The joys of Xbox Live?

[Cold Blooded]

Apologies if this has already been posted.
http://www.intenzeconceptz.com/Movie_0004.wmv

[The Walledcity]

That kid is a great example of what happens when parents have no backbone.

[RickH]

I have no Xbox Communicator, and no plans to get one. This is why.

[Xaroc]

I have no Xbox Communicator, and no plans to get one. This is why.

It seems silly not to have a communicator based on this. Everyone knows Xbox Live! is generally only as good as your friends list.

Oh, and any reasonable parent would have shut off the TV/Xbox after the first back talk. My father would have killed me if I had talked to my mother like that. This is a classic example of why parents are the problem and not games, comics, TV, movies, music, etc.

-- Xaroc

[Jakub]

But you can't hit children any more. The nanny state permits them to sue you.

[The Walledcity]

There is always military school ;)

[McBain]

Oh, and any reasonable parent would have shut off the TV/Xbox after the first back talk.

Man.

My dad woulda taken a SLEDGEHAMMER to the XBox. Forget the power switch.

[Xaroc]

But you can't hit children any more. The nanny state permits them to sue you.

I think it is people just afraid to confront their kids. And you don't have to actually hit them just turn the xbox off and send them to their room. The kind of behavior on that video though was obviously caused by years of not setting limits and episodes like that probably happen quite frequently unfortunately.

-- Xaroc

[Wholly Schmidt]

Wow, I couldn't even sit through more than half of that.

[RepoMan]

Jeez, I might save this as a reminder of how NOT to be a parent. (Our seven-month-old's never gonna have THAT attitude if I can help it!)

What was that where the kid swore at her a bunch and then started asking her for chocolate milk?!?!?!?!

I couldn't make it to the end either....
Cheers,
Rob

[Jamie]

There is always military school ;)

and castration...

Just to ensure that people like that can no longer breed "children" (term used loosely) which they so clearly cannot raise. :shock:

[RickH]

I have no Xbox Communicator, and no plans to get one. This is why.

It seems silly not to have a communicator based on this. Everyone knows Xbox Live! is generally only as good as your friends list. -- Xaroc

That's probably true, but none of my friends have Xboxes. Maybe that's why I just play SW Battlefront over & over...

[Jose Liz]

Oh, and any reasonable parent would have shut off the TV/Xbox after the first back talk.

Man.

My dad woulda taken a SLEDGEHAMMER to the XBox. Forget the power switch.

Same here. :oops:

[DanielElliot]

Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match! Yer messin me up! It's a claaayan match!

Then he turns into Cartman.

LOL! I thought it was pretty funny. Especially with the character moving his lips in time to it. What game is that? I don't remember the first Rainbow 6 on the XBox looking that good.

[Luke M]

I'm embarrassed for that little brat. He's like a real life Cartman, demanding things from his mom and then bitching at her. Xbox Live! truly is only as good as your buddy list. Without good friends, you'll likely be stuck with the asshole strangers that comprise the majority of the Live! population.

[Xaroc]

I have no Xbox Communicator, and no plans to get one. This is why.

It seems silly not to have a communicator based on this. Everyone knows Xbox Live! is generally only as good as your friends list. -- Xaroc

That's probably true, but none of my friends have Xboxes. Maybe that's why I just play SW Battlefront over & over...

There are always the 100+ people here who have XBL who aren't asshats.

-- Xaroc

[RickH]

True, but the gamertag thread hasn't been updated in 6 months. Are folks still out there?

[Eduardo X]

I thought it was funny.

[Talisker]

Good lord. That kid's gonna do GREAT when he enters the workforce :roll:

[TomChick]

"I want some motherfuckin' chocolate milk!"

-Tom

[Matthew Gallant]

"I want some motherfuckin' chocolate milk!"

-Tom
Should you sign your post when all it is is a quotation?

[TomChick]

It's not a quote. I said that. In fact, I say it all the time. I'm saying it right now.

I want some motherfuckin' chocolate milk. You said you'd bring me some and you didn't, so you lied. That's BULLshit. That's BULLshit.

-Tom

[McBain]

"I didn't fuckin' holler!"

[RepoMan]

Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

... I'm talking to YOU, Chick!

No, no chocolate milk for you until I get my PIE!

[Dave Long]

True, but the gamertag thread hasn't been updated in 6 months. Are folks still out there?

You don't see the Qt3 crowd on Live much these days. I've been on semi-regularly playing all sorts of stuff in the last couple months and from about 9PM to 1AM on weekdays and weekends. I see Bitterman (DConrad on Live) sometimes and maybe one or two others like Wholly Schmidt (Schmidt) and Xaroc (Xaroc). I suspect you'll see some people playing Conker.

I'm playing Forza right now, myself.

--Dave

[JMR]

That family needs to be wiped from the gene pool like right fucking now.

[Wholly Schmidt]

I got sucked into San Andreas, so I'm not on Live much at the moment, but I'm always up for games if you guys set something up here.

[Justin Fletcher]

How was this video made? And why weren't his teammates yelling at him to shut the hell up?

[TomChick]

"I don't want Mountain Dew, I want chocolate milk now. Iwantchocolatemilknow, Iwantchocolatemilknow, Iwantchocolatemilknow."

-Tom

[Incendiary Lemon]

I love this place :)

[Jazar]

You know he's got a point. The bitch did say she'd bring him whatever he wanted.

[nutsak]

Oh, and any reasonable parent would have shut off the TV/Xbox after the first back talk.

