Just a nice photo of a girl's bottom (NSFW)

[Gary Whitta]

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005460939,00.jpg

[Marcus]

Id hit it.
If that turns out to be a man I will hunt you down.

[Jason McCullough]

Oh, it's from the Sun, it's a girl.

But, uh, why is this posted here?

[Gary Whitta]

Just because. We all like girl's bottoms, don't we? Why question it?

[Tyjenks]

Don't look a gift ass in the mouth, I always say.

[Raife]

Here's a nice picture of a walrus:

http://www.morsa.net/walrus.jpg

Some zebras:

http://www.morsa.net/zebras.jpg

... and a duck:

http://www.morsa.net/duck.jpg


Don't look a gift ass in the mouth, I always say.
Just for Tyler:

http://www.morsa.net/ass.jpg

[Bill Dungsroman]

Id hit it.
If that turns out to be a man I will hunt you down.

Hee hee. Proof-positive Whittalinks have become the Qt3 zeitgeist goatse.cx.

[BooTx]

I support this thread.

[Kyle Wilson]

http://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpg

[Major Malphunktion]

What the?

[BooTx]

I'm rescinding my support for this thread.

[nutsak]

Id hit it.
If that turns out to be a man I will hunt you down.

Note the underside of a breast near the top..

Then again. .I've seen Jerry Springer... :?

[Funkman]

The contrasting images in this are just too much to handle. It's a real emotional rollercoaster. Why can't we ever do these threads right?

[Ben Sones]

Note the underside of a breast near the top..

Could be an undescended testicle.

[Jack Black]

It was going so well...

[jiffy]

Id hit it.
If that turns out to be a man I will hunt you down.

Note the underside of a breast near the top..

Then again. .I've seen Jerry Springer... :?

Shemales/Trannies. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...it's probably a goose.

Today's deep thought brought to you by the letter J.

[Sean Hargraves]

http://img421.imageshack.us/img421/8894/janvier20054kw.th.jpg (http://img421.imageshack.us/my.php?image=janvier20054kw.jpg)

Sorry. Didn't mean to derail the thread.

[Mark Crump]

Do you think he/she/it whistles when farting while wearing that contraption?

[bago]

Does it unsnap for easy access?

[Gary Whitta]

Okay, that is an even more sweet ass than the one I posted. Can anyone top it?

[BaconTastesGood]

Okay, that is an even more sweet ass than the one I posted. Can anyone top it?

Dude, we topped it a long time ago:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/20050105albabeach2-thumb.jpg
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/20050105albabeach1.jpg

[Mike O'Malley]

Don't tease, fix the red Xs!

[Johan O]

Don't tease, fix the red Xs!It's the ass of Alba. You can copy the picture adress if you need to examine it.

[Cold Blooded]

Scandalous photo of hotel heiress Paris Hilton screwing out by the pool:












































































http://www.bimmerfest.com/photos/data/500/4501Paris.jpg

[BaconTastesGood]

dammit, sorry about that, looked fine on my system and I was too lazy to push it to imageshack or something...

[Sean Hargraves]

Okay, that is an even more sweet ass than the one I posted. Can anyone top it?

Maybe...

http://www.swiss-thong-federation.com/v02/reef05.php

[Nathan]

Scandalous photo of hotel heiress Paris Hilton screwing out by the pool:

I'm probably just tired, but I thought that was really funny.

[Jack Black]

The swiss thong FEDERATION eh?

I can see now why in the Star Trek world we eventually all let all our differences go and followed the true path to harmony.

[Robert Sharp]

There is so much ass on the net. We can all find it. In fact, I saw one that was much better than that, but I doubt I could find it again...ass passes by me so quickly nowadays.

So, I rank this Whitta post a 4/10. Yes, it is a nice ass. But Gary is known for finding so much more.

[extarbags]

http://www.msprotege.com/members/Gizmo360/135.jpg

[Brandon Clements]

So, I rank this Whitta post a 4/10. Yes, it is a nice ass. But Gary is known for finding so much more.
I rank it higher, simply because there was nothing flying out of the ass.

[extarbags]

So, I rank this Whitta post a 4/10. Yes, it is a nice ass. But Gary is known for finding so much more.
I rank it higher, simply because there was nothing flying out of the ass.

I believe that's the "more" that Robert was referring to.

[shift6]

Holy God. Extarbags for t3h win!

[Sean Hargraves]

Holy God. Extarbags for t3h win!

Seconded.

[Gary Whitta]

Yeah that is pretty damn nice, but I still think we can do better. Or at least as good.

[Funkman]

Alright, I hope this one works: http://www.myfreeweb.nl/vida_guerra/vida_guerra49.jpg

I was forced to bring out the big guns to appease my Whitta overlord.

EDIT: Sorry about breaking H-scroll.. but really, what choice did I have?

[Raife]

EDIT: Sorry about breaking H-scroll.. but really, what choice did I have?

Cropping most of the blackness?

[fire]

Looks like somebody subscribes to Victoria's Secret.

[Lunch of Kong]

for the articles, of course...

(articles of clothing)

[Jack Black]

Look at the hackjob of an edit though on that pic in the black though.

[Jasper Phillips]

Damn. I said damn, that's a nice ass. Thanks Funkman! Now I'll have that triple thong floating before my eyes all night, like the notes of a tune I can't stop humming. I'm not sure whether to bless you or curse you. ;-)

[awdougherty]

I'll throw one out:

http://nasty-porn-stars.com/stars/sopi/tn11.jpg

[Ben Sones]

http://www.odditorium.net/GirlandAss.jpg

[Nellie]

You know you've seen too much internet porn when you recognise the arse in Extarbag's piccie.

[Robert Sharp]

DO NOT OPEN THIS AT WORK!!!! DO NOT OPEN THIS AROUND ANYONE:

www.assisass.com

I didn't want to do this...you guys forced me.

[Gladguy]

DO NOT OPEN THIS AT WORK!!!! DO NOT OPEN THIS AROUND ANYONE:

www.assisass.com

I didn't want to do this...you guys forced me.
Ooooo.... it's posts like this that are precisely why I shouldn't have net access at work.

The more you say "Don't" the more I want to click! :twisted:

[Tom Chick]

Are you guys aware that there are women browsing this forum as well?

And BTW, that's not an invitation to slap up a big picture of some dude's ass. It's a reminder that you guys are behaving like a bunch of 13-year-old boys in a locker room with someone's dad's Playboy.

-Tom

[Ben Sones]

Are you guys aware that there are women browsing this forum as well?


Not for long!

[Bill Dungsroman]

Holy God. Extarbags for t3h win!

Yeah. Shit, some dude was claiming that was his girlfriend awhile back, and that pic was like a shot he took of her one day. He got sorely busted and claimed that the internet shot was just a coincidence. Yes, the panties were also a coincidence.

[Sean Hargraves]

Are you guys aware that there are women browsing this forum as well?

Why haven't they posted pics of their asses?

THIS THREAD DEMANDS IT

[Kalle]

Are you guys aware that there are women browsing this forum as well?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that there are no women on the internet, it's just an urban myth.

[Bill Dungsroman]

Are you guys aware that there are women browsing this forum as well?

One of them just posted in this thread. Come on Tom, the women who hang out here are cool and obviously aren't viscerally appalled by cheeseball boys-are-boys antics. Although, a random posting of semi-pr0n is in somewhat, well I don't want to say poor taste, given that Gary provided the link. Prurient taste?


And BTW, that's not an invitation to slap up a big picture of some dude's ass. It's a reminder that you guys are behaving like a bunch of 13-year-old boys in a locker room with someone's dad's Playboy.

-Tom

Fag! Looks more to me like an impromptu Google Porn Fu contest.

[Gary Whitta]

Maybe the NSFW in the thread title stood for Not Safe For Women! Didn't anyone ever think of that?

http://www.teamgsb.com/keyra/114.jpg

[Funkman]

Ah. I was waiting for Augustina to make her appearance.

[BooTx]

New Smut From Whitta

Anyway, it's about time somebody posted a Keyra (http://pandulce-agustina.tripod.com/id1.html) pic.

[Tyjenks]

What's the cut off for not liking to look at girl's asses? I am sure I am past it, but I need to see how many asses I have looked at in the past XX years that I should not have enjoyed. Being back in college, I have a feeling I am going to have a problem curtailing my appreciation of said body part.

[Sean Hargraves]

What's the cut off for not liking to look at girl's asses?

When you're dead.


I am sure I am past it...

OMG ZOMBIE

[Sparky]

And BTW, that's not an invitation to slap up a big picture of some dude's ass.
I'm not really a dude-ass-aficianado, anyway. But in the interest of keeping things equal, you gentlemen may feel free to post pictures of Hugh Laurie.

