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Brian Koontz
01-25-2005, 08:35 AM
These Crowners of Kings

A Qt3er was chatting with a couple self-aware honest High Priests the other day. My floating piece of dirt pregnant wife with microphone attached was able to catch the action.

High Priest #1: I'd like to be able to tell you something, but I can't.

Qt3er: Why can't you?

HP #1: I can't figure out how!

High Priest #2: I like to use my intellect to enslave you to my will.

Qt3er: Whoa, easy there killer. Why the willful hostility?

HP #2: You're scum who needs to be uplifted to my level. Eat the fucking vitamins I stuff down your throat!

HP #1: Wouldn't it be great if you knew what I knew?

Qt3er: I don't know, would it?

HP #1: Yep, it sure would. Hopefully we'll be ready soon.

HP #2: I'm really a tortured soul. The upbringing, you know. So now I take it out on you. Besides, I BELIEVE in pain. Your pain is your salvation. Did you swallow your goddamn vitamins yet? {Starts choking Qt3er}

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I've run the High Priest model before. In fact, I run that model *everywhere*. Oodles of experience, you could say. The only other people on Qt3 who qualify therein are Tom Chick and DrCrypt.

Tom Chick is bad at it relative to DrCrypt and I, although he's subtle and he seems to be picking up some tricks from the High Priest antics here, so I'm sure he'll move on to "bigger and better" things. Tom Chick is voted least likely to be destroyed. He likes the blowjobs too much.

DrCrypt and I instantly recognized each other. I've been searching for quite a while for a way to destroy the High Priests. My early experiments dealt with total public knowledge... very much the Enlightenment idea of everyone knowing everything. The problem is humans just aren't capable of it. While the effort remains extremely worthwhile, humans are very resistant to knowing certain things. More tools are thus necessary.

The next experiments and ongoing experiments deal with transparency, honesty, and self-examination. If the humans can't handle things by themselves, the High Priests must be clarified.

I also probe human resistance, trying to determine why they resist certain truths and even asking the judgement value of "Are they right?"

I suspect what will emerge is an understanding of identity such that humans will hold the *proper* truths for their identity, and develop along accepted lines. The idea is of understanding the relationship between truth and identity, and determining how truth affects identity, in a sense appreciating a harmony between them.

At this point humans will be judged. Equality will be destroyed, and humans will be striated into classes.

My worry with DrCrypt is that he's committed to the High Priest model. My thinking with his aggressive early relationship to me is that he was curious and would inevitably demonize me out of a kind of Turf War (there can be ONLY ONE High Priest!) and out of self-preservation (I must be a High Priest!! My ego must be stroked!). His dishonesty sealed the deal... he was committed.

At one time I thought DrCrypt could be destroyed. I still think he can be, but it won't happen anytime soon. He's not ready.

I'll likely be running the High Priest model until such time as a solution is reached to the problem of truth, identity, and value.

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The High Priest model is a psycho-social reality focused in the identities of some humans. The High Priest is inevitably very paternalistic (even when its a woman), with a troubled family life (upbringing). The High Priest creates a flock of humans who live under his care. Its the creation of a family with him at the pulpit.

The High Priest sees his role to oversee, correct, manipulate, guide, and ultimately control the identity of the family. He does this to improve it, at least from his perspective. The certain effect is that it shapes the family in particular ways, defining it and excluding things non-related.

The High Priest's motivation is multiplistic. Normally, he sees some "problem with the world", and is setting up a kind of bastion (the same philosophy that Churches are built on). He builds his own kind of oasis in the desert.

Any potential destruction of the family will be defended against most passionately by the High Priests, since they have the largest stake in preserving the existing order, which also preserves their own place therein.

The High Priest is almost invariably pleased to have his flock support his aims. He is happy when the flock defends the flock against outside influence, and of course when they show that they have been successfully guided, successfully controlled by the High Priest.

