Just met a Nympho.

[TheRock]

No, I'm not posting another stupid post like my first two..this one really is a question for everyone.

Since my wife left me 2.5 years ago I haven't dated much but have had people try and set me up off and on. Well, I did meet a girl through a friend and we've gone out a few times and I like her personality, her morals, her family values, her sense of humor...she's very cool.

Now, after having her over to the house a few times and having her initiate sex multiple times during those two visits, those actions and our subsequent talks have made it clear that she is very driven sexually.

Jackpot! This would seem to be perfect....good person, intelligent, loves sex.

The only problem is that I am just not that physically attracted to her. She's not bad looking, she's tall like me, she has looooooong legs...I don't know what it is, I just don't get all excited to get naked with her and go at it.
That is obviously going to be a problem with her "drive." She says shes ok with me not being all sexual with her but I'm sure after awhile she will get tired of me 'having a headache.'

I'm just not sure if I should keep seeing her and just hope that more of the good feelings I already feel translate into more attraction for her...or, if I should just give up now and wish her a good life. She's definitely way, way more sexual than any woman I've been with and I don't know If I will ever be able to keep up! Just curious what others might think.

TheRock

[Jake Plane]

Well, first, you've come to the right place. If ever you wanted to get relationship advice or tips on making love, I'd say a bulletin board hosted by gamers and populated by gamers is lothario central.

That said, I'd focus more on your real problem - you're not physically attracted to her - and less on her potential problem, that she may want more loving than you're willing to give.

[Robert Sharp]

I'd say that over the long run, a difference in sex drives can be pretty detrimental to a relationship. It's possible you will become more attracted to her if you fall for her a bit more, but not overly likely. If I were you I would move on. Find a girl you are attracted to, and hope she has half the sex drive of this woman.

[Robert Sharp]

Well, first, you've come to the right place. If ever you wanted to get relationship advice or tips on making love, I'd say a bulletin board hosted by gamers and populated by gamers is lothario central.


Wow, are we still pulling out this tired stereotype?

[nutsak]

This thread was made for Bago!

[Jake Plane]

Wow, are we still pulling out this tired stereotype?

Stereotypes often exist for a reason - there's a nugget of truth behind most. That said, that write up was clearly a joke. Apologies to all studs whose pectorals clenched up in indignation upon reading that.

[TheRock]

half the sex drive of this woman.

that would definitely still be enough.

[Patrick]

I've been there. About 10 years ago.
You need to find someone else. If you are not attracted to her. You will end up both resenting each other. You for being obligated to have sex more than you want. Her for not getting any when she wants it.

[Bill Dungsroman]

Fag.


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[Raife]

Since my wife left me 2.5 years ago I haven't dated much but have had people try and set me up off and on.

Heh, that bit of info may have helped to explain your other two crazy threads.

[Lunch of Kong]

Move on. Stay friends. Otherwise y'all are just gonna get frustrated.

[Robert Sharp]

Stereotypes often exist for a reason - there's a nugget of truth behind most. That said, that write up was clearly a joke. Apologies to all studs whose pectorals clenched up in indignation upon reading that.

No. My balls shrank. And I don't like that feeling.

[TheRock]

Fag.


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LOL....Knew that would come.

[RepoMan]

I've been with women who wanted sex with me more than I did with them.

Sometimes it's like, OK, is it really me you want sex with, or would anyone do? It can almost feel impersonal.

Other times, fuck, as much as I'd like to think I'm an ever-ready stud, I'm basically not. It's nice to not have sex sometimes too, y'know?

Trust your instincts on this one. When one person wants sex alla time and the other one doesn't, it gets old. Same deal no matter what the genders are. Or, just agree to be occasional fuckbuddies but don't set yourself up to be The Guy to gratify all her desires. (If that arrangement can work for you both, that is.)

And Bill, you know what they say about guys who're always calling other guys fag this and fag that....

[Bill Dungsroman]

I've been with women who wanted sex with me more than I did with them.

Sometimes it's like, OK, is it really me you want sex with, or would anyone do? It can almost feel impersonal.

Other times, fuck, as much as I'd like to think I'm an ever-ready stud, I'm basically not. It's nice to not have sex sometimes too, y'know?

Trust your instincts on this one. When one person wants sex alla time and the other one doesn't, it gets old. Same deal no matter what the genders are. Or, just agree to be occasional fuckbuddies but don't set yourself up to be The Guy to gratify all her desires. (If that arrangement can work for you both, that is.)

And Bill, you know what they say about guys who're always calling other guys fag this and fag that....
Yeah, those guys aren't fags. Huggy-wuggy I JUST WANNA BE LOOOOVED IS THAT SO WROOONG douchebags may as well be.

[Moore]

I gotta wonder what the fuck you were doing going out with her even twice if you didnt find her attactive?

[Lunch of Kong]

I overheard some guys at a club a few months back. One guy was telling the others about some guy he took back to his place for a good romping:

"...and then afterwards, he wanted to cuddle! I said, 'Fuck you, fag!'"

[TheRock]

I gotta wonder what the fuck you were doing going out with her even twice if you didnt find her attactive?

She's not unattractive...just not exactly my type. And I really like her personality and sense of humor.

