The greatest trailer ever

[DavidKaye]

OK, it's not strictly a game, but it does sort of call itself one in the trailer so I'm allowing it.

http://www.3dmailbox.com/trailer/index.html

Make sure you watch the video.

[Skipper]

I'm not quite sure what that was. I have a sudden urge to read my email. And swim at the pool. Email ... serious business.

[DavidKaye]

Every line in that trailer is golden. My current favorite is: "One name spells entertainment... one name spells excitement... one name spells email, and that name is... 3D Mailbox". Genius.

[David Hellman]

Why all the obesity?

Did you guys notice that girl on the beach chair... her legs were so long, her fingertips barely dangled down around her hips. HOT.

EDIT: Ohh, the fat guys represent spam. Okay.

[bigdruid]

EDIT: Ohh, the fat guys represent spam. Okay.
You can tell by the subtle "SPAM" tattoo'd on their chests. :)

[nKoan]

Have your spam eaten by sharks.

[Kunikos]

I'm waiting for the nude hack.

[David Hellman]

I bet somebody thinks this is going to make him rich. I've worked for people who are that clueless.

[Demon G Sides]

Have your spam eaten by sharks.

I thought that was funny too.

[DavidKaye]

Hang out with your mail poolside!

[tromik]

I'm waiting for the nude hack.
Where is the change position button?

[ElGuapo]

So you log into your POP3 email and hot videogame girls in bikinis come up to you representing the email your Mom sent you with the attachment of the picture of the gall stone they removed from your Dad. And "Gain 3+ inches" emails are represented by fat guys walking around, which is 90%+ of the email you get anyway. So you see a pool full of fat guys.

Now THAT is a concept born in a drunken stupor at an Applebees one night.

[DavidKaye]

Actually, the fat spam guys are not allowed poolside. They go to the beach to await being eaten by sharks.

If it can't decide whether a mail is good or spam, it gets sent to the ice rink where it "chills until you decide".

[tromik]

So you log into your POP3 email and hot videogame girls in bikinis come up to you representing the email your Mom sent you with the attachment of the picture of the gall stone they removed from your Dad.
ElGuapo's e-mail is worse than mine! And I don't even have a hottub!

[ElGuapo]

That was a witty, spontaneous example. I don't know if my Dad has gall stones. What's a gall stone exactly? Is that in your bladder?

[SpoofyChop]

<flowers>
No man...a gallstone is what develops in your colon when you hang around in hot tubs with slutty chicks too much of the time. The water, the chlorine, the passion, the utter meaninglessness of it all...it just sort of congeals up in there and forms a perfect sphere of gall that has to be surgically removed from your body because it's too large to pass through your perfectly clenched sphincter.
</flowers>

[tromik]

forms a perfect sphere of gall that has to be surgically removed from your body because it's too large to pass through your perfectly clenched sphincter.
Whoops. Nice slip.

[Andrew Mayer]

That was a witty, spontaneous example. I don't know if my Dad has gall stones. What's a gall stone exactly? Is that in your bladder?

Your Gall Bladder.
My buddy ended up having his entire one removed and the pulled out a stone the size of a golf ball.
Gary Whitta probably thinks this is cosmic justice.

[DavidKaye]

Hey, the 3D Mailbox guy joined QT3! He just private messaged me:

Thanks a lot for mentioning 3D Mailbox on the Quarter to Three forum today.

I'm also glad you liked the trailer so much. If the product doesn't work out, I can always do trailers for a living, I suppose

If you have registered, send me an email to [deleted] and I'll upgrade you at no charge to premium.

Thanks again.

Robert Savage
3D Mailbox

Mr Savage, I salute you.

[XPav]

I want my email to look like this:

http://www.pavloff.net/entityfanny.jpg

[Demon G Sides]

Hey, the 3D Mailbox guy joined QT3! He just private messaged me:



Mr Savage, I salute you.

Hell, free upgrade to something premium?

Why the hell not?

[Lee Johnson]

<flowers>
No man...a gallstone is what develops in your colon when you hang around in hot tubs with slutty chicks too much of the time. The water, the chlorine, the passion, the utter meaninglessness of it all...it just sort of congeals up in there and forms a perfect sphere of gall that has to be surgically removed from your body because it's too large to pass through your perfectly clenched sphincter.
</flowers>
Um... no.

I had gallstones a few years ago. The pain is excruciating. The surgery to remove my gallbladder, and the subsequent convalescence, was a piece of cake next to the night I spent at the hospital while I was passing a stone, puking my guts out from the pain. Thank God I don't have to worry about that anymore. :(

[SpoofyChop]

Man you guys really aren't down with the flowers tags.

[Aszurom]

BEST TRAILER EVAR!!1!

http://www.kenrabey.co.uk/images/trailer.jpg

[chet]

The installer wants to modify IE. You can add objects etc while the browser is active, so this is something else. And the answer is no. no you may not modify ie. Bye bye.

[TomChick]

Chet, you don't understand. You can hang out with your mail poolside.

-Tom

[Demon G Sides]

And if you mention them on another site? Free Premium Account.

[mystery]

Um... no.

I had gallstones a few years ago. The pain is excruciating. The surgery to remove my gallbladder, and the subsequent convalescence, was a piece of cake next to the night I spent at the hospital while I was passing a stone, puking my guts out from the pain. Thank God I don't have to worry about that anymore. :(

My wife had hers out just months before they started the procedure for removal whereby they go up through an opening in your bellybutton. Instead, she's got a large scar vertically on her stomach with cross-scars where the staples went while it was healing.

I've called her my football wife for years, now. I'm sure she'll bring that up in the divorce proceedings.

[Lee Johnson]

My wife had hers out just months before they started the procedure for removal whereby they go up through an opening in your bellybutton. Instead, she's got a large scar vertically on her stomach with cross-scars where the staples went while it was healing.

I've called her my football wife for years, now. I'm sure she'll bring that up in the divorce proceedings.Yeah, mine was done with a scope and three small incisions. I went in on a Friday morning, went home before dinner time, and was back to work the following Tuesday. The general anesthetic took more out of me than the actual surgery did. Pre-operation, I read that there is a 10% chance that they'll find complications that require them to open you up, like the good ol' days. I'm glad that didn't happen.

I tried to think of a relevant connection between gallbladders and 3D Mailbox, but my imagination wasn't equal to the task. :P

[Keith]

When I saw this title, I thought it was going to be a link to this (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/21256.html).

[Nellie]

It's an... interesting concept I suppose, but I can't see why I'd want it. Then again I turned down the chance to go halfs on a site selling ringtones because nobody would be that stupid to pay for a shit midi file right?

daedalus3 has an upgrade to the premium version maybe he can let us know whether it does indeed turn email into the most exciting thingy ever.

[DavidKaye]

When I saw this title, I thought it was going to be a link to this (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/21256.html).

But where are the anomalies, artefacts and mutant zombies?

[DavidKaye]

It's an... interesting concept I suppose, but I can't see why I'd want it. Then again I turned down the chance to go halfs on a site selling ringtones because nobody would be that stupid to pay for a shit midi file right?

daedalus3 has an upgrade to the premium version maybe he can let us know whether it does indeed turn email into the most exciting thingy ever.

I haven't actually downloaded it. I'm not sure I'm ready to experience my email in the third dimension yet.

[Skipper]

When I saw this title, I thought it was going to be a link to this (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/21256.html).

Jesus that's a nice trailer. That could be for a movie as easily as the game.

[DavidKaye]

Jesus that's a nice trailer. That could be for a movie as easily as the game.

Just like 3D Mailbox! An epic story of love in the time of spam and sharks.