You can't start a fire without a fart

[JMR]

WTF we can't delete our own posts that nobody has replied to?

[Wholly Schmidt]

WTF we can't delete our own posts that nobody has replied to?
Here, I'll reply to your post, and then you can edit it to say "It's Schmidt's fault this can't be deleted, he replied!" and no one will know.

[Steve Canyon]

What is this about fire? Isn't she in San Diego?

[fire]

If you visit, we'll take you sailing!