[Cosmic Hippo]

Um. You know, I was going to say something, and then I realized I'm way too young to have anything productive to contribute here, because my priorities are no doubt completely from those of just about everyone else here. So why, you might ask, am I posting?

So I can beat someone else to saying, "This thread is useless without pictures!"

[Shadarr]

Having different levels of sex drive is a bigger problem than attractiveness. If you can't satisfy her needs, then she's either going to sleep around or she's going to resent you. Either way, the relationship is doomed.

I don't really think there's much point being fuck-buddies with someone you aren't attracted to. Why would you have a purely physical relationship with someone you aren't that interested in? Just because nothing better has shown up? That isn't good for anyone.

Now, if you're willing to let her sleep around, then it would be worth sticking it out to see if you have the basis for a relationship aside from sex.

[TheRock]

Now, if you're willing to let her sleep around, then it would be worth sticking it out to see if you have the basis for a relationship aside from sex.


She's 100% into monogamy.

I'll probably give it awhile longer....its been 2.5 years so I have a lot of catching up to do! I agree with most of you though that say it's doomed.

[Jake Plane]

Now, if you're willing to let her sleep around, then it would be worth sticking it out to see if you have the basis for a relationship aside from sex.

And I quote:



Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters.

Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?

Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.

[Shadarr]

I've known of one open relationship that worked, but yeah it's pretty rare for it to work for both people. Even better are polyamourous relationships--when those break up it's like the Fourth of July, or maybe D-Day.

[JMR]

Let's see some pics damnit.

[Glenn]

She's not unattractive...just not exactly my type. And I really like her personality and sense of humor.I'm sorely tempted right now to start a poll on "Guess TheRock's Sexual Fetish!!!"

[RichVR]

LOL....Knew that would come.

At least...

Ah, nevermind.

[RepoMan]

Yeah, those guys aren't fags. Huggy-wuggy I JUST WANNA BE LOOOOVED IS THAT SO WROOONG douchebags may as well be.
Says Mr. Romantic.

[MikeSofaer]

I overheard some guys at a club a few months back. One guy was telling the others about some guy he took back to his place for a good romping:

"...and then afterwards, he wanted to cuddle! I said, 'Fuck you, fag!'"That was Boondock Saints.

[Lunch of Kong]

That was Boondock Saints.

Bah. And here I thought I had gained some profound knowledge.

[Enidigm]

Why don't you enjoy the ride while it lasts? Set a crystal wineglass nearby and see if you can break it, that kind of thing. Be creative!

[Damien Falgoust]

I'll probably give it awhile longer....its been 2.5 years so I have a lot of catching up to do! I agree with most of you though that say it's doomed. You should at least use this opportunity to try every sick, twisted sexual practice your perverted little mind has considered since puberty.

[VegasRobb]

I think if she's not your type then she's not your type. Perhaps you're just not ready for an intimate relationship yet.

Hm ... are you in good physical condition? Do you work out regularly, try to eat right and take good care of yourself?

There's a link because testosterone production and physical activity. Increased (natural) testosterone usually leads to increased libido.

Any chance you were more physically active prior to your marriage? Since your marriage and breakup, have you had the time or inclination to workout or participate in physical activities?

[Joel]

Bang now. Regret later.

[Lunch of Kong]

There's no "maybe" about this. Life is short, and relationships are tough as they are. For chrissakes, don't start one that's already crippled out of the gate. Chances are she'll understand, and if she doesn't, then she's irrational.

[Unicorn McGriddle]

Misogynist diagnoses alleged nymphomaniac, film at 11.

[RepoMan]

Oh yeah, dude --

If she's not your type, then who is?

[Raife]

Oh yeah, dude --

If she's not your type, then who is?

Asexual pod creatures who reproduce by budding?

Freddie Prinze, Jr.?

[Aszurom]

Pee

in

her

butt!!

[shift6]

Perhaps he's into short fatties with bad skin or something.

[TheRock]

hee hee...love the 2nd page....thnx for all those with serious answers and ideas.

We like each other enough and we talked about the sex issue and we are going to try it for awhile...I don't think it will last and i think she realizes it but we both have had a great time apart from the sex issue....and so we'll see how it goes...maybe I'll become less of a "fag", or else Freddie Prinze might start looking mighty fine.

[JMR]

Pics?

[Bob Cherub]

Pics?

I agree, this thread is useless without pics.

[Brad Grenz]

Pics?

http://homepage.usask.ca/~skf147/freddie%20prinze%20jr.gif

http://www.stars-celebrites.com/photos/P/prinzejunior02.jpg

[Guido Jones]

Fag.


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You forgot the "NT"

[Steve Canyon]

Passion isn't good metric for a successful relationship. If I had a nickel for every time I felt passionate about someone and it turned into a nightmare disaster of the worst kind, I'd be a wealthy wealthy man.

Eventually you get a little tired of whoever it is, so I wouldn't make too much of not feeling crazy sexual fever. It sounds like there is something else there in addition to the sex. Worrying about how she is going to feel about you in the future if you're not passionate for sex right now seems somehow misplaced. If you thought she was unattractive it would be different. The lack of passion on your part might be for a dozen different reasons. Having been in the same situation once, I know it can feel a little odd to be with a woman who is very aggressive sexually. I am usually the aggressive one. Switching roles is never easy.

