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roguefrog
04-08-2009, 09:34 PM
ignore
Bahimiron
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Oh well, whatever.
slantz
04-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Now you've done it. Despite telling people to ignore, some jackass will barge in here and reply thinking he's witty.
Athryn
04-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Is this another Nirvana thread?
Aeon221
04-08-2009, 09:47 PM
Somebody hear a shotgun?
UncleSmoothie
04-08-2009, 09:48 PM
http://imgur.com/1RGY3.jpg
alexlitel
04-08-2009, 11:11 PM
The first half was decent; the second half was so awful as cancel out the prior decency.
intruder
04-09-2009, 01:53 AM
4/10
I'd still hit it since I'm into trash.
Calistas
04-09-2009, 04:07 AM
http://www.eugenewei.com/images/misc2007/disco-stormtrooper.jpg
Charlatan
04-09-2009, 04:22 AM
Nothing to see here!
http://www.sea-way.org/blog/embarass.jpg
Lazy Shiftless Bastard
04-09-2009, 03:47 PM
This seems as good a thread as any to try this picture out:
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7265/lampreydisease34980.jpg
Oghier
04-09-2009, 04:16 PM
If that picture were animated... well, thank goodness it isn't.
Sarkus
04-09-2009, 08:06 PM
Is this another Nirvana thread?
That would make sense, at least. Last Friday was 15 years since Kurt decided he'd had enough of Courtney's being a whore.
That's right, you're all old.
Zylon
04-09-2009, 08:14 PM
ignore
You've been registered here since 2004, and you've seen the "Nevermind! Ignore!" thing actually be respected how many times?
stusser
04-10-2009, 10:17 AM
Roguefrog took in the textures of Chewbacca's body -- wiry brown hair, knots of muscle, hard bones too close to the surface, puckered bumps of scar tissue, old and new. They really should have been drinking for this, Roguefrog thought, not drunk, but a little high. So that it would be easier not to think. But the feel of a wookie moving under his own fingers, reacting to his touch, it was intoxicating in its own right.
His mouth, more teeth than lips, found Chewbacca's shoulder, took hold of his collarbone. His hand skimmed up Chewbacca's flank, gripped his buttock, too hard to be a caress. Yeah, a good ass all right. He should have noticed that before.
Then Chewbacca was turning Roguefrog onto his back, Paws pressing him to the mattress in a long slow slide down his chest and onto his hips. Roguefrog spread his knees and hoped for, yes, felt the hot wet slip of Chewbacca's mouth over his cock. Roguefrog arched his back before he knew what was happening. Where did Chewbacca get that tongue? Don't stop, never stop, don't stop, he said, either out loud or somewhere deep in the just-barely-verbal parts of his brain.
Chewbacca stopped. Roguefrog almost sat up and punched him. Then a finger, two fingers, really, trailed up and down, brushing his balls on the upstroke, probing his anus on the downstroke. Roguefrog looked up at Chewbacca, crouched there, stark brown and black in the dim light.
"AAYUUUUGGHHHHHHHH," Chewbacca said. And that was all it took.
Not bad, but it needs a third act.
Bahimiron
04-10-2009, 10:22 AM
That was disgusting.
How could you misspell 'wookiee' like that?
stusser
04-10-2009, 10:23 AM
Yeah, you'd think a sick bastard writing star wars slash fanfic would at least spell it right. C'mon roguefrog, don't get upset, this is constructive criticism!
scharmers
04-10-2009, 10:31 AM
don't drink and post, you idiots
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