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Sebmolo
11-17-2005, 06:15 PM
My correspondence course in How to Make Definitive Statements About Abstract Subjects was supposed to take six months but I finished it in six weeks because I am a super genius. Through Tantric sex I taught myself a special secret variety of Kung Fu Feng Shui which principally applies to art, and at a Tibetan monastery I went into a trance state of infinite revelation while branding every thought Picasso ever had onto my penis with a specialized rotoscope. I could kick all of your asses just by farting.

Edit: Fixed attribution
Bull
11-17-2005, 07:03 PM
Was there truly nothing more noteworthy said this week?
Ben
11-17-2005, 07:12 PM
Also, it's misattributed.
Sebmolo
11-17-2005, 08:27 PM
You tell me! I thought it was funny; if you disagree, why not find something you like better?

In between posting the same thing 4x in a row in the movies forum, getting the date format (wacky yanks) and attribution wrong and now getting dissed for my taste in yucks, that was maybe the least successful five minutes i've ever spent on this forum.
Unicorn McGriddle
11-17-2005, 09:48 PM
I don't think I can possibly win against "I need to hire somebody who can think for Microsoft."

Also, who was it misattributed to? I didn't see the original post pre-edit.
JMR
11-17-2005, 10:23 PM
For its time, Quake II was considered amazing for its openness - for a game to have you going back and forth between levels to complete them was astounding back then.
Raife
11-17-2005, 10:32 PM
Also, who was it misattributed to? I didn't see the original post pre-edit.

Pegasus Croissandwich.
Unicorn McGriddle
11-17-2005, 11:08 PM
Also, who was it misattributed to? I didn't see the original post pre-edit.

Pegasus Croissandwich.

Damn him! Always taking credit!

I knew this nick would get me into trouble, but I had hoped it would be the amusing, musical comedy kind of trouble, not identity theft.
Rimbo
11-17-2005, 11:10 PM
I don't think I can possibly win against "I need to hire somebody who can think for Microsoft."

I have been biting my tongue to keep from even opening that thread.

The fact that I was contacted by Microsoft recruiters last week makes it only more tempting.
Jason McCullough
11-18-2005, 09:42 AM
OH REALLY?
Rob Beschizza
11-18-2005, 09:50 AM
http://www.celestialmechanics.com/avatar/notreally.jpg