A Red-Necked Devil....

[Midnight Son]

is called a "Belze-Bubba."

Damn, I'm bored right now! Rain at the US Open. The Jimmy Connors tape from 1991 was good though....

[nutsak]

You mention tennis and wonder why you're bored?

[Midnight Son]

Because of the rain outs! Tennis is awesome! I play several times a week and it's a good workout. Perhaps you were trollin' me....

[triggercut]

You think every time they air that 1991 match, Aaron Krickstein's doctors shoot him up with horse tranquilizers and bolt him into a gurney first?

[Midnight Son]

Yeah, being up 5-2 in the last set and losing has to be a pain in the ass.

[Brian Koontz]

I watched every Connors match in the US Open back in 1991. I have never had a more exciting sports spectator experience in my life.