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10-11-2007, 04:28 AM
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In the Philippines, Ex-Judge Consults Three Wee Friends

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Mr. Floro Loses His Job
But Becomes a Celebrity;
Using a Little Elfin Magic

By JAMES HOOKWAY
September 17, 2007; Page A1

MANILA, Philippines -- As a trial-court judge, Florentino V. Floro Jr. acknowledged that he regularly sought the counsel of three elves only he could see. The Supreme Court deemed him unfit to serve and fired him last year.

Case closed? Not in the Philippines, where vampires are said to prey on unwary travelers and wealthy politicians consult fortune tellers and card readers. Mr. Floro, 54 years old, has become a media celebrity. He is now wielding his new clout to campaign for the return of his job -- and exact vengeance on the Supreme Court.

Helping him, he says, are his three invisible companions. "Angel" is the neutral force, he says. "Armand" is a benign influence. "Luis," whom Mr. Floro describes as the "king of kings," is an avenger.


Mr. Floro has become a regular on Philippine television. Often he is asked to make predictions with the help of his invisible friends. "They say your show will be taken off the air if you don't feature me more often," was Mr. Floro's reply to one interviewer.

The day after Mr. Floro's first appearance on television last year, hundreds of people turned up at his house in a dusty Manila suburb hoping he could use his supernatural powers to heal their illnesses. Now Mr. Floro, who travels by bus, is regularly recognized on the street.

The Supreme Court says its medical clinic determined that Mr. Floro was suffering from psychosis. Even so, a series of disturbing incidents appear to have the nation's top jurists rattled. According to local newspaper reports, a mysterious fire in January destroyed the Supreme Court's crest in its session hall, and a number of members of the court and their close family members have developed serious illnesses or have fallen victim to car accidents.

Enough bizarre things have happened that in July, the Supreme Court issued an en banc resolution asking Mr. Floro to desist in his threats of "ungodly reprisal." The Supreme Court's spokesman declined to elaborate.

Mr. Floro says he is not suffering from psychosis, and that he's not to blame for the incidents. He points the finger squarely at "king of kings" elf Luis, who Mr. Floro says is bent on cleaning up what he says is the Philippines' corrupt legal system.

Mr. Floro says he never consulted the invisible elves over judicial decisions and the fact that he puts faith in them should make no difference to his career. "It shouldn't matter what I believe in, whether it's Jesus, Muhammad, or Luis, Armand and Angel," he says in an interview.

The Philippines has a long history of mixing organized religion with a deep belief in the supernatural. During the 1950s and 1960s, when the Southeast Asian nation was already an independent republic, the Central Intelligence Agency stoked fears of vampires and ghouls to help its preferred candidates win elections.

The elf, or "duwende," is one of a rich pantheon of supernatural beings that predate the Philippines' colonization by Spanish conquistadors in the 16th century. Many Filipinos make pilgrimages to Mount Banahaw, just south of Manila, which is reputedly the country's capital for elves and other beings.

READ THE CASE


• Read the Philippines Supreme Court decision dismissing Mr. Floro from the service.Jaime Licauco, who teaches parapsychology at San Beda College in Manila, testified on behalf of Mr. Floro in a 2001 hearing. He argued Mr. Floro is mentally fit and argues the former judge's beliefs aren't so unusual in the Philippine context.

Like many others in the Philippines, Mr. Floro says he himself is a Roman Catholic, and once studied to be a priest. He recalls that he wasn't convinced that serving the church was necessarily the best way to serve other Filipinos. He says he thought he could improve more people's lives if he became a lawyer, and he handily passed the bar exams.

Mr. Floro says he first realized he had the power to perceive Armand, Angel and Luis in 1986. In 1998, he applied to switch from being a lawyer to becoming a judge. He passed a mandatory psychiatric evaluation applied to all prospective judges and was sworn in as a regional trial-court judge in November of that year, handling both civil and criminal cases in Malabon, a district in greater Manila.

In 1999, Mr. Floro invited officials from the Supreme Court's administration unit to inspect his small courtroom. What they found unnerved them, and the Supreme Court convened a hearing to determine whether Mr. Floro should be removed from the bench.

According to Supreme Court papers, the court investigators presenting evidence at the hearing said they found Mr. Floro wearing blue robes instead of the normal black. Mr. Floro's own witnesses testified that he wore black on Fridays to "recharge his psychic powers."

The court investigators also reported that Mr. Floro began court proceedings with readings from the Book of Revelation and conducted hands-on psychic healing sessions for members of the public in his chambers during recesses. The investigators said Mr. Floro would sometimes enter a trance to write his rulings.

During the hearing, Mr. Floro revealed his contact with his elves. He also shared with the judges that Luis predicted that then-Philippine President Joseph Estrada would be ousted from office; Mr. Estrada was forced from power by a popular revolt two years later in 2001 and was sentenced last week to life in prison for corruption.

In March 2006, after lengthy delays, the Supreme Court finally dismissed Mr. Floro from the court service, largely because of his belief in the supernatural. Even though Mr. Floro says the elves played no part in his judicial decisions, the Supreme Court justices said his broad faith in mysticism and supernatural phenomena had affected his work.


Write to James Hookway at james.hookway@awsj.com

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Judge Floros Interview about the Story of Luis, Armand & Angel:

1. Sam Chambers, Kent, UK, China, The Standard,

Creature features of the Philippines - Saturday, September 02, 2006

http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=11&art_id=26375&sid=9641493&con_type=3&d_str=20060902

Florentino and the three dwarves

http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=11&art_id=26377&sid=9682141&con_type=1&d_str=20060902

2. By UK, Hyde- Sunday, June 4. 2006 - Damn Data, Cabinet of Wonder - Dwarves of Law revisited

http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/damndata/index.php?/archives/373-Dwarves-of-Law-revisited.html


3. Atty. Kevin Underhill, CA, USA:

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2006/06/lowering_the_ba.html

Lowering the Bar Cited as International Precedent


Memorandum of Dire Prophecies of LUIS, Angelus Dei Per Judge Florentino V. Floro

(April 6, 2006 to October 7, 2007)

http://www.sunstar.com.ph/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7888

