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fire
04-17-2008, 02:05 PM
Ah, God bless our administration. In case you were going to come up to UC Santa Cruz to celebrate the "holiday" "known" as "4/20," please read the announcement from the Chancellor and be certain to make friends on campus that will vouch for your misbehavior.

PS: Does this stuff really work? I mean, come on. It's a bunch of teens.


To: All Students
Fr: Vice Chancellor Felicia E. McGinty, Ed.D
Re: April 20th, 2008

Dear UCSC Students,

UCSC is committed to providing a safe, healthy environment in which our
students, staff and faculty can thrive. To that end, I write to you
regarding a non-University sanctioned event that has become concerning for
our community. Often referred to as "Four-Twenty" or "4/20," this event
revolves around the use of marijuana and other illegal drugs. Over the past
four years, we have seen this non-sanctioned event grow in numbers from
several hundred people to over 5,000 people last year.

This activity has become a concern to the University administration, to our
campus community, parents, prospective students and families, and members
of the greater community. We are particularly concerned about the sheer
number of people who may show up to participate in this event.
Participants in the past have been UCSC students, some middle school and
high school minors, and many non-affiliates with no investment in our
community.

In light of the large number of unplanned people who may arrive on our
campus this weekend, several measures will be implemented to ensure the
safety of the greater campus community. I want to provide all students
with a summary of these measures so that you may plan accordingly in
advance of the weekend. I regret the inconvenience these measures may
cause.

o Campus Access and Kiosk Gate Program: The campus will be closed to
non-affiliates during Sunday, April 20. The kiosks at the two entrances to
campus will be staffed from regular Saturday evening hours, beginning at 8
p.m., through all day Sunday, ending, Monday at 6 a.m. Proof of
affiliation will be required, per standard operating procedures. The West
Entrance to campus will be closed to inbound vehicular traffic on Sunday.
The Main Entrance will be open that day, but campus personnel will restrict
vehicular access to people who have UCSC parking permits or who can show
evidence they are attending sanctioned campus events that day.

Students who live off campus and wish to drive onto campus during this
period will need to present both a University Parking Permit and a
Student ID.

Guests attending pre-approved campus events must also have a parking permit
or park in metered spaces.

Drivers and passengers who can't prove that they have a legitimate reason
to be on campus on Sunday will be turned away at the main gate. People can
anticipate that there will be delays at the Main Entrance's kiosk.

o Alcohol and illegal substances: Possession, consumption or sale of
alcoholic beverages and illegal substances are prohibited.

o Guests: Your guests and their behavior on campus are your
responsibility. Violation of federal, state, or University policy by you
and/or your guests, are subject to the Student Code of Conduct. Please
refer to the following web sites for specific detail:
http://www2.ucsc.edu/judicial/handbook.shtml

o University Housing Guest Policy: For students who live in
University Housing, the Guest Policy for student residences will be
suspended on Saturday and Sunday night, April 19 and April 20. Residents
will not be permitted to have overnight guests on these evenings.
Exceptions to this restriction should be made in consultation with your
respective Coordinator for Residential Education or Residential Manager.

o Student Behavior: Behaviors that are violations of federal and
state law and University policy, as outlined in the Student Handbook,
including violations related to the possession, consumption, distribution,
or sale of marijuana will be subject to citing by University Police or
referral to the Student Judicial Affairs by Residential Staff, Community
Safety Officers or other campus officials. Please refer to the following
web sites for specific detail:
http://www2.ucsc.edu/judicial/handbook.shtml

o Parking: Parking permits will be required in all campus lots
throughout the weekend, even in those that typically require no permits on
weekends. The parking restriction will include evening hours on Friday,
Saturday, and Sunday nights. (If you need to park on campus this weekend
and do not currently have a permit, you will need to purchase one by 6 p.m.
on Friday.) Residential Students who wish to park on campus throughout the
weekend will be required to have a parking permit on your car or you may be
ticketed.

Parking will be strictly enforced on Empire Grade road, campus roads and
all campus parking lots. For safety and welfare of drivers and
pedestrians, any cars parked on Empire Grade road on Sunday, April 20, will
be towed at the owner's expense.

o Campus transportation: Metro bus drivers, at the University's
request, will not bring riders onto campus on Sunday. The only "campus"
stop, coming to and from UCSC, will be the one adjacent to the Main
Entrance. (If disability transportation is needed as a result of this
restriction, special van service on campus can be requested at this one bus
stop.) There will be no on-campus shuttle service during the day on Sunday.

o Vending: Vendors of food and merchandise will not be permitted on
campus, including vending from any of our campus members or groups, without
permission and according to our vending regulations. Please refer to the
following web site:
http://www2.ucsc.edu/judicial/Comm_Act_Policy.pdf

While these measures may be an inconvenience for many in our community, I
am hopeful that they will assist the campus in managing the sizeable crowd
that may gather throughout the weekend and on Sunday. Again, our goal is
to manage the crowd, discourage behaviors that are policy violations and
address safety risks. I am hopeful that this information will also assist
you in coordinating your plans for the weekend.

Thank you for you time, consideration, and compliance.

Dirt
04-17-2008, 02:08 PM
They are trying to cover their own asses in case something really illegal (and violent) happens to someone.

