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Brian Koontz
03-23-2006, 08:09 AM
Of course I first thought "What a goddamned stud", but then I realized we're talking about a two-thousand year interval. That's the last time Christ came. I began to understand the problem. Fortunately modern science saves the millennia, if only Christ's address could be found for the Viagra shipment.

Speaking of Christ, those wafers taste pretty salty. "Body of Christ", my ass... at least his first coming goes a long way. Its no wonder Christians don't like sex... Christ's wafers fill those needs.

Charles
03-23-2006, 08:11 AM
JESUS CRISPS!

Squirrel Killer
03-23-2006, 08:21 AM
In my experience, the body of Christ is a bit stale.

noun
03-23-2006, 09:25 AM
Now you're trying too hard, Brian. It works best when you bring in the crazy all subtle-like.