[nutsak]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/927/abitoffryandlaurie36ej.jpg

[Sparky]

Ooh yeah, double the HAWTNE55!

Even though Stephen Fry plays for the other team...well, it's not like he was gonna go out with me anyway.

[Tom Chick]

Come on Tom, the women who hang out here are cool and obviously aren't viscerally appalled by cheeseball boys-are-boys antics.

Which is all the more reason to have some respect for them and not act like they aren't here. I doubt you're passing around pictures like these in public, much less in front of your wives, girlfriends, or daughters.

Look, you guys do what you want, which is probably why most of you don't even have the conviction to use your real names. Hell, I like to act like I'm 13 sometimes, too. Okay, most of the time. But that doesn't excuse me from being mindful of the fact that just because something doesn't offend me doesn't necessarily mean it shouldn't offend someone else.

-Tom

[Gary Whitta]

I suggest that, rather than continue to theorize, we should simply throw the question open to QT3's female demographic for their opinion... are any of you offended by this thread?

I don't know if the fact that no women have actually chimed in to object so far, despite the sexually offensive potential of this thread being quite obvious from its title, means anything or not.

[BooTx]

Look, you guys do what you want, which is probably why most of you don't even have the conviction to use your real names.
You teach those chicken shit motherfuckers a lesson, Tom.

[Sparky]

I suggest that, rather than continue to theorize, we should simply throw the question open to QT3's female demographic for their opinion... are any of you offended by this thread?
Well, I'm not offended, but it is kind of silly. What with this thread and all the pictures of the lovely Jessica Alba popping up lately, I have occasionally felt as though I've climbed up into the friendly neighborhood backyard oak and found a big "GIRLZ OUT OF OUR TREEHOUS!" sign tacked to a branch. But, hey - autres temps, autres moeurs. I will just climb back down and launch flaming bags of dog poo at your treehouse with this trebuchet I've assembled out of pieces of picket fence and Tyjenks’ new bicycle (HA!), which is the only civilized response.

Oh, and here’s a picture of Hugh Laurie. Oooooo, isn’t he adorable?

http://www.wvah.com/programs/house/hughlaurie.jpg

[Bill Dungsroman]

Come on Tom, the women who hang out here are cool and obviously aren't viscerally appalled by cheeseball boys-are-boys antics.

Which is all the more reason to have some respect for them and not act like they aren't here. I doubt you're passing around pictures like these in public, much less in front of your wives, girlfriends, or daughters.

Dude, this is the internet, not our collective grandmother's bedroom. But hey, it's your site, what you say goes. And no, I don't pass around pictures of women's asses in front of my wife, girlfriend, or daughter. I also don't offer up anecdotes on how I routinely shave my nuts to the Cardinal during Sunday Mass, but the gang here seemed to go for it. Though, for serious, my girlfriend does get peeved if I don't let her tear off the black plastic wrap on the new issue of Playboy. Maybe the ladies like the fact that we don't act like fruits when a partially-bare ass pops up now and again. It's not like this site has a dedicated porn base or threads that are titled "Wich female FPS char would u most like to fuck" Funnier still, usually Gary's links offend everyone. I still want to kick his ass over that fucking Batman and Robin pic. Dunno if you have to waggle your finger at us and all over it, but it makes for good PR. I just hope you don't really want to be, you know, that guy. "Gee, wasn't Lilith Fair divine this year?" (Note that I am a monstro Sarah McLaughlin fanboy)

Conversely, I guess this thread made Sparky feel sort of alienated, and that's enough for me. Really, Sparky, anybody put up a NO GIRLZ ALLOWED sign around here is walking out with it stuck up his ass. Even if it's perfect, like Hugh Laurie's must no doubt be.


Look, you guys do what you want, which is probably why most of you don't even have the conviction to use your real names.
OH SNAP. You mean your name isn't made up? Ha ha, oops, is my face red! Man, you are one step away from I LIVE ON 3365 PICKLEWILLOW LANE IN SOUTH SPIDERHUMP, IOWA AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS PAL.


Hell, I like to act like I'm 13 sometimes, too. Okay, most of the time. But that doesn't excuse me from being mindful of the fact that just because something doesn't offend me doesn't necessarily mean it shouldn't offend someone else.

I agree, it totally should. No, I get you, c'mere you big lug. Anyway, I still think it's funny that out of all of Gary's linkage crimes against humanity, it's an asspic that gets him red-flagged. Dude, did you even see the one with the eels?

[Sparky]

Conversely, I guess this thread made Sparky feel sort of alienated, and that's enough for me. Really, Sparky, anybody put up a NO GIRLZ ALLOWED sign around here is walking out with it stuck up his ass.
Awww, I am going to climb right up in the treehouse and give you all a noogie. And Indian burn. And a wedgie, and a purple nurple. And a swirlie, if you have indoor plumbing.

Teh sexxay:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/220/blackadder3_1.jpg

[Jack Black]

There goes the moral majority, getting it's knickers in a twist. Suddenly it's pubescent to appreciate female anatomy publicly.

Also, I don't pass around pictures of asses to my wife, but I was encouraged that the most healthy relationship thing to do is not to act like a CRIMINAL for hu*man* nature. And as such when/if my wife catches me looking at a woman passing by she will ask what I think makes her look pretty/sexy/hot. Indubidably it's some body part, though lately it's been the ones that look classy that get the looks instead of the slutty ones.

Go figure.

[Sparky]

There goes the moral majority, getting it's knickers in a twist. Suddenly it's pubescent to appreciate female anatomy publicly.
Please -- if I suddenly started posting pictures of nekkid dude asses on numerous threads, you'd be whining like a nerfed Orc Shaman. Luckily for you (but to my great despair), I have no pictures of Hugh Laurie's ass.

You'll have to settle for him as Bertie Wooster. What ho, sweetcheeks!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9c/230px-Wooster.jpg

[Jack Black]

Please -- if I suddenly started posting pictures of nekkid dude asses on numerous threads, you'd be whining like a nerfed Orc Shaman. Luckily for you (but to my great despair), I have no pictures of Hugh Laurie's ass.

Numerous threads? What message board are you reading? I see one thread with a very clear indication that asses are within it in case you are opposed to ass for some reason.

I could give a damn whether or not you posted as many men's asses as you wanted to. Go for it, I say let Chewbacca run free.

Edit: I also wanted to say if Tom doesn't want it and like the dog vs bull picture remove it on his forums, that's a'okay. However, trying to horseshit explain your way around or justify it, is just weak. If any of those mildly disturbing pictures of heads in the ass and such made it through, I would think a tasteful picture of Victoria Secret would make the cut as well.

[Tom Chick]

Zen, no one is "opposed to ass", except for the morally self-righteous kind who insists that because his wife doesn't mind him checking out other chicks, then it's okay to "appreciate female anatomy publicly".

-Tom

[Sparky]

Harrumph! I'll have you know, my husband isn't bothered at all by my looking at pictures of Hugh Laurie or even Tom Chick. That includes the one with the llama*, where Tom's wearing the deliciously snug Tron costume. No sirree, we're very liberal-minded.

http://www.phobe.com/tomchickreloaded2.jpg

*It might be an alpaca

[Stroker Ace]

Tom, the "real names" jibe is weak. Most of us aren't using this site for branding purposes; we're not freelancers.

[Tom Chick]

What does being a freelancer have to do with anything, Mr. Ace?

The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names. Internet anonymity brings out all sorts of bravura, bluster, and boorishness in folks. But I have no qualms with people using pseudonyms and I guarantee anonymity here.

So I'll see your "real names jibe is weak" and raise you with a "your 'branding purposes' jibe is weak".

-Tom

[Jack Black]

The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names. Internet anonymity brings out all sorts of bravura, bluster, and boorishness in folks. But I have no qualms with people using pseudonyms and I guarantee anonymity here.


Ah yes, everyone is really meek and unassuming in real life. You have just proven that boorishness is not limited to the anonymous on the internet.

That's a nice stereotype, is that anything like the one where everyone who has done anything in Hollywood is a pretentious ass?

Edit: That is a good Neo Chick picture.

[Jason McMaster]

What does being a freelancer have to do with anything, Mr. Ace?

The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names. Internet anonymity brings out all sorts of bravura, bluster, and boorishness in folks. But I have no qualms with people using pseudonyms and I guarantee anonymity here.

So I'll see your "real names jibe is weak" and raise you with a "your 'branding purposes' jibe is weak".

-Tom

And besides that, I'm a complete fucking jackass and I use my real name. It's a branded type of jackass though.