The Prophet: Dire Predictions of Judge Floro
Hope Diamond: Mystic Dwarfs LUIS, Armand & Angel,
Psychic Judge curse JBC, 14 S.C. Justices and Judiciary

http://angelofdeathluisarmandandangel.blogspot.com/2006/10/prophet-dire-predictions-of-judge.html

Judge Floro's Auto / Article User Page on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florentino_Floro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Florentino_floro

Judge Floro's 27 pages, 34, 000 views, 1,400 replies Legendary thread on RUSH Counterparts Message Board:

http://www.rushmessageboard.com/cpmb/index.php?showtopic=2112&st=1300&start=1300

Judge Floro's emails and yahoo / msn messengers:

judge_florentino_v_floro@yahoo.com

judgefloro@yahoo.com

judgefloro@hotmail.com

Judge Floro's contact numbers:

Celphone No. secretary Belen: 0927-3440957

digitel Philippines land line - (044) 662-8203


Mailing Address:

Judge Florentino V. Floro, Jr.,
123 Dahlia, Alido, Bulihan, Malolos, City,
3000 Bulacan, Phlippines, Asia

MatthewF
10-11-2007, 04:38 AM
Reported?

Njal
10-11-2007, 04:42 AM
I dunno. Quite entertaining even if he is shilling ... himself? Or maybe I'm bored this morning.

Raife
10-11-2007, 04:47 AM
Way too many fucking links.

Lizard_King
10-11-2007, 05:23 AM
The Philippines has a long history of mixing organized religion with a deep belief in the supernatural.
Exclamation point!

judgefloro
10-13-2007, 01:34 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramon_Tulfo

Ramon Tulfo

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/metro/view_article.php?article_id=94191

ON TARGET
‘Bribe’ story nothing new
By Ramon Tulfo

Inquirer
Last updated 02:00am (Mla time) 10/13/2007

Why does the Supreme Court allow Caloocan City Regional Trial Court Judge Adoracion G. Angeles to continue holding office even after she has been convicted of violating the Anti-Child Abuse Law?

Another Caloocan City RTC judge, Florentino Floro, was kicked out by the high court for publicly admitting he consulted with elves (dwende) in rendering decisions.

Floro never violated any law. His only fault was believing in the supernatural, while Angeles was convicted of a crime.
If that’s not favoritism, I don’t know what is.

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Imaginary dwarves!

A judge has lost his job in the Phillipines, on the grounds that he regularly consulted with imaginary mystical dwarves who would join him in 'healing' sessions.

Judge Florentino Floro, from Manila, was originally removed from his post in April, after it emerged that he believed himself to be psychic, and that he would begin his court session with readings from the Book of Revelation.

In appealing that decision, Judge Floro mounted a staunch defence of the existence of his three dwarf friends - who were named Armand, Luis and Angel - telling the court in a letter that they had made a covenant together.

'From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal,' he added.

In addition to the mystical dwarves, Judge Floro also reportedly believed that he was able to forsee the future, that he could inflict pain on others, and that he was the angel of death. He would change his judicial robes from blue to black every Friday to recharge his psychic powers.

The court found that he was unable to carry out his duties due to 'mental unfitness', adding that this could 'erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the rational guardian of the law.'

Armand, Luis and Angel were unavailable for comment.

[weird news]

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http://electricspec.blogspot.com/2007/09/elves-that-wont-behave-themselves.html

24 September 2007
Elves that Won't Behave Themselves

I hate it when this happens (I didn't make this up):

Fired Judge Blames Elf for Court Mishaps
By Debra Cassens Weiss

The Philippines Supreme Court has asked a fired judge who claims he is assisted by three elves to stop making threats of “ungodly reprisal.”
The court kicked Florentino Floro Jr. off the bench largely because of his belief in the supernatural, the Wall Street Journal reports (sub. req.). A medical clinic determined that the judge was suffering from psychosis.
Since then Floro has battled to get his job back, appearing on TV and winning converts who seek his healing powers. At the same time, a series of unfortunate incidents have befallen the supreme court justices or their families, including serious illnesses and car accidents.
Floro says the person to blame for the mishaps is one of the elves, "Luis," a "king of kings" who is an avenger. He told the newspaper that the elves help him predict the future, but he has never consulted them when issuing judicial decisions.
The Supreme Court has not reversed any of Floro’s decisions since firing him.

posted by David E. Hughes @ 10:10 AM 0 comments

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http://vidicon.livejournal.com/504657.html

Faith in humanity: Restored.

What condition my condition was inFollow this link to footage of the Furries vs. Klingons league bowling tournament held this past weekend in Midtown Atlanta. Many thanks to "El Lebowski Grande" for the recordings.

Luis, Armand and Angel: The three little elves that cost Philippine Judge Florentino Floro Jr. his place on the bench and netted him a request from the Philippines Supreme Court to stop making threats of "ungodly reprisal" in an effort to get his job back. Luis, for instance, is a "king of kings" and an "avenger" as is apparently none too happy that Floro has been kicked out of the courthouse for being a bloody loony. Rumor has it that the families of the Philippines Supreme Court judges have been falling ill and suffering accidents....

Apparently it's time for me to start hiring a few elves of my own. Not that I particularly need a seat on the bench in the Philippine courts, but being able to threaten my enemies with ungodly reprisals (with a straight face) appeals to me somewhat, as does the promise of extending my healing ministry to the television networks. Hell, it's working for Floro.

It seems obvious that "Luis", "Armand" and "Angel" are references to fictional vampires (as opposed to the other kind) from Rice and Wheedon, and are therefore code names. The "king of kings" reference is the real clue, though, hearkening back to the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventeenth century goetic works (c.f., The Lesser Key of Solomon, The Lemegeton and The Steganographia of Trithemius—the last of which is actually a work on cryptography disguised as a work on summoning and compelling angels and demons, but I digress) classifying demonic abilities and heirarchies (now and forever "lowerarchies" in my head, thanks to Pratchett and Gaiman), and is about the only place you'll find someone with a rank of "king of kings" who will still deign to pick your nose for you.