People go through stages where they are just crazy horny, for whatever reasons. Maybe this is one of those stages for her. One thing is for sure: it will not last until she is 92. If you stick it out for a long term relationship, her sex drive will eventually diminish.

[Rimbo]

Well, first, you've come to the right place. If ever you wanted to get relationship advice or tips on making love, I'd say a bulletin board hosted by gamers and populated by gamers is lothario central.

That said, I'd focus more on your real problem - you're not physically attracted to her - and less on her potential problem, that she may want more loving than you're willing to give.

If you were trying to be sarcastic in the first paragraph, you ruined it by having a great answer in the second.

If you're not that sexually attracted to her, it will be a problem.

Incidentally, a "nympho" is someone who is addicted to sex. I knew a gal like this in college, and my best friend and I took great pride in being the only guys who didn't sleep with her. (And it's not like we didn't have open offers from her. The problem, the way Marc and I saw it, was that everyone had open offers from her.)

[Bill Dungsroman]

People are actually trying to give TheRockhead advice on his girlfriend. Awesome.

I take back my earlier sentiment. The reason you aren't sexually attracted to this tall, lanky woman is because it's a dude and while being your usual inattentive self it essentially means you're not gay! GG!

[Jakub]

I overheard some guys at a club a few months back. One guy was telling the others about some guy he took back to his place for a good romping:

"...and then afterwards, he wanted to cuddle! I said, 'Fuck you, fag!'"
Sounds like Boondock Saints.

Damn, I'm late.

[TheRock]

The reason you aren't sexually attracted to this tall, lanky woman is because it's a dude and while being your usual inattentive self it essentially means you're not gay! GG!

Phew....I was wondering why she/he never let me do a reach around.

[CJ Martin]

Find her a hot girlfriend.

Win - win!

[Jason McMaster]

punch the shit out of her

[TheTrunkDr]

There's no "maybe" about this. Life is short, and relationships are tough as they are. For chrissakes, don't start one that's already crippled out of the gate. Chances are she'll understand, and if she doesn't, then she's irrational.
An irrational woman?!?! NEVER!

[WarrenM]

An irrational woman?!?! NEVER!
The only common element in all of your failed relationships - is you.

[Jancelot]

I dated a girl for 2 years who was very cute but just didn't 'do it' for me. Personality wise she was perfect and raised my bar for future dating. She was also a nympho. She taught me how to fuck like a porn star. Looking back I think I just wasn't ready for a serious relationship and found an excuse to push her away. I miss her.

It might just be that it's still too soon after your divorce. Whatever, just have some fun for a while. Be upfront and tell her that you want to take things slow. Then fuck like bunnies.

[ElGuapo]

Dude. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

It's been 2.5 years, and you aren't interested in sex with a very willing, not fugly woman?

Holy cow, if it was 2.5 years for me, I'd bang the first fattie mcfattie through the (barn) door. Stand clear boys, I'm throwin' some flour on her and goin' in!

Seriously, though, nymphomania is very different than having a high sex drive. Nymphomania (that's the term for women, it's another term for men which I don't recall at the moment) means you compulsively have sex but don't enjoy it. It's not very kewl, as the kids say. I went out with a nymphomaniac for about two weeks, and while you'd think "Oh yeah, hot!", it's not very fun. Sex (on the first date) consists of emotionless banging away and then awkward conversation about things totally unrelated. And every date thereafter. I felt like I was using her, and not in that sexy "Use me" way, but in the "mentally damaged" way. Hard to enjoy sex like that, and hard to feel like a good guy for having sex with someone like that.

But in your case? It's a woman with a high sex drive. I'm imagining the real reason you dont' want to have sex with her though is not about the sex, but about the afterwards, and how it will make you feel, and you are scared of it and/or think it will bring up bad memories of the ex.

[ElGuapo]

One other thing. If I had a dime for all the girls I didn't fuck when I was younger and had the chance, but I:

1. Wasn't in Luuuuuuuuuuv
2. Thought they had too much to drink to make a rational decision (the freshmen rape speech really made me paranoid)
3. Thought they had 1% too much body fat
4. Didn't feel an emotional/spiritual/connection

I'd have enough dimes to fill a bag and kill stusser in one swing.

Seriously . . . man I was a goody two shoes nice guy back then. And I didn't get laid much.

[Slainte Mhath]

I don't give out relationship advice, and you wouldn't want it from me even if
I did, trust me. My poor decision making skills on that front are legendary.

That said, if you're looking at this chick and she's wearing nothing but a little pair of silky black panties that tie on the sides and you're NOT thinking "Damn, I need to spank the living shit out of this woman right now!" and looking down to discover yourself ready to rumble, then move on brother.

[Flowers]

.Incidentally, a "nympho" is someone who is addicted to sex. I knew a gal like this in college, and my best friend and I took great pride in being the only guys who didn't sleep with her. (And it's not like we didn't have open offers from her. The problem, the way Marc and I saw it, was that everyone had open offers from her.)