High Priests by nature are subtle. They establish their identity with the flock, then go about the project of shaping. There is no single style or method of High Priests, but a very common signal is the unexplained command. This is a mark of impatient High Priests... others can set up structures and gently nudge the flock into them.

High Priests are very concerned by other High Priests with respect to their flock. An alternative High Priest is the single greatest danger to any High Priest, since it threatens the shaping they are trying to accomplish. The second greatest danger is an uppity member of the flock. Self-preservation means all challenges to the High Priest in terms of his position within the flock are ruthlessly squashed (as ruthlessly as the High Priest can get away with).

My advice to the flock when a High Priest is present is to challenge him. Not TROLL him, trolls are not challenges, trolls are entertainment. In fact, if a High Priest can actually succeed in getting the flock to *believe* a troll is a challenge its Job Well Done! Challenge his identity, challenge the shaping he is trying to accomplish. By doing this the flock has a hand in guiding its own destiny. It can shape the shaper!

Of course, one of the ways a High Priest maintains power is to keep the flock ignorant... for them to NOT know the reason for the shaping. If you notice, neither Tom Chick nor DrCrypt are very good at explaining their actions. And by that I mean they are horrible at it. DrCrypt is decent at explaining why he's a High Priest but equally horrible to Chick in terms of explaining or justifying the terms of the shaping. This is BY DESIGN. Someone committed to the High Priest model can never challenge themselves... they must receive challenge from the flock (and/or from the other High Priests).

Gotta love the Crypt methodology. I come to Qt3, he immediately jumps up and down and points me out. Kill, Kill! Flock Attack! When that wasn't enough, it was to Plan B, and then Plan C. Quite some determination, if nothing else. That provides a nice contrast to Tom Chick's patrician super-slow staring contest. He of the stone face. "I am Tom Chick", he says unblinking. Dry eyes to the point of blindness or not, this guy just refuses to blink!

This solution then for Qt3, and for a method of achieving and maintaining democracy outside of Qt3 as well:

Challenge the shaper, and shape the shaper.

Attain knowledge about and control over the shaping.

DrCrypt: I love trolling! Its what Real Men do!! It allows for insinuation and indirect command!

Tom Chick: Trolling is fine, as long as I approve it.

Nellie
01-25-2005, 08:41 AM
Have you been at the sherry again?

Jakub
01-25-2005, 08:44 AM
How many Koontz Kredits is that post worth?

Johan O
01-25-2005, 08:45 AM
Epic.

dannimal
01-25-2005, 08:47 AM
Since I don't have the Spinning Wheel of teh Koontz saved on my work computer, this will have to suffice:

Mr. Koontz, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(slightly editted for names and context)

RichardC
01-25-2005, 08:49 AM
World of Warcraft still isn't out over here in the UK.

DrCrypt
01-25-2005, 08:51 AM
O my acolytes! My minions! Swarm upon the infidel!

PS: sven - one of my NWN buddies - just IMed me pointing this out. His comment?

[16:52] Sven: Remember when Tom, you and me discussed whether Koontz was a real person or just a figment of some trolling obsessive? And you figured that he was probably real? I think his latest post, "High Priest," is seriously proving you wrong.
[16:52] Sven: Either that, or he blew the last few remaining fuses in his clown head.

Raife
01-25-2005, 08:58 AM
...

Just a note that those innumerable What X are you? quizzes should not be considered psychoanalytical tools.

Timemaster Tim
01-25-2005, 08:59 AM
I like eggs.

MattKeil
01-25-2005, 09:06 AM
All that for two people on an internet forum? Christ, I wish I had that kind of time.

Drastic
01-25-2005, 09:13 AM
Fucking EA.

Brian Koontz
01-25-2005, 09:15 AM
From http://www.zpub.com/un/hillc.html

Hillary was Daddy Hugh's girl but what does this mean?



