Sonic's Stalkers

[Rimbo]

That's "Sonic" as in "fictional anthropomorphic blue hedgehog created by Sega" and "Stalkers" as in "hiding behind the bushes with a machete and a bottle of massage oil."

WARNING: CANNOT BE UN-SEEN. CLICKING ON THIS LINK MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY. CONTAINS IMAGES OF MESSAGE BOARD TEXT DESCRIBING THINGS TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE. DO NOT IGNORE THIS WARNING. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS STUFF THAT MAKES OBESE GOTH "TWILIGHT" FANGIRLS SEEM WELL-ADJUSTED AND CUDDLY BY COMPARISON. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.

http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

I am at a loss for words, except to say that... the depths of insanity to which one can go without being institutionalized amaze me.

[Angie Gallant]

You should read A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds.

[stusser]

Yeah, what kind of crazy bastard writes in dark blue on black? What are they trying to do, blind us?!

[Raife]

You should read A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds.

I appreciate that you are here to read this stuff and review it for us, Angie.

[Rimbo]

You should read A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds.

No. No no no no no no. No. No no.

[Rimbo]

I appreciate that you are here to read this stuff and review it for us, Angie.

Yes. :)

[idrisz]

please make that warning like font 50 or something.

I regret clicking on the link.

[Jon Rowe]

Is that an image?

[Rimbo]

Is that an image?

It is mostly images... of text.

Very, very, very disturbing text.

[idrisz]

It is mostly images... of text.

Very, very, very disturbing text.

it's kind of like a multiple vehicle crash site, once you start looking it's hard to stop.

[Rimbo]

it's kind of like a multiple vehicle crash site, once you start looking it's hard to stop.

It's true. And yet I have never felt such horror at reading something. Reading this was genuinely scary. That board's moderator needs serious help.

[Cold Blooded]

it's kind of like a multiple vehicle crash site, once you start looking it's hard to stop.

Not that hard to stop, really.

[kerzain]

Emailed this to my mom, she loves this kind of thing.

[Jon Rowe]

I am afraid to open this at work... But I am intrigued.

[Adree]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2csbdx0.jpg

[BobJustBob]

http://i31.tinypic.com/1qjrrk.jpg

[Moggraider]

I remember these people being talked about on the CGW/GfW podcast. That episode changed my life forever, but now leading us to this site just makes it all worse.

[Rimbo]

http://i31.tinypic.com/1qjrrk.jpg

http://rimbosity.com/img/luke-no.jpg

[Griddle]

I know this phrase is cliche' as all outdoors, but I just threw up a little in my mouth. HAHAHAHA! You win man!

[Robert Sharp]

Why does that Yoda have hair? Is that an actual character or just a photoshop?

Also, why am I asking this?

Also, I understand the Data thing. The women in Trekkies who call themselves Spiner-Fems strike me as people who would love to have a completely emotionless man who can be ordered to please them without any messiness (physical or mental). It's sad, but I get it.

[Jon Rowe]

Yaddle...

[kerzain]

Can someone explain what makes the Yoda picture so cringe-worthy to people?

[Raife]

The green fleshlight?

[Funkula]

The object (http://www.fleshlight.com/) (NSFW) wedged between the mattress and box spring.

[kerzain]

Yea, no, I get it, fleshlight. But Yoda is hot.

[Jon Rowe]

YADDLE!!!

[azzl]

I think kerzain is implying that Yaddle (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yaddle) is Yoda in drag, and the burden is on you to prove otherwise.

[Griddle]

This thread is eternally effed, score on for free information sharing. :P

[Lynxara]

You should read A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds.

Oh man, glorious nostalgia bomb.

[Rimbo]

This thread is eternally effed, score on for free information sharing. :P

It was effed from the first post.

[Griddle]

It was effed from the first post.

You got that right...

[Jon Rowe]

probably going to narrate some of these.