This is the gender politics version of the statement, "I liked them more before they were cool." Congratulations on being too good for Jerry Bruckheimer movies, while we're on the subject.

[TheRock]

One other thing. If I had a dime for all the girls I didn't fuck when I was younger and had the chance, but I:

1. Wasn't in Luuuuuuuuuuv
2. Thought they had too much to drink to make a rational decision (the freshmen rape speech really made me paranoid)
3. Thought they had 1% too much body fat
4. Didn't feel an emotional/spiritual/connection

I'd have enough dimes to fill a bag and kill stusser in one swing.

Seriously . . . man I was a goody two shoes nice guy back then. And I didn't get laid much.

DITTO

[unbongwah]

The only common element in all of your failed relationships - is you.
To forestall the inevitable request for pics (http://www.despair.com/dysfunction.html).

Anyway, open up a poll and put me down for the "move on" option. If you ain't into her, you ain't into her - no sense trying to force yourself to be attracted to her or delaying the inevitable. If you've got intimacy issues left over from your wife leaving you, you ought to work them out before entering a serious relationship.

Just my two cents.

[JMR]

Seriously . . . man I was a goody two shoes nice guy back then. And I didn't get laid much.


Yeah but now you've got herpes.

[Glenn]

Yeah but now you've got herpes.So here's a question: There's J-Date, and there's another dating site for people with genital herpes (not going to search for that at work). Is there a dating site just for Jew with genital Herpes?

[Shadarr]

If you've got intimacy issues left over from your wife leaving you, you ought to work them out before entering a serious relationship.
Who says this has to be the serious relationship? What better way to work through intimacy issues than banging the shit out of a sex maniac?

[ElGuapo]

Wait, there's a dating site for people with genital herpes?

Whoah. Nothing like an STD to give people a common interest and bring people together.

"So how'd the date with Linda go?"
"Ehhh, ok. She's not really my type."
"But you both have genital herpes!"

[RepoMan]

DITTO
Buh??? If you're concerned about dumping the chick too quick, then DON'T! Suck it up and stick it in, champ! (Looks like that's the current plan, so good for you :-D )

[Rimbo]

Holy cow, if it was 2.5 years for me, I'd bang the first fattie mcfattie through the (barn) door. Stand clear boys, I'm throwin' some flour on her and goin' in!

Dammit, ElGuapo, you tryin' to get me in trouble at work? I just yesterday got my replacement laptop up and running after spilling scotch on the keyboard of my old one on Saturday, and now you're gonna have me spewing my morning coffee all over it...

;)

[Rimbo]

This is the gender politics version of the statement, "I liked them more before they were cool." Congratulations on being too good for Jerry Bruckheimer movies, while we're on the subject.

It had more to do with the fact that we both actually liked her as a person, and knew that giving in would not help her on her way to becoming a healthy whole person.

We also suffered from what I will hereafter refer to as ElGuapo Syndrome, that is, a reluctance to bang hot chicks for lame reasons when we were young and vital, but even then, we would have felt really guilty later.

[ElGuapo]

Rimbo, how did you explain the scotch on the laptop story to the IT guys? I guess it's better than "I smashed it over a hooker's head". But barely.

Yeah, I ended up making up for lost time, so no regrets. But if I could go back in time, I'd find myself, slap myself and go "Dude! Lighten up! It's just sex! Go for it!"

Now my friend, he was almost exactly the same as me in college, but he married the girl he met in college. He talks about college girls ALL THE TIME now, in a joking way but I just know he has terrabytes of co-ed porn at home.

[Lunch of Kong]

Nothing like an STD to give people a common interest and bring people together.

"I'm textured for your pleasure, baby!"

I'm gonna interject some Seriosity™ here:

One in five Americans have at least one STD. So if you've had 5 random sexual partners, there's a 67% chance that one or more of them had an STD that they may have passed on to you. They don't all have visible symptoms, so either of you could be an vector and not know it.

The big question is, if you know you have an STD, whether you tell your potential sexual partners about it and risk not getting laid.

</public service announcement>

[ElGuapo]

Sure, I'd tell people if I had one. Well, maybe not crabs. That's like having spectators.

"Hey baby, are you an exhibitionist? Mind if my crabs watch us?"

Though back in the day, every few months I'd get the full battery of tests, and I did so again before I got married. Even did the chlamydia test, which is NOT FUN.

[ElGuapo]

Hey TheRock, don't let this talk of sexual diseases affect your decision with this girl!!!!!!!!111!!1one11!!

[TheRock]

2.5 years....sexual disease....no problem.

[unbongwah]

What better way to work through intimacy issues than banging the shit out of a sex maniac?
If he's unenthusiastic about having sex with this woman in the first place, I don't think he's suddenly going to acquire a taste for her. Better for them both to move onto greener pastures, IMHO.

[Note: that was a metaphor, not euphemism for genital conditions which result in discoloration.]


We also suffered from what I will hereafter refer to as ElGuapo Syndrome, that is, a reluctance to bang hot chicks for lame reasons when we were young and vital, but even then, we would have felt really guilty later.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and saying having scruples and self-restraint when it comes to sex is no bad thing.

[Bill Dungsroman]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.

