Flamewarriors- pick your persona

[Peter Frazier]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html? (Thanks to Fark.com)
Okay, at the risk of appearing like Lurker or Yuk Yuk, has anyone else seen this site and thought 'yep, there's MetK, Desslock, Sparky and Bub defined'.
I'm looking at it and also thinking 'Could be a good card game in the making'.
Now to wait for Evil Clown to respond.

[Ben Sones]

I'm going to have to say that Sparky reminds me of Godzilla, but only because of the illustration (and her game).

[Anonymous]

Tom:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame17.html
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame20.html

Erik and Wumpus:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame21.html

Chet:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame39.html

Mark:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame42.html

Met K:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame11.html

Desslock:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame32.html

Jason McCulloch:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame8.html

Sparky:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame24.html

Everyone Else:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame69.html

Me:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame54.html
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html?
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame40.html
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html

[Bub, Andrew]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html? (Thanks to Fark.com)
Okay, at the risk of appearing like Lurker or Yuk Yuk, has anyone else seen this site and thought 'yep, there's MetK, Desslock, Sparky and Bub defined'.


Peter Frazier, I'm curious as to which one you see as Bub defined?

[Sparky]

Wait, I'm the "Bliss Ninny" just because that's, like, one of the only female ones? I may be a ninny, but how often do bring up the subject of my cats? Almost never, that is. Not that my three widdle snookie-ookumses (Helix, Dagmar and Nebuchadnezzar) aren't the most adorable fuzzy wuzzy kittyumpkins in the civilized world, including France [1].

"Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along."

Fuck you and the bluebird of happiness you rode in on.

[1] As Steven Carell would say: "You just made me vomit in my own mouth!"

[Anonymous]

I knew I could getcha, Sparkster!

[Met_K]

I knew I could getcha, Sparkster!

I shave my ass with a Lady Remington.

Thanks, now blow, you under-educated poseur-troll.

[Ben Sones]

...in the civilized world, including France [1].

Not the be "The Nitpicker" or anything, but you seem to be implying that France is part of the civilized world.

[Anonymous]

"Thanks, now blow, you under-educated poseur-troll."

Guess i got you riled too, big boy.

If I'm the poseur troll, how come you pick up my discarded personas and use them for a little sloppy seconds after I'm done with them, MK dear?

[Met_K]

"Thanks, now blow, you under-educated poseur-troll."

Guess i got you riled too, big boy.

If I'm the poseur troll, how come you pick up my discarded personas and use them for a little sloppy seconds after I'm done with them, MK dear?

Uh, it'll be a cold day in hell when I get riled up over something online. Text is useless, and thus I could care less.

Oh, and by the way, what's with the attempted slam-bait there? Desslock and Steve just finished a huge fight about people posting anonymously, so wouldn't that have been a better time to do that? Now I know you're just being a troll. (aside: Why would I use someone's discared personas? You make yourself look like a big enough dipshit, no need to further blasphemize.)

[Anonymous]

Sorry, Met, I couldn't hear that last line. Try to speak *around* the penis in your mouth, rather than *into* it.

[Met_K]

Sorry, Met, I couldn't hear that last line. Try to speak *around* the penis in your mouth, rather than *into* it.

One phrase comes to mind: "Mind the undertow."

Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous]

That made no sense. What a waste... Fellers, avoid huffing paint from used condums before posting.

[Anonymous]

That means you, condummy.

[Met_K]

That means you, condummy.

Hell, at least you can admit, if I were going to bother using your sloppy-seconds I'd spell right.

Heh. I'll say it again, mind the undertow.

[Anonymous]

Mind the undertow... Mind the undertow... Hm. No.... Still not funny. Try it a third time.

[Met_K]

Mind the undertow... Mind the undertow... Hm. No.... Still not funny. Try it a third time.

It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be the truth.

Yawn yawn.

[Murph]

Wumpus -- a tireless rebutter? Close, but I think anyone who really knows us would know that Wumpus was a ferrous cranus (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame63.html).

I'm curious where people put Bub, too. And, I think, myself...Though I may not want to know. I've only "pegged" a few people as fitting nicely in that list. A lot of Lady Remington's did seem pretty accurate, though.

[wumpus]

I shave my ass with a Lady Remington.
My god, Met_K posted something funny. Now we merely need wait for the next 6 signs of the apocalypse to manifest themselves.

I've seen this page before, I think a year or two ago. It's still great to page through and see the great original illustrations.

Some of the archetypes are interesting, but I wouldn't put much stock in any kind of categorization, personally; it's like telling everyone my sign is Capricorn. What does it mean? Nothing.

[Peter Frazier]

Well, Andrew, given your question, I'd have to say Ego. :)
I agree with Wumpus, I guess it's more accurate to attribute the traits to a poster's style in a particular thread than to give a generic one-size-fits-all label.
A quick perusal of your posting history shows us that you aren't on the outer edge of the misfit bell-curve. You don't go out of your way to pick a fight. Perhaps a Diplomat in the Steve Vs Desslock thread? A Nitpicker (albeit with a gracious concession) in the reparations thread? Dammit, stop being so polite- it's making me hard to label... wait- polite, gracious; how do you fell about being an Eagle Scout?