Hillary with family
She was Hugh Rodham's victim who wanted his love and approval even as she tried to escape his stinginess, irascibility and perfectionism. The victim survived and was marked by an identification with the aggressor. Like Hugh the adult Hillary became irritable, demanding and the family breadwinner but that's getting ahead of her story. When she brought home a report card with all A's, Daddy replied that it must be an awfully easy school. We're not told what Dorothy Rodham said when she saw the grades maybe because this wasn't important or perhaps Mother Dorothy was also hard to please. It was Dorothy who said there was no room in the house for cowards when little Hillary ran home after an attack by an "obnoxious girl." Forced to confront her attacker, she won the battle and now had the respect of the neighborhood players, says biographer David Brock.

A curmudgeon was the way one Hillary biographer, Norman King described Hugh while another, Roger Morris finds him guilty of the "psychological abuse of his children. Chief Petty Officer Hugh Rodham was a drill instructor who trained recruits in the Navy during World War II. Afterward he became a successful businessman in Chicago who moved his family to Park Ridge, an upper middle class suburb from a city apartment three years after Hillary was born. He was a regal presence in this family; Hillary says it was like the television sitcom, Father Know Best. But the humor was lacking according to Dorothy who said of Hillary, "She had to put up with him." Of course, Dorothy did too.

The current picture of Hugh as a genial task master is a sanitized version of his behavior thirty years earlier. After his death, he was characterized as "confrontational" by Hillary's brother Tony. Family symbols were Hugh's new Cadillac every year and the elegant Georgian suburban home on the corner which was ice cold each winter morning because Hugh turned off the heat at night. Was this a family purification or atonement ritual led by Hugh, the high priest who wanted to turn off the libidinal night dreams?

Twosixteen
01-25-2005, 09:22 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/887249/koontz.gif

RichardC
01-25-2005, 10:11 AM
I'm having serious flashbacks to the end of Metal Gear Solid 2.

fire
01-25-2005, 10:28 AM
rand();

MikeTwain
01-25-2005, 10:29 AM
This reminds me of the time I injected pure LSD right into my eyeballs using a sharpened marmoset toebone.

MikeSofaer
01-25-2005, 10:43 AM
Blinders from the Truth
The march of History to inevitable Elightened Perfection stumbles when a Deciever violates the patterns of congenial thought. No one can truly believe anything alone, senses blind us, I have blinded many with their senses and I see the patterns as they splay into the minds of the weak. Corroboration is the foundation of Information, and the Shape of the group forms the tributaries of Truth. Birds do not know who the leader is, or priests of the flock.

Galilleo Decieved the fools who trusted him and derailed the flow of Truth toward the sea. Truth too soon will cause panic and the Priest must derail the train to prevent disintegration. So with gravity and RSA. This revelation is imperfectly timed because even I cannot see the full Pattern of the flows, perhaps it will be too soon for the seed to take root.

Seeds are the source, knowledge must grow it cannot be grafted, though Decieveres try. Priests water seeds, while decievers splice minds with false images, they are the rapists of the conglomeration of souls. Priests are the healers of society. A group with no priests can have no knowledge. Its innards are as convoluted as its perspectives, and it splays to flatness and tears. Tears apart, also Tears of loneliness. Priests are identity. The cowbirds must be resisted, and the flock must migrate in formation.

Donald L.
01-25-2005, 10:47 AM
Fack no you joke me!

Talisker
01-25-2005, 10:52 AM
Where's the SHIT BONERZ!!!1!!! option?

extarbags
01-25-2005, 11:50 AM
I really tried here, but man, I can't make even a tiny bit of sense out of that. My only conclusion is that this post must be Koontz testing out a bot he wrote to make his posts for him.

Mike Cathcart
01-25-2005, 12:19 PM
I wanna be a High Priest! What kind of DoT spells do they get? And can they combat rez?

BobJustBob
01-25-2005, 12:26 PM
So Koontz is saying that he believes in God?

madkevin
01-25-2005, 12:36 PM
So Koontz is saying that he believes in God?