[Slainte Mhath]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.

I worked at big dance club right off campus all through college. Talk about a nightly smorgasboard. I realized right away I needed to set some standards, or I was going to end up killing myself.

Now I'm old and married, so not so much with the standards anymore.

[ElGuapo]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.

Even the ones like bicycles?

[RepoMan]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.
How'd that work out for you?

Oh yeah, and ElGuapo, what the fuck was the "throwing flour" business about?!

[RepoMan]

Now I'm old and married, so not so much with the standards anymore.
Umm... does this mean your wife doesn't meet the standards you had then, or that you now fuck anyone you can meet at a dance hall?

[Matthew Gallant]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.
Me, I just waved my hands around hypnotically.

[Rimbo]

Rimbo, how did you explain the scotch on the laptop story to the IT guys? I guess it's better than "I smashed it over a hooker's head". But barely.

It wasn't their laptop to get upset over, so I might as well have. Considering the scotch in question was Macallan 18, which you can't even get any more, the loss of scotch was a far worse crime. (Especially since I was able to recover all of the lost data. Thank God!)

But you don't want to be like me and find yourself out a grand like that, even if it does mean gaining a CPU monitor in stereo. Because honestly, I would have rather waited until Apple revised the keyboard again... the Macbook keyboard suuuuuuuuucks.


Yeah, I ended up making up for lost time, so no regrets. But if I could go back in time, I'd find myself, slap myself and go "Dude! Lighten up! It's just sex! Go for it!"

The younger Rimbo wouldn't have listened to me. He would have seen what I am today and the lifestyle I represent, rejected it soundly with a moralistic flourish, and would then do everything possible to not loosen up. I would only make things worse.


Now my friend, he was almost exactly the same as me in college, but he married the girl he met in college. He talks about college girls ALL THE TIME now, in a joking way but I just know he has terrabytes of co-ed porn at home.

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[Lunch of Kong]

How'd that work out for you?

Oh yeah, and ElGuapo, what the fuck was the "throwing flour" business about?!

It's a reference to an off-color joke that asserts that it is difficult to locate the vagina of an overweight woman, and then poses a solution to this supposed difficulty.

[Rimbo]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and saying having scruples and self-restraint when it comes to sex is no bad thing.

In that case, it was a very good thing and for the right reasons.

But that's honestly the only time I ran and should have. There are so many "What. The. Fuck. Was. I. Thinking." moments from Jr. High on ...

Shit, I still have 'em. I'm a terrible cock-blocker.

[Rimbo]

It's a reference to an off-color joke that asserts that it is difficult to locate the vagina of an overweight woman, and then poses a solution to this supposed difficulty.

It's also a useful method to prevent slipping off.

[Dave Long]

It's a reference to an off-color joke that asserts that it is difficult to locate the vagina of an overweight woman, and then poses a solution to this supposed difficulty.

I nominate this for PC post of the year.

[wildpokerman]

You guys are awesome. I fucked every chick I could get my greedy lying hands on.


Your blog explains why this is a bad idea too. Unless you have fond memories of... Mr. Hanky.

[Bill Dungsroman]

Are people still taking this thread seriously?

[Matthew Gallant]

Are people still taking this thread seriously?
I'm waving my hands, right now.

[Bill Dungsroman]

I'm waving my hands, right now.


http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9678/gobgj5.jpg

[Bill Dungsroman]

Your blog explains why this is a bad idea too. Unless you have fond memories of... Mr. Hanky.
I have a blog?

[Mike O'Malley]

We started one for you, Bill. Don't worry, I think you'd like it, especially the parts with the midgets and whipped cream.

[Slainte Mhath]

Umm... does this mean your wife doesn't meet the standards you had then, or that you now fuck anyone you can meet at a dance hall?

Neither. It means I'm old and married, just like it says. The old part means I can now check out a vast multitude of women who wouldn't have met my standards back in the day because they were too old, not the right body type, etc., and think naughty thoughts about them. The married part means the thoughts stay in my head, and I don't need to worry about making them into reality.

[ElGuapo]

Yeah, being married is very liberating from a fantasy perspective.

Now:

I see a hot girl on the metro. I think to myself "I'd fuck the hell out of her. Oh, here's my stop."

Then:

I see a hot girl on the metro. I think to myself "I'd fuck the hell out of her. If she'd even talk to me. What would my approach be? Look for an in, look for an in. Did I brush my teeth this morning? What did I have for lunch? Was it tuna? Did I have to go to the bathroom before I left work but now I'm on the train doing the pee pee dance and will she notice? Is she married? Look for the ring. Wait, which hand is the left hand? She's facing you, so do the thing where you mentally spin around and check. What about that guy next to her? If I talk to her and she ignores me I'm gonna look like an ass. Oh well, it's all about numbers. But you don't want to be appear skeezy. Wait, I think that girl beside her is with her. I'd have to talk to both of them. Man, that's gonna take longer, and it's gonna seem awkward when I only ask the cute one for her number. Man, I need a drink first. No, it's cool, just go over there. Go over there. Say hi. GO OVER THERE! GO! GO! YOU PUSSY! GO! WHO CARES?! GO! NOW! Oh, here's my stop."