[Stroker Ace]

I wish I had time to put on the flame retardant suit and wage war with you Tom, but I will have to fight this fight later, like maybe after work. Go back to bed, it's gotta be 6 AM over there!

[Sparky]

Edit: That is a good Neo Chick picture.
Don't let your wife catch you looking at it!

[nutsak]

Maybe he's just a little tired after playing Age of Empires 3 all night long.

[Stroker Ace]

What does being a freelancer have to do with anything, Mr. Ace?

The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names. Internet anonymity brings out all sorts of bravura, bluster, and boorishness in folks. But I have no qualms with people using pseudonyms and I guarantee anonymity here.

So I'll see your "real names jibe is weak" and raise you with a "your 'branding purposes' jibe is weak".

-TomAw hell, I can't wait. This site (and your contributions to it) vastly increases the mindshare of the TomChick brand, and from what I remember Chet is paying for it. Anecdotally, loads of us are out buying mags with TomChick reviews in them, and the magazine editors who sign you all know it.

Now, for the plebes in the audience this place is just here for us to talk about shared interests and maybe rub shoulders with fame. Maybe we don't want to reveal our real names because we are in situations where our opinions on games and politics aren't wise for us to share with employers/relatives/what have you. Maybe this makes us pussies. Maybe we wish we could all live in Hollywood and get by on small parts in popular TV shows, reviews of our favorite movies, and witty attacks on uninspired games. For many of us, this isn't a real possibility at this stage in our lives, and we live vicariously through you. Don't piss on us, okay?

Me, I'm a cog-in-the-wheel programmer at a giant corporation and my relatives are all Republicans. Forgive me if I don't want to shout my personal feelings from the mountaintop. If you need my personal information to have a pull-no-punches argument, send me a PM. That goes for anyone here.

[Nick Walter]

The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names. Internet anonymity brings out all sorts of bravura, bluster, and boorishness in folks. But I have no qualms with people using pseudonyms and I guarantee anonymity here.
-Tom

FWIW, I think Tom is right on the money with this one. When I transitioned to using my real name in my posts I suddenly had to start asking myself, "What if a potential employer googles me and finds this post when trying to decide whether to hire me?"

That curbed a lot of my impulses to troll, flame, or reply to threads that make me laugh like Beavis.

[Stroker Ace]

Shit, I ninja edit 15 seconds after posting and Nick here immortalizes it :(

[Kunikos]

ass like woah (http://www.cashlikewhoa.com/alwgallery/gal023/pics/DSC08290.jpg)

bubble butt for the win

[Ben Sones]

My wife was not at all offended by this thread. She thought it was funny.


Shit, I ninja edit 15 seconds after posting and Nick here immortalizes it :(

That happens to me all the time. But I don't feel too bad, because I just did it to Kunikos.

[Kyle Wilson]

I don't pass around pictures of women's asses in front of my wife, girlfriend, or daughter.

Well, there goes everything I thought I knew about Bill D.


The point is that I doubt you guys would do a lot of the things you do if you were using your real names.

Maybe we can compromise on a new rule: no posting of asses unless the pictures are signed.

[Tom Chick]

If you need my personal information to have a pull-no-punches argument, send me a PM.

Jeeze, touchy much, Mr. Ace?

My only point is that people* behave differently when they don't use their real names.

I don't know why that makes you feel the need to explain several hypothetical reasons you want people on the Internets to call you "Stoker Ace". I'm sure you have your reasons. But they're not the least bit material to the point I was making before your vigorously championed your masked identity shortly after Zen proudly announced to us all that it was okay with his wife for him to look as asses. My point remains: people behave differently when they don't use their real names.

Maybe I can get McCullough in here to Google up a study on it if you don't believe me.

-Tom

* who aren't named Gary Whitta

[Jack Black]

I actually put my real name down for my Screen Name, but this was during the dark period of registration in which apparently none of it happened. When I did register, I gave Mr. Chick the option of my Screen name by giving him both this name and my real name. Since my real name is about as common as dirt I really don't expect to get it on any forum that has any decent population.

But if suddenly my opinions are more valid and realistic with the threat of accountability on me sign me up and change me over. I tend to think the content matters more but apparently not.

[CJ Martin]

"What if a potential employer googles me and finds this post when trying to decide whether to hire me?"


Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

-CJ / Smut / Whoever

[Stroker Ace]

I don't know why that makes you feel the need to explain several hypothetical reasons you want people on the Internets to call you "Stoker Ace". I'm sure you have your reasons.I was a 20 year old playing Counter-Strike in college when I thought up the name. It references a goofy Burt Reynolds character (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086379/). When I came up with this, I'd never been to a LAN party. I'd never spent a night on voice chat with other gamers while my wife listened from the other room. I just thought the name was fun for a character in a team FPS. Nowadays, I'd love to have a more respectable name that I didn't blush every time anyone said. I met some gamer buddies in front of a coworker, they called me Stroker. You think I liked that? It happens, and I regret it. A little. I'd love to switch to using my real name on Qt3 except for two conflicting reasons:
-I don't want to lose the (likely nonexistent) cachet my 3 year old account and 1500+ post count carries when people read my posts.
-Even if I could talk you into renaming this account like you did for Adam at Sierra, I wouldn't do it because I'm sure 75% of my 1500+ posts prove your point below. I *was* posting anonymously, and I don't want every goofy thing I've said for 3 years suddenly traced back to me.


But they're not the least bit material to the point I was making before your vigorously championed your masked identity shortly after Zen proudly announced to us all that it was okay with his wife for him to look as asses. My point remains: people behave differently when they don't use their real names.Yes, they do. If you want to shame us into using our real names, fine. Give me a month to rewrite my posting history and I'll PM you asking you to rename my account. Heck, I'll even pay a service charge.


On topic: I value the input of the female members of our community far more than I value the opportunity to see some jpegs of butts. We can all find those for ourselves. Making Qt3 unfriendly to any particular group is a bad idea.

[Stroker Ace]

Jeeze, touchy much, Mr. Ace?Yes I'm touchy! This is the nth time you've made fun of those members of the forum who don't post under their real names. We're not a tiny minority of the contributors that make this community what it is. Your continued disrespect for the choice of anonymity is starting to remind me of the same sins you accused DrCrypt of in the Serenity spoiler war. If you think there's something wrong with pseudonyms, go ahead and definitively let the whole forum know. Maybe put something in one of those stickies about "pseudonyms will be ridiculed". If you don't honestly feel that way, then quit bringing it up.

[steve]

Anecdotally, loads of us are out buying mags with TomChick reviews in them, and the magazine editors who sign you all know it.
God, I wish this was actually true.

I love the female form and all, but personally I'm not really interested in a "boys only" forum, even if all of the people posting are men. I don't hang out in real-life with people who run around saying, "Whoa, check out that chick's ass, whoo hoo, I'd hit that!," nor do I really want to hang out with them virtually. There are plenty of other places on the Internet to post pictures of women's asses in, and it's probably useless to head there to discuss hardware, "A History of Violence," or to make fun of Gamespot and Jason's post count.

I do like Bill's strange sexual tales, though.

[Raife]

My only point is that people* behave differently when they don't use their real names.


I don't know, people who have their pictures in the QT3 Gallery of Awesome People (http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18280&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0) aren't completely anonymous. Stroker Ace does need to stop taking this quite so personally, though. Tom pokes fun at people who use pseudonyms, especially goofy ones. That's really all it is.

It's certainly true that people have a tendency to use pseudonyms as a shield to say and do things that they wouldn't if they had more accountability, but I don't think this thread is necessarily a good example of that. I'd agree that it's in poor taste, but what do you expect in a thread started by Whitta?

If you have a problem with it Tom, PM Gary and explain it. The progression of this thread would have been the same, real names or not.

[Stroker Ace]

Anecdotally, loads of us are out buying mags with TomChick reviews in them, and the magazine editors who sign you all know it.
God, I wish this was actually true.You don't think renaming Tom's account to "Trevor" or something would have a noticeable impact on his contracts or his client's sales over say 12 months?

[Stroker Ace]

Stroker Ace does need to stop taking this quite so personally, though. Tom pokes fun at people who use pseudonyms, especially goofy ones. That's really all it is.I agree. Instead of actually chilling out I'm oddly doing numbers in excel tallying up real names vs pseudonyms and tracking who works in the industry and who doesn't.

[Stroker Ace]

Ok, I did the numbers, not going to bother trying to format a spreadsheet using BBCode.

Findings:
~50% of the top 50 posters use their full names.
~30% use pseudonyms
The rest use variations on their full names such as XPav, DennyA, chet.

I identified 13 people on the Top 50 list who were in the game industry. There may be more, but I didn't recognize them. Of those 13, only Desslock and Quatoria use pseudonyms.

