For the Jessica Alba fans

[Rollory]

http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/jessica_alba_seethru/

Probably NSFW.

[balut]

Yeah, I must've happened across about a half-dozen of those shots, some lightened for better clarity. Given the sheer, off-the-scale hotness of Jessica Alba, and her previous lack of on-screen nudity, this is pretty much the equivalent of the celeb hotty Holy Grail.

[Jakub]

She's smoking hot but that second picture... wow. Looks like she's 30 in it.

[John Reynolds]

I think that 2nd pic is the best one.

[Funkman]

I won't lie.. any pic where you can see her nipple is the best one.

[Gary Whitta]

Back in five, no, four minutes.

[Tyjenks]

Thank you Rollory.

[Robert Sharp]

She's smoking hot but that second picture... wow. Looks like she's 30 in it.

I was thining the same thing...except she looks much older. 30 is not old, and usually doesn't even look old (I still get carded sometimes...for buying my wifes cigarettes!). She is getting wrinkles already? Isn't she like 25?

[Jamie Madigan]

Born in April, 1985, according to imdb.com, so she's 25.

[TrodKnee]

You can tell the difference between a 25 year old nipple and a 30 year old nipple? That's a finely tuned pervometer...

[SpoofyChop]

Born in April, 1985, according to imdb.com, so she's 25.

That's some particulary bad math or a pretty awesome time machine you got there dude.

[Donald L.]

Back in five, no, four minutes.

I'm glad there wasn't a link to this. :shock:

[Jamie Madigan]

That's some particulary bad math or a pretty awesome time machine you got there dude.
Oops. :)

[Wholly Schmidt]

Back in five, no, four minutes.

I'm glad there wasn't a link to this. :shock:
I thought he was serving up snide commentary about actresses lying about their ages or something.

[Bill Dungsroman]

Why isn't everyone beating off right now?

[Squirrel Killer]

What are you talking about? We're done. Twice. Three times for a couple of us. And of course Ti^H^HBull is on round 453.

[headtrip]

Geez now i have to watch the MTV awards :P

[Wholly Schmidt]

Why isn't everyone beating off right now?
Is it still cool to make jokes about Jose Liz being gay, or was that only funny when Tom did it anyway? I guess I got nothing either way.

[Squirrel Killer]

It's ok Chris, you can keep beating off to Jose.

[Johan O]

I haven't noticed this before but Ms Alba appears to be slightly crosseyed. If the lazy eye is due to an enamel eye prostethis I think the young Miss would be better served bye a traditional black eyepatch, possibly complimented with a parrot.

[Midnight Son]

First in: I'd hit it!

[Enidigm]

WTF is she wearing and why? I mean we know she is where she is because of her body but, you know, at least *pretend*.

[Ben Sones]

It's the camera flash. It's probably not see-thru in person.

[Bill Dungsroman]

I haven't noticed this before but Ms Alba appears to be slightly crosseyed. If the lazy eye is due to an enamel eye prostethis I think the young Miss would be better served bye a traditional black eyepatch, possibly complimented with a parrot.

She has eyes?

[Tyjenks]

WTF is she wearing and why?
To get on E!, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, and thousands of message boards the world over. I think it is a fair trade. She shows her tits and I give aid to her in the form of generating BUZZ.

We two in front of this monitor salute Ms. Alba in her efforts to advance her career.

[tronnc]

Born in April, 1985, according to imdb.com, so she's 25.

Typo? IMDB says she was born in 1981 not 85.

I remember in the mid 90s first seeing her on that horrible remake Flipper tv show, It came on in the middle of the day on the weekends. I'd be flipping channels and see her in a bathing suit and have to watch the rest of the show. Flipper was utter trash for a tv show but I always watched it if I came across it. No girl on TV has ever done that to me before or since where I watched a whole show just to see a girl.

Also note I was born at the end of sept 1980 so im only 6-7 months older that miss Alba, just saying as she was very young in that Flipper show im not a peodophile as I was pretty much the same age as her when I watched it.

[shift6]

I'd pay to fuck her. Damn.