Mr_PeaCH
04-17-2008, 02:13 PM
Et tu, Santa Cruz?

Omniscia
04-17-2008, 02:16 PM
And it's Hitler's birthday on top of it. And the anniversary of Columbine.

caesarbear
04-17-2008, 02:35 PM
See you just have to stick to legal drugs, like alcohol, and then the administration can just claim any alcohol related sexual assaults and deaths as business as usual.

Midnight Son
04-17-2008, 02:35 PM
And it's Hitler's birthday on top of it. And the anniversary of Columbine.

Godwin!

Omniscia
04-17-2008, 02:39 PM
Godwin!

How does that apply? No one's compared anything to Nazism yet.

rjcc
04-17-2008, 02:39 PM
Hitler's birthday and Earth day can both blow me, something bad always happens this week and ruins my birthday

Midnight Son
04-17-2008, 02:44 PM
How does that apply? No one's compared anything to Nazism yet.

You just have to mention Der Fuhrer and that's it, game over.

Omniscia
04-17-2008, 02:52 PM
Well, geez. I'm more prone to cliché than I realized.

rjcc
04-17-2008, 02:57 PM
Well, geez. I'm more prone to cliché than I realized.

you know who used to be prone to cliches?

yeah, that's right

Jon Rowe
04-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Me and a couple of my friends will have a great day, hopefully.

Brinstil
04-17-2008, 03:34 PM
Hahaha, I was just laughing about that e-mail before I saw the thread.

My favorite line is "Vending: Vendors of food and merchandise will not be permitted on campus...". All those stoned freshmen will be wandering campus with the munchies and no vendors, likely eating other stoned freshmen as a result! It will be a bloodbath!

VictoriaWong
04-17-2008, 03:43 PM
By freshmen, you do mean fresh meat, right?

russellmz00
04-17-2008, 03:44 PM
oklahoma city, virginia tech, colombine, hitler's birthday, the titanic sinking

mid april sucks.

AndrewM
04-17-2008, 04:56 PM
oklahoma city, virginia tech, colombine, hitler's birthday, the titanic sinking

mid april sucks.

Don't forget Tax Day.

BobJustBob
04-17-2008, 05:03 PM
People leave their homes and drive somewhere else to smoke weed? Good lord, why?

fire
04-17-2008, 05:16 PM
Comradery.

Tyjenks
04-17-2008, 05:17 PM
They are just paranoid. Did too much weed.

Dave Markell
04-17-2008, 06:09 PM
They are just paranoid. Did too much weed.

Actually, there does seem to be a correlation between marijuana and paranoid schizophrenia. Those who use it are about twice as likely to become schizophrenic as those who don't. Now, obviously, correlation is not causation. Perhaps something in weed is more attractive to folks who would become paranoids anyway, leading to increased consumption percentages. Still, it's interesting.

Enduro_Man
04-17-2008, 08:08 PM
Celebrating Hitler's birthday used to be fun, before all the freaks and weirdos took it over.

VictoriaWong
04-17-2008, 08:13 PM
Celebrating Hitler's birthday used to be fun, before all the freaks and weirdos took it over.
It is unequivocally springtime for Germany...

BobJustBob
04-17-2008, 09:45 PM
Comradery.

Who needs people when you have drugs?

Dirt
04-17-2008, 10:25 PM
Depends on the person.

BobJustBob
04-17-2008, 10:54 PM
And the drug?

Kunikos
04-18-2008, 07:18 AM
Who needs people when you have drugs?

It's hard to make a drum circle when you're alone.

Tortilla
04-18-2008, 07:42 AM
Actually, there does seem to be a correlation between marijuana and paranoid schizophrenia. Those who use it are about twice as likely to become schizophrenic as those who don't. Now, obviously, correlation is not causation. Perhaps something in weed is more attractive to folks who would become paranoids anyway, leading to increased consumption percentages. Still, it's interesting.

As I recall from a few articles I've read on the topic, schizophrenics have much higher tobacco usage rates and drug abuse rates for all types of drugs than the general population. I'd hazard a guess that this represents correlation as opposed to causation. I suspect schizophrenics are just generally more likely to latch onto chemicals that can help regulate, even for short periods, the bad place that is inside their head.

Bad Neighbor
04-18-2008, 08:39 AM
I suspect schizophrenics are just generally more likely to latch onto chemicals that can help regulate, even for short periods, the bad place that is inside their head.

Depends. Sometimes (say, me 7-8 years ago) it's just the obvious, where you'd be afraid it would just make things worse. Now, alcohol is like floating down a quiet river in a canoe on a beautiful day. Bliss.

Drugs, on the other hand, can take a flying fuck at a donut.

Aeon221
04-18-2008, 09:55 AM
Oh wow, I almost completely forgot to prep for the holiday. Thanks for the reminder!

bago
04-18-2008, 12:16 PM
Don't forget hemroy rogers and the roid boys.

MatthewF
04-18-2008, 12:39 PM
If you smoke alone, what happens when you're supposed to pass it to the left? My guess is that the earth explodes.

BobJustBob
04-19-2008, 11:40 PM
For fire: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756371

madkevin
04-20-2008, 05:23 AM
If you smoke alone, what happens when you're supposed to pass it to the left? My guess is that the earth explodes.

Nah, you just switch chairs.