What this means
Qt3's focus is gaming. Posters who work in the game industry overwhelmingly use their real names or a derivative thereof. This is called networking. It is good practice to get your name out when appearing in any venue relevant to your profession.

Posters who are not in the game industry also often use their real names, although not as often as industry workers. Interpret this as you will.

[markv]

Your findings mean nothing unless I get to see pretty spread sheets and graphs showing it all.


Ok, I did the numbers, not going to bother trying to format a spreadsheet using BBCode.

Findings:
~50% of the top 50 posters use their full names.
~30% use pseudonyms
The rest use variations on their full names such as XPav, DennyA, chet.

I identified 13 people on the Top 50 list who were in the game industry. There may be more, but I didn't recognize them. Of those 13, only Desslock and Quatoria use pseudonyms.

What this means
Qt3's focus is gaming. Posters who work in the game industry overwhelmingly use their real names or a derivative thereof. This is called networking. It is good practice to get your name out when appearing in any venue relevant to your profession.

Posters who are not in the game industry also often use their real names, although not as often as industry workers. Interpret this as you will.

[VegasRobb]

Interesting discussion.

I've gone both ways with the names, I prefer using VegasRobb on this forum and I remember when industry types trended away from using their entire names on this forum. I understood the reasons why then and those reasons hold up still hold up today.

I understand Tom's firing on people, but Tom is more than capable of doing it without having to use the anon-is-fake-power argument.

Thanks to whoever brought up the photo gallery.

Qt3 is different than most forums, it's better Just don't go overboard trying to remind us why we're here.

:)

[BooTx]

Wow I didn't know the Gallery was still being maintained. Now I'll have to actually take a decent picture of myself.

[Nick Walter]

Ok, I did the numbers, not going to bother trying to format a spreadsheet using BBCode.

Findings:
~50% of the top 50 posters use their full names.
~30% use pseudonyms
The rest use variations on their full names such as XPav, DennyA, chet.

I identified 13 people on the Top 50 list who were in the game industry. There may be more, but I didn't recognize them. Of those 13, only Desslock and Quatoria use pseudonyms.

What this means
Qt3's focus is gaming. Posters who work in the game industry overwhelmingly use their real names or a derivative thereof. This is called networking. It is good practice to get your name out when appearing in any venue relevant to your profession.

Posters who are not in the game industry also often use their real names, although not as often as industry workers. Interpret this as you will.

I don't doubt that a little extra name recognition is good for the journalists who use their real names to post here. I also don't doubt Captain Beret's (<- My choice for a Tom Chick psuedonym if he ever decides to use one) point about people behaving differently with pseudonyms. You are both right.

In the context of this thread, and specifically in the context of luscious female posteriors, I think Captain Berets point is a tad more relevant though.

[Stroker Ace]

You're right, Walter. My beef belongs in its own thread. This one's probably dead by now.

[Warning]

You're right, Walter. My beef belongs in its own thread. This one's probably dead by now.
We've reached the ass-end of this discussion?

[steve]

You don't think renaming Tom's account to "Trevor" or something would have a noticeable impact on his contracts or his client's sales over say 12 months?
I'm not sure what account or sales you're specifically referring to, but if you're asking whether this forum contributes to the amount of work anyone gets from us, the answer is no. We used Tom before this site existed and would use him if it didn't.

Does it raise his profile? Maybe. Probably. But it's just a message board. I suspect other editors are more impressed with his actual published work--and are hiring him based on that--than his thousands of forum posts saying "Fuck Star Wars."

[Bill Dungsroman]

Jeeze, touchy much, Mr. Ace?

My only point is that people* behave differently when they don't use their real names.

Ah! See, I got lost for a sec there, what with all the


[M]ost of you don't even have the conviction to use your real names

and stuff. Because, I'm so down with the second draft of your thesis, it's the rough first take there I'm all stumbling over, knwwhmsyn? Anyway, it sort of proves an incidental point of mine, about being "that guy." You know, since you're full-on Tom, 24/7/265 Chick, like what, what are you gonna say about juvenile bullshit threads like these? Tom "Digs But Totally Respects Women And Wouldn't Even Condescend To Refer To One As A" Chick, like. 'S cool, Dawg. I gotcher back.

But! I on the other hand, I did something very interesting and quite frankly a little disturbing even to myself with my penis while playing Dungeon Siege 2 the other day. It involved a variant-rules version of mumbletypeg, a front-weighted Italian stiletto, and a kitten in a cage because hey, somebody's got to express horror and concern, you know? And I'd tell you all about if you'd like, because it's Bill talkin' and not that, you know, other guy who hoovers Zyrtec and FloNase all day so his girlfriend's kittycat can live with us, because she's cute and I dig her and he's an adorable little furball and I'd do anything to make her happy and who's ready to puke? See Tom, I like girls the right way, too!



I don't know why that makes you feel the need to explain several hypothetical reasons you want people on the Internets to call you "Stroker Ace". I'm sure you have your reasons. But they're not the least bit material to the point I was making before your vigorously championed your masked identity shortly after Zen proudly announced to us all that it was okay with his wife for him to look as asses. My point remains: people behave differently when they don't use their real names.
See, there we are again, I thought you called us all mincing, cowering Nancy boys or something. Anyway, I can move on. Let's do this again.


My point remains: people behave differently when they don't use their real names.

Thank God. I mean, it's not all Whittalinks and JonRguing, you know? Occasionally, some fairly decent madcap antics and bold truisms come out of the anonymity the internet provides. Sometimes, like when I reference my penis, both are evident at the same time! And, you know, people behave differently simply by being on the internet, period. Telephone Tough Guy, heard the phrase before? Or whatever. You get to pick your words and craft your replies with a bit more care and elan than you do IRL, yes? I mean, what's next, a timer counting down the 5 seconds you have to respond in a thread without looking like a Stuttering Stanley?

Also, to further someone else's point, and I'm not judging, begrudging, pointing fingers or laying blame, but it's pretty much totally groovy for Thomas D. Chick to be TomChick on the internet. Because, wow, isn't he a gaming journalist when he's not making clumsy scripted advances on the hot blonde (oops, heh heh, I meant "intelligent and admirable female character") on The West Wing? The potential downside to people knowing who you are when you post is pretty small, meanwhile the upside is hefty, ain't it? And I don't mean to like scare you or anything, but I know where you live and what car you drive, Mr. Coasts Through Stop Signs. No, wait, ha ha, just kidding. I meant, some of us do need the anonymity. We have jobs and opportunities and things of the sort that might not jibe with an internet "career" of any kind. Does it give me or anyone carte blanche to freak out and barf up links and phrasings that would stop a sailor's heart mid-beat? No, but hey, it's the internet, if we can't clown around here, what's left? Tyjenks' basement? Ben Sones' back porch? The shrine Rimbo built for his wife?


Maybe I can get McCullough in here to Google up a study on it if you don't believe me.

I believe you, Tom! I also think having everyone use their real name and live with the consequences of goofing around in this day and age, in this litigious You'll-Hear-From-My-Lawyer minefield of a society we all woke up in, therebey putting everyone behind the 8-ball when it only benefits some and potentially harms many, blows.

[Tyjenks]

Today in class with a 23 year old female on my right and a 21 year old female on my left I made an inappropriate joke and they tittered and one wrote down that I was going to HELL.

I then pointed out that H.E.L.L. stands for Hot Eligible Lipstick Lesbians and we all had yet another good laugh. Not exactly a riot now, but in the middle of a dry-ass cost accounting lecture, it served its purpose. I happen to go by my actual name in class, BTW.

All of my jokes in class are not of the blue variety and some are occasionally funny, but they are certainly more time-efficient in the middle of a lecture than waiting until a break for a witty anecdote about the drawbacks of Activity-Based Management costing. There is plenty of room for jokes equally offensive to all in the room and I remark about the nice cleavage on the lady in the second row and the hot arabian chick in my Internal Audit class. These are not immature co-eds of which I speak that are in college to get married, but women getting second degrees or Masters and easily coasting through upper level accounting courses.

All that to say, what's the big deal. Maybe you guys just haven't hit on what properly offends me yet, so that I can understand the context and need to tighten up on picture posting so as not to drive away the high minded ladies of the world who visit Qt3.

If I was being publicly braodcast throughout campus, no, I would not do my wholly inappropriate pseudo-stand-up routine. I do not think a clearly titled thread on an internet message board can be measured against me possibly going to the university auditorium and broadcasting an Andrew Dice Clay special.

So to recap:

An ass on a message board is not equal to fucking in public.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[bago]

More than enough people call me bago in real life to make up for the anon nonsense. If you need to put a face to the name I'm sure there's plenty here (http://groups.msn.com/odnarSnowPics/shoebox.msnw) you can choose from.