Anyway, as of this minute, using cryptographic sorcerous techniques left lying around in insufficiently banned books from the tail end of the fifteenth century, I have compelled service from "Smack", "Cracker" and "Punk"—who will now beat the living shit out of anyone who reads this who does not either XVFFZ LUNVE LCVAX NFF or promise a dollar to my 2008 Presidential Campaign Fund. And be warned: Cracker is a Duke of Emperors or some shit and has certified training as a chiropractor and a dental assistant, so he knows about ungodly reprisals, particularly the ones that involve excruciating pain. (Punk, on the other hand, is an auto mechanic, and he'll just make sure you get good and screwed on your next car repair. As far as I can tell Smack isn't good for anything but an unhealthy amount of weight loss and providing a decent jazz soundtrack to the rituals, but you can't just have two elves. They come in a three-pack, minimum.)

Also also, suck it, Geico Gecko:

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Chris Nahr
10-13-2007, 01:45 AM
Why is this guy still not banned? Doesn't Tom read P&R anymore?

judgefloro
10-13-2007, 01:46 AM
Why is this guy still not banned? Doesn't Tom read P&R anymore?

for what reason?

Funkula
10-13-2007, 01:47 AM
Maybe he hasn't been banned because Tom has a soul and thus (correctly) believes this to be wonderful.

If we are to be denied Cleve and Koontz, can we not at least have Floro?

judgefloro
10-13-2007, 02:01 AM
Maybe he hasn't been banned because Tom has a soul and thus (correctly) believes this to be wonderful.

If we are to be denied Cleve and Koontz, can we not at least have Floro?

Thanks,

maybe it is just the LANGUAGE problem plus the main factor that I just learned computer a year ago

and am not use to posting short sentences

As a judge and lawyer

I am used to reply with REASON, plus I copy paste the jurisprudence and links, references, citations
and in the forums

I cite by pasting the URLS on my case

that IS NOT SPAM legally speaking

since,

I do not copy URLS which do have copyright protections

when I copy news about me ABOUT ME only and not about BUSH or musharaf

I do not violate copyright

since I reply to the news that reported my case and I share it here

If I spam this forum with pervez musharap, Bhutto, or Bush, this is spam

Now, I spent 8 hours googling all PICS of dwarves about my case

SINCE A MEMBER CHALLENGED me to prove that dwarves cannot be caught on FILM

so yesterday,

I uploaded all THE original pictures OF LUIS ARMAND AND ANGEL from the News reports which were made by reporters and bloggers or forum members

PROVING the fact that:

not only in news but even in videos, images or pics

these 3 dwarves DEFEATED even harry pottier and snow white and all those books who are ALL DEAD

all of them are FICTION

With all due respect to you

I am proud that since 1995, in RUSH Forum

no member there ever made a legendary BEST thread of 2006

1,300 replied
viewed by 34,000 viewers

27 pages

nobody there even made a warning to me to be banned

http://www.rushmessageboard.com/cpmb/index.php?showtopic=2112&st=1300&start=1300

but I was BANNED in some forums where I attacked atheism and wicca wiccans, since they lost in our professional debate

it is just that

regards

Andrew Mayer
10-13-2007, 10:45 AM
It's like a Doctor Bronner soap bottle come to life.

Lum
10-13-2007, 10:56 AM
I for one am intrigued and wish to subscribe to the Judge's newsletter.

Marcus
10-13-2007, 11:13 AM
Dear god what just happened?

Kunikos
10-13-2007, 11:18 AM
Harry Potter can't be defeated, he just comes back to life.

Odysseus
10-13-2007, 11:40 AM
I believe in Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Rollory
10-13-2007, 12:25 PM
Thanks,

maybe it is just the LANGUAGE problem plus the main factor that I just learned computer a year ago

and am not use to posting short sentences

As a judge and lawyer

I am used to reply with REASON, plus I copy paste the jurisprudence and links, references, citations
and in the forums

The funny thing is, I can actually see this as what a generally rational Martian with no knowledge of net culture would actually try doing as an attempt to fit in.

Mr. Floro, sir: you do not need to post short chopped-up sentences. In general it is best to post in a conversational style, but writing at greater length is not a problem. The only standard applied to what you write will be if people find it interesting and worth reading.

MattKeil
10-13-2007, 12:37 PM
I am being totally serious when I say that I hope JudgeFloro stays forever.

quatoria
10-13-2007, 12:38 PM
I think it's clear that we all need a little more Floro in our lives.

deccan
10-13-2007, 04:34 PM
How the hell did he even find qt3? Did anyone check to see if he has a campaign to promote his case on every message board out there?

quatoria
10-13-2007, 04:37 PM
He explicitly mentioned posting to 100 forums, and wikipedia.

Marcus
10-13-2007, 04:45 PM
Also the fact that he registered in 2006 and actually comes back is 100% awesome.

Raife
10-13-2007, 04:50 PM
How the hell did he even find qt3? Did anyone check to see if he has a campaign to promote his case on every message board out there?

Who cares as long he responds to discussion? He registered a month after Rucker's post about him (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=28512), he probably just did a web search.

jeffd
10-14-2007, 12:14 AM
I am being totally serious when I say that I hope JudgeFloro stays forever.

Agreed 110%.

Kunikos
10-14-2007, 12:15 AM
I think it's clear that we all need a little more Floro in our lives.

They actually meant it when they said that the Florodated water will do things to your brain.

rei
10-14-2007, 01:02 AM
Alex Chiu has some rings he would like to sell you.

Why are people from poor, third-world countries so easily brainwashed or mentally ill? Then again, North America has Peter Popoff.

Jackie Treehorn
10-14-2007, 02:17 AM
They actually meant it when they said that the Florodated water will do things to your brain.
http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=1120209&postcount=2

Jackie Treehorn
10-14-2007, 02:26 AM
Alex Chiu has some rings he would like to sell you.

Why are people from poor, third-world countries so easily brainwashed or mentally ill? Haha, take that poor, third-world countries.

North America has Peter Popoff.
We also have seven years of Bush/Cheney, an ineffective two-party system, record foreclosures caused by absurd lending/borrowing practices and a *14 Trillion (diminished) dollar debt load.

