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The Mad Hatter
11-01-2006, 10:16 AM
It is an illusion.
madkevin
11-01-2006, 10:17 AM
Good thing you waited two years before posting that insightful bit o' wisdom.
Joel
11-01-2006, 10:19 AM
Koontz?
Raife
11-01-2006, 10:20 AM
The pearl is in the river.
Fugitive
11-01-2006, 10:20 AM
Good thing I haven't paid for my carpet yet.
Houngan
11-01-2006, 10:36 AM
And I went as the Mad Hatter last night! SPOOOOOKY!!!!!!

H.
Orinoco
11-01-2006, 10:40 AM
The goldfish flies at midnight....
ElGuapo
11-01-2006, 10:47 AM
Yeah, if I don't exist my mortage company is really ripping me off.

Cogito Ergo Sum.

Or, put another way,

Suntrust Mortgage Ergo Sum
Funkman
11-01-2006, 10:59 AM
The sun is shining.

But the ice is slippery.
Bill Dungsroman
11-01-2006, 11:04 AM
Imaginary noobs suck.
Hawkeye Fierce
11-01-2006, 11:05 AM
I think TheSelfishGene's "n/t" thread broke a lurker's brain.
BobJustBob
11-01-2006, 11:22 AM
None of you exist.
Peter Frazier
11-01-2006, 11:56 AM
None of us exist. It is an illusion.
That's eight words, buddy. Fix it.
Sebmolo
11-01-2006, 12:11 PM
Heaven is like where you are
right now only much much better
Raife
11-01-2006, 12:14 PM
Everyone is trying to get to the bar...
Rob_Merritt
11-01-2006, 12:18 PM
Does not Exist, Take an Exit
I hear voices insinuating
Feeds me lyrics to this song that I am saying
Sunlight 7:20 PM, early September
Standing looking at a photograph
That you do not remember being taken
You look out of breath, and me like I am faking
As a matter of fact I don't recall this photo being taken
You don't even actually exist so I just started shaking
Does not exist, take an exit
Alan Au
11-01-2006, 12:19 PM
Good thing I haven't paid for my carpet yet.
Yup, I definitely overpaid for mine.

- Alan
MikeSofaer
11-01-2006, 12:39 PM
Goddamn it, "none" is a singular pronoun. None of us exists.
Kyle Wilson
11-01-2006, 12:50 PM
Ted: [to Socrates] All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

54321
RichVR
11-01-2006, 12:57 PM
The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.
Bill Dungsroman
11-01-2006, 12:58 PM
Goddamn it, "none" is a singular pronoun. None of us exists.
0=1! Reality is destroyed. GG, Mike!
Jim Hoffman
11-01-2006, 01:09 PM
The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.

Danny Kaye... what was that movie, "The Court Jester" or something?
RichVR
11-01-2006, 01:11 PM
Danny Kaye... what was that movie, "The Court Jester" or something?

Ding! We have a winner.
Dirt
11-01-2006, 02:00 PM
Oh, sweet jesus.
Arioch
11-01-2006, 02:02 PM
The dog barks. Without umbrella I can't fly.
Onideus?
Samurai
11-01-2006, 02:22 PM
Oh, sweet jesus.

Seconded.
shift6
11-01-2006, 02:42 PM
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
Not One Of Us
11-01-2006, 05:25 PM
Does this mean I exist?
triggercut
11-01-2006, 10:35 PM
Oh fuck me. Not enough I have to read this shit at OO, now he's migrating here.
RichVR
11-01-2006, 10:38 PM
Does this mean I exist?
No. Please stop trying to exist.
Jaysun
11-01-2006, 10:41 PM
I am a banana.
Dirt
11-02-2006, 09:24 AM
I am a banana.
You're an ABC?