1. You Lock The Target

[madkevin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/cathunter.gif

[Ben Sones]

http://www.odditorium.net/standcat.gif

[charmtrap]

Awesome macro.

I love that song. For industrial-pop music (a pretty desultory genre) Front 242 were brilliant.

[Kunikos]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m81/mattdkerr/Surprise-buttsecks.jpg

[Linoleum]

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com

[SwimmyPig]

I could watch those cats all day. Of course, now I'm feeling very tense...

[EvilIdler]

industrial-pop music
Electronic body music. They invented that term for their music to not be lumped
in with Ministry and such noisy bands :)

[tromik]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/tromik/cat5.jpg

[Union Carbide]

Electronic body music. They invented that term for their music to not be lumped
in with Ministry and such noisy bands :)
I like "Agitpop"

[nKoan]

Awesome.

I just bought (yet another pressing of) Front by Front the other day.

[tromik]

Where'd my cat go? Does picasa not like outside linking?

[Ben Sones]

Where'd my cat go?

He was never there for me.

[awdougherty]

Out of curiosity, where do people find these?

[tromik]

Now?
.,/

[nKoan]

Now?
.,/

Still a no go.

[tromik]

Fuck Picasa.

[Jason McCullough]

Where'd that Surprise Buttsex phrase come from originally, anyway? Jerkcity?

[Nellie]

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com
Fuck's sake start the do-do-dee-doodle-do.do-do whatever stuff. fuck teh cats the dark side is something or other.

[tromik]

Fuck's sake start the do-do-dee-doodle-do.do-do whatever stuff. fuck teh cats the dark side is something or other.
You're not making any sense, man!

[Wholly Schmidt]

Boy, animals strike curious poses.

[scharmers]

1. You puts the lotion in the basket

[Nellie]

You're not making any sense, man!
Story of my life?
Empire march or something. Enough cats, play teh music!!one!

[scharmers]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/scharmers/1174324246-mine04.jpg

[Aszurom]

http://www.aszurom.com/blog/gallery/cache/our-zoo_DSCF0492.JPG_w600_h450.jpg
My posterior finds this most hospitable.

[sluggo]

http://cdn-50.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users13/exoticpassion/default/msg-116587342017.jpg

[scharmers]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/scharmers/1173277998-1168317712817476.jpg

[JM]

Brilliant, scharmers.

[noun]

I freaking love these cat caption pictures. But I lack the wit to create one of my own. Anyone have any suggestions for this particular shot?

http://www.bovineconspiracy.com/screens/cute1.jpg

[EvilIdler]

"No, kitty, it's not THAT kind of pussy!"?

[DeepT]

How about:
"You WILL convert to the Dark Side. There is NO escape."

[dwinn]

http://www.umich.edu/~dwinn/Images/invisiblebreasts1.jpg

[scharmers]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/scharmers/1173277998-1168324258727483.jpg

[olaf]

Until I saw those clever photos I always thought he was saying 'Two you paint the line', 'Three you slowly spread the lead'. So this helped me understand the song a little better.

[Drastic]

Thousands of cat pictures. (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html?) On one page, so point your stone-age modems elsewhere.

That should keep you all busy.

[scharmers]

Ah, so someone else finally finds the Kattalogen

[Kunikos]

Where'd that Surprise Buttsex phrase come from originally, anyway? Jerkcity?

It's buttsecks and AFIAK it's from a 4chan meme.

[Kunikos]

How about:
"You WILL convert to the Dark Side. There is NO escape."

"No, kitty, it's not THAT kind of pussy!"?

Double Fail.

[shift6]

I freaking love these cat caption pictures. But I lack the wit to create one of my own. Anyone have any suggestions for this particular shot?

http://www.bovineconspiracy.com/screens/cute1.jpg
"Pick me up before I laser you!"

[Fugitive]

Psycho Cat is convinced there are mice in your nostrils.

[Slainte Mhath]

Mesmo Cat commands you "Go forth and bring me tuna, slave!"

[Unicorn McGriddle]

"My god, it's full of stars!"

[Bill Dungsroman]

http://www.bovineconspiracy.com/screens/cute1.jpg

"The dog raped me!"

[balut]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carrotsdryermt0.jpg)

"The circle is complete, where once I was the learner, now I AM THE DRYERCAT MASTER *pokes at pile of clothes*."

[Gordon Cameron]

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com

I am now officially sick to death of deliberate leet-speak-style misspellings.

[magnetic_rose]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carrotsdryermt0.jpg)




Actually, I really need a caption for this. Anyone got any ideas? My kitty looks so cute in the dryer and all, but surely there is something clever to put there...

[Fugitive]

im in ur dryer, refillin ur cling

[fire]

Awesome kitty, rose and balut.

[Kunikos]

http://cdn-50.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users13/exoticpassion/default/msg-116587342017.jpg

This one always cracks me up.

[Kunikos]

Actually, I really need a caption for this. Anyone got any ideas? My kitty looks so cute in the dryer and all, but surely there is something clever to put there...

"OH, HELLO THERE!"

[MikeSofaer]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carrotsdryermt0.jpg)
"This is not as funny as you seem to think."

[scharmers]

im in ur dryer, refillin ur cling

IM IN UR DRIAR, STEELN UR FRESCH SENTS

[noun]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg

I DID TEH LAUNDRY LOLZ

See? No good.

[awdougherty]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg

I DID TEH LAUNDRY LOLZ

See? No good.

I can't believe I survived... what year is it?

[dwinn]

Actually, I really need a caption for this. Anyone got any ideas? My kitty looks so cute in the dryer and all, but surely there is something clever to put there...

set 2 delicat pls kk thx

[Wholly Schmidt]

I can't believe I survived... what year is it?For some reason that's the funniest thing I've read in this thread.

[Duality]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg
HI I MY VALT NEEDZ WATERING CHIPZ!

(yeah, joke blatantly stolen from a previous post!)

[barstein]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg
Another caption needed.

[Athryn]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg
Another caption needed.


BASKET CAT APPROVES

[tromik]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg

The trip to the hammock district on third was a success.

[magnetic_rose]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg
Another caption needed.

Where the fuck is my chocolate bunny?

[balut]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg

HOW I MINE 4 EASTAR EGGZ??

[MikeSofaer]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg
What is your petition, mortal?

[XtienMurawski]

Actually, I really need a caption for this. Anyone got any ideas? My kitty looks so cute in the dryer and all, but surely there is something clever to put there...

"Whatever. You still spelled 'FUD' wrong, asshole."

[Jamie Madigan]

I'm in ur baskets stealin ur Easter.

[Slainte Mhath]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

[Slainte Mhath]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg

I will kill you in your sleep for this.

[Hanzii]

winner

[Patrick]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carrotsdryermt0.jpg)


Set to Fluff only plz.

[Patrick]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg

The Easter Kitty is not Impressed.

[shift6]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/234/446806018_4225644752.jpg
Basket Kitty is watching you Easterbate.

[Rimbo]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9503/carrotsdryermt0.th.jpg

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

^--- teh winnar

[Rimbo]

Basket Kitty is watching you Easterbate.

I LOL'ed.

[Kunikos]

The Easter Kitty is not Impressed.

So far this is the only one that actually fits the kitty's expression.

[Wholly Schmidt]

Wait, what? Cad-bury eggs? Then what am I doing here trying to hatch them?

[Unicorn McGriddle]

Giftcat should not be taken lightly.

[bago]

Headhunter 2000 introduced me to beefcake and ant-zen. Yay.

[barstein]

Great turnout for QT3's first annual Easter Kitty Caption Contest (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937671&postcount=57). The entries, in order of submission, were:


Athryn - BASKET CAT APPROVES (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937673&postcount=58)
tromik - The trip to the hammock district on third was a success. (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937688&postcount=59)
magnetic_rose - Where the fuck is my chocolate bunny? (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937754&postcount=60)
balut - HOW I MINE 4 EASTAR EGGZ?? (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937755&postcount=61)
MikeSofaer - What is your petition, mortal? (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937764&postcount=62)
Slainte Mhath - I will kill you in your sleep for this (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=937900&postcount=66)
Patrick - The Easter Kitty is not Impressed. (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=938032&postcount=69)
shift6 - Basket Kitty is watching you Easterbate. (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=938148&postcount=70)
Wholly Schmidt - Wait, what? Cad-bury eggs? Then what am I doing here trying to hatch them? (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=938655&postcount=74)
Unicorn McGriddle - Giftcat should not be taken lightly. (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=939766&postcount=75)

Honorable mentions:


Most pronounced LOL effect: shift6
Most accurate reading of expression: Patrick
Most accurate reading of kitty's motivation: Athryn


And the winner is....MikeSofaer!! with "What is your petition, mortal?" for his quick asessment of this feline's true identity as the true Sakhmet, reincarnated for the 3,303,287,935th time to this puny realm and the 5,902th time for the sole purpose of presiding over holiday celebrations and kicking the neighbor cats asses, this time in my back yard.

[MikeSofaer]

Sweet! I finally win one! I'd like to thank Rosa, fire's cat.