Bill Dungsroman
10-14-2007, 02:46 AM
I am used to reply with REASON, plus I copy paste the jurisprudence
I can't stop laughing at this for some reason.

judgefloro
10-21-2007, 08:34 AM
http://isired.spymac.com/penginismack.gif

We Live in the Land of Fruit and Nuts, in an imperfect world of WEEIRDOOs, IDIOTS, FOOLS and crab mentality guys and gals roaming around

just that

whether BUSH, NANCY, or the jobless JUDGE, only BATMAN does not have FEAR

so we threaten everyone

but I only burn courts and inflict cancers and strokes to thieves

I do not invade iraq



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http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml

God told me to invade Iraq, Bush tells Palestinian ministers
Date: 06.10.2005

President George W Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals.
In Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, a major three-part series on BBC TWO (at 9.00pm on Monday 10, Monday 17 and Monday 24 October), Abu Mazen, Palestinian Prime Minister, and Nabil Shaath, his Foreign Minister, describe their first meeting with President Bush in June 2003.
Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan ." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East ." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"
Abu Mazen was at the same meeting and recounts how President Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."

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http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE3D81239F937A35756C0A96E9482 60&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=print


May 4, 1988
White House Confirms Reagans Follow Astrology, Up to a Point
By STEVEN V. ROBERTS, SPECIAL TO THE NEW YORK TIMES

LEAD: President Reagan and his wife, Nancy, are both deeply interested in astrology, the White House spokesman, Marlin Fitzwater, said today, and two former White House officials said Mrs. Reagan's concerns had influenced the scheduling of important events. A California astrologer said she had been consulted by the Reagans regarding key White House decisions, but Mr. Reagan said astrology had not influenced policy.

Followers of astrology believe the alignment of stars and planets influences human affairs. Such people consult charts, based on their birth dates, for clues concerning many decisions. Mr. Fitzwater said Mrs. Reagan is particularly worried about the impact astrological portents can have on her husband's safety. But he declined to say exactly how Mrs. Reagan had used astrological information. And the President, answering a question at a photo-taking session, said, ''No policy or decision in my mind has ever been influenced by astrology.'' Early in his political career, Mr. Reagan scheduled his inauguration as Governor of California in January 1967 to take place at an odd time, 12:10 A.M. News reports at the time said the decision was made to take advantage of favorable astrological portents.

In answer to a barrage of questions today, Mr. Fitzwater said: ''It's true that Mrs. Reagan has an interest in astrology. She has for some time, particularly following the assassination attempt in March of 1981. She was very concerned for her husband's welfare, and astrology has been part of her concern in terms of his activities.''

In his autobiography, President Reagan refers to Carroll Righter, a well known California astrologer, as ''one of our good friends.'' Mr. Righter, who died last week, decorated his office with many pictures of the Reagans, according to Professor Truzzi. [ Obituary, page B12. ] ''You have to remember where and how that part of their life started,'' said an old friend of the Reagans. ''In Hollywood during the 30's and 40's, astrologers were social equals and friends, they weren't weirdos.'' On Hollywood and Washington

Professor Truzzi noted that President Theodore Roosevelt was an astrology buff, and that President Franklin D. Roosevelt quoted horoscopes. Many other world leaders were known for their interest in astrology. Joyce Jillson, a Los Angeles astrologer, told The Associated Press she had ''spent a lot of time'' at the White House after the assassination attempt. Mr. Fitzwater said the Reagans did not know Ms. Jillson, according to The Washington Post.


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http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/6945

A judge in Manila , Philipines, was fired from his position after admitting to consulting imaginary "mystic dwarves" during breaks.

Jeb Bush's imaginary friend Chang, and many thought the story was a pip, I personally don't see what's so bad about this - this is just my viewpoint, but is it all that different from consulting an all-powerful man in the sky?
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our country is in DEEP sadness

the same DEEP mourning that Pakistan had just been a day ago since while here only 11 died due to the blast with over 100 injured, there 163 died and all hospitals are full of injured and despair

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view_article.php?article_id=95709



List of dead and injured in Glorietta blast



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http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/storypage.aspx?StoryId=96494


ABS CBN News
Thousands of Filipinos dance to break Guinness record
ABS CBN News, Philippines -

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Stroker Ace
10-21-2007, 08:41 AM
nice gifs dude

judgefloro
10-21-2007, 08:51 AM
They actually meant it when they said that the Florodated water will do things to your brain.

there is really a normal curve of human behavior
and psychologists who are perverts created one for weirdoos and well-behaved hypocrites called honorable thieves

if you make an inventory of UNCUTS tiny skins to prevent AIDS, it could feed our hungry filipinos around 3 million last quarter per SWS survey stats

and we are willing to build a mC DO Uncut burger

but the problem


the Holy archdiocese of san diego and los angeles with lots of other usa dioceses paid the ambulance lawyers hungry suit cravers $ 2 billion to many pedo victims


so WTF LOL is this tiny foreskin UNCUT that magnets many priests


here is another funny thing



http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003209812_judge19.html

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/08/18/2003209487.jpg


Judge gets four years for using sex device in court

By MURRAY EVANS

The Associated Press

itnesses said Judge Donald Thompson had sex device under his robe.

BRISTOW, Okla. — A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced. He was also ordered to pay a $40,000 fine.

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all the PICS that I paste in forums are not copied from google

they were created by members and are so ORIGINAL to my heart

so I spent one week inventory

to show to all forums how LUIS and the other 2 dwarves look like from their google point of view

since LUIS cannot be captured on film even on KIRLIAN photography of auras



LUIS, Armand and Angel caught global attention, and became immortal in world history on April 7, 2006 (the birthday of Angel). Since ancient times until today, no dwarf or elemental had ever been reported in all front pages of all international reports, news, blogs and forums. These global pictures prove this fact.


http://florentinofloro3.blogspot.com/

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It really depends on where you are

the CULTURE

here in the PHILIPPINES spirits abound and they could be seen by children and privileged few

that is why tourists roam arount MT. BANAHAW and Makiling or in the remote forests



http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/daily_news/?cat_id=40764&ew_0_a_id=290137

Iceland Still Believes in Elves and Ghosts

According to a recent study on superstition in Iceland supervised by Terry Gunnell, associate folklore professor at the University of Iceland, a significant portion of participants would not rule out the existence of elves and ghosts. The results of the study were similar to those of a study conducted in 1974 by Professor Erlendur Haraldsson, Fréttabladid reports. “Icelanders seem much more open to phenomena like dreaming the future, forebodings, ghosts and elves than other nations,” Gunnell said. Only 13 percent of participants in the study said it is impossible that elves exist, 19 percent found it unlikely, 37 percent said elves possibly exist, 17 percent found their existence likely and eight percent definite. Five percent did not have an opinion on the existence of elves.

