nutsak
01-20-2005, 05:02 AM
I'm kind of watching Ten's Late News (Free to Air TV station in Aus) and the first three stories are about how f*cking retarded the human race really is.
First one .
Assholes torture a 10 week old kitten
Jesus Christ. What the f*ck? Three teenage f*ckheads vs 10 week old kitten. Seriously, if any of you know these guys let me know so I can fly to where they are, beat the god damn mother f*cking shit out of them and throw them on the train tracks and leave them for dead. Seriously. What kind of gutless peice of trash does that kind of shit?
Number two
Arrogant shit face gets busted for speeding - threatens camera man with violence
Hey f*ckstick - mummy and daddy bought you a very expensive bike for Xmas and you go twice the legal speed limit, and you're still learning how to ride? Two things, first I'd have taken the bike away from you, two I'd have shot your parents in the head to see if any brains would come out. Obviously your whole family is retarded and has no business in actually living on planet earth. Please vacate the premises and go live on 'Spazzo-654' . Next up this kid tells the camera man to get it out of his face or he'll hit him. I'm sorry what? If I were the camera man I'd have taken the camera out of your face and shoved it up your ass. I wish they had corporal punishment here so the judge could have bitch slapped you across the court room you stupid stupid moron. And to stand in court and say "Yeh I'm an idiot" hey no shit, way to try get the pity vote "Hey judge, sorry I broke the law I'm retarded" . Wow.
Number three
Some nubcake throw rocks at people in cars
For two weeks it's been going on and the government has a $10,000 bounty on this guy. Screw $10,000. I'd be handing out $1,000,000 for this guys head on a pike on the provision you could prove his guilt ( other wise we'd have tonnes of