Who wants my little black book?

[ElGuapo]

So it looks like I'll be settling into monotony .. whoops, monogamy, quite nicely. The girlfriend and I are doing well. Talk of moving in together has been flitted about.

Is anyone interested in the numbers/emails of the girls I've dated in the past year? I can pass you off as a friend . . .

We can even divide them up into "booty call girls", "nice girls, to be nice to", "crazy psychos but crazy sex", etc.

So, for instance if you are looking for a nice girl, or a booty call girl, or a psycho to have sex with then stalk you . . . you can pick your category.

I'd hate to see all that hard work go to waste. I have no single friends at the moment that could benefit from this.

(this is a total joke btw . . . but it is rather interesting to be cleaning the phone/address book out)

[DoomMunky]

This is just...weird. I've never been offered sloppy seconds before.

[Alan Au]

Uh, you should probably wait until the wedding happens.

- Alan

[MyNameIsWill]

You're cool.

[Ed Solomon]

Assuming the girlfriend part is legit, mazel tov.

And shouldn't you be defending the Earth instead of posting about your sex life again.

[AaronSofaer]

Know anyone in Baltimore?



(Joking btw. My girlfriend would kill me.)

[Houngan]

Know anyone in Baltimore?

(Joking btw. My girlfriend would kill me.)

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/snoop.jpg


She's a great gal, but fair warning: She ain't no contractor. If you see a nailgun, run.


H.

[Podunk]

Wow, Guapo, congrats on your newfound monogamy!

Is this the end of a QT3 era? No more sordid hot tub tales?

[Joel]

You're right: This is a total joke.

[Alan Au]

I think El Guapo is really just trying to find an excuse for why he isn't posting X-Com reports in a timely manner.

- Alan

[Nick Walter]

Monogamy? You aren't forced into that until the ring is on her finger. And I ain't talking about the engagement ri . . . oh, she reads QT3 doesn't she?

Good move man, one woman is all a man needs and with a committed enough relationship the whole making love thing isn't necessary anyway.

[tromik]

Are you taking this act on the road? You say it's a joke, but I don't see the funny. Maybe I need to see it with the props and stuff.

[Unicorn McGriddle]

Damn, Houngan, make with the number!

[VegasRobb]

Whirlwind courtship?

[Not One Of Us]

Why isn't this on Ebay?

[DoomMunky]

That would be AWESOME. You'd totally get some media attention for that.

[Moggraider]

I will take one psycho to have sex with me and then stalk me, please.

[Jason McCullough]

Is this the Christian one you were asking about?

[Raife]

So it looks like I'll be settling into monotony .. whoops, monogamy, quite nicely. The girlfriend and I are doing well. Talk of moving in together has been flitted about.

The meat screen seems like another lifetime, doesn't it?

[DoomMunky]

The meat screen seems like another lifetime, doesn't it? *gag*

WTF?

[Raife]

Newb.

[Tyjenks]

Would any of them go for a semi-attractive, married, male professional interested in good conversation and possibly more?

[Athryn]

Would any of them go for a semi-attractive, married, male professional interested in good conversation and possibly more?


I'm gonna tell your wife on you!

[Dirt]

Give your black book to your new girlfriend.

[Tyjenks]

I'm gonna tell your wife on you!

If she doesn't know I am a perv-y aging man by now, she has been missing multiple not-so-subtle signals. ; )