[Dirt]

Those are some nice pieces of ass.

- Dennis

[awdougherty]

This is the most depressing thread derailment ever.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/103/1948/640/trainwreck.jpg

[Gary Whitta]

This thread has gone on way too long without any decent pictures of asses.

[Mark Crump]

Arguably, people have been making asses.

[Robert Sharp]

This thread has gone on way too long without any decent pictures of asses.

C'mon, Gary. I gave you a whole website FULL of big asses! It's fantastic! Just make sure your virus check is up to date. They update it daily (I guess...I've only been to it twice). Go there now, and see more ass!

I'm curious about Tom's theory though. Is it true that if people used their real names around here, they would be more civil to each other? I thought the problem was distance, as in no one seriously thinks someone will travel across the country to beat them. Of course there was this one time when McCullough and I got into an argument and we decided to settle it mano a mano. I still have the scars from where he beat me down :(. that is one tough liberal!

[BooTx]

http://www.fileh.com/BooTx/aniceass.jpg

Name, that ass!

[Uncle Larry]

So yeah. Please forgive the quality(and the source), but JESUS FUCK does Vida have a sweet ass:

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4493/09dvidaguerra2135888es.jpg

[Odysseus]

http://www.fileh.com/BooTx/aniceass.jpg

Name, that ass!

Dude, is that Carrot Top down there?!

[Kyle Wilson]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/stage/2003/09/images/hugh_laurie_150.jpg

[Tom Chick]

Well, I give up. I have no idea what most of you people are going on about. Beyond thinking it's pretty silly, I have no problem with people calling themselves Stoker Ace, BooTx, Nirvana, Sturm_und_Drang, or Gary Whitta. But I'm sure you have your reasons to not use the names your mothers gave you. That's why I protect anonymity on this forum and anyone is welcome to avail themselves of that privilege.

But I maintain that some of you guys might grow up if you weren't busy playing Sooper Sekrit Cool Interet Handle Inside Joke #513.

I also maintain that posting pictures of women's asses in a forum where there are women reading is disrespectful, boorish, and juvenile. Which, FYI, aren't the charming qualities you seem to think they are.

-Tom

P.S. Fuck Star Wars.

[awdougherty]

I think the women of this forum should start a male ass thread just so we're all title 9. But the reality is I imagine the women of this forum probably skip this particular thread and continue enjoying the threads that interest them. Boys will be boys and all that.

[Midnight Son]

Which woman was offended?

[Bill Dungsroman]

This thread has gone on way too long without any decent pictures of asses.

C'mon, Gary. I gave you a whole website FULL of big asses! It's fantastic! Just make sure your virus check is up to date. They update it daily (I guess...I've only been to it twice). Go there now, and see more ass!

I'm curious about Tom's theory though. Is it true that if people used their real names around here, they would be more civil to each other? I thought the problem was distance, as in no one seriously thinks someone will travel across the country to beat them. Of course there was this one time when McCullough and I got into an argument and we decided to settle it mano a mano. I still have the scars from where he beat me down :(. that is one tough liberal!

Jesus, dude. McCullough's a wimp. He has retard rage, though!

Okay, check this out: waaaaaay back when I first started posting here, in some thread that had a subthread with a working title along the lines of "Why won't all you pansy-ass lurkers post? Huh? HUH?!?!" a certain C. Cookiepants (okay, I sort of see a tangential side of Tom's point) accused me of internet stalking. It was borne out of some staggeringly jarring persecution/paranoia complex and the fact that I made fun of him and his rancid site once. Anyway, as it happens we both live in Vegas, and he told me an exact when and where he'd be to whatever, stab me or something and some nonsense about a wadded up 100-dollar bill in his fist. Hell if I know what he was on about, but I don't need a creepy loser like that running a WhoIs or whatever on my meatspace* name and trying to blow up my car or whatever retarded nonsense he'd dream up. Because then, I'd have to, you know, shoot him and stuff, and that's just a pain in the ass. You can argue he'd never throw down that gauntlet without the anonymity an online handle brings, but I'd've still told him his site was stupid (because it was).

Also, the only person that I think I've ever really offended was Angie, when I was telling tronnc how to get his act together. So, like, what do I know?



*show of hands - who wishes Mach 5 was around for this thread?

[Jasper Phillips]

No offense Tom, but you're really overreacting to a couple of relatively tastefull pics, which are nothing more than you'd see if you went down to the swimming pool. Hell, in europe this sort of thing gets printed in the newspaper.

Besides, come on! You totally had a nice look at Keyra's ass too -- even if you won't admit it because you're using your real name. ;-) I mean, if you weren't looking pics of a fine ladies ass, why even read this thread?

The only bit of poor taste I saw was from who ever linked to the porn web ring. Nice way to really but the Not Safe in NSFW. :-P [Edit: Ack! Why does the tongue emoticon look like a shit eating grin?]

Oh, and yes Jasper is my real name.

[Gary Whitta]

The only reason I go by the pseudonym of Gary Whitta here is that my real name is Farty McShitpants. I hope that grants me a special exception to the naming rule.

[Tom Chick]

No offense Tom, but you're really overreacting to a couple of relatively tastefull pics, which are nothing more than you'd see if you went down to the swimming pool. Hell, in europe this sort of thing gets printed in the newspaper.

You may not have noticed, but this isn't a swimming pool or a European newspaper. Neither is it Maxim, IGN for Men, or the mall where Zen leers at passing women while his wife pats his hand understandingly.

It's a public forum where a number of women participate in the discussion, often bringing a valuable perspective to whatever we're talking about. If pointing out that you guys are acting like a pack of tittering 13-year-old boys who've lost sight of that fact is "overreating to a couple of relatively tasteful pics", then I plead guilty as charged, sir! :)

-Tom

[BooTx]

It's Adriana Lima, by the way.

[Jasper Phillips]

Wait, so saying "Nice Ass!" makes one a "tittering 13 year old"? Give me a break Tom. Plus, I don't follow how this forum is somehow "more public" than a public swimming pool, beach, or newspaper.

I suppose you never talk about sex in "mixed company"? Most of the women I know wouldn't have any problem with this thread, aren't offended by the picture of a clothed woman's ass, and might even call you a prude. Quite likely even my grandmother.

Now, I too would complain if this sort of thing spread past a single well marked thread in Everything Else, but it hasn't.

[Tom Chick]

real name[/i],]Wait, so saying "Nice Ass!" makes one a "tittering 13 year old"?

I don't know how or where you were raised, but that's not the sort of thing I'd say in public in front of a bunch of strangers, much less in front of a woman I was having a civil conversation with.

But, yeah, maybe that's just me and your grandmother would laugh at me while catcalling a bunch of dudes at a construction site and passing around pictures of a bare-chested William Shatner in a clutch with a bare-chested Alex Trebeck. What is the world coming to?

-Tom

[Jasper Phillips]

The US' sense of sexual modesty is simply moving more towards that of Europe and Latin America, where naked people aren't considered naughty and something to be ashamed of. IMHO this is a good thing.

And incidentally, I don't really consider this forum "a group of strangers"; rather a bunch of regulars who like to argue, with an open invitation to new people to join in. I wouldn't typically walk up to anyone (male or female) on the street and talk about a woman's ass, but I definitely have male and female friends who (equally) aren't bothered by such remarks. Like my wife for instance, but then again she's from Europe.

[Bill Dungsroman]

It's Adriana Lima, by the way.

In that case, I'm pissed off at Whitta for not showing the rest of her.

[Jim Preston]

See all these people being offended by other people being offended reminds me of a Fun Fact: Gary Whitta has an astonishing threshold for depravity that far exceeds a normal human being's. In fact, as far as I can tell the only thing Gaz is truly offended by is the writing in Max Payne and Tim Burton movies. Strange, but true.

[steve]

The US' sense of sexual modesty is simply moving more towards that of Europe and Latin America, where naked people aren't considered naughty. IMHO this is not a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with sexual modesty and everything to do with some people not really wanting to hang out in a place full of leering mouthbreathers. There are probably more appropriate places for people who want to look at pictures of women's asses, ones where they can hang with more like-minded fans of the ass.

Most women wouldn't have a problem with this thread, sure. But do you think they'd want to sit in a room full of guys who were all going on about how much they dug women's asses, and were passing around photos of asses while saying "I'd hit it!" over and over?

[mouselock]

You don't think renaming Tom's account to "Trevor" or something would have a noticeable impact on his contracts or his client's sales over say 12 months?
I'm not sure what account or sales you're specifically referring to, but if you're asking whether this forum contributes to the amount of work anyone gets from us, the answer is no.