[Mike O'Malley]

EG has hit on a salient point- women in pairs are much harder to approach.

[Hans Lauring]

Yeah, being married is very liberating from a fantasy perspective.

Now:

I see a hot girl on the metro. I think to myself "I'd fuck the hell out of her. Oh, here's my stop."

Then:

I see a hot girl on the metro. I think to myself "I'd fuck the hell out of her. If she'd even talk to me. What would my approach be? Look for an in, look for an in. Did I brush my teeth this morning? What did I have for lunch? Was it tuna? Did I have to go to the bathroom before I left work but now I'm on the train doing the pee pee dance and will she notice? Is she married? Look for the ring. Wait, which hand is the left hand? She's facing you, so do the thing where you mentally spin around and check. What about that guy next to her? If I talk to her and she ignores me I'm gonna look like an ass. Oh well, it's all about numbers. But you don't want to be appear skeezy. Wait, I think that girl beside her is with her. I'd have to talk to both of them. Man, that's gonna take longer, and it's gonna seem awkward when I only ask the cute one for her number. Man, I need a drink first. No, it's cool, just go over there. Go over there. Say hi. GO OVER THERE! GO! GO! YOU PUSSY! GO! WHO CARES?! GO! NOW! Oh, here's my stop."


Scary recollection of my youth... apart from the fact that we didn't have a metro by then.

[RepoMan]

Your blog explains why this is a bad idea too.
Dungsroman has a blog??????????

WORTHLESS WITHOUT LINKS!!!!!!!

Edit: fuck. Oh well.

Also, ElGuapo, it's funny 'cause it's painfully, agonizingly true. The best thing about marriage isn't that you don't have to stress about hitting on women... but it's close.

[ElGuapo]

Scary recollection of my youth... apart from the fact that we didn't have a metro by then.

LEAVE THIS COVERED WAGON AT ONCE! GO OVER THERE! Dammit, you're only on the trail to California once, and this woman may bear you some youngins.

[Flowers]

It had more to do with the fact that we both actually liked her as a person, and knew that giving in would not help her on her way to becoming a healthy whole person.


Without people like you to drive sexually liberated women crazy from shame and confusion with your milquetoast, middling signals hinting at boiling torrents of wild passion rippling just beneath your cool surface demeanor that are barely controlled by your Elizabethan notions of sexual propriety, I would have no frustrated, drunken wildcats letting me pee on them.

I salute you.

[Rimbo]

Without people like you to drive sexually liberated women crazy from shame and confusion with your milquetoast, middling signals hinting at boiling torrents of wild passion rippling just beneath your cool surface demeanor that are barely controlled by your Elizabethan notions of sexual propriety, I would have no frustrated, drunken wildcats letting me pee on them.

I salute you.

I don't think she ever was, is or will be sexually frustrated.

[JM]

Not every woman who fucks around is "sexually liberated". Likewise men.

[shift6]

EG has hit on a salient point- women in pairs are much harder to approach.
I find single women much more difficult to approach than groups.

[SlyFrog]

I find single women much more difficult to approach than groups.

Nonsense. Everyone knows that single women isolated from the herd are much easier to stalk and kill.

[unbongwah]

I don't think she ever was, is or will be sexually frustrated.
Getting laid a lot != sexual satisfaction

Ask any woman if she's always satisfied every time she's had sex and she'll probably burst out laughing...


Not every woman who fucks around is "sexually liberated". Likewise men.
Yeah, if the woman Rimbo's talking about really was a sex addict, then kudos to him for not taking advantage of her condition. Addictions are never a good thing and nobody with a functioning conscience should exploit them for their own ends.

I don't have a problem with casual sex between consenting adults. I do have a problem when it's acquired dishonestly or by exploiting someone else's insecurities, mental conditions, etc. That doesn't make you a stud-boy, it just makes you a sexual predator of a different stripe.

[Flowers]

Getting laid a lot != sexual satisfaction

Ask any woman if she's always satisfied every time she's had sex and she'll probably burst out laughing...



It's so sexist of you to suggest that only women are capable of not being satisfied with a particular sexual encounter. If I had a nickel for every time someone else's body hangups forced me into the same old boring positions as always, I would have infinity nickels.

If I had a dollar for every time someone begged off on a particular act because of their political beliefs or opinion of the socioeconomic implications and symbolism as espoused by prominent anarcho-syndicalist thinkers, I would have enough money to play the stock market instead of working.

Don't be intellectually dishonest, everyone knows that having sex a lot is the hallmark of sexual satisfaction. Not everyone who fucks all the time enjoys it, case in point, the beauty queen sex slavery that goes on in Brunei. Duh. But you people with low sex drives are a drain on public finances and a pox on society.

If you don't do it as often as you can, it is because you don't enjoy it as much as you should. You can't have satisfying sex unless you have sex. If you want to have satisfying sex, you have to do it a lot of times to find out what works for you and what does not. This is much the same as any sport. It is perfectly fine to plot scenarios in your head much the same as you would plan a possible drive to the hoop, so that, should the opportunity arise, you are prepared. Kareen Abdul-Jabbar scored over thirty-eight thousand points. Granted, not every single point was decisive, not every shot was the gamewinner, some were just freethrows in the middle of the second quarter. But remember this, many of those shots were skyhooks, many of those shots made people in the stands jump to their feet, but it was the sheer volume and reliability of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as an on the court point scoring machine that made him a legend.




