Alternate theory of Intelligent Design

[Talisker]

Open Letter to Kansas School Board (http://www.venganza.org). Thought-provoking stuff!

[Midnight Son]

Sarcasm?

[Timemaster Tim]

But the theory is just as well-grounded as Intelligent Design. In fact, I think it holds water and all schoos should give equal treatment to the flying spaghetti monster.

[foogla]

Satire.

[Matthew Gallant]

The spaghetti monster never flew; that's heresy. That's why bird poop is white, it's alfredo-colored in case the evil flying fettucini monster should ever return to this dimension.

[Nellie]

I am so there. Atheism be damned, these guys get to wear Pirate outfits.

I never realised my spiritual beliefs could be swayed by a Parrot and wooden leg and, if Pirates of the Caribbean is anything to go by, copious amounts of eyeshadow.

[Qenan]

A theory that requires wearing pirate outfits has just GOT to be true.

[Talisker]

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool.jpg

[Timemaster Tim]

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool.jpg

Its a graph, so it must be scientific and therefore true.

Geez, I can't count the amount of bullshit I've pushed through work with a glib tongue and my slick powerpoint skills.

[Midnight Son]

We need to save the pirates!

[Kalle]

I thought the 1990's brought forth a radical surge in the number of pirates. But maybe they're only counting the ones with the eye patches

[MatthewF]

RAmen to that!