<nitpick>

You really think you would've run across Kitsune to write pieces for you if not for this forum?

</nitpick>

[Jasper Phillips]

Steve, if that was all the converation was ever about, I don't know much of anyone who'd stick around. But then again this is one Everything Else thread, that's as much about bullshiting about morality as looking at a woman's ass. ;-)

I have known plenty of women who'd sit in a room full of guys (and girls) where such a topic would come up. Plenty of them would happily make off color jokes too. IMHO you're making this out to be much more than it is, but whatever, I doubt we'll change each other's mind by arguing further.

[Sean Hargraves]

I am posting under my real name and I act like this in real life.

I have no friends, I'm single and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

...:roll:

Felching Jesus on a Ritz cracker with Easy Cheeze, some of you people act like we've been posting bukkake pics or something.

And I bet TomChick is really Jack Thompson's account!

[Lunch of Kong]

Unless Adriana Lima has bleached her hair, Whitta's original photo is not of Adriana Lima.

[Gary Whitta]

See all these people being offended by other people being offended reminds me of a Fun Fact: Gary Whitta has an astonishing threshold for depravity that far exceeds a normal human being's. In fact, as far as I can tell the only thing Gaz is truly offended by is the writing in Max Payne and Tim Burton movies. Strange, but true.
And the Tim Burton thing doesn't even count any more because I quite like Ed Wood and Big Fish.

And yes, the original pic is NOT of Adriana Lima.

[steve]

You really think you would've run across Kitsune to write pieces for you if not for this forum?
That's a bit of a tough one there, since technically I didn't find him.

But I've found multiple writers via this and other forums. None that I'm aware of were doing it specifically to get work, and their continued postings haven't gotten them more or less work (which I believe was the implication of the original comment, that this forum increases Tom's profile and therefore increases the quantity of work he gets). I think I gave Tom his first assignment, what, 10 years or so ago? He was just some freak who liked flight sims, and did a tips piece (I think). Little did I know that he'd eventually win my heart.

I still find most of my writers the old-fashioned way, when they pro-actively send samples or pitch features.

[Raife]

http://www.morsa.net/dinnerlady.jpg

[BooTx]

You guys are experts at paying attention. The last image that I posted (you know...name that ass...) is Adriana Lima.

[Tyjenks]

Can we post pictures from our Blitz: The League Cheerleaders 2006 (http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/256934.asp) free calendar featuring tasteful shoots of the chaste, compensated talent from the pages of FHM?

[Bill Dungsroman]

You know you've seen too much internet porn when you recognise the arse in Extarbag's piccie.

IMO, it's when you recognize the arse in Ben Sones' picture.

[Jamie Madigan]

So Tom are you offering to change anyone's forum name to their real one? 'Cause I wouldn't mine changing mine. Not because I have anything against fake names, I'm just not crazy about my nick (nobody spells it right, for one) and this is pretty much the only place it's ever used any more.

And for the record, I long ago gave up on the notion that there's anything but a paper-thin veil of anonymity on the 'net if someone is willing to put forth even a modest amount of effort. Everyone should just assume that everything you write can and may be found by your next prospective employer, girl/boyfriend, friends, co-workers, or mortgage lender. Or --and here's a scary thought-- your kids.

[Ben Sones]

Most women wouldn't have a problem with this thread, sure. But do you think they'd want to sit in a room full of guys who were all going on about how much they dug women's asses, and were passing around photos of asses while saying "I'd hit it!" over and over?

In my special world, which exist entirely in my head, that's pretty much exactly how it goes down, yeah.

[fire]

I also maintain that posting pictures of women's asses in a forum where there are women reading is disrespectful, boorish, and juvenile.

FWIW, I approve of this thread and want to join in. Since I have nothing to say, here is a picture of my ass.

http://www.yikes.com/~fire/qt3/myass.jpg

[Marcus]

Sorry ya'll fire just won the thread.

[Union Carbide]

Jesus fuck, you lot could fuck up a wet dream. Way to shit up a perfectly good NWS thread with a bunch of pedantic mudslinging about PSEUDONYMS. What the fuck is WRONG with you?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9619/wfr5frfpfroofr7pk.th.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wfr5frfpfroofr7pk.jpg)
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1918/whu5hufphuoohu9qs.th.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whu5hufphuoohu9qs.jpg)
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3522/wih5ihfpihooih4dl.th.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wih5ihfpihooih4dl.jpg)

[awdougherty]

kudos, fire... kudos if you'll allow us to leer. I agree that she wins the thread.

[Equis]

Thank God for women like Fire, Sparky and Angie. Just, thank God.

[Sparky]

Hey, I ain't posting pictures of my ass...that would seriously fuck up everybody's horizontal scroll.

Isn't he simply dreamy?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_arrivals_2005_photos/hugh_laurie/emmys05g.jpg

[Euri]

Why do people get all bent out of shape over a nice(ly shaped) ass?

[Gary Whitta]

http://www.simplemodels.com.ar/images/galeria/galerias03/ass_jewelry.jpg

[bago]

I never knew bertie had to go in drag that often.

[Dirt]

Uh............................................... yeah. fire wins.

[Gary Whitta]

It would rock if she took that pic especially for us boorish juveniles.

[bago]

Well, here's (http://groups.msn.com/odnarSnowPics/stuff.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=35) one you can ponder. She IS a cutie.

[Nellie]

Just for Sparky

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/18928383-M.jpg

I couldn't find one of his arse, but he's nearly nekkid in this one...

[Sparky]

WOOOOT! Nellie saves the thread.

[nutsak]

Well, here's (http://groups.msn.com/odnarSnowPics/stuff.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=35) one you can ponder. She IS a cutie.

Someone needs some airbrushing.

[tonya]

Ooh, can i play? I approve of these pics too so here is a picture of me! It's not my ass, but it's one of my best assets.
http://onlybestsex.com/images/v5/sites_review/gay/hard-and-hairy/pics_002.jpg

[Marcus]

Heh thats not cool.

[MikeSofaer]

Ooh, can i play? I approve of these pics too so here is a picture of me! It's not my ass, but it's one of my best assets.
{img}http://onlybestsex.com/images/v5/sites_review/gay/hard-and-hairy/pics_002.jpg{/img}
Hmmm. Two posts, one in 2003 and one in 2005. Devotion to Cleve and gay porn. It would be really amusing if you weren't someone's alt account.

[shift6]

Clearly, fire has joined the ranks of us other prepubescent tittering teens looking at the bra section of the Sears catalog. For a 13 year old boy, she sure has a great ass!

This post approved by pseudonymity.

[Rechargeable]

Ooh, can i play? I approve of these pics too so here is a picture of me! It's not my ass, but it's one of my best assets.
{img}http://onlybestsex.com/images/v5/sites_review/gay/hard-and-hairy/pics_002.jpg{/img}
Hmmm. Two posts, one in 2003 and one in 2005. Devotion to Cleve and gay porn. It would be really amusing if you weren't someone's alt account.

Gay porn? It's a picture of an almost naked guy...

[Ben Sones]

I also find it really weird that my h-scroll breaking picture of nothing got moderated off the forums, yet tonya's picture of a Derek Smart lookalike showing off his junk gets to stay.

[Bill Dungsroman]

I also find it really weird that my h-scroll breaking picture of nothing got moderated off the forums, yet tonya's picture of a Derek Smart lookalike showing off his junk gets to stay.

Oh wait, that guy has a dick?

[Wholly Schmidt]

I'm just posting so Saxeh sees a new post and then leaves disappointed.

[Saxman_72]

:cry:

[tonya]

I think you are sad you didnt get to see my ass. So this is for you!

http://www.calgaryeagle.com/images/Real%20Good%20Man%20Ass.JPG

[Marcus]

You are a fucking douche bag you know that?

If you didnt well you are.

[Matt Perkins]

AAAAAAAAAAA! My eyes!


Really though, that's scary. That man needs to invest in a razor company and some short guys to help him with that. Maybe he could do a commerical like Gillette wanted ZZ Top to do "These razors are so good, it only takes 6 new blades to shave my entire ass!"

[Euri]

Dudes, if you all want to expect people to not get upset over posting womens asses, you also need to go with the flow when a manass is posted. It's only fair.

[Marcus]

Sure it would be fair in a thread that was dedicated to man ass but posting a man ass in a woman ass thread is just like posting goatse.

[dannimal]

It'd be one thing if the pictures were of nice men's asses. But that...ew

[Bill Dungsroman]

It looks like a squirrel plowed into the guy's asscrack doing about 270mph. Anyway, Tom - I mean, Tonya, ha ha - is proving his/her/its/their point succinctly. Let's not flap our arms and claw our own eyes out over some naked duder picks.

