Creepy French safe sex ads

[ElGuapo]

Have you guys seen these?

The image is NSFW. Interesting message, and very interesting art direction.

Anti AIDS poster (http://62.233.33.215/0/02/11/62/news/french-aids-posters.jpg)

[secretary]

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I've been around the internet. I've seen Goatse, I've seen Tubgirl. And I'm going to see that spider every time I close my eyes.

[Charles]

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hot

[WarrenM]

Effective and awesome. I wish this sort of thing could be run in America without Jesus getting offended.

[BobJustBob]

Very old. But you probably needed to see these, Mr. Hot Tub, so I forgive you.

[JMR]

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I've been around the internet. I've seen Goatse, I've seen Tubgirl. And I'm going to see that spider every time I close my eyes.
Have you seen lemonparty?

[Glenn]

Have you seen lemonparty?I, for one, have never seen lemonparty. I like the idea that there is still something out there on the internet that I am afraid of; it's like how you know you're out in the wilderness if there are animals around that can eat you.

[Union Carbide]

How about meatspin.gif?

[Glenn]

Now you're just making shit up.

[EvilIdler]

it's like how you know you're out in the wilderness if there are animals around that can eat you.
No, it's not. Wild animals merely tear you slowly apart and eat you, and you're
likely to go mercifully unconscious.

The scorpion was hawt.

[Skipper]

*plays the "I'd hit that game"*

I'd hit that scorpion in ...5 beers. Wait, wait, are the lights on? Okay then 4.

[ElGuapo]

Guys . . . put your coffees down. And finish that bite of lunch.

I want you read this carefully. I want you to imagine what a giant scorpion's exoskeleton feels like. Tap on it and it sounds hollow. It has little bumps and ridges and spikey hairs coming off of it. Joints and flex areas in the armor. Now imagine your bare skin on that. As you are crawling up on it it sinks into the mattress under your weigh like a hollow car door. And then I want you to imagine PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN IT. Until it stabs you in the back with it's giant burning poison stinger.

Can we back the hell up from the "I'd hit it" talk? Holy barf.

[Robert Sharp]

Guys . . . put your coffees down. And finish that bite of lunch.

I want you read this carefully. I want you to imagine what a giant scorpion's exoskeleton feels like. Tap on it and it sounds hollow. It has little bumps and ridges and spikey hairs coming off of it. Joints and flex areas in the armor. Now imagine your bare skin on that. As you are crawling up on it it sinks into the mattress under your weigh like a hollow car door. And then I want you to imagine PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN IT. Until it stabs you in the back with it's giant burning poison stinger.

Can we back the hell up from the "I'd hit it" talk? Holy barf.

If you're trying to turn me on...it's working.

[ElGuapo]

Um, on second thought that post may make it look like I thought about that too much. Hahahahah.

Did I just write scorpion porn? Ah well. Too late to delete it and just type "Gross".

[Ben Sones]

Scorpion porn is pretty tame if you've been an Internet use for longer than, say, fifteen minutes.

[WarrenM]

I want you read this carefully. I want you to imagine what a giant scorpion's exoskeleton feels like. Tap on it and it sounds hollow. It has little bumps and ridges and spikey hairs coming off of it. Joints and flex areas in the armor. Now imagine your bare skin on that. As you are crawling up on it it sinks into the mattress under your weigh like a hollow car door. And then I want you to imagine PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN IT. Until it stabs you in the back with it's giant burning poison stinger.

Can we back the hell up from the "I'd hit it" talk? Holy barf.
Have you suddenly become discerning? What if the scorpion was in a hot tub?

[Skipper]

Guys . . . put your coffees down. And finish that bite of lunch.

I want you read this carefully. I want you to imagine what a giant scorpion's exoskeleton feels like. Tap on it and it sounds hollow. It has little bumps and ridges and spikey hairs coming off of it. Joints and flex areas in the armor. Now imagine your bare skin on that. As you are crawling up on it it sinks into the mattress under your weigh like a hollow car door. And then I want you to imagine PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN IT. Until it stabs you in the back with it's giant burning poison stinger.

Can we back the hell up from the "I'd hit it" talk? Holy barf.


Okay okay .... back to 5 beers then. Dude, the first rule of "I'd hit it" club is you do NOT add to the sense of danger for your buddies. Let them learn from experience. After all, they are your main souce of entertainment when you draw short straw and have to be designated driver for the evening.

[Supertanker]

The scorpioporn is an obvious photoshop, as the tail had to be flipped to reach that position.

[Balasarius]

Ancient history.

ElGaupo's_Internet_GeekCred--

[Ed Solomon]

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I've been around the internet. I've seen Goatse, I've seen Tubgirl. And I'm going to see that spider every time I close my eyes.
Ha, I've seen none of those! My Whitta-link Batman and Robin induced fear of all QT3 links has apparently saved me.

Now I just have to pretend that the disease is worse than the cure.

[BobJustBob]

There was a custom SOF2 map with a hidden tubgirl trap room. You're just crawling along in an air vent and suddenly you fall through the floor and the walls are tubgirl. There's no way out and you have to kill yourself, but you don't fear death any longer.

[Rimbo]

I want you read this carefully. I want you to imagine what a giant scorpion's exoskeleton feels like. Tap on it and it sounds hollow. It has little bumps and ridges and spikey hairs coming off of it. Joints and flex areas in the armor. Now imagine your bare skin on that. As you are crawling up on it it sinks into the mattress under your weigh like a hollow car door. And then I want you to imagine PUTTING YOUR PENIS IN IT. Until it stabs you in the back with it's giant burning poison stinger.

After reading this, I have a huge erection. And my thoughts wander to my tongue merging with those chitinous mandibles, as my soft flesh is skewered by the sharp point of its stinger. Passion erupts throughout my body as its poison numbs me. I am helpless for it to ravage, as its claws begin pulling the skin from my biceps, and mandibles grind into my flesh.

I think I need a cold shower now...

[SlyFrog]

The scorpion should really be doing the woman, what with the stinger and all.

[shift6]

I notice that both the non-humans are black. I guess wholesome white people can only get AIDS from those "dirty animals"; those people.

(this post is tongue in cheek. a little bit.)

[Matt Perkins]

There was a custom SOF2 map with a hidden tubgirl trap room. You're just crawling along in an air vent and suddenly you fall through the floor and the walls are tubgirl. There's no way out and you have to kill yourself, but you don't fear death any longer.
That's both hilarious and really scary.