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theblackw0lf
09-15-2009, 09:33 AM
This looks like must-read material

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/15/bush-mocked-keister/

Former Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer has a new book coming out that promises to disclose what administration officials were saying behind the scenes. Not surprisingly, there’s a “growing nervousness” about the book amongst many prominent conservatives. GQ has some new excerpts of Latimer’s book, which reveal that President Bush liked to mock other politicians:

On Sarah Palin: “‘I’m trying to remember if I’ve met her before. I’m sure I must have.’ His eyes twinkled, then he asked, ‘What is she, the governor of Guam?‘ … ‘This woman is being put into a position she is not even remotely prepared for,’ he said. ‘She hasn’t spent one day on the national level. Neither has her family. Let’s wait and see how she looks five days out.’”

On Barack Obama: “He came in one day to rehearse a speech, fuming. ‘This is a dangerous world,’ he said for no apparent reason, ‘and this cat [Obama] isn’t remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you.’”

On Hillary Clinton: “Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk.

On Joe Biden: “If bull– was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.”

In 2008, Bush also told Latimer to take out a reference to the “conservative movement” in a speech. “Let me tell you something,” the President said. “I whupped Gary Bauer’s ass in 2000. So take out all this movement stuff. There is no movement.” When Latimer was “perplexed,” Bush explained, “Look, I know this probably sounds arrogant to say,” the president said, “but I redefined the Republican Party.”

Update Raw Story reports another interesting excerpt from the book:

I was once in the Oval Office when the president was told a campaign event in Phoenix he was to attend with McCain suddenly had to be closed to the press...

“If he doesn’t want me to go, fine,” the president said. “I’ve got better things to do.”

Eventually, someone informed the president that the reason the event was closed was that McCain was having trouble getting a crowd. Bush was incredulous—and to the point. “He can’t get 500 people to show up for an event in his hometown?” he asked. No one said anything, and we went on to another topic. But the president couldn’t let the matter drop. “He couldn’t get 500 people? I could get that many people to turn out in Crawford.” He shook his head. “This is a five-spiral crash, boys.”

Huzurdaddi
09-15-2009, 09:40 AM
Neither has her family.

Speaks volumes.

I redefined the Republican Party.

I think he simply refined the pitch. The party is living with the consequences.

Soapyfrog
09-15-2009, 10:25 AM
Oh the irony of Bush holding forth on how qualified/prepared other people are. That's some amazing ego.

Lorini
09-15-2009, 11:15 AM
Oh the irony of Bush holding forth on how qualified/prepared other people are. That's some amazing ego.


Well at least some of us could agree he knows a lot about not being qualified for the job!

metta
09-15-2009, 11:18 AM
On Barack Obama: this cat [Obama] isn’t remotely qualified to handle it.

"You wanna talk some jive? 'Cos I'll talk some jive like you 'ain't never seen!" - Royal Tannenbaum

Lum
09-15-2009, 11:55 AM
The definition of irony: George W. Bush lecturing Sarah Palin on job readiness.

Ben Sones
09-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Well, I think it's fair to say that he was better prepared than she was. He had more political experience, both in terms of his time as governor of Texas (a much bigger and more complicated state to run than Alaska), and in terms of coming from a presidential family (didn't he work on his father's campaign?).

Don't get me wrong--I think Bush was a shitty, lackluster politician who never should have been president. But he was still better prepared for it than Palin.

Lum
09-15-2009, 12:10 PM
I know. That's what is so wonderfully ironic.

krise madsen
09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
But he was still better prepared for it than Palin.

Indeed. Much in the same way as I'm a better athlete than Stephen Hawking.

bloo
09-15-2009, 12:56 PM
Well, I think it's fair to say that he was better prepared than she was. He had more political experience, both in terms of his time as governor of Texas (a much bigger and more complicated state to run than Alaska), and in terms of coming from a presidential family (didn't he work on his father's campaign?).

You think the governor runs Texas? The Texas Governorship is one of least powerful govs in the US. He can't even stay an execution (one 30-day stall for mandatory review by the Penal Board). It might still be more powerful that Alaska, but that isn't saying much.

I think Bush had more power when he was the figurehead of the Rangers.

I'll grant you, it is a more bigger and more complicated campaign to run, but that is what Karl Rove was for. He'd long had a plan, Bush fit it nicely.

kerzain
09-15-2009, 01:30 PM
I wonder how these quotes are verified before they are put to print: Witnesses, videos, audio recordings, memo's? Sure it all sounds like stuff Bush would say, but the author is trying to cash in after all.

Damien Falgoust
09-15-2009, 05:33 PM
I suspect that privately Biden would probably agree with the bullshit quotation -- he always struck me as the kind of guy that knows he's a ridiculous guy working in a ridiculous profession, and hams it up accordingly.

"Five spiral crash" is my new favorite phrase.

corsair
09-15-2009, 05:55 PM
On Sarah Palin: “‘I’m trying to remember if I’ve met her before. I’m sure I must have.’ His eyes twinkled, then he asked, ‘What is she, the governor of Guam?‘ … ‘This woman is being put into a position she is not even remotely prepared for,’ he said. ‘She hasn’t spent one day on the national level. Neither has her family. Let’s wait and see how she looks five days out.’”

Better dressed with GOP funds.

Still a moron, but hey, that's the demographics that got Bush elected!


On Barack Obama: “He came in one day to rehearse a speech, fuming. ‘This is a dangerous world,’ he said for no apparent reason, ‘and this cat [Obama] isn’t remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you.’”

For no apparent reason? Bush engages in two wars, crying about what a dangerous place the world is, and he has the nerve to talk about Obama? Talk about clueless.


On Hillary Clinton: “Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk.

It already was - Bill had to do her right there to make up for Monica. Yes, Dubya, you sat your fat keister right down in a puddle of love (so to speak).


On Joe Biden: “If bull– was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.”

So that's how Dubya got rich!


In 2008, Bush also told Latimer to take out a reference to the “conservative movement” in a speech. “Let me tell you something,” the President said. “I whupped Gary Bauer’s ass in 2000. So take out all this movement stuff. There is no movement.” When Latimer was “perplexed,” Bush explained, “Look, I know this probably sounds arrogant to say,” the president said, “but I redefined the Republican Party.”

And they'll hate you forever because of it.
;-)

Tyjenks
09-15-2009, 05:58 PM
(The) Bush on Palin. Something I do not wish to see.....well, sober, at least.

bago
09-16-2009, 01:08 AM
The definition of irony: George W. Bush lecturing Sarah Palin on job readiness.

No, that would imply some Steele. Oh Shit.