[Marcus]

Which would be fine and in place in a male ass thread. Its not really proving any sort of a point.

[Jamie Madigan]

I think we all need a good wooo.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/9283/woo9la.gif

[Jack Black]

That pic always makes me feel better. Like someone somewhere, is feeling fucking great.

Tomya, you have now let loose Chewbacca. Are you happy? ARE YOU HAPPY?

[Funkman]

Jesus... just when I thought this thread was getting back on track, it got all screwed up again. I'm with UC, we must be the only forum on the internet that messes up an ass thread.

[Rasputin]

The only reason I go by the pseudonym of Gary Whitta here is that my real name is Farty McShitpants. I hope that grants me a special exception to the naming rule.

I would just like to state that I'm coming off a three day bout of the flu and my chest hurts like hell everytime I go into a coughing fit. While reading through this thread, you nearly killed me.

Kudos to you, sir.

[Sparky]

Great. Thanks. That hairy ass picture just made me gay.

Unfortunately, I don't think I go for 19-year-old Brazilian ladies sporting rhinestone buttcrack jewelry, so this thread is still fairly useless.

[Jack Black]

Unfortunately, I don't think I go for 19-year-old Brazilian ladies sporting rhinestone buttcrack jewelry, so this thread is still fairly useless.

I disagree. It has great comedic value.

[bago]

I didn't know men could go bubble butt too.

[Dirt]

I didn't know men could go bubble butt too.
As far as I'm concerned, I still don't know.

[bago]

Wimp.

[awdougherty]

For God's sake, if this thread is destined to go bi-curious, can we at leaast get some pictures of good male asses for the ladies present?

The Chewy ass looks like a magnet surrounded by iron filings... it's almost like his DNA got it perfectly backwards.

[Marsh Davies]

You're just jealous that your arse isn't endowed with a such a thick, luxuriant fur.

[Dirt]

I'm okay with not looking like I just got ass fucked by a beaver.

[Kunikos]

Well, here's (http://groups.msn.com/odnarSnowPics/stuff.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=35) one you can ponder. She IS a cutie.

Christ, please tell me that's not Nife2o4...

[nife2o4]

Nah, that's not me, not enough fur down there. I could probably compete with that guy for amount of hair. I look like I'm still wearing pants even when I'm not. Oh wait, I've got a digital camera and they say a picture is worth a thousand words...

[nutsak]

I don't think so, Nife's got nicer legs...

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/9163/trevhalloween20049mu.jpg

[BooTx]

Zee goggles! Zay do nothing!

[Gary Whitta]

Must I do EVERYTHING around here?

http://www.erosblog.com/impossibly-beautiful-bottom.jpg

[Robert Sharp]

Somebody get me a towel!

[MikeSofaer]

Must I do EVERYTHING around here?

http://www.erosblog.com/impossibly-beautiful-bottom.jpg
What the hell? How'd she get her butt wet with her jeans on? That's fucked up.

[Ranulf]

I think Tom's stance is a result of rampant PC hysteria over sexism in the workplace which seems to rolling over into every other aspect of life. As if women in an all/mostly female venue/workplace etc. never ever have pictures, callendars etc. of nekkid men. That never happens.



And now... some more arse:

http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/256s.jpg

[Rob_Merritt]

Must I do EVERYTHING around here?

http://www.erosblog.com/impossibly-beautiful-bottom.jpg
What the hell? How'd she get her butt wet with her jeans on? That's fucked up.

She's putting them on.. duh.

[MikeSofaer]

Her hands look wrong for putting them on.

[fire]

I usually towel off before putting on pants. Granted, not as sexy, but much more practical.

[Marsh Davies]

And now... some more arse:
Heh. Aren't they painted with Pink Floyd cover art? Where's this image from?

[Gary Whitta]

I love that cover art for Wish You Were Here, but strangely my copy of that CD has different art on it.

See, only on QT3 could a thread about hot female asses take such erudite and urbane turns.

[jeffd]

Yes. That's a pretty well known Floyd poster called Back Catalogue. It's cover art from all their albums (I think the last one there is Animals).



And now... some more arse:
Heh. Aren't they painted with Pink Floyd cover art? Where's this image from?

[Bill Dungsroman]

I love that cover art for Wish You Were Here, but strangely my copy of that CD has different art on it.

See, only on QT3 could a thread about hot female asses take such erudite and urbane turns.

Seriously. I can't believe Tom is giving us a hard time about being juvenile, when all we even end up doing is gazing at our navels more than the pictures.

Anyway, I was about to work up a batch over them Floyd nudes, but then I figured beating off to prog rock might end reality as we know it.

[tonya]

http://www.michaeldougan.com/blog/C280566199/E2045775854/Media/Ty-au-natural.jpg

[Gary Whitta]

http://216.127.81.92/www_plus613_com_ass1101.jpeg

[Lunch of Kong]

And what name has the garment industry given those high cut panties?

"BOY SHORTS"

[Matt Perkins]

And what name has the garment industry given those high cut panties?

"BOY SHORTS"
I say they call them whatever they want as long s they keep making and showing them.

[Tyjenks]

By the number of posts and views in this thread, we can easily conclude that men (more specifically the broad range of visitors that Qt3 attracts) simply care nothing for pictures of women's asses. It is also readily apparent, most of us were, frankly, aghast and taken aback and offended and unpleasantly surprised that this objectification of women still occurs in the 21st century.

[Matthew Gallant]

The thread about The Narrator's identity has ~74 views per post, while this thread has ~39.

Conclusive proof that whoever The Narrator is, he/she has the hottest ass on the planet.

[Funkman]

The thread about The Narrator's identity has ~74 views per post, while this thread has ~39.

Conclusive proof that whoever The Narrator is, he/she has the hottest ass on the planet.

You may live to regret that comment if The Narrator turns out to be Koontz or Elhajj or something...

[Sean Hargraves]

By the number of posts and views in this thread, we can easily conclude that men (more specifically the broad range of visitors that Qt3 attracts) simply care nothing for pictures of women's asses.

Yep. These boards are pretty gay.

[quatoria]

Ok, I did the numbers, not going to bother trying to format a spreadsheet using BBCode.

Findings:
~50% of the top 50 posters use their full names.
~30% use pseudonyms
The rest use variations on their full names such as XPav, DennyA, chet.

I identified 13 people on the Top 50 list who were in the game industry. There may be more, but I didn't recognize them. Of those 13, only Desslock and Quatoria use pseudonyms.

What this means
Qt3's focus is gaming. Posters who work in the game industry overwhelmingly use their real names or a derivative thereof. This is called networking. It is good practice to get your name out when appearing in any venue relevant to your profession.

Posters who are not in the game industry also often use their real names, although not as often as industry workers. Interpret this as you will.

I'm not sure it's fair to say I'm 'in the gaming industry', it's been some months since I've had a reviewing job. Not to say I wouldn't like one - I'm looking for one now, in fact - but there you have it. As for my psudonym, I really only registered with it because I wanted to pop up and surprise Tom and Mark, since this was the name I used back on usenet, when I first met them (and several of the other qt3 posters). I've frequently wished that I'd just signed up with my real name, instead. It's not as if there's any anonynimity to this psudonym, anyway - most of the top google hits for it are (or were) links to articles I'd written with my real name square on top.

[MatthewF]

I think the pseudonym thing is taken a little too seriously. For example, I still network, real name or not, and although I've always used a pseudonym on message boards I generally also keep my real name in my signature. It just happened to work out that we can't use signatures here. Since I started out doing mod work, people recognize me more by my pseudonym than they do my real name. I'm probably going to start phasing the habit out, but more or less I attribute that to my getting older rather than a need to be known for networking purposes.

[Kalle]

most of the top google hits for it are (or were) links to articles I'd written with my real name square on top.

Doing a quick google for "quatoria", four of the top five links referred to this furry called an "Elite Wolfen Quatoria".

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/f/e/fenris/quatoria.jpg

Various other links pointed to IRC logs, one of them about porn, forum posts, and a spattering of 404 errors. No reviews ever came up.

And the number one link was for your Qt3 profile. :)

[quatoria]

That's why I said 'were'. And also a big reason why I wish I hadn't irrationally stuck with this psudonym - it was inspired in my teenage years by my affection for a godawful Palladium RPG called Rifts. (To be fair, all Palladium RPG's are godawful, but rifts is especially bad). For a year or two, the top links were articles at one review site or another, where I very briefly had my internet handle along with my real name as the byline. You really need to devote more thought to nicknames than most of us usually do - those things follow you for years, and years, and years, and that never seems to occur to you, when you pick one out.

