Is your Big Toe longer than your Second Toe?

[Robert Sharp]

I read that on most people, the big toe is actually shorter in length than the second toe? Just testing it out.

[Jab2565]

my left foot , the big toe is shorter. Can't use my right as comparsion, as I had surgery on my big toe.

[John Merva]

I don't know now but I do know that I hate threads that make me want to take my shoes off at work!

[JMR]

My left nut hangs lower than my right nut.

[fire]

My right boob is slightly larger than my left boob.

[ScurvyPig]

Goddam. My second toe, when placed flat, is longer than my big toe. Please tell me that it's makes me more intelligent, more resistant to ebola and more fertile than the "big-toed people".

[ScurvyPig]

Which reminds me, my ring finger is amazingly longer than my index. This makes me sexier, more athletic, aggressive and better "as a man" than you more symmetrical types. I always knew but I finally have proof.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=ring+finger+pointer+finger+athletic

I was going to point people to specific studies, but there were so many I just decided to give you an easy google.

[Marcus]

My right boob is slightly larger than my left boob.

It actually is isnt it? I never noticed!

[Robert Sharp]

The source I read said that having a longer big toe helps for speed, since you get a better start and can use that big toe for better leverage. I'm not sure how big the difference is though. I have very long toes, and my big toe is longer than the rest. I used to pick up pool balls with my toes when playing around the house (Yeah, I was too lazy to bend over...go figure).

[ScurvyPig]

I think you have no proof while I have a whole world of sports science behind me. Good luck making millions with the pool ball thing.

[Robert Sharp]

I think you have no proof while I have a whole world of sports science behind me. Good luck making millions with the pool ball thing.

No way! My pool ball trick will help me score with the ladies. Your longer finger is crap! Totally useless crap. No woman will want to go out with you because a long ring finger means it will be harder to get a wedding band on it. Chicks HATE that!

BTW, my source was one of those Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, which is why I was testing it. It never cites anything, and just gives a list of scholars at the back that I have never heard of.

[ScurvyPig]

http://www.topendsports.com/fun/bodysurvey/toes2.htm

This is all you need to know. Note, it says nothing about "faster" which means my "longer ring-finger" God of War body could easily catch you. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

[Bill Dungsroman]

So, we gonna get one of these polls every time you take a dump, Robert?

[JoshV]

I am one of the few, the proud, the big toed.

[Robert Sharp]

So, we gonna get one of these polls every time you take a dump, Robert?

I'm half way through the book and this is the first one. Since I read the book daily (at best...sometimes things just don't work out properly...), I've spared you all the questions about how dogs can detect seizures well before they happen and recognize cancer by smell.

[Robert Sharp]

http://www.topendsports.com/fun/bodysurvey/toes2.htm

This is all you need to know. Note, it says nothing about "faster" which means my "longer ring-finger" God of War body could easily catch you. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Oh, an internet poll. You win! Popular opinion beats science every time.

And you better keep that freak finger away from me, you Scurvy Pig! You will never get past my massive toe defense anyway. I can break your too-long twig in half with my prehensile boys.

[Flowers]

I'm half way through the book and this is the first one. Since I read the book daily (at best...sometimes things just don't work out properly...), I've spared you all the questions about how dogs can detect seizures well before they happen and recognize cancer by smell.

We knew that stuff already. No one who posts here actually exists except for you. The rest of us are just manifestations of internet stereotypes. "Ghosts in the Machine," if you will. I, myself am the personification of the imdb listings of adult film stars with last names starting A-J.

[VegasRobb]

Aren't you considered to have "Roman Toe" if your second toe is longer than your big toe and your middle toe?

[Steve Canyon]

You know what they say: Big toe, Little dick.

Or something like that... :)

[shift6]

I have perfect feet.

[Drastic]

So, we gonna get one of these polls every time you take a dump, Robert?
I'm half way through the book and this is the first one. More fiber.

[Steve Canyon]

More fiber.

Ewww.