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Midnight Son
06-14-2007, 06:02 AM
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/070613/K061304AU.html



DELCAMBRE, La. (AP) - It soon will be a crime in this Cajun-country town to let the waistband of your pants sag too low in public.

Mayor Carol Broussard has said he will sign an ordinance the town council approved this week setting penalties of up to six months in jail and a $500 fine for being caught in pants that show undergarments or certain parts of the body.

Broussard said he has nothing against saggy pants but thinks people who wear them should use discretion. "It's gotten way out of hand out here," he said.

Albert Roy, the councilman who introduced the ordinance, said he thought the fine was a little steep and should be more in the $25 range, but he still favoured the measure.
"I don't know if it will do any good, but it won't hurt," Roy said. "It's obvious, and anybody with common sense can see your parts when you wear sagging pants."

Broussard's advice for people who like their pants to hang low: "Just wear it properly. Cover your vital parts. I mean, if you expose your private parts, you'll get a fine. If you walk up and your pants drop, you get a fine. They're better off taking the pants off and just wearing a dress."

This is great! Think of all the people who won't have to walk like they dumped a load in their drawers anymore!

(Let's all help out! Donate a belt to a teenager today!)

EvilIdler
06-14-2007, 12:13 PM
Wonderful, America. Come to Scandinavia, have a heart-attack from our ads, now with added nipples!

Flowers
06-14-2007, 12:19 PM
Teenagers should pass a tax on looking like a fucking asshole because you refuse to update your wardrobe. If low slung pants are out, then hiked up pants are out, far is fair. I don't want to see slacks up to some old guy's low slung manboobs, and I especially don't want to see his garbage parts pressing against the well worn fabric of the pant leg that corresponds to the hand he's been using to masturbate since the last time people other than presidential historians got Millard Fillmore jokes.

Midnight Son
06-14-2007, 12:41 PM
You sir, are no Koontz. Keep trying, though!

MatthewF
06-14-2007, 03:16 PM
I'm passing a law banning stupid politicians from passing stupid laws.