Lesbian rampage!

[Lurb]

Not what you expected, just some pure Fox "News" comedy gold:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT1zjs0y6Z4

Some details here:
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

The "this is errmm a lower socio-economic crew" thing just tops it. Not only there's a huge national network of violent lesbian gangs armed with pink weaponry, but they are POOR on top! the horror!

[Stroker Ace]

I never thought of this," said the host of the 'no-spin zone'. "It makes sense that, if you had lawless gay people, they would do this kind of thing. You associate homosexuality more with a social movement, not a criminal movement. But you're saying this is all over the country, detective?"http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/thumb/7/73/Roflcopter.gif/200px-Roflcopter.gif

[Lum]

Lesbians Gone Wild!

[Lizard_King]

Sgt. Brett Parson, a member and former commander of the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department's Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit, also questioned Wheeler's numbers. "We have 150 to 175 total gangs in the D.C. area, and out of those only nine where the predominance of members are female," he said. "You simply can't make the jump that they are lesbians. I think it is fair to talk about violence and female gangs. But to sensationalize or marginalize a community by making a statement like that seems irresponsible."

Yah, sure pal. I smell a cover up. When will the epidemic of lesbian crime be halted? Won't anyone think of the children?

[Enidigm]

A lesbian gang turned me into a newt!

[Njal]

Did you get better?

[Ed Solomon]

Hey you naysayers, when you guys run into the Lizzies at Union Square, you're going to be singing a different tune.

[Houngan]

First they came for my haircut, but I had stopped wearing a mullet, so I said nothing.

Then they came for my boots, but I was wearing sandals, so I said nothing.

Next they came for my flannel shirts, but it was kinda warm out, so I said nothing.

When they finally came for my girlfriend, there was no one left to speak out.

Let's not let the lesbocaust happen again, people.

H.

[Jason McCullough]

Well, I guess it's better than it's a crank talk show host on fox than FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover going on about the civil rights movement back in the 1960s. Still, Jesus, it's the 21st century, people.

[mystery]

I wonder if the Lesbian gangs get more or less angry when you say things like: "Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me to go around!"

[Raife]

I wonder if the Lesbian gangs get more or less angry when you say things like: "Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me to go around!"

That was an Elhajj line, make of that what you will.

[unbongwah]

I wonder if the Lesbian gangs get more or less angry when you say things like: "Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me to go around!"
Depends: how hot do you look in a mini-skirt?

[Raife]

Also, this needs to be a video game like yesterday.

Edit: JA2 style.