Ninja fails to rob convenience store

[Kunikos]

It's a good thing this guy isn't a ninja of real ultimate power, otherwise he might have flipped out and killed everyone instead of running away.

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_029185636.html

(nKoan sent me this story)

[nKoan]

Oh yeah, didn't even think about posting it up here.

Anyway, the security cam pics are priceless.

[Ephraim]

The final sentence of that report killed me.


They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja.

[extarbags]

The only way this could be better is if he had escaped in a cloud of smoke/turned into a log.

[Hawkeye Fierce]

Possibly the greatest story in the history of mankind.

[Old Man Gravy]

LAWLZ @ extar

[KaoFloppy]

see, pirates would never put up with this cashier's shit! pirates 1 ninja 0

[fire]

Guess he didn't know how to use the sword.

[Cosmic Hippo]

He slipped away into the night like a Ninja. I think he succeeded in what he was doing, but robbing the convenience store wasn't his true goal. More likely, he stole some secret documents from one of the other customers in line, and made himself look like a fake inept bankrobber as a brilliant disguise. By the time his mark knew what was going on, it was already too late!

[RichVR]

...and made himself look like a fake inept bankrobber as a brilliant disguise.

Quite the disguise, as he was attempting to rob a convenience store. ;)

[Cosmic Hippo]

.... heh, oops. I just watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid the other day, so bank robbery is on my mind.

[Slainte Mhath]

I like how he waited in line to rob the place. Because you know, Ninja's are supposed to be all honorable and polite and shit...

[Kunikos]

FOGIBBENESS PREASE

[RichVR]

.... heh, oops. I just watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid the other day, so bank robbery is on my mind.

Understood. I just got my cell phone, cable and two credit card bills in todays mail. So it is on my mind, as well.

[Kunikos]

A real ultimate ninja:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

[MatthewF]

Kunikos, you are the ninja of my heart.

[shift6]

Understood. I just got my cell phone, cable and two credit card bills in todays mail. So it is on my mind, as well.
That isn't bank robbery, that's highway robbery!