Man.

My dad woulda taken a SLEDGEHAMMER to the XBox. Forget the power switch.

Same here. :oops:

Forget the Xbox. Sledgehammer the kid...right in his chocolate milk slurping, over active mouth.
"I want some mother fu"
*BAM*

[Brooski]

And why weren't his teammates yelling at him to shut the hell up?
The producers forgot that point, but they still deserve congrats. Although someone needs to speak to the continuity people.

[Jose Liz]

There are laws against that. :P

[MikeSofaer]

What kind of parent would give a kid Mountain Dew as part of sending him to bed?

[The Walledcity]

What kind of parent would give a kid Mountain Dew as part of sending him to bed?

The kind that allows their children to talk back to them like that.

[TomChick]

Is she trying to send him to bed, or is she telling him to shut it off because she's going to bed? I've watched the thing a couple of times and I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

BTW, Brooce, why do you think it's staged? If it is, they've certainly got me fooled.

-Tom

"You're messin' me up!"

[Lunch of Kong]

"Whyyyyyyyyy?"

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

"Why?"

"Why?"

"Okay!!!..... Why?"

[ducker]

anyone have a copy of it? looks like their server has been yanked :)

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that, by itself, is amusing

[Lunch of Kong]

I grabbed it minutes before it got yanked. It's 41.7MB, though, and I don't have the bandwidth to host it.

[Chowhound]

Someone decided to record it, and no one else told him to STFU makes me think it was staged.

If it wasn't staged, he needs to be beaten. And his parents.

[worm]

Even if it was staged, it was pretty great when they zoomed in on his guy's face and it was like the Army man was bitching.

[Brooski]

BTW, Brooce, why do you think it's staged?
Toomas (Finnish for Tom), that's exactly what I think, for the reasons already mentioned, plus the fact that it's on the Internet, which means I assume it's fake.

[TomChick]

Wait, so you're saying the kid and his mom in the background are just making it up, and that they're actors? No way, man. That's stuff is too true to life.

Do you know the history of children's tantrums, Bruce? Because I've done the reasearch. You're glib!

-Tom

"Whyyyyyyy?"

[Brooski]

Wait, so you're saying the kid and his mom in the background are just making it up, and that they're actors?
Not actors in the sense that you or the psychiatry expert guy are actors, but definitely in the same way as those guys who recreate the Warcraft Japanese anime battles are actors.

[Wholly Schmidt]

Wait, so you're saying the kid and his mom in the background are just making it up, and that they're actors? No way, man. That's stuff is too true to life.

Do you know the history of children's tantrums, Bruce? Because I've done the reasearch. You're glib!

-Tom

"Whyyyyyyy?"
I'm working on a joke connecting photon milk and chocolate milk, but it's too much of a stretch right now. I'll get back to you if I can make it work.

[TomChick]

Keep us posted, Wholly! I think you're on to something.

Bruce, you're crazy. I've been listening to the mother/son interplay, particularly trying to listen to the mother in the background, and it's pitch perfect.

The recording of it might have been staged ("Psst, hey guys, this kid in our clan keeps getting in trouble with his Mom, so we're going to record it...!"), but there's just too much going on in that exchange for it to have been scripted.

-Tom

"You're messin' me up!"

"...I'm going to really start messing you up!"

[Brooski]

Wait, so you're saying the kid and his mom in the background are just making it up
I am saying that you wrote the script. And are possibly the mom.

[Igor Muravyev]

Mirror? Maybe?

[worm]

Mirror? Maybe?
http://www.redassedbaboon.com/blog/?ct_id=266
From the other thread.

[Igor Muravyev]

Mirror? Maybe?
http://www.redassedbaboon.com/blog/?ct_id=266
From the other thread.

I guess I'll wait a couple of days when its not on a site that actually makes me register.. yeah, does FileCloud think they get more traffic by forcing us to do that? I go to FileFront consistently (hint: more ad revenue) because they don't try to force me to register. Heck, the only site I'm registered on is FilePlanet and that's only because it uses the same login as GameSpy Arcade (which used to be good once upon a time).

[GregB]

Ok, so how many people do you suppose sent this kid friends list invites by now?

[extarbags]

Mirror? Maybe?
http://www.redassedbaboon.com/blog/?ct_id=266
From the other thread.

I guess I'll wait a couple of days when its not on a site that actually makes me register.. yeah, does FileCloud think they get more traffic by forcing us to do that? I go to FileFront consistently (hint: more ad revenue) because they don't try to force me to register. Heck, the only site I'm registered on is FilePlanet and that's only because it uses the same login as GameSpy Arcade (which used to be good once upon a time).

Bugmenot has a login for it. It's bugmenot01. The password is bugmenot. But it doesn't matter... after you log in, it says "this file is not available."

[Mattc0m]

A kid can't do that shit unless his mom didn't get him his motherFUCKING chocolate milk. It seems staged.... but that stuff all is too familiar and I just don't see how you could stage something like that with all that yelling, and for that long.

[Hump]

Comment from the blog site:

Old enought to talk back, old enough to get FUCKED UP!

exactly

[worm]

http://picapic.net/media/WWCH3P
No registering here.

[VegasRobb]

I agree with Tom. I don't think you can't stage something like this and have it come off so "naturally".

Any news on the double milk joke?

[Dave Long]

Last week on Attack of the Show! they had a day sponsored by Chocolate Milk. The opening used clips from this thing, all bleeped out of course. :)

--Dave