Will Murph and his wife get divorced? [Archive]

Murph

07-23-2002, 08:33 PM

Can I vote twice? 'Cause 2 and 4 are both really appealing...

What prompted this? Geez, it's been weeks, man!

And, for the record, things are great! :)

Oh, and I'm pretty sure she'd get the car. :(

Murph

07-23-2002, 09:39 PM

And a big "screw you" to the three people who have currently chosen "yes." You're wrong. :)

mtkafka

07-23-2002, 09:42 PM

Hey Wumpus, thats just mean, man. (said in the tone of James Colburn in Payback!)

etc

DavidCPA

07-24-2002, 05:54 AM

I hope wumpus knows Murph well enough for this to be considered a joke or ribbing based on information he knows that is not on this board. If not, Murph will kick wumpus' ass if he ever meets him.

-DavidCPA

JeffL

07-24-2002, 06:17 AM

Wumpus - that was totally low-class, even for you.

Anonymous

07-24-2002, 07:58 AM

Hey. Murph is the one who came out in public that there were problems, without having the decency to share all the gory details with us.

Was she tired of his addiction to Anime porn?

Was Murph's growing fat from consumption of edible underwear turning her off?

Was Murph not buying her excuse that lesbian sex with the hot neighbor was Biblically justifiable if she let him watch?

Was it simply a case of her saying "Let's change to Mac OS X?"

Mark Bussman

07-24-2002, 10:36 AM

What DavidCPA said.

Alan Au

07-24-2002, 11:00 AM

wumpus, everyone knows you're supposed to kick him while he's down, not after he's gotten back up and can stab you in the face.

Murph, don't worry about it. You and Jenny know the real answer, and don't let some stupid wumpus-instigated poll tell you otherwise. :)

- Alan

Xaroc

07-24-2002, 11:15 AM

What's the matter wumpus? Are you polls slipping in your bid to become asshole of the year?

-- Xaroc

James Gutierrez

07-24-2002, 12:43 PM

Jesus Chrysler. Congratulations Wumpus. In all my years of reading obnoxious crap on the internet, this is the first post that has made want to just log off and go take a shower.

Murph

07-24-2002, 01:06 PM

I'll give Wumpus this much credit: Had he posted this two weeks ago, when things were really bad, I wouldn't have been able to just shrug it off. So, either his timing in bad taste is pretty good, or he just didn't think of it soon enough. For my own personal peace of mind, I'm gonna assume the first.

No, Wumpus doesn't know anything that the rest of you don't. So, if you think he's being an ass, go right ahead and think that.

But I'm not that annoyed. After all, he's just a Wumpus. I suppose it was mildly amusing. At least he gave us option #4, which most of you seem to be choosing.

But for the record, no, we're not. If we were going to, we already would have. Everything is great. Thanks for caring, Wumpus. I know this was just your akward way of asking how things were going, and you lack the social skills to ask any other way. :)

It takes a lot more than something like this to get my feathers ruffled, guys. I think Wumpus knows that, at least.

Kool Moe Dee

07-24-2002, 11:12 PM

...and the Qt3 lovefest rolls on.

Tune in next week, as Chet and Met_K learn to celebrate our differences with the help of a legless gnome.

Nick Walter

10-11-2007, 12:57 PM

Oh, and Murph got divorced and is happier for it.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=38605

No word on whether she got the car.

TimElhajj

10-11-2007, 02:04 PM

Wow, so wumpus's posts may be insensitive, but oddly accurate?

Does this mean Tim Elhajj will soon be getting fucked (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=39165)? We can only hope!

Bill Dungsroman

10-11-2007, 02:07 PM

This is an amazingly tepid flamewar.

TimElhajj

10-11-2007, 02:12 PM

I think someone has to be angry to have a flamewar. Far from angry, I am actually hoping that Tim Elhajj will soon be getting fucked!

Stroker Ace

10-11-2007, 02:12 PM

Can we ban Bill for thread necromancy? I think we can!

REPORTED.

Nick Walter

10-11-2007, 02:14 PM

Hey now, I should get the necro credit!

Wholly Schmidt

10-11-2007, 02:26 PM

What is wrong with you people?

quatoria

10-11-2007, 02:43 PM

It's not thread necromancy, it's thread necrophilia.

