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Qenan
12-25-2008, 03:27 PM
http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_141424.asp

I know y'all have been staying up at night pondering this...
Drastic
12-25-2008, 04:22 PM
South Park began because of contemplating that very question.
Pogo
12-25-2008, 04:45 PM
Eh, it doesn't matter. You can't reason with people who think New Testament is the law.
The Bitter Cynic
12-25-2008, 05:29 PM
Eh, it doesn't matter. You can't reason with people who think New Testament is the law.

Isn't this true for any religion's Holy Text?

"You can't reason with people who think the Koran(or put any book in here) is the law."
Kraaze
12-25-2008, 05:46 PM
Didn't South Park already cover this topic in depth?
Pogo
12-25-2008, 05:55 PM
Isn't this true for any religion's Holy Text?

"You can't reason with people who think the Koran(or put any book in here) is the law."

Well, yeah. But uhh... this thread is talking about Christmas so... you know..
Flowers
12-25-2008, 06:02 PM
One of the reason that God answers so few prayers is that we improperly commemorate a number of significant datess.
bigdruid
12-25-2008, 06:19 PM
Isn't this true for any religion's Holy Text?
No, only the Bible. All other religions are totally reasonable - it's just those damned Christians.
MattKeil
12-25-2008, 07:14 PM
Ah, what do you know, you big druid!
CJ Martin
12-26-2008, 04:54 AM
"There can be only one"
arctangent
12-26-2008, 07:32 AM
What would cashews think of filberts? Who cares, they're all a bunch of nuts

Indeed.
Bill Dungsroman
12-26-2008, 08:04 AM
Is Santa a latter-day saint? In believing him, are we all Mormons? Now I'm all wound up!
Bullhajj
12-26-2008, 10:03 AM
last night I found a house in los osos decorated to the nines: they had a football field with two goal posts, a few santa clauses and reiendeer, and a manger with multiple wise men and a wee baby jesus. I am guessing the football was for the C&W song about being drop kicked through the goal posts of life, but I could be wrong, especially since santa seemed to be doing the drop kicking. gotta love it. gotta see if I can get some night time pictures of it.
Linoleum
12-27-2008, 07:59 AM
I suppose one shouldn't be surprised the opinion writer has no familiarity with the Bishop of Myra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).