UBB Annoyances

[Jason McCullough]

Is there someway to increase the size of the "go to newest post" arrows? Both of them are 4 goddamn pixels wide.

[DennyA]

C'mon, you're a gamer. Hitting a four-pixel icon should be no challenge for your fine-tuned hand-eye coordination. :-)

[Sparky]

C'mon, you're a gamer. Hitting a four-pixel icon should be no challenge for your fine-tuned hand-eye coordination.
Just in case, here's the walkthrough (assuming you're at "You are standing in an open field west of a white house"):

First you have to go to "Games" and get a roll of Scotch tape from one of Brian Koontz's posts (they contain everything but the kitchen sink, you'll find it). Then go to "Everything Else "section and use the Scotch tape to snag a little bit of fur from a photo of Denny's cat, Bill. Watch out for the wumpus. Stick the tape/cat fur assemblage under your nose. You are now disguised as Royal Tenenbaum. Go to the "Movies" section. Tom Chick will recognize you (don't worry, no one else will) and he give you the legendary Hand Of Mark Asher, which will increase the "go to newest post" arrow size to five pixels.

[voltaic]

You are just adorable.

[chet]

The forums are phpBB, not UBB - so sorry I cannot help you.

Chet

[Ben Sones]

I have little confidence in the ability of the Hand Of Mark Asher to work any meaningful change in these forums without the assistance of the Tome of Chet.

[Bullhajj]

First you have to go to "Games" and get a roll of Scotch tape from one of Brian Koontz's posts (they contain everything but the kitchen sink, you'll find it). Then go to "Everything Else "section and use the Scotch tape to snag a little bit of fur from a photo of Denny's cat, Bill. Watch out for the wumpus. Stick the tape/cat fur assemblage under your nose. You are now disguised as Royal Tenenbaum. Go to the "Movies" section. Tom Chick will recognize you (don't worry, no one else will) and he give you the legendary Hand Of Mark Asher, which will increase the "go to newest post" arrow size to five pixels.

Now that was pretty funny. How could anyone not buy your upcoming game?

[Sparky]

I have little confidence in the ability of the Hand Of Mark Asher to work any meaningful change in these forums without the assistance of the Tome of Chet.
But it's MAGIC! Unfortunately, the HoMA also disables the Forward Skip function on your Tivo remote, so be forewarned.

[JeffL]

C'mon, you're a gamer. Hitting a four-pixel icon should be no challenge for your fine-tuned hand-eye coordination.
Just in case, here's the walkthrough (assuming you're at "You are standing in an open field west of a white house"):

First you have to go to "Games" and get a roll of Scotch tape from one of Brian Koontz's posts (they contain everything but the kitchen sink, you'll find it). Then go to "Everything Else "section and use the Scotch tape to snag a little bit of fur from a photo of Denny's cat, Bill. Watch out for the wumpus. Stick the tape/cat fur assemblage under your nose. You are now disguised as Royal Tenenbaum. Go to the "Movies" section. Tom Chick will recognize you (don't worry, no one else will) and he give you the legendary Hand Of Mark Asher, which will increase the "go to newest post" arrow size to five pixels.

Now see, that's why I quit playing adventure games. Who would ever think to get fur from a PHOTO of Bill?