me tell you.... good strong beer! Every little village of 2000 people has a brewery. (And the Frauleins ain't too bad either.)

[Lizard_King]

It's more blow than you ever get! BADABING! :lol:
Oral sex is for pussies.

Best beer I've ever had was definitely in Cuba. Best cigarrettes, as well. Castro fucked everything else up, but the booze and smokes were still going strong.

[Midnight Son]

Oral sex is for Presidents, foo! 8)


(That should set you off on a long meaningless diatribe, eh?)

[Lizard_King]

Oral sex is for Presidents, foo! 8)
I rest my case.

[Machfive]

AND SPEAKING OF CUBA.

I hate that embargo. There's no legitimate reason it should be in place, and we're currently in bed with far nastier mates. It seems like no one cares to even address the issue on a political level, which is annoying, because I want my goddamned cigars.

[Midnight Son]

Better a pussy in the white house than a moron.

(Type faster, son, I've got a ballgame to watch in a few minutes.)

[Lizard_King]

AND SPEAKING OF CUBA.
I hate that embargo. There's no legitimate reason it should be in place, and we're currently in bed with far nastier mates. It seems like no one cares to even address the issue on a political level, which is annoying, because I want my goddamned cigars.
Say HELLO to all my leeetle friends (in sunny Florida). But the Cuban revolt against the Republican party is forthcoming, and with any luck the incentive to keep placating them will disappear as they become less solid. Plus once the old guard passes on...well, let's just say I haven't met many Cubans within 20 years of my age who think the embargo is a good thing.

[Midnight Son]

Ah, Scarface! Fuck dis, fuck dat, fucka you, you lookin' at my seester? I fuck you up! Man, that was fun flick! :D

[quatoria]

AND SPEAKING OF CUBA.
I hate that embargo. There's no legitimate reason it should be in place, and we're currently in bed with far nastier mates. It seems like no one cares to even address the issue on a political level, which is annoying, because I want my goddamned cigars.
Say HELLO to all my leeetle friends (in sunny Florida). But the Cuban revolt against the Republican party is forthcoming, and with any luck the incentive to keep placating them will disappear as they become less solid. Plus once the old guard passes on...well, let's just say I haven't met many Cubans within 20 years of my age who think the embargo is a good thing.

Yep. I grew up in south florida, as I mentioned in another thread, and the community of rich exiles has an incredibly disproportionate say in state and local politics, and, on the federal level, the policy towards Cuba. I don't root for anyone's death, but I will be glad when they're no longer influencing policy.

[Machfive]

I HATED Scarface. Seriously. Huge waste of time, IMO.

But I also think Keanu Reeves is an under-appreciated actor, so you know how loony I am in the scheme of things.

[Midnight Son]

I HATED Scarface. Seriously. Huge waste of time, IMO.

But I also think Keanu Reeves is an under-appreciated actor, so you know how loony I am in the scheme of things.

Well, movies are supposed to a waste of time, aren't they?

[Ben Sones]

Give me Guiness or exotic german microbrews, or give me death. Just don't give me a $1 bottle of Budweiser (is that German for, "Drink this piss?")

You know, there's already a thread about this in Games, but to reiterate what's been said there: if you think that Budweiser is definitive of American beer, then you don't pay much attention when you go to the store.

I'm not knowcking Guiness (which I love), mind you--but there are plenty of beers in America that are every bit as good as what you can find in Ireland or Germany.

[Machfive]

They're supposed to be something you're HAPPY wasting your time on. I wanted my time back after Scarface. I could've spent it cow-tipping, watching the grass grow, or some other mundane activity that would have been infinitely more enjoyable than watching Al Pacino do a lousy Cuban character with mindless dialogue and a ridiculous plot.

Did I mention I hated Scarface? ;)

[Brandon Clements]

Fat Tire. Love that beer, but hate having to drive 3 hours to get some.

[Lizard_King]

I HATED Scarface. Seriously. Huge waste of time, IMO.

Fuck joo! Scarface is like an 80's time capsule...otherwise decent actors like Pacino are on the cutting edge of self parody, and it made me laugh at Michelle Pfeiffer, which is no mean feat. Unless you count comedies like "I am Sam", it's tough to make such a classy dame look ridiculous.


But I also think Keanu Reeves is an under-appreciated actor, so you know how loony I am in the scheme of things.
Now I know you're trolling.

[Midnight Son]

Joo don't like fooking Scarface? You fookin' cocka-roach! :lol: