View Full Version : Take a crap and surf the net at the same time...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030506/170/3zk3j.html
There is no way in hell I'm touching the keyboard!
:D
Plus...
Oh lets see: Druken teens at a concert taking a dump or a piss in a iloo on a hot and sweaty day. Oh yea.. lets put thousands of dollars of computer equipement in an iloo so the kids can piss, spit and throwup all over the system.
Heh.. if MS wants to throw away money I'll be more then glad to waste it for them.
:D
Bub, Andrew
05-07-2003, 12:56 PM
Hoax
I just can't believe that this is real. It's too bad of an idea, the drawbacks are way too obvious (theft/vandalism as much as sanitation) and the main goal reason of an outhouse is to keep customers happy and not pissing elsewhere. This thing would only increase lines, wait time, and costs.
Lastly, they named it the iLoo. Which is Apple's naming scheme, making it clear to me that this is a hoax.
/overanalyzation
Ignatius P. Reilly
05-07-2003, 02:36 PM
No, this thing's for real. In fact I've run across the beta tester's forum (http://pub45.ezboard.com/feightballfrm1.showMessage?topicID=848.topic).
Combined with the LG InternetFridge (http://www.gizmo.com.au/pics/1132.jpg), your digestive system will soon be jacked into the matrix from start to finish. Ain't life grand?
Brian Rubin
05-07-2003, 02:51 PM
The "iLoo"?!?! bahahahahah, too damned funny. You'd have to pay me to use it, however.
The "iLoo"?!?! bahahahahah, too damned funny. You'd have to pay me to use it, however.
Think about it....
When you go to that hot and sweaty summer concert you can take a dump while checking out Quarter to Three! While the teenage kids are yelling at you to get the fuck off the john you can send Mark an email!!
While the iLoo starts to reek of shit and piss you can type away on your favorite forum!
:D
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