TimElhajj

10-11-2007, 02:55 PM

it's thread necrophilia.

That's when you find a dude who likes to fuck with baby necros

Tyjenks

10-11-2007, 03:31 PM

oooh, I am having marital "issues". Do me! Do me! not what she said joke]

Raife

10-11-2007, 04:56 PM

oooh, I am having marital "issues". Do me! Do me! not what she said joke]

A better poll idea might be determining exactly when you're going to give up and lose yourself in beer, seedy bars and country western music.

Kunikos

10-11-2007, 05:30 PM

He does that already!

Tyjenks

10-11-2007, 06:11 PM

He does that already!

Quite right minus the country western music. Just last week I went alone to a bar, got drunk, and listened to angry cover band music to get out of the house for a bit.

Raife

10-11-2007, 06:17 PM

Quite right minus the country western music.

It's only a matter of time, Tyler.

Tyjenks

10-11-2007, 06:31 PM

It's only a matter of time, Tyler.

If I am listening to Country Western, it is time for a bullet.

Raife

10-11-2007, 08:24 PM

Oh come on, you know you want to sing some "You're Gonna Change or I'm Gonna Leave" into a mug of cheap beer while sitting in a bar full of sympathetic, line dancing idiots.

Tyjenks

10-11-2007, 08:46 PM

Oh come on, you know you want to sing some "You're Gonna Change or I'm Gonna Leave" into a mug of cheap beer while sitting in a bar full of sympathetic, line dancing idiots.

If I have to watch a bunch of drunks stumbling through the same dance, I would prefer them Cranking 'Dat Souljah Boy.

wumpus

10-11-2007, 09:14 PM

I think this may be my all-time favorite quote (http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=38605) from Quarter To Three, and that's really saying something.

I'm now in a very happy and healthy relationship with a woman who's not a cunt

I've often said this, in tender moments, to my wife.

Bill Dungsroman

10-11-2007, 09:19 PM

lorfs

Unicorn McGriddle

10-11-2007, 10:05 PM

This is pretty tame compared to the shit that mlatin says all the time on IRC.

Which shit? There's a limited range. Perhaps it's "burrito." Or "lies." Or "doot." Or "doot doot doot." Or "/mode +b."

krokodile

10-11-2007, 11:02 PM

Which shit? There's a limited range. Perhaps it's "burrito." Or "lies." Or "doot." Or "doot doot doot." Or "/mode +b."

There is an irc channel?

Marcus

10-11-2007, 11:04 PM

No there isn't.

Stroker Ace

10-12-2007, 04:27 AM

http://courses.ece.ubc.ca/315/library/images/photo_movieMatrix-quoteSpoon.jpg

Kunikos

10-12-2007, 07:30 AM

If I am listening to Country Western, it is time for a bullet.

Does Johnny Cash count?

Murph

10-12-2007, 08:35 AM

How many times has this thread come back up? Seriously, it's getting crazy, haha.

I think this may be my all-time favorite quote from Quarter To Three, and that's really saying something.

Glad I could contribute something positive to your life. :-)

Kunikos

10-12-2007, 08:38 AM

REDACTED

Also, sorry to hear about how you actually got divorced, Murph.

Raife

10-12-2007, 08:40 AM

How many times has this thread come back up? Seriously, it's getting crazy, haha.

It's the contentious breakup that keeps on giving!

wumpus

10-12-2007, 03:17 PM

How many times has this thread come back up?
Best. Thread. Ever.

If not, then easily top 5.

Murph

10-12-2007, 08:30 PM

Also, sorry to hear about how you actually got divorced, Murph.

Bah, no worries. She was a cheating whore. I'm MUCH better off!

mlatin

10-13-2007, 10:15 AM

Which shit? There's a limited range. Perhaps it's "burrito." Or "lies." Or "doot." Or "doot doot doot." Or "/mode +b."
you forgot "EVE!".

DennyA

10-13-2007, 02:44 PM

Oh, this is the old topic. I thought we were already predicting the success of Murph's new relationship.

Murph

10-13-2007, 02:53 PM

quatoria

10-13-2007, 03:10 PM

We ain't married yet. It's funny that this one keeps cropping back up, though.