More admitted to believing in ghosts. Only seven percent said their existence was impossible, 16 percent unlikely, 41 percent possible, 18 percent likely and 13 percent definite. Four percent had no opinion on the existence of ghosts. “Many factors could have affected these numbers,” Gunnell said. “A growing belief in haunting can be traced back to Hollywood movies. The city and its houses are also growing older and the countryside is becoming more mysterious.”The study was undertaken in 2006 and 2007 by the University of Iceland’s Faculty of Social Sciences and supported by the university’s Research Fund. About 1,000 people participated in the questionnaires.




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http://www.acriminalwasteofspace.com/journal_beds.asp?blogID=58

Judges and Dwarfs Don't Mix

by CA Justice William W. Bedsworth on Monday, June 12, 2006

Judges are, by and large, not the flamingos of the justice swamp.
Wow. I'm too old to use the word "awesome," but I just don't know how else to describe that. As judicial flameouts go, that's Krakatoa. My hat's off to former-Judge Florentino Floro and his ... uh ... staff.
I love it because it appeared when I was right up against my deadline. I love it because it makes me feel superior. I love it because I've never previously gotten to type the phrase "imaginary mystic dwarfs." And I love it because the guy is APPEALING! As near as I can determine, he's making this out to be a freedom of religion issue. He says, "They should not have dismissed me for what I believed." Certainly, I can sympathize with that position. The prospect of judges being removed because of their personal belief systems is anathema to all of us.

http://www.acriminalwasteofspace.com/justice_bill_journal/journal_comments.asp?JournalID=58&PagePosition=


Comments by Lester F. Hardy from United States on Thursday, June 15, 2006
Having read Judge Floro's posting on this blog, I am inclined to revise my suggestion. In his case I think sixteenth century Spain would be a far better choice than contemporary Iceland. Icelandic elves, at least in so far as I can judge from the available literature, have little or nothing in common with avenging angels and similarly disposed spirit guides. Torquemada, on the other hand, might have found a use for Judge Floro's unusual capabilities.

Comments by Lester F. Hardy from United States on Thursday, June 15, 2006
I think perhaps that what Judge Floro needs is a simple change of venue. Consider Iceland, where government agencies consult maps identifying the location of elf-abodes before siting projects (a google search will readily turn up articles by Rolf Soderlind of Reuters, Colin Nickerson of the Boston Globe, and Sarah Lyall of the New York Times (7/13/05).

The consideration given in some nations to elf-habitat has prompted at least one observer to suggest that elves enjoy legal protection, or "elf rights", in both Iceland and Ireland (look for "Do Elves Have Rights" by Jeremy Harte; see also a discussion of elves in the context of a Yale Law School party at the Yale Daily News)
One has to consider the possibility that in Iceland, where according to some, 10% believe outright in the existence of elves and more than half think its possible or probable, including the President (opinion poll references shows up in a number of news articles, including those by Soderlind and Nickerson) a judge professing the beliefs expressed by Judge Soro might blend right in.
Come to think of it, the Ninth Circuit might want to consider a move as well.

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Johan O
10-21-2007, 09:05 AM
there is really a normal curve of human behavior
and psychologists who are perverts created one for weirdoos and well-behaved hypocrites called honorable thieves

if you make an inventory of UNCUTS tiny skins to prevent AIDS, it could feed our hungry filipinos around 3 million last quarter per SWS survey stats

and we are willing to build a mC DO Uncut burger

but the problem


the Holy archdiocese of san diego and los angeles with lots of other usa dioceses paid the ambulance lawyers hungry suit cravers $ 2 billion to many pedo victims


so WTF LOL is this tiny foreskin UNCUT that magnets many priests

...
You could serve up placenta shakes to go with your foreskin burgers. That should feed another few millions.

judgefloro
10-27-2007, 01:26 AM
You could serve up placenta shakes to go with your foreskin burgers. That should feed another few millions.

Happy Halloween to all of yeah!

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we have columbariums, crematories and ...

Vignettes or tidbits of fun from the elves:

You could serve up placenta shakes to go with your foreskin burgers. That should feed another few millions.

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On September 7, 2007, The Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego agreed to pay $198.1 million to settle 144 claims of sexual abuse by clergy, the 2nd-largest payment by a diocese, terminating 4 years of settlement talks in state and federal courts. In the largest sex scandal payment, the Los Angeles Archdiocese settled 508 cases for $660 million in July, for 172 abuse claimants, while the lowest is Diocese of Tucson, Arizona, 2005, with $22 million for 50 victims. Sex abuse by Roman Catholic priests did cost the U.S. church $2.3 billion since 1950.

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Philippine mythology and folklore include a collection of tales and superstitions about magical creatures and entities. Some Filipinos, even though heavily Westernized and Christianized, still believe in such entities. The prevalence of belief in the figures of Philippine mythology is strong in the provinces.

Because the country has many islands and is inhabited by different ethnic groups, Philippine mythology and superstitions are very diverse. However, certain similarities exist among these groups, such as the belief in Heaven (kaluwalhatian, kalangitan), Hell (impiyerno, kasanaan), and the human soul (kaluluwa).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_mythology


Do you believe in ghosts for this Halloween and do you belong to the 1 of 3?
I do

AP Poll: 1 in 3 Americans Believe in Ghosts -- And That's Not All

WASHINGTON It was bad enough when the TV and lights inexplicably flicked on at night, Misty Conrad says. When her daughter began talking to an unseen girl named Nicole and neighbors said children had been murdered in the house, it was time to move.