[Derek Smart [3000AD]]

I'm a tad undecided, but am thinking this (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame5.html) is probably me?

I didn't want to go overboard by claiming this (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame22.html)?

And no, I'm not him (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame73.html) :D

[Jason Cross]

That's a pretty amusing site.

I'd post what I think I am, but it's probably more fun to ask the rest of the forum first. Which one am I?

[Sparky]

Miss Remington -- uh, you "got me"? Honeybee, you couldn't "get me" if we were stranded on a post-apocalyptic desert island with only an Apple Lisa, a phone coupler made out of two coconut halves and a BBS called "Bilbo's Crystal Unicorn", and you were the only other troll alive.

[Anonymous]

Hey, you're the one who started spouting profanities and characterized your reaction as "puking in your own mouth."

Sounds like an angry reply to me.

Which was precisely the reaction I was attempting to provoke with that silly comparison of you to something that you obviously aren't: a passive woman. Although I honestly thought you might have a better sense of humor about yourself, and would have laughed it off or ignored it, as you usually do to the frequent sexist remarks on this board. I guess everyone has their limits.

However, feel free to continue to react angrily to my flame bait, claiming to have been unaffected by it, if you really wish to do so.

[Met_K]

Hey, you're the one who started spouting profanities and characterized your reaction as "puking in your own mouth."

Sounds like an angry reply to me.

Which was precisely the reaction I was attempting to provoke with that silly comparison of you to something that you obviously aren't: a passive woman. Although I honestly thought you might have a better sense of humor about yourself, and would have laughed it off or ignored it, as you usually do to the frequent sexist remarks on this board. I guess everyone has their limits.

However, feel free to continue to react angrily to my flame bait, claiming to have been unaffected by it, if you really wish to do so.

Oh baby, you turn me on when you troll.

[Sparky]

Sounds like an angry reply to me.

<sigh> Irony is wasted on the young.

[Met_K]

<sigh> Irony is wasted on the young.

s/young/stupid.

[Anonymous]

Guess I was too busy running the phrase "mind the undertow" through my Microsoft Access database of autistic catchphrases to catch the irony.

[Met_K]

Guess I was too busy running the phrase "mind the undertow" through my Microsoft Access database of autistic catchphrases to catch the irony.

Thanks for proving both our points. Keep replying, kid. One day, you too might be good enough to troll a troll.

[Anonymous]

Mind the gap.*



* (between your ego and your dick size).


See? These stupid jokes are much easier to understand with footnotes.

[Met_K]

Mind the gap.*



* (between your ego and your dick size).


See? These stupid jokes are much easier to understand with footnotes.

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Ah, it's a yawning gap, then.

[Ben Sones]

I'd post what I think I am, but it's probably more fun to ask the rest of the forum first. Which one am I?

Take your pick... ;)

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame26.html

...or possibly...

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame50.html

...but only because I like the illustration.

[Met_K]

Ah, it's a yawning gap, then.

Yaaaaaaaawn.

[Anonymous]

Yeah... I would imagine stayin' up all night, takin' it up the ass from a crab-ridden transexual streetwalker *would* wear a guy down. You might want to consider a beauty nap, amigo.

[Met_K]

Yeah... I would imagine stayin' up all night, takin' it up the ass from a crab-ridden transexual streetwalker *would* wear a guy down. You might want to consider a beauty nap, amigo.

Yawn. Yawn. Yawn yawn yaaaaawn. Yawn yawn. Yawn.

Yawn!

[Anonymous]

NINE TRANSEXUAL STREETWALKERS? Gimme five! Big Daddy Met K., pullin' a train in tha hood, G! Eddie Murphy would be proud.

[wumpus]

FYI. Arguing with Met_K only makes you look stupid. The rest of us ignore him.

[Anonymous]

two birds with one stone, nice one wumpus! managed to dis us both in one breath.

you gots style, mah man... anytime you want to come drink a beer in my flanders-style rumpus room, come on over.

[Lando]

Does anyone ever get tired of "chatting" with the anonymouse trolls?

I thought the whole idea was if they had no one to reply to, they'd just go away?

[Jason Cross]

Take your pick... ;)

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame26.html

...or possibly...

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame50.html

...but only because I like the illustration.

Ben, you don't get to pick. You know me too well in Real Life, and it's obviously influencing your decision. I AM a perv and I often do resort to vulgarities and explatives to get across my bullshit points. But that's not my message board personality, that's my real one. :)

[Ben Sones]

You also look just like that second picture. It's sorta scary, really.

[Derek Smart [3000AD]]

Yeah... I would imagine stayin' up all night, takin' it up the ass from a crab-ridden transexual streetwalker *would* wear a guy down. You might want to consider a beauty nap, amigo.

Oh Dear, can we NOT do this here plz? Just IGNORE him/her/it!!!

[Jaysun]

Where's this guy to clean up the thread?

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame79.html

[Aszurom]

Sadly, I don't think there is one... at least nobody who wants to act on the job title. I'd do it, but I already know I'd be told no.

[Anonymous]

"clean up the thread?"

the thread is titled "flamewarriors." what did you expect?

[Dirt]

absolute freedom=anarchy.

[Anonymous]

"clean up the thread?"

the thread is titled "flamewarriors." what did you expect?

Ban Him!

I would not make a good admin. Goodbye to your IP address.