Hopefully, out of respect (if there is such a thing) for my current relationship, we can let it die again. (Hint, hint.)

What you're saying is, you want wumpus to make a "Will murph and his girlfriend break up" poll, right?

Raife

10-13-2007, 03:12 PM

Hopefully, out of respect (if there is such a thing) for my current relationship, we can let it die again. (Hint, hint.)

Probably a surefire way to make it drag on even longer.

Kunikos

10-13-2007, 03:44 PM

Yes, even reverse psychology will not make wumpus let it die now.

Murph

10-13-2007, 04:17 PM

Damn me. Everyone delete your post, I'll do the same, haha.

Raife

01-11-2010, 12:57 PM

I think we need an update for the new decade, Murph.

RepoMan

01-11-2010, 01:01 PM

I THINK NOT.

http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur7pj1CJj1qan7vso1_400.gif

Lazy Shiftless Bastard

01-12-2010, 10:00 AM

Man, Qt3 was so much nicer back then!

Kael

01-12-2010, 10:37 AM

I THINK NOT.

http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur7pj1CJj1qan7vso1_400.gif

Awesome graphic, I take it back repoman. You do deserve your own movie.

fire

01-12-2010, 11:06 AM

That graphic made me LOL and forward it to at least 10 people.

RepoMan

01-12-2010, 08:37 PM

It's not mine (I didn't create it, I lack such talents). I searched for "I THINK NOT" and that one came up. I'm pretty sure I've seen it posted here in the past. Still, I will take credit for finding it again and deploying it effectively :-)

Omniscia

01-12-2010, 09:43 PM

Who's Will Murph?

RepoMan

01-12-2010, 10:00 PM

See, that's the kind of thing we need more of in this thread.

(And you call yourself "Omniscia." snort)

Demon G Sides

01-12-2010, 10:02 PM

Man, whoever said that Qt3's gotten meaner is fucking delusional. This thread is just straight up rude.

delirium

01-12-2010, 10:40 PM

2010 looks so weird next to 2002

wumpus

01-12-2010, 10:49 PM

This thread is just straight up rude.
And yet Murph DID get divorced, and..

Bah, no worries. She was a cheating whore. I'm MUCH better off!

conclusion: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3lFmUDoBZs)

Demon G Sides

01-12-2010, 10:51 PM

Still! At the time, dick move. At least when he asked for it to be dropped we were somewhat complacent.

Guido Jones

01-12-2010, 10:53 PM

Man, whoever said that Qt3's gotten meaner is fucking delusional. This thread is just straight up rude.

It's very mean with no context. With context (murph had been posting a bunch of stuff about his relationship, back when nobody did that here) it's only mostly mean.

Also, I remember lurking and seeing this thread, and voting on it as an anon (back before Qt3 required registration to post). 7 years on this messageboard, yikes.

wumpus

01-12-2010, 11:08 PM

Let this 8 year old thread be a lesson to all cheating whores everywhere.

MatthewF

01-13-2010, 04:12 AM

Oh wumpus, don't ever change. I voted for the first selection, but you definitely should have included a Sh!T b0n3rZ! option. Because that fits in so many ways.

Guido Jones

01-13-2010, 07:36 AM

Oh wumpus, don't ever change. I voted for the first selection, but you definitely should have included a Sh!T b0n3rZ! option. Because that fits in so many ways.

This thread is at least 2 (possibly 3 years) before Shit Bonerz entered the lexicon. Hell this poll is prior to the trend of crazy poll options that even inspired Shit Bonerz.

Edit: I was wrong, only about a year and a half: http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=175614&postcount=10

Scrax

01-13-2010, 08:32 AM

Let this 8 year old thread be a lesson to all cheating whores everywhere.

Can we start posting pictures of said whore with unibrows and squiggly mustaches drawn on now?

MatthewF

01-13-2010, 03:02 PM

This thread is at least 2 (possibly 3 years) before Shit Bonerz entered the lexicon. Hell this poll is prior to the trend of crazy poll options that even inspired Shit Bonerz.

Edit: I was wrong, only about a year and a half: http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=175614&postcount=10

I didn't think b0n3rz polls could ever be predated. It's like saying that man came before the dinosaurs!