13,000 POSTS BITCHES

[Bill Dungsroman]

See noobs, when you amass a stupidly large amount of worthless ramblings like me, you can do shit like this and get away with it.




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[BobJustBob]

You think you're going to get away with it?

[Cubit]

cheers!

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[Mordrak]

Congrats? o.O

[Athryn]

Grats on self grats!

[Sidd_Budd]

I have been fortunate enough to meet Bill in person & can verify that his awesomeness is a palpable presence. It is akin to feeling the presence of holiness in a sacred place, or the vague feeling of sickness one gets when in a plague area. Somewhere in the middle of those two things.

Congrats, Bill!

[Adree]

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[Adree]

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[Union Carbide]

When was the last time you saw the sun, Bill?

[Cubit]

oh adree, you never disappoint :) thanks for the late-night laugh.

[Talisker]

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[ElGuapo]

"Hey rabbi, do charge much money for doing circumcisions?"

"No, but I keep the tips!"

[Scrax]

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[Rimbo]

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[Bullhajj]

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[BobJustBob]

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[Pogue Mahone]

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Funnily enough, I watched a woman do this very same thing except that she hit the bowling lane face first and had to be carried away on a stretcher by paramedics. I wish I could tell you that at some point I stopped laughing but it's been several months now and I just don't see the fun ever ending. I wonder what happened to that lady.

[Derek Meister]

http://xrl.us/dungsroman

[Robert Sharp]

Damn, Bill. You post too much. You've only been here since 03.

[tromik]

Let's see your multibox rig, Bill.

[nabeel]

Congrats Bill Dee Arr!

[The Bitter Cynic]

cheers!

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I wonder if they work for tips.


<groan>....

Oh wait, I have another.

"Just a little off the top, boys."

[Orinoco]

All noobs - we need an average of 6.1 posts a day to be just like Billy.

Start posting offensive - NOW!

[arctangent]

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[Damien Falgoust]

Is there a generator for the postcount alert chart somewhere?

[Talisker]

Is there a generator for the postcount alert chart somewhere?
http://meisterplanet.com/php/postcountwatch/qt3-postcount-alert.php?member=753

Substitute your member ID (it's embedded in the name links on the left), and you're good to go.

Edit: Props to Meister, who is truly a god among image-generator-writers.

[SolomonGrundy]

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[Jon Rowe]

Where do I find member number?

I just slapped myself in the face... nevermind.

And a present!

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[jpinard]

Gonrats Bill!

So what's your fav game of the moment?

[Bill Dungsroman]

You guys are being too nice! Thx tho ^___^




Gonrats Bill!

So what's your fav game of the moment?

Finishing up Mass Effect (yeah yeah, I'm slow) and then it's back to Fallout 3, then Dead Space.

[tromik]

So what do you think of Mass Effect, Bill? I recall you putting its dialogue system down pretty hard before it was released.

[Derek Meister]

Props to Meister, who is truly a god among image-generator-writers.

I'm just a barely competent amateur programmer who happened across the tutorials on PHP image manipulation (http://devzone.zend.com/node/view/id/1269).

Also ...

All noobs - we need an average of 6.1 posts a day to be just like Billy.

Don't look now, guys, but ...

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... you've got your work cut out for you.

[Bill Dungsroman]

So what do you think of Mass Effect, Bill? I recall you putting its dialogue system down pretty hard before it was released.

Well, on the plus side, most conversations tend to run fairly fluidly. The superb (for the most part) voice-acting helps in that regard. On the negative side, the game doesn't exactly deliver what was originally promised in terms of its dialogue complexity (http://www.lamethrower.com/guns-n-pussy-part-2-intergalactic-prophylactic).

[John Sansker]

Shit, it wasn't that long ago you hit 10,000, something about 9000 dick jokes or somethin. :P

My postcount alert says I'll never get there at this rate?

[Midnight Son]

Fuck, Dungbeetle is ahead!

[Orinoco]

Fuck, Dungbeetle is ahead!

6.18 posts a day isn't going to cut it.

BTW: I wish I had a cool number like 911

[Midnight Son]

It don't really matter. No one's going to catch that unemployed Microsoft guy.....

[RSofaer]

This is the beginning of a new chapter in the bildungrosman of Bill Dungrosman!

[unbongwah]

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I've got my eye on you, mister.

[quatoria]

Finishing up Mass Effect (yeah yeah, I'm slow) and then it's back to Fallout 3, then Dead Space.

Then, he'll finally have the time to finish up that new-fangled Baldur's Gate. You slow ass motherfucker.

[Gladguy]

Bill doesn't have time to play games. He's got forum posts to craft!

[CalvinGT]

Grats to Bill. You make me laugh at other people, and I like it.

[Jason McMaster]

How many of those posts were used to destroy my enemies?

Get back to work, Dungsroman

[Hanzii]

Congrats.

I still owe you that drink Dungsroman.
... of course now I will have to make it Coca Cola Zero.

[Griddle]

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[Enduro_Man]

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[Uncle Jules]

This thread reminds me of my old friend Quinn Hixon. Back in 79 we were a couple of wild swinging divorcees in Harlan Iowa and living the good life. Old Quinn had gotten himself a 76 Caddy Eldorado and let me tell you that Quinn was proud as heck of that monster. Myself I was always more of a Merc man but Quinn just had to have the biggest longest car he could get his mitts on. Whenever he'd talk about it, he'd be sure to point out that the car was 225 inches long. He was sure that impressed people, and it certainly impressed him. I was never sure why, but it did.

Well one day old Quinn is driving along in his Caddy and he gets rear ended at a stoplight. It was a big old Ford panel van that got him and it messed up his Eldorado but good. Quinn was steamed and jumped out of his Caddy ready to throw some punches. Much to his surprise, the driver of the panel van turned out to me a midget, or little person, or dwarf, or whatever we are supposed to call them nowadays. The little fellow looked at the damage to both cars and just started screaming at Quinn. Quinn was in a bit of awkward position. The little fellow was livid and certainly game for a fight, but Quinn wouldn't have felt right with himself if he gave a good set of lumps to a little guy. Quinn had a hell of a temper, oh the stories I could tell, but he was never a bully.

The little fellow marches right up to Quinn and pokes him in the chest and screams at him "I am not happy!" Quinn replied with the only question he could think of. "Well which one are you then?"

I don't remember what happened after that.

[RepoMan]

Now that's a first post.

[Andrew Mayer]

I'll start a topic when I hit 15,000.

[Rimbo]

Now that's a first post.

Nice one. I wish I remember what it was from, because I KNOW I've heard that story before.

[Troy S Goodfellow]

Nice one. I wish I remember what it was from, because I KNOW I've heard that story before.

It's a very old joke. Its origins are probably lost in time.

Troy

[RichVR]

I knew I felt a disturbance in the Force. Something told me to come back to check this place out. Now I know why.

Grats, man.

[jellyfish]

Nice one. I wish I remember what it was from, because I KNOW I've heard that story before.
Take your pick (http://www.google.co.il/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=R2E&q=%22I+am+not+happy!%22+%22Well+which+one+are+you+ then%3F%22&btnG=Search)

[BlueJackalope]

As to the OP...

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Congratulations to the best damn salesman in the office.

[VegasRobb]

Congrats :)