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Rob_Merritt
08-17-2007, 09:06 PM
I think its all in Russian but as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.

http://guslik.mylj.ru/42966.html

Raife
08-17-2007, 09:23 PM
A Russian bride for extarbags.

Houngan
08-17-2007, 10:22 PM
I made it to the thong shot, then had to quit. A winner is you!

H.

Athryn
08-17-2007, 10:22 PM
That guy is pretty odd looking but the back tattoo is pretty damn cool, imo.

Unicorn McGriddle
08-17-2007, 10:41 PM
Didn't we just have a thread on kewpie dolls?

Wholly Schmidt
08-17-2007, 11:08 PM
Are you paraphrasing Stewart's episode of Extras? I'm going to go ahead and laugh, assuming you are, because I still laugh when I think of that.

Unicorn McGriddle
08-17-2007, 11:31 PM
Of course I am. I'm a James Bond-type figure, and I have to rescue these prisoners from a prison camp, but they're all women, and their clothes have all rotted away, you see...

Jackstar
08-17-2007, 11:41 PM
I honestly have no idea what I'm looking at there. Good thing I won't have to ever again.

MatthewF
08-17-2007, 11:47 PM
That guy is pretty odd looking but the back tattoo is pretty damn cool, imo.

I like biotech tattoos but that one is a little too colorful and simple for my tastes.

Skipper
08-18-2007, 05:40 AM
My retinas, they are burning. Damn you Rob Merritt. I'll be forever haunted by those images.

Midnight Son
08-18-2007, 05:47 AM
W.T.F.?

tromik
08-18-2007, 08:02 AM
I love the pic where he's showing off the tatoo on his back. The other dude looks like he's asking me "Do you see this!? This is craaaazy!"

Dean
08-18-2007, 08:50 AM
In Russia tattoo has you!

LionelThompson
08-18-2007, 04:47 PM
I guess when you have fangs and spine plates, nobody notices the world's smallest marble bag.

FIDGAF
08-20-2007, 04:47 AM
That's just... Disturbing.

CastOutDevil
08-20-2007, 08:48 AM
Is that the Russian version of Deliverance? Crazed, androgynous body builder and skinny sidekick terrorize innocent tourists on a white water rafting adventure?

Leah C
08-20-2007, 09:46 AM
In case anyone was wondering...

Me: please make this make sense :( http://guslik.mylj.ru/42966.html
Russian Pal: k hold on
Me: i am sorry for what it does to your eyes
Me: and your soul
Russian Pal: ok hold on reading
Russian Pal: hahah so these guys were at the beach, and a friend of theirs comes from the car and says "You guys, I saw THE DEVIL. He's coming to the beach now and you'll just DIE."
Russian Pal: He shows up with some guy they know
Russian Pal: THeir friend explains that the guy is just a regular guy, straight, has a wife, and is looking for a second one
Russian Pal: Second one must have big tits
Me: hahaha wtf
Russian Pal: His eyebrows and eyeliner are tattooed on
Russian Pal: He had botox injection in the lips and was wearing glitter lip gloss
Russian Pal: They're then just talking about his big muscles and how intimidating they are
Me: yeah he is huge up top
Me: it makes his penis look small :x
Russian Pal: Yeah they finished with saying that his weenus is tiny
Me: haha
Me: YAY THANKS
Me: wait so the devil guy is married? and just a normal dude that got weird and fancy?
Russian Pal: he has a live in girlfriend
Russian Pal: and he got weird and fancy for sexual kink
Russian Pal: and he's looking for another lady friend to join him and his ladyfriend

SpoofyChop
08-20-2007, 10:25 AM
I guess if your face looks like that your best bet is to be so intimidating that nobody is even going to think of making fun of you in person. (Cyber-mockery from half a world away is harder to prevent with muscles.)

Rimbo
08-20-2007, 10:55 AM
Dear Rob_Merritt:

Thank you for posting something so horrific that Silent Kimbly will seem easy on the eyes by comparison.

--Rimbo

Raife
08-20-2007, 03:35 PM
Dear Rob_Merritt:

Thank you for posting something so horrific that Silent Kimbly will seem easy on the eyes by comparison.

You wish, Rims.

Rimbo
08-20-2007, 03:38 PM
trust me; I read Silent Kimbly 3 times a week