Tim’s Internet Meme

[Bullhajj]

The big problem with Internet meme’s is that they take too much time to create. Twenty-five interesting facts? Sheesh! That’s going to take anywhere from half an hour to an entire week. Here is an attempt to create a better, faster Internet meme, Tim’s Internet Meme. It’s short, sweet, and utterly ridiculous.

Name the one thing you can do to irritate someone you love the most. This can be a lover, parent, child, significant other, pet, or even higher power: all that matters is it has to be one thing and it has to be irritating. For example, when Holly (my wife) and I have been somewhere long enough and it’s time to go, I can easily wind her up by saying, “Come on dawg, let’s roll.”

[jerri blank]

My loved one gets really pissed when I use an apostrophe to form a plural. She's an English prof.

[Aeon221]

My loved one gets really pissed when I use an apostrophe to form a plural. She's an English prof.

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[Damien Falgoust]

I thought Tim's internet meme was overuse of the word "penis."

[Zylon]

The big problem with Internet meme’s is that they take too much time to create.
I got your meme right here--

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[Nellie]

Log into WoW

[Scrax]

I'm not sure how this is a meme.

[RyanMichael]

I'm not sure how this is a meme.

You know those stupid quizzes you used to get via chain email but now show up on your feed on Facebook?

Some chucklehead decided to call those 'memes' and it stuck, so now meme refers not only to the Dawkinsonian construct, and Internet gags, but also stupid quizzes.

[Houngan]

Dissect the real reason she just said what she said.

H.

[balut]

Put on some Bon Jovi music.

[tromik]

The penis thing and the constant nick changing aren't enough?

[tromik]

You know those stupid quizzes you used to get via chain email but now show up on your feed on Facebook?

Some chucklehead decided to call those 'memes' and it stuck, so now meme refers not only to the Dawkinsonian construct, and Internet gags, but also stupid quizzes.
Wait, what?

I'm disappointed in you using this word this way, Tim.

[Bullhajj]

I thought Tim's internet meme was overuse of the word "penis."

Does that really piss you off? :)

[Bill Dungsroman]

When we're channel surfing and hit a channel playing a MASH rerun, I immediately jump up, guess the plot in 5 seconds, and then immediately begin reciting dialogue as loud as possible until she can't take it anymore/wrests the control away from me.

[Bullhajj]

The penis thing and the constant nick changing aren't enough?

Those are so 2006.

[Bullhajj]

When we're channel surfing and hit a channel playing a MASH rerun, I immediately jump up, guess the plot in 5 seconds, and then immediately begin reciting dialogue as loud as possible until she can't take it anymore/wrests the control away from me.

Nice! I should start doing this, but with Gilligan's Island.

[Bullhajj]

Wait, what?

I'm disappointed in you using this word this way, Tim.

If only I loved you, this would count as participation in my... meme. :)

[Bullhajj]

You know those stupid quizzes you used to get via chain email but now show up on your feed on Facebook?

Some chucklehead decided to call those 'memes' and it stuck, so now meme refers not only to the Dawkinsonian construct, and Internet gags, but also stupid quizzes.

Exactly. And once Tim's meme goes viral, you can say you were there at the very start.

[Bullhajj]

My loved one gets really pissed when I use an apostrophe to form a plural. She's an English prof.

Call her Dawg and tell her it is time to roll.

[Bullhajj]

Dissect the real reason she just said what she said.

H.

Deconstruction for the win.

[Bullhajj]

Put on some Bon Jovi music.

You give love a bad name, Dawg.

[Calistas]

Fart, while lifting my leg. In public.

[Hunty]

Abuse of the word meme and the apostrophe aside, the SO teasing theme is something I can definitely get behind. They actually had a very similar topic on the Adam and Joe podcast recently, which was worth a giggle.

I do a number of things, most of which are laughed off good naturedly or responded to in kind. My personal favourites are asking to see something that she's reading, then karate chopping/side suto'ing it of her hands. I also love to undo extraneous buttons, like the ones you get on little girly sleeves and stuff. Farting is obviously good, but there's bordering on a complete moratorium on that and I like to be a little bit more creative when I'm being really annoying.

[Bad Neighbor]

I irritate my wife by not using the multiquote feature on qt3.


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[Hanzii]

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Fart, while lifting my leg. In public.

[Bullhajj]

Farting is obviously good, but there's bordering on a complete moratorium on that

How do you call a complete moratorium on farting?!

[Bullhajj]

Fart, while lifting my leg. In public.

This is especailly good if your kids still giggle at farts, because then you're not only teasing but you also get some built-in support. If you play your cards right, it's like everyone is ganging up on the wife.

Of course once the kid's are old enough to be embarrassed by their parents, it all goes to hell, but enjoy it while you can.

[Mean Dr. Lily]

Name the one thing you can do to irritate someone you love the most.

Just being in the same room as her usually does the trick.

[Bullhajj]

Just being in the same room as her usually does the trick.

Never an ecouraging sign, Dr Lily.

[Mean Dr. Lily]

Never an ecouraging sign, Dr Lily.

Sounds worse than it is. I think I enjoy annoying her, and I think she enjoys getting annoyed. They key (which I have yet to learn) is for me to stop before "annoyed" turns into "rage".

It's a delicate dance, which typically results in me never getting laid.

[Calistas]

I annoyed my sister by teaching my 2yr old niece "pull my finger". Watching her eyes light up as she worked out the presumed causality was hysterical, having my sister knowing I had taught her this was awesome and having my niece get her baby brother involved and lots of fake fart sounds was priceless. She also went cross eyed trying to force one, making my sister utter the eternal line "if you make my daughter get hemeroids because of what you've taught her I will kill you!".

[JoshV]

I kiss her on the nose. with some slobber if i really want to annoy =) Or i can unalphabetize something, or just put something slightly out of place.

[Bullhajj]

I annoyed my sister by teaching my 2yr old niece "pull my finger". Watching her eyes light up as she worked out the presumed causality was hysterical, having my sister knowing I had taught her this was awesome and having my niece get her baby brother involved and lots of fake fart sounds was priceless. She also went cross eyed trying to force one, making my sister utter the eternal line "if you make my daughter get hemeroids because of what you've taught her I will kill you!".

When my kids were younger they were astonished with the pull my finger trick. How can you do that? they kept asking. I am sure they told their friends, My Dad FARTS if you pull his finger!

[Mirriam]

Ha! But we can annoy you men just as much if we want.

My favorite line to annoy my husband tends to occur while he contemplates if it's worth running the dishwasher or if we should do the dishes by hand.
I simply grab a clean pot and kindly offer: "If there's not enough dirty dishes, I could always spit in some clean pots"
The look of disgust on his face that I would actually spit in a clean pot is always fun, never mind the fact I'd never do such an act.

What can I say, it makes up for the loud farts and burps he and our daughter thinks are hilarious...

[Bullhajj]

Ha! But we can annoy you men just as much if we want.

Hey, Morriam, feel free to bash your hubby, your momma and poppa, or even your kids if you like. The important thing is getting under a loved one's skin. :)

[PeterK]

When I'm practicing my bass and I feel like (affectionately) annoying my wife, I'll start playing the opening riff of the Violent Femmes' "Blister In The Sun". Apparently it gets stuck in her head for a long time after that.