"Naked man arrested for concealed weapon"

[Mark Crump]

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/04/naked_man_caught_with_weapon_police_say/?p1=MEWell_Pos2

[FIDGAF]

It doesn't get an more bizarre than that now, does it?

[Old Man Gravy]

It gets better:
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

Dude was laying there nude, masturbating by a train stop.

[Ben Sones]

"Naked man arrested for concealed weapon"

Alex, I'll take "Headlines That Make Me NOT Want to Read the Article" for $1000.

[Steve Canyon]

Jesus. This is good stuff:

But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene

Why where the firefighters called to the scene one wonders? I keep thinking about the famous Freddy Prinze quote: "S'not my job, man."

Call the fire department: They'll rescue it, they'll rescue anything!

[Guido Jones]

Firefighter paramedics I would guess.

[DerekSnider]

suspicion of indecent exposure

Might have been too small for them to see..

[nabeel]

I don't think an accompanying article is even necessary - that's a six-word story if I ever saw one.