Yeah, if the woman Rimbo's talking about really was a sex addict, then kudos to him for not taking advantage of her condition. Addictions are never a good thing and nobody with a functioning conscience should exploit them for their own ends.

I don't have a problem with casual sex between consenting adults. I do have a problem when it's acquired dishonestly or by exploiting someone else's insecurities, mental conditions, etc. That doesn't make you a stud-boy, it just makes you a sexual predator of a different stripe.

As a parent, and man of high moral fiber, I feel I should remind you;

There is such a thing as a slut. There exists, not just in the darkest hearts of the furthest jungles, a hybrid creature known as the man-whore. When, in the wild, the majestic slut sounds her call in the presence of the wily man-whore, there is much rutting and rejoicing.

Occasionally, bolder varieties of slut, such as the red crested jersey skank, will go in search of man-whores upon which to feast. When the red crested jersey skank uncovers a drunken man-whore minding his own business watching Big Lebowski, the cornered man-whore will often have no escape from the red crested jersey skank her polished fingernails and minty breath that bear down on him like so many mixed drinks, and his natural responses of flight and fight being foreclosed, he is forced to use his last line of defense, he must fuck his way out of danger.

The moral of the story is this; Chicks like to fuck. If you want girls to like you, you should fuck them if they want you to fuck them. If you don't fuck them like the want you to fuck them, then they will do the same thing that guys do, which is that they will go have their needs met. Having your needs met is a nice way of saying that they will find someone else who will have sex with them and maybe hold their hand afterwards.

Most of the women who guys think of as nymphomaniacs are just sluts. They sleep with who they want to, when they want to, just like guys would if they could. For some men, such as Rimbo's younger self, his upbringing probably told him that sexual conquest is reserved for men. When he saw a woman who operated in a fashion similar to men, it may have been offputting. Probably though, she was not a real nymphomaniac.


A great coach once said, "You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take."

[Flowers]

I don't think she ever was, is or will be sexually frustrated.
Secret Of the Universe: 10836C
She was frustrated because she could not have you.

[Bill Dungsroman]

Dungsroman has a blog??????????

WORTHLESS WITHOUT LINKS!!!!!!!

Edit: fuck. Oh well.

Also, ElGuapo, it's funny 'cause it's painfully, agonizingly true. The best thing about marriage isn't that you don't have to stress about hitting on women... but it's close.
Okay, okay, I sort of did (http://www.lamethrower.com/?cat=3), but I never wrote all that much.

[Erlend Grefsrud]

I suppose I'm incredibly late to the show, but I'm a bit curious ... what do you define as a rampant sex drive? Once a day? I wouldn't say that's necessarily being "overly sexual", unless she's obviously dissatisfied with your performance.

I don't necessarily put up a pornstar fuckathon every night with my girlfriend, but she's satisfied regardless. Bottom line is, she doesn't necessarily need a good stuffing every night but she enjoys having sex with me. Maybe that's the case with your "nympho" as well? She just likes you enough to really, really want to have sex with you!

[RichVR]

Okay, okay, I sort of did (http://www.lamethrower.com/?cat=3), but I never wrote all that much.


"My party looks like a band of Chinese plate-spinning jugglers, except for the Chinese and plate-spinning part, tossing about visors and blasters and full suits of fucking armor and so forth, because everybody should have a 40 Dexterity every time they try to hit someone or potentially be hit, and have the best weapon and armor while doing so."


I LOLed.

[TheRock]

I know no one cares but a quick update.

The chick might not be a "nympho" but is way more sexual than anyone I have been with. If she's over to watch a movie...sex. If she spends the night...sex at night, sex in morning. If we are alone together and I do anything like touch her neck or ears....sex. I have definitely been making up for the past 2.5 years.

But, it does get old...I had foot surgery and so have been layed up for a few days....last night she came over at 10pm to just say hi, give me a hug, and then she was going home....she proceeded to get next to me on the couch and while 'just' giving me a hug, she reached down 'there' and started to try and get the little guy going. I politely said sorry and she did the old "fine, I'll never do that again." Of course, she's said that numerous times.

OH well...guess I will enjoy it as long as it lasts...we've "broken up" a few times cause I want to take it slow and she doesn't but then she says she's sorry and we are together again. I don't remember relationships being this much work.....ich.

[Lum]

I think I speak for 94.7% of the males on this board and probably over 40% of the females on this board: we should have such problems.

[RepoMan]

Usually the roles are reversed in this situation, and guys who act like she's acting get a lot of shit for being super pushy about sex all the time. Which, let's face it, they are... and she is.

It's not so much a problem if two people have the same level of sex drive, or if the sex drive is mismatched but they respect each others' levels of interest. But if she makes a big deal out of it all the time whenever you're not in the mood, instead of just accepting it gracefully, then yeah, that does get old. Why would she even say "I'll never do that again"? Obviously she will do it again. Definitely something childish there.