[MatthewF]

That's a pretty cool wolf.

Oh, I also have the misfortune of having the exact same name as another person somewhat involved in the industry who also happens to be an MTV producer. Yay me.

[shift6]

...a godawful Palladium RPG called Rifts. (To be fair, all Palladium RPG's are godawful, but rifts is especially bad).
OK it's a good thing you're using a pseudonym because otherwise I'd be meeting you out by the back rack at 1:31pm. Rifts bad?

[Drastic]

That's one of the plusses of having just an adjective as a nickname. Feeding "drastic" into google doesn't cause any problems.

Mind you, putting my actual name into it still has as front-page half-a-dozen-hits-or-so crap I usenetted from a decade-plus ago. That's disconcerting. I can just imagine coming to a second job interview one day where the manager looks puzzled at me and says, what the heck was THIS about?

So maybe in the end, the adjective tactic was exactly the wrong one to use.

Or more likely, the internet will simply crush you no matter what you do.

I will also express a lament that Qt3 is one of the few places on the internet where what began with a nice female ass leads, eight pages later, to a furry with a big gun and pet human. Dammit, people!

[Matthew Gallant]

Oh, I also have the misfortune of having the exact same name as another person somewhat involved in the industry who also happens to be an MTV producer. Yay me.
Cry me a river. (http://advance.uri.edu/pacer/may2004/story2.htm)

[MatthewF]

You win.

edit: Actually, maybe not.
http://www.digitalhollywood.com/%231DHSpring05/DHSp0517.html


Matt Farber is the Founder of LOGO, the new gay and lesbian cable network from Viacom/MTV Networks slated to launch in 2005.

:(

[Toddy]

Oh, I also have the misfortune of having the exact same name as another person somewhat involved in the industry who also happens to be an MTV producer. Yay me.
Cry me a river. (http://advance.uri.edu/pacer/may2004/story2.htm)

Uh, that ain't so bad. I thought that link was going to take me to the homepage of Matthew Gallant, gay porn star.

[Marsh Davies]

So do the people who use their real names here (and/or the people who think pseudonyms are silly) also use their real names as their tags in games? I think I'd feel pretty dumb using my full name in a game of Counter Strike, or whatever.

[Peter Frazier]

And when you go out for a social bit of tennis, you introduce yourself as -=anal_justice=-?

(I'm PeterF in BF2).

[BooTx]

And when you go out for a social bit of tennis, you introduce yourself as -=anal_justice=-?

Well no...but I certainly will now.

[Nellie]

I'm Nellie online and to most people outside of any formal setting as well.

I've seen people I count as pretty close friends look confused when confronted with my real name.

[Jason McMaster]

Whatever, I got all you (http://www.g4tv.com/players/features/50489/Danger_Zone_Jason_McMaster_Interview.html)

[Nellie]

I could be the Tourism Director for Franklin county, that's about as exciting as it gets.

[Gladguy]

My namesake is a bald, middle-age Englishman who happens to be one of the world's foremost expert on open security systems and cryptography. (http://fp.gladman.plus.com/)

Sounds like a neat guy. I'd like to meet him.

[nutsak]

And when you go out for a social bit of tennis, you introduce yourself as -=anal_justice=-?

(I'm PeterF in BF2).

No but I'm not shy about telling people my online nick if it comes up in conversation. It usually gets a chuckle and a decent conversation.

[Peter Frazier]

Whatever, I got all you
McMaster, YOU ROCK!

[Desslock]

Oh, I also have the misfortune of having the exact same name as another person somewhat involved in the industry who also happens to be an MTV producer. Yay me.
Cry me a river. (http://advance.uri.edu/pacer/may2004/story2.htm)

Good one!

Here's a crazy one that I've been contacted on, as this dude apparently lives in the same city as me: http://www.canehdian.com/album/b/bentwind/shadows.html


Bent Wind was formed in 1969 in the Toronto, Ontario area of Canada . The original band consisted of Gerry Gibas( Guitar & vocals) Marty Roth (rhythm guitar, vocals) Sebastian Pelaia (bass) and Eddie Thomas (drums). While only together for a short time the band recorded and released an album entitled, Sussex, in 1969 on the Trend label in Canada . The album was pressed in a very limited quantities and today there is believed to be less than 500 copies world wide.

The album quickly became one of the most sought after pieces of Canadian music and the album is now considered one of the rarist collectable albums in the world with original pressings fetching thousands of dollars on the collectors market.

The main players on this album is, Marty Roth (lead vocals, 12 string guitar), Bill Miller (bass guitar and lead vocals on 'Roll Over Baby'), Michael George Jones (lead guitar) and Wilson Laurencin on drums, and supported by a host of other musicians that include: Glen Jessamy, Stefan Janicki, Laura Dunn, Leslie HarwoodJones, Chantal Legault, Cody Blacksky, Colleen Allen, Tortoise Blue, Mark Bajona, Robert Brockie, Roy Kenner and Maddie Willis.

Yeah, I played in a band in the 1960s - that would make me Jeff Green-old (I think he might have actually been Tortoise Blue).

[MatthewF]

Bent Wind? Now that's a name for a band.

[Gary Whitta]

Less namesakes, more ass.

[Troy S Goodfellow]

Less namesakes, more ass.

Well, here's a rear view of my namesake (http://www.ontariostrongman.ca/competitions/2005/woodstock/images/w47.jpg) at the Ontario Strongman Competition.

Troy

[Mike O'Malley]

You guys have it easy, I'm stuck with this idiot (http://www.unhmagazine.unh.edu/f03/mikeomalley_1.html).

[wildpokerman]

I'm lucky enough to have an "adult actor" as my google name companion. The one pornstar to use his real name and it has to be the same as mine.

[Jojo]

I'm Jojo to a lot of friends anyway, and I'm not particularly enthused about broadcasting my real name to any old freak who happens to browse through forums I post on. I know that's stupidly paranoid, but I can't help being creeped out by the idea, that they can see me, but I can't see them!

[shift6]

I don't think it's paranoia, I think it's a personal decision with good reasons. Even if someone doesn't say anything that would ever get them a hairy eyeball at some future job interview, it's nice to not have every other pseudonymous person online associating your name with socially unacceptable ideas.

For instance, back in the usenet days, I used a university intarweb account and thus had my full name emblazoned at the top of my posts. And for instance in politicla or religious groups, things could get pretty heated at times with people passing around "racist" and "bigot" and all kinds of poppycock. Thus, through no fault of your own, someone else has put a tag on your name.

The same thing can happen here although it would probably be to a much lesser degree.

[bago]

Meh. If the company is too HR fearing that they won't hire me, I'll be glad not to work for them.

Fuckin politics.

[Squirrel Killer]

Meh. If the company is too HR fearing that they won't hire me, I'll be glad not to work for them.

Fuckin politics.
Yeah, fuck those baby factories that want a non-offensive workplace. What the hell are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?

[Moggraider]

You guys have it easy, I'm stuck with this idiot (http://www.unhmagazine.unh.edu/f03/mikeomalley_1.html).

http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/guts.gif

D-d-d-d-d-do you have it????

[bago]

How anyone can fix broken things for months on end without cursing is beyond me.

[Wholly Schmidt]

You guys have it easy, I'm stuck with this idiot (http://www.unhmagazine.unh.edu/f03/mikeomalley_1.html).

http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/guts.gif

D-d-d-d-d-do you have it????
I always liked the referee chick.

[Jack Black]

I'm lucky enough to have an "adult actor" as my google name companion. The one pornstar to use his real name and it has to be the same as mine.

The D. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/)

[Kunikos]

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[JMR]

images deleted

[nutsak]

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If you read threads backwards stop scrolling!

edit spellink cuz I don't spell so good.

[Equis]

JMR must be fired from the internet.

[Kunikos]

that last one looks like if someone took a sheepshear to a sleeping gorilla

[fire]

I think I went to college with the girl in the top one... :shock:

[mouselock]

Alright, so both Kunikos' and JMR's images have poofed with no edit marks, which suggests deletion by someone with teh powar!

I'm not trying to drag out free speech arguments or anything, but if the above happened, I'm curious as to why. It's not a wholesale image deletion pogrom given the starting images are here. I actually saw Kunikos' image, and it wasn't pornographic (certainly no more so than Ms. Jewelled Thong Down The Butt), so what's going on?

[nutsak]

JMR's images were borderline nasty..

[synic]

shit man, kunikos was lightly touched with no warning!

[Funkman]

To be fair, Tom did add a sticky in EE on the forum rules specifically about inappropriate images and thread titles and such.

This bottom thread is destroying everything in its path.

[Stroker Ace]

Funkman said the A word!