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Zylon
11-29-2007, 10:10 AM
It's got what plants crave (http://www.pe.com/business/local/stories/PE_Biz_D_cocaine29.25e1582.html).

I am so buying a six-pack of this, just to decorate my cube with.

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2007/11-29/brawndodisplay3_400.jpg
Funkula
11-29-2007, 11:24 AM
Looks like distribution is going to be a bit...local, at least at first.

If it doesn't expand its market, we may need to get something going with SoCal QT3ers mailing the Thirst Mutilator to other areas.
hong
11-29-2007, 02:33 PM
I keep parsing this as "makers of (Cocaine energy) (drink back) with Brawndo".
Ryan A
11-29-2007, 04:50 PM
Looks like distribution is going to be a bit...local, at least at first.

If it doesn't expand its market, we may need to get something going with SoCal QT3ers mailing the Thirst Mutilator to other areas.

It takes all of about four seconds to read far enough into the article to see that it will be available for online orders.
Anti-Bunny
11-29-2007, 05:43 PM
The Official Ad on Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04). Amazing.
Machfive
11-29-2007, 06:51 PM
Those Powerthirst guys deserve their own TV station. I'm crying that was so goddamned funny.
Funkula
11-29-2007, 07:58 PM
It takes all of about four seconds to read far enough into the article to see that it will be available for online orders.
On the other hand, it's entirely possible to miss the single appearance of the word "online" in the story and focus more on the part at the end, where the guy responsible says initial distribution will consist of him driving in his pickup from gas station to gas station.

Oh, and that ad is fucking awesome. If they've got enough cred to reference Powerthirst, there is no way I'm not at least trying some of this.