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Union Carbide
06-11-2005, 11:23 AM
http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael's boyfriend?"
Rywill
06-11-2005, 11:35 AM
Funny.

"Yeah, because you wouldn't want to compromise your dignity."
MattKeil
06-11-2005, 03:02 PM
"That was a dude."
Bull
06-11-2005, 03:51 PM
He came in his pajamas
Brian Rubin
06-11-2005, 04:39 PM
Frigging brilliant!
JD
06-12-2005, 05:50 AM
"Cool. Can I walk your poodle?"

Superb. Had a hard time understanding one piece though. What was he saying to the "Fuck you" guy? "Three months out here supporting Michael? You realize you could be [huh?] by now?"

-Julian
Timemaster Tim
06-12-2005, 05:58 AM
Triumph seems to be at his best with insanely dedicated fans. I don't know if I laughed harder with the Michale Jackson fans or the the Star Wars fans. Hilarious!
Duality
06-12-2005, 06:21 AM
"Three months out here supporting Michael? You realize you could be [huh?] by now?"
"Do you realize you could have been head movie usher by now?"

I really liked the bit with the reporter. She was such a good sport about it.
Bull
06-12-2005, 08:44 AM
"Ok, that's it, I'm done. Criticizing you jaded reporters is like booing at the Special Olympics."
shift6
06-12-2005, 09:57 AM
"He's not the only fashion victim, I can see that!

Aww, cheer up. Let's sing a song together. Tainted Love... buh-duh ber-der... tainted love..."

Awesome.
MattKeil
06-12-2005, 01:09 PM
Triumph seems to be at his best with insanely dedicated fans. I don't know if I laughed harder with the Michale Jackson fans or the the Star Wars fans. Hilarious!

I think this one is funnier because so many people are outright hostile. Still, it's tough to top the Dragon Master and his Filet O' Fish.
XtienMurawski
06-12-2005, 01:39 PM
"Burger King. Where all Dragon Masters go to eat."

I can just watch that again and again.

-Amanpour
BaconTastesGood
06-12-2005, 03:33 PM
"Burger King. Where all Dragon Masters go to eat."

I can just watch that again and again.


Link plz? My Google-fu is failing me.
XtienMurawski
06-12-2005, 03:37 PM
http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx

Here's a wmv file of the thing. It says it's whole thing, but I remember it being longer than ten minutes.

http://www.demarzo.net/Triumph.Attack.of.the.Nerds.wmv

"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come and pick you up."

-Amanpour

*edit: content
RedTide
06-12-2005, 04:12 PM
Q:Why was Michael Jackson seen at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys pants were half off
nutsak
06-12-2005, 05:09 PM
"He came in his in pyjamas"
"He came in his pyjamas?"

:lol: :lol:
Timemaster Tim
06-13-2005, 05:29 AM
My favourite bit was with the Michael Jackson impersonator. After getting the impersonator to sing and do the moonwalk, he asked him to do Michael masturbating watching Home Alone.
headtrip
06-13-2005, 08:21 AM
This was damn funny, i dont know if it tops the star wars one but its damn funny.
Alan Dunkin
06-13-2005, 12:32 PM
Verdict at 4:35 PM EST.

--- Alan