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Anonymous
01-02-2003, 09:58 PM
What is it with this new series of movies in which people celebrate their own heroism?

Antwone Fisher, the story of a young man's heroic struggle to better himself, written by... Antwone Fisher.

8 Mile, in which Eminem portrays a version of himself withstanding life's slings and arrows, only to come out on top due to strength of character and amazing talent.

Glitter, the horrific tale of Mariah Carey's rise to stardom.

Adaptation, the story of the writer of Being John Malkovich, as told by the writer of Being John Malkovich. I guess I'll give this one a pass, as it's an avant-garde thing, and authorial self-reflexivity is par for the course in that sorta shit.

I guess there used to be movies like this every now and then, though the only ones that comes to mind are Woody Allen films, the Muhammed Ali biopic that he himself starred in, and the Elvis movies.

What's next? American Idol, the story of a misunderstood British music producer who secretly loved all children and only wanted to help? What is with this spate of egomania? Why are we buying it? Is it 'cause we all want to be stars, and are hoping for lessons?

Anonymous
01-02-2003, 10:43 PM
re: Adaptation

Oh absolutely cause, you know, we see so much of that avant-garde stuff lately. Why, I can't count the number of self-reflexive avant-garde films that have showed at my local megaplex over the years. Oh that's right, I can't count them because there aren't any.

Anonymous
01-03-2003, 02:11 AM
Being John Malkovich was one, Shiteyes!

Slothrop
01-03-2003, 02:38 PM
Hey Tyjenks, I think the above posts prove we are dealing with at least two anonymous guests!

Anonymous
01-03-2003, 04:06 PM
BJ Malkovitch didn't show within 40 miles here (yes, we really are that culturally lacking). But we have the Hot Chick on three screens at the closest theatre, so at least I can that anytime I want.