I've gotten out of relationships that were a lot of work, and the one I'm in now is not nearly as much work as the ones I got out of. (And still has PLENTY hot sex!) YMMV.

[RepoMan]

Okay, okay, I sort of did (http://www.lamethrower.com/?cat=3), but I never wrote all that much.

Holy jesus, you did win the all-time uber RPG nerd prize though.

http://www.lamethrower.com/images/kotorthumb.png (http://www.lamethrower.com/images/kotorpic38bz.png)

Never knew you had it in you, Bill, my hat's off to you. Makes my spamming the NWN2 pre-release thread look like chicken feed.

[SirTomster]

1st question. Wife gone 2 1/2 years ago. Are you still wanting her? Is that why you do not feel the "umph" for this new girl?

If that is the reason then wake the heck up. it has been 2 1/2 years and you gotta let go.

If that is not the reason, well not sure. You brought it up so you definetly think there is a problem and like most said. It will probably cause a problem down the line.

But you have to make sure you know what you want. If you know what you want and she just doesn't do it for you then best to break it off. Do not use her for sex since she is available. Unless she understands this and is OK with it. Which few are....

Of course if she also likes to play games. NEVER EVER LET HER GO!

Ok.. kidding on that last part.

If it isn't working. It is isn't working. But make sure you head is on straight. Before you make the big decision.

[JMR]

Pictures godamnit!

[Lunch of Kong]

The sex is starting to cut into your gaming time, eh? Suggestion: doggie style. You can use her buttocks as a laptop surface and get twice as much done in the same amount of time. And if she's not turning you on any more, you can watch a porn movie and pretend you're screwing someone else.

Why am I the one who has to point out these thigns?

[spiffy]

Cool tip but make sure your laptop's drive isn't prone to skipping.

[wumpus]

Excerpt of a conversation I just had with my wife about this thread:

Me: "There's a thread on this discussion board titled 'I just met a Nympho.'"

Her: "Awesome."

Me: "Awesome."

[bloo]

Never knew you had it in you, Bill, my hat's off to you. Makes my spamming the NWN2 pre-release thread look like chicken feed.

And thank you for reminding me I don't need to play Kotor.

[Rimbo]

The sex is starting to cut into your gaming time, eh? Suggestion: doggie style. You can use her buttocks as a laptop surface and get twice as much done in the same amount of time. And if she's not turning you on any more, you can watch a porn movie and pretend you're screwing someone else.

http://rimbosity.com/img/whathesaid.gif

[RichVR]

Why am I the one who has to point out these thigns?

Thighs or things?

[Steve Canyon]

Things. Obviously Roger is not the only one in charge of pointing out thighs.

http://umanitoba.fitdv.com/new/articles/images/0804/thighs.jpg

[RepoMan]

That looks more like an elbow. Sexy one, though.

[Derwisch]

The sex is starting to cut into your gaming time, eh? Suggestion: doggie style. You can use her buttocks as a laptop surface and get twice as much done in the same amount of time. And if she's not turning you on any more, you can watch a porn movie and pretend you're screwing someone else.
Just make sure you're not having one of those exploding sony batteries in your laptop or you should prepare for the most humiliating minutes of your life explaining what happened to her to the ambulance guys! ;)

@TheRock: Since I feel I should post something on topic too I'd say you might consider talking to her about this issue and taking consequences if she won't get it. Having sex with someone you are not that much physicly attracted to gets bitter and sometimes even disgusting at some point. For me there where only three possible outcomes in regards to women I had sex with(since I am a gamer that's 4 women*): If I was physicly attracted but somewhat turned of by her other traits I started what we germans call a "fickbeziehung"(f&%$ing-relationship this would be in english), the other way around(nice character, not physicly attracted) I stopped having sex with her early on so we could still become good friends(hey, they did that to me at school all the time! *g*) which allmost alway worked great**. Only when both was given I even considered a longterm relationship. Point is you should make up your mind about what you expect of this thing and then straighten out if it is what you will get out of it in the long run!


*sry, couldn't resist!
**which is quite funny sometimes because since my g/f moved over to live with me she made friends with my female buddies first. Funny thing to have a house full of women you had sex with at your g/f birthday! :)

[Lunch of Kong]

If Fickbeziehung is German for fuck-buddy, is Bierbeziehung German for beer-buddy?

[Derwisch]

If Fickbeziehung is German for fuck-buddy, is Bierbeziehung German for beer-buddy?
Counting the "I love you, man"s some guys utter being on the upper end of drunkenness one might think both things are more than just slightly related. Beer-buddy is "Saufkumpan" in german...a somewhat more realistic approach to the amount of alcohol that is consumed in germany.

P.S.: Since I'm about to leave for the usual friday night drinking orgy I'm happily looking forward to try some "Do you want to be my Bierbeziehung tonight"-talks..wish me luck in waking up unbruised tomorrow! *g*

[wisefool]

Sounds like Boondock Saints.

Damn, I'm late.

"Yes, but it's funnier when you say you were there."
-Will Hunting.

[milo]

That looks more like an elbow. Sexy one, though.
http://www.stupidstuff.org/ass_elbow/

[Jerry Sizzler]

I got 10/14.