Put Conrad, a homemaker from Hampton, Va., firmly in the camp of the 34 percent of people who say they believe in ghosts, according to a pre-Halloween poll by The Associated Press and Ipsos. That's the same proportion who believe in unidentified flying objects - exceeding the 19 percent who accept the existence of spells or witchcraft.

Forty-eight percent believe in extrasensory perception, or ESP. But nearly half of you knew we were about to tell you that, right?

Conrad, now 40, lived in Syracuse, Ind., when her family was scared from the house they rented.

"It kind of creeped you out," she recalled this week. "I needed to get us out."

To put the roughly one-third who believe in ghosts and UFOs in perspective, it's about the same as, in recent AP-Ipsos polls, the 36 percent who said they are baseball fans; the 37 percent who said the U.S. made the right decision to invade Iraq; and the 31 percent who approve of the job President Bush is doing.



Those who dismissed the existence of ghosts include Morris Swadener, 66, a Navy retiree from Kingston, Wash.

He says he shot one with his rifle when he was a child.

"I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a white ghost in my closet," he said. "I discovered I'd put a hole in my brand new white shirt. My mother and father were not amused."

Three in 10 have awakened sensing a strange presence in the room. For whatever it says about matrimony, singles are more likely than married people to say so.

Fourteen percent - mostly men and lower-income people - say they have seen a UFO. Among them is Danny Eskanos, 44, an attorney in Palm Harbor, Fla., who says as a Colorado teenager he watched a bright light dart across the sky, making abrupt stops and turns.

"I knew a little about airplanes and helicopters, and it was not that," he said. "It's one of those things that sticks in your mind."

Spells and witchcraft are more readily believed by urban dwellers, minorities and lower-earning people. Those who find credibility in ESP are more likely to be better educated and white - 51 percent of college graduates compared to 37 percent with a high school diploma or less, about the same proportion by which white believers outnumber minorities.

Overall, the 48 percent who accept ESP is less than the 66 percent who gave that answer to a similar 1996 Newsweek question.

One in five say they are at least somewhat superstitious, with young men, minorities, and the less educated more likely to go out of their way to seek luck. Twenty-six percent of urban residents - twice the rate of those from rural areas - said they are superstitious, while single men were more superstitious than unmarried women, 31 percent to 17 percent.

The most admitted-to superstition, by 17 percent, was finding a four-leaf clover. Thirteen percent dread walking under a ladder or the groom seeing his bride before their wedding, while slightly smaller numbers named black cats, breaking mirrors, opening umbrellas indoors, Friday the 13th or the number 13.

Generally, women were more superstitious than men about four-leaf clovers, breaking mirrors or grooms prematurely seeing brides. Democrats were more superstitious than Republicans over opening umbrellas indoors, while liberals were more superstitious than conservatives over four-leaf clovers, grooms seeing brides and umbrellas.

Then there's Jack Van Geldern, a computer programmer from Riverside, Conn. Now 51, Van Geldern is among the five percent who say they have seen a monster in the closet - or in his case, a monster's face he spotted on the wall of his room as a child.

"It was so terrifying I couldn't move," he said. "Needless to say I survived the event and never saw it again."

The poll, conducted Oct. 16-18, involved telephone interviews with 1,013 adults and had a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003663683



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LUIS, Armand and Angel

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http://florentinofloro3.blogspot.com/


http://florentinofloro2.blogspot.com/

Please have TIME to view these since it is part of my painful case.

Raife
10-27-2007, 01:57 AM
LUIS, Armand and Angel

http://florentinofloro4.blogspot.com/


http://florentinofloro3.blogspot.com/


http://florentinofloro2.blogspot.com/

Please have TIME to view these since it is part of my painful case.

I like the collection of spam images people have replied with.

Gordon Cameron
10-27-2007, 02:20 AM
happy halloween

McGraw McGraw
10-27-2007, 03:43 PM
This has to be the most zen thread that I have ever read. Who knew that word salad was so cathartic (knowing of course that this isn't exactly word salad)?

Aeon221
10-27-2007, 08:44 PM
If this guy gets to stick around, can't we bring back some of the other loons?

Brian Rucker
10-28-2007, 07:54 AM
This is the only thing that makes sense to me. Someone's having big fun with us. Someone Discordian. Which is fun for us too, evidently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dischordian

Rollory
10-28-2007, 01:03 PM
A Kibologist is more likely. Kibo attained omniscience and thus godhood by virtue of grepping his newsfeed for his own name. I think the parallels are clear.

judgefloro
10-30-2007, 12:29 AM
Also the fact that he registered in 2006 and actually comes back is 100% awesome.

Hey happy halloween and thanks for letting me be part of you even though I learn little of computer just a year ago. Edit my posts if too long please, I know, some of you are busy to read long post.

But here in Philippines our Internet was badly damaged due to Taiwan quake last December so I had to paste the entire reports not just the URL.

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I just ate this, coz we Filipinos live in a land of fruits and nuts, where Phililistines roam around with brains empty almost yet filled with coco juice, we are fond of cute mad blue crabs hence many here do have crab mentalities going to USA to be watchers and catchers of illegal immigrant Pinoys.

Anyway our world is really an imperfect one of Fools and Idiots but like most pedo priests who paid $ 2 billion in the archdioceses of san diego and LA just to swallow the UNCUT foreskins which cause AIDs, yet if pruned would be able to feed millions of hungry Pinoys here and I will build and UNCUT McDo burger station... just sayin to make you laugh at our culture

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Anton Stewart and Lisa Stewart celebrate Samhain, the Wiccan equivalent of Halloween. Anton is a priest, and Lisa is a high priestess who has been practicing Wicca for 22 years.Times Herald-Record/KEN BIZZIGOTTI


In the Spirit: Nothing wicked about Wicca

Ancient practices cast modern spell

By Sandy Tomcho (javascript:NewWindow(500,550,'/apps/pbcs.dll/personalia?ID=55',0))