No, he's saying he is God.

BobJustBob
01-25-2005, 12:46 PM
So Koontz is saying that he believes in God?

No, he's saying he is God.

Now all the contradictions in the bible make sense.

wildpokerman
01-25-2005, 01:06 PM
Can someone post a link to something we can jerk off to so this thread isn't a total waste of time to read?

extarbags
01-25-2005, 01:13 PM
Can someone post a link to something we can jerk off to so this thread isn't a total waste of time to read?

That reminds me: I wish someone would make a porn site that the performers didn't get paid for. I have to work really hard to successfully masturbate to conventional porn.

TomChick
01-25-2005, 01:42 PM
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea.

So I ask you, when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to?

Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and with any luck you might win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God.

shift6
01-25-2005, 01:51 PM
As TomChick quotes a Baldwin brother, QT3's gravity finally brings to a halt the expansion, and the big crunch begins.

VegasRobb
01-25-2005, 01:55 PM
As TomChick quotes a Baldwin brother, QT3's gravity finally brings to a halt the expansion, and the big crunch begins.

Was that movie any good?

Troy S Goodfellow
01-25-2005, 01:56 PM
As TomChick quotes a Baldwin brother, QT3's gravity finally brings to a halt the expansion, and the big crunch begins.

Was that movie any good?

Nope.

Troy

VegasRobb
01-25-2005, 02:01 PM
As TomChick quotes a Baldwin brother, QT3's gravity finally brings to a halt the expansion, and the big crunch begins.

Was that movie any good?

Nope.

Troy

That's too bad, it looks like an Oscar type of monologue.

Troy S Goodfellow
01-25-2005, 02:04 PM
That's too bad, it looks like an Oscar type of monologue.

They played that scene in the trailers for Malice, leading you to believe that the movie was about a family suing a doctor. It was really a whodunit type thing with too many coincidences and red herrings to be taken seriously.

That monologue was the highlight.

Troy

TomChick
01-25-2005, 02:10 PM
I actually liked Malice. And that's the monologue I do for auditions.

"Hello, my name is Tom Chick and today I'll be performing a scene from Malice."

Then I take a deep breath to collect myself. I close my eyes and bring up sense memories of the one semester when I thought about being pre-med. Then I snap open my eyes and do the monologue. Then I bow my head and say, "...scene".

Of course, sometimes I strip down to nothing but a towel around my waist and I do Jason Patric's monologue from the steam room scene in Your Friends and Neighbors.

-Tom

Bill Dungsroman
01-25-2005, 02:33 PM
That's too bad, it looks like an Oscar type of monologue.

They played that scene in the trailers for Malice, leading you to believe that the movie was about a family suing a doctor. It was really a whodunit type thing with too many coincidences and red herrings to be taken seriously.

That monologue was the highlight.

Troy
Well, that and Nicole Kidman huskily demanding of Baldwin, "Take me upstairs and fuck me."

Dean
01-25-2005, 04:50 PM
Well, that and Nicole Kidman huskily demanding of Baldwin, "Take me upstairs and fuck me."

Now there's an audition monologue.

fire
01-27-2005, 08:26 AM
It's better dialectized. (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=bork&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quartertothree.com%2FphpBB2%2 Fviewtopic.php%3Ft%3D16679) My favorite part:
Et oone-a teeme-a I thuooght DrCrypt cuoold be-a destruyed. Bork bork bork! I steell theenk he-a cun be-a, boot it vun't heppee unyteeme-a suun. Bork bork bork! He's nut reedy. Bork bork bork!
Works well with redneck too, but it has a tint of patriotism I find disturbing:
ah suspeck whut will emerge is an unnerstan'in' of identity sech thet hoomins will hold th' *right* truths fo' their identity, an' develop along accepped lines.
Power to the high priests, brotha'.

Joel
01-27-2005, 09:16 AM
I say we take a Koontz Road Trip. How about Brian? Got any couch space?