[Marcus]

She is one of the hottest chicks alive.
I cant wait for her to do playboy.

Come on hef hook a brother up!

[Brian Rubin]

I'd pay to fuck her. Damn.
I'm squarely in this camp. ;)

[Sean Hargraves]

I'll be in my bunk.

[Jamie Madigan]

Typo? IMDB says she was born in 1981 not 85.
That's bizzare. I could have SWORN that earlier today it said she was born in 85. But at any rate, I think I've demonstrated that nobody should listen to anything I say on this topic.

I didn't know that she'd been working for that long, either. I thought Dark Angel was her first significant gig. She was the only reason I watched that show, though even she couldn't keep me watching for too long.

[tronnc]

Typo? IMDB says she was born in 1981 not 85.
That's bizzare. I could have SWORN that earlier today it said she was born in 85. But at any rate, I think I've demonstrated that nobody should listen to anything I say on this topic.

I didn't know that she'd been working for that long, either. I thought Dark Angel was her first significant gig. She was the only reason I watched that show, though even she couldn't keep me watching for too long.

Go rent Idle Hands the movie itself is not too horrible if you find that kind of horror/comedy funny. She is as hot as she was in Dark Angel but at the end shes tied to the top of a car in bra and panties.

[Rasputin]

Go rent Idle Hands the movie itself is not too horrible if you find that kind of horror/comedy funny. She is as hot as she was in Dark Angel but at the end shes tied to the top of a car in bra and panties.

She is hot hot hot in that movie, and quite bootyful as well.

Also, any movie where someone becomes a zombie out of sheer laziness is all right by me.

[stusser]

I watched Honey just for Alba. What can I say? I'll watch the most unbelievable shit just for hot chicks.

I draw the line at Charmed, though. Can't take it.

[Mike Cathcart]

I'll be in my bunk.
This, by the way, was the proper response.

[Bren]

FYI my virus checker HATED that site.

[Alan Dunkin]

She definitely wasn't born in 85; she was around 19 when she was doing Dark Angel or whatever.

Frankly a lot of shows can't get away with having actual teens as teens these days, because they're typically depicted as doing something illegal (like drinking or having underage sex). Hell, the chick in Veronica Mars is like 24.

--- Alan

[Robert Sharp]

I watched Honey just for Alba. What can I say? I'll watch the most unbelievable shit just for hot chicks.

I draw the line at Charmed, though. Can't take it.

I've started to like Charmed! My wife makes fun of me every day because I watch it. I don't blame her. The show really is awful. And yet I watch, because there is potential there, if the writing weren't so bad (it's clearly written for 12 yo girls).

[Alan Dunkin]

Oh come on. There are shows that a man can be kinda embarassed to watch because it's good (Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars) then there's crap like Charmed, which subsists solely on the souls of the damned to keep it running for another fifteen years, or whenever Alyssa Milano gets too hairy to watch.

I mean, there is absolutely no reason to watch this show. At all. Even the girls have gotten unattractive.

--- Alan

[tronnc]

Back on the Idle Hands note I google image seached the movie title and this was the first picture. Its safe for work.

http://img300.echo.cx/img300/1557/superhot1ei.th.jpg (http://img300.echo.cx/my.php?image=superhot1ei.jpg)

I totally need to go rent that movie, haven't seen it since it was in the theaters.

EDIT
Found a better one. Borderline safe for work.

http://img300.echo.cx/img300/6420/superhot22pj.th.jpg (http://img300.echo.cx/my.php?image=superhot22pj.jpg)

[Robert Sharp]

I mean, there is absolutely no reason to watch this show. At all. Even the girls have gotten unattractive.

--- Alan

I didn't say I watch the new episodes...and I agree with you. The show is awful. I am not proud of it, but I watch it. I don't TiVo it or anything...but at 8am, there isn't much on and so I watch it...and find myself liking it, until the last 15 minutes or so, which are categorically bad.

[Dirt]

The first 2 maybe 3 seasons of Charmed was good.

[shift6]

So it turns out there are many more girls on this forum than I thought.