Times Herald-Record
October 29, 2007
New Paltz — When it comes to religions, Wicca is perhaps the most misunderstood.
The confusion actually begins by classifying Wicca as a religion, which it is not. Its reputation is also tainted by how it's portrayed in mainstream media.
Yes, people who practice Wicca are called witches, and they say incantations. But there's no flying around on broomsticks, no pointy black hats and no charmed sister witches like on the WB's "Charmed." Sorry for the disappointment.
The belief system of Wicca or the basis of Wicca — understanding the basics of the moon and the stars, how the earth works and the cycles of nature — has been around since primitive man.
It's modern man, however, who has a hard time with it.
"Every Catholic is Christian, but not every Christian is Catholic," says 43-year-old high priestess Lisa Stewart.
"So, every Wiccan is indeed pagan, but not every pagan is Wiccan because paganism basically means a polytheistic, earth-based religion. Wiccans believe in a specific god and goddess."
Stewart has been practicing Wicca for 22 years and owns The Awareness Shop in New Paltz. She and her fellow Wiccans are preparing for their Sabbat (Sabbath) which falls on Oct. 31, which non-Wiccans refer to as Halloween.
Just like Catholics have Christmas and Easter, and Jews have Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur, Wiccans also have High Holy Days.
"Samhain (pronounced sow-en) is our highest holy day. It is a night to honor the ancestors and those whose blood is part of your blood, or even people who are very close to you that passed away who you're not even related to," Stewart says. "Samhain starts a time of introspection."
Wiccans also believe that the veil between both worlds is at its thinnest on this night, so it's common for them to invite their ancestors to what's called a Dumb Supper and set a place for them at the dinner table to honor them.
It's considered a very somber time, Stewart says, because in ancient times people were deciding what animals would be made into food for the winter and which ones would be taken care of.
They had to decide between breeding stock and which would be harvested, which is why Samhain is referred to as the last harvest festival or the last harvest day.
The bad reputation that comes along with this night originates with the god of animals — Cernunnous or Hurn — who has horns or antlers, depending on the depiction. For hundreds of years, some people have compared this god to what Christians refer to as Satan, resulting in Wicca's bad rap.
"Satan is a Christian deity. He doesn't exist in our pantheon," Stewart says. "The horned-god, or the goat-footed god, is one of our most revered fathers. He's protector of the animals and what gives us our strength. So, of course, he had to be made bad, or how could Christians convert people? It was probably most prolific during the burning times (witch trials)."
Stewart acknowledges the skepticism surrounding Wicca. "This is considered a mystery religion," Stewart says. "And the only way to really find out about it is to dedicate yourself."
"In the Spirit" is the Times Herald-Record's weekly religion and spirituality feature. If you have any ideas, please e-mail Regional Editor Kristina Wells at kwells@th-record.com.

judgefloro
10-30-2007, 12:35 AM
This is the only thing that makes sense to me. Someone's having big fun with us. Someone Discordian. Which is fun for us too, evidently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dischordian

Oh, you touch my WikiPedian heart I was addicted to this spending 10 hours daily just to race against other users. Yes fun

but seems all things there are all alike

unlike my case and story which is


SOMETHING DIFFERENT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Florentino_floro

open these links and this is my LIFE

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A witch explains Halloween

By Louise Continelli NEWS STAFF REPORTER
Updated: 10/28/07 7:59 AM

On Halloween, real witches may come out of the broom closet.
“We do not seek converts but ask that each person honor the divine in the manner that seems best for him,” says Cecylyna Dewr, founder of Pagan Pride Day, which took place not long ago in the Town of Tonawanda and scores of other towns and cities, including Elmira, Rochester, Syracuse and Toronto.
Buffalo Niagara Pagan Pride Day attracted scores of attendees, resulting in many donations to the Western New York Food Bank.
Pagans celebrate what’s considered to be Witches New Year on Oct. 31, when it’s believed “the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is thin and that spirits can pass through easily,” says Chelsea S. Kelm, Buffalo Niagara Pagan Pride Day coordinator. In her working life, she’s a Buffalo customer service representative and looks corporate-chic wearing a pin-stripe pantsuit — in black.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2007/10/29/toil__trouble/
Toil & trouble

A local author digs up common ground with her ancestor, witch trial judge Samuel Sewall

By David Mehegan, Globe Staff | October 29, 2007
We look back today on the Salem witchcraft trials with a mixture of horror and fascination - those awful Puritans! But how would you feel toward the judges who sent innocent people to the gallows in 1692 if one of them was a relative?

Brookline writer Eve LaPlante faced that question when she set about writing "Salem Witch Judge," the new biography of her ancestor, Judge Samuel Sewall of Boston. What she found surprised her.
"He was very much the way I think of myself and my friends," LaPlante said. "He was very human and understandable, in a certain way ordinary, and I can understand his motivations."
Today the witch is a figure of fun on Halloween, in her black dress and pointy hat, with a big nose and a wart, zipping across the moon on a broomstick. But to the Puritans, the agents of Satan were not harmless imaginary figures - they were as real as terrorists. Untold thousands of people accused of witchcraft were burned and hanged in Europe.
To the people in colonial Massachusetts, fearful of the great wilderness, the French, and the devil, the suspicion that disliked neighbors were witches in disguise, out to destroy the community, was perfectly reasonable. When the accusations began in January 1692, a special court of nine prominent judges was impaneled, and 40-year-old Samuel Sewall of Boston was named to it. Some members of the court, including William Stoughton and John Hathorne (one of whose descendents, novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne, wrote "The Scarlet Letter"), were disposed to believe any accusation, on the flimsiest of evidence. Nineteen people were hanged, and one was pressed to death. The reign of terror went on for months, and the jails were filled with the accused and convicted. Finally, in September, Governor William Phips shut down the court and ordered prisoners released - after his wife was accused.
Eve LaPlante, 49, never expected to explore this history. After her parents' divorce when she was 3, she grew up in Brookline (on land once owned by Sewall) with her mother, Virginia LaPlante, an editor with Harvard University Press. As a child she heard stories about her colonial ancestors from her Aunt Charlotte, an enthusiastic family historian and Provincetown innkeeper. However, the stories did not excite LaPlante's pride in her forebears.
"I was really horrified by these people - Anne Hutchinson, Samuel Sewall, Simon Bradstreet, John Cotton," she said during an interview near Sewall's tomb in Boston's Old Granary Burying Ground. "They sounded creepy. One was a heretic. One was a judge who hanged people. I thought, Why would anyone want to be associated with these people?"
She majored in Irish poetry and music performance at Princeton, graduating in 1980. She taught for a year at a New Hampshire private school, then taught literature at an international school in Rome in 1984. She taught part-time at Brookline High School in the late 1980s. After she was married in 1990 she mostly combined freelance writing with raising her four children.

Adree
10-30-2007, 12:56 AM
i love you

judgefloro
10-30-2007, 01:05 AM
i love you

Come to the Philippines, beautiful country....

judgefloro
11-27-2007, 02:32 AM
they do have UFO's as they are really angels or aliens with space ships

http://judgefloro.blogs.friendster.com/luis_armand_angel_judge_f/

Judge Florentino V. Floro: July 20, 1999 - April 7, 2006 - Longest Preventive Suspension, the "LIVING CURSE"


http://profiles.friendster.com/54505210

More bizarre was the dismissal of Judge Florentino Floro of the Philippines whose downfall was brought about as a result of healing sessions he conducted in his his chambers with 3 mystic dwarves -
Armand, Luis and Angel. These three short gentlemen had remarkable powers including, according to the former judge, the power to allow him to write judgments while in a trance and to be in two places at once.



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Closing remarks to the CQLA Conference 12 August 2007.doc

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The Angel of Death (Mortis Angelus / Angel de la Muerte)

Machfive
11-27-2007, 07:20 AM
Can we give this guy his "Best VM ever" award now, or do we have to wait for the Vee Emmies?

Warning
11-27-2007, 08:08 AM
but I only burn courts and inflict cancers and strokes to thieves

I do not invade iraq
Awesome.

MyNameIsWill
11-28-2007, 12:55 PM
Craziness.

Brian Rucker
11-28-2007, 01:04 PM
I'm glad he likes us...

He does like us right?

judgefloro
03-20-2008, 06:15 AM
I'm glad he likes us...

He does like us right?

In my damn experience with 140 forums since April 2006, I never got angry or mad at witches, wiccans, weirdos, and their partners in world crimes versus insanity and sanity;

take for example this

http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=61140&page=12

When I was studying a psychology subject (Ateneo de Manila, 1978), I found that therapy is the best to unwind a wet brain;

I found all sorts of bitter languages in blogs, forums and internet posts;

But I hated only 2 words:

Crab mentality

of my very own Filipino Wikipedia editors; I cannot stomach how these Philippine crabs can go to Mass and at the same time, do evil ...

For this reason, I love many skeptics, agnostics, atheists, wiccan and same kinds of interesting but QUITE FUNNY forums ...

From the bottom of my and the 3 elves hearts, I salute all of you who were part of our damn lives ... I am sincere and I express disgust to all my Filipino Wikipedia editors who eat, dine and devour crabs ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Florentino_floro

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NB

Please read my master thesis on Scientology here
http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=61140&page=12

Machfive
03-20-2008, 06:28 AM
Please read my master thesis on Scientology here
http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=61140&page=12

Has anyone read this yet? The potential awesome in that sentence alone is mind-boggling.

Erich
03-20-2008, 06:31 AM
Sadly it is only cut and pasted from the Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology).

WarrenM
03-20-2008, 06:45 AM
I haven't read a word the man has written but he is fucking awesome. He stays.

Mike O'Malley
03-20-2008, 07:19 AM
judgefloro is the new Koontz, only without the interactivity.

Adree
03-20-2008, 10:15 AM
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Mike O'Malley
03-20-2008, 11:58 AM
You know you can scale images, right?

Andrew Mayer
03-20-2008, 02:56 PM
You know you can scale images, right?

Now that you mention it, it could be bigger...

Funkula
03-20-2008, 04:03 PM
I am so glad our friend judgefloro has returned. I'm sure he must be ramblin on now, free as a bird, etc., but the fact that he dropped in has just brightened my day.

judgefloro
03-21-2008, 01:25 AM
Mike O'Malley

Reply: There are lots of famous or successful writers who raked money. But they write from their own imagination, unguided by spirits. Minds of men are FINITE, but angelic or elfin TRANCE infusion of wisdom originated from (billions of years of galactic wars) experience of these holy, triune guides.


Dean Ray Koontz (born July 9, 1945 in Everett, Pennsylvania) is an American writer. His many successful novels that could broadly be described as suspense thrillers, but which also frequently incorporate elements of horror, science fiction, mystery, and satire. Also, Charles de Lint (born December 22, 1951) is a Canadian fantasy author and Celtic folk musician. It is often said that, along with Terri Windling, he established the genre of mythic fiction which falls somewhere between fantasy literature, and mainstream fiction with a magical realist bent.

In deLintiad - Spiritwalk - Judge Florentino Floro
http://com5.runboard.com/bdelintiad.f16.t11181%7Coffset=10
These guys read my story too.

But I tell yeah: When I studied at the Ateneo de Manila, 1971-74 and 1978-198, the Jesuits never taught us about spirits and dwarves. I read only one novel, which was assigned to us: As I lay dying by William Faulkner; as a very slow reader, I read it for 30 days. I was often criticized in more than 20 forums of writing spam, since they said that Filipino grammar and spelling are bad, while mine is perfect; Well, as judge and lawyer, I was trained to be a perfect liar and hypocrite; and so I cursed these professions of loony tunes which calling is loopy; as I repeatedly said: nobody since 1995 ever made a world record of 28 pages 46,000 views and 1,345 replies in any forum; yes, dwarves exist and LUIS is the king of kings ... my writings do have secret codes therein like Egyptian hieroglyphs
http://www.rushmessageboard.com/cpmb/index.php?showtopic=2112&st=1300&start=1300

Talisker
03-21-2008, 02:06 AM
nobody since 1995 ever made a world record of 28 pages 46,000 views and 1,345 replies in any forum;
Judge Floro -- while that's a very successful thread, I hate to break it to you, we have several here that are much longer. Such as:

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=33396
78 pages, 84,064 views, 2,315 replies

However, your input on the issues raised in the thread would be much appreciated, if you wouldn't mind giving it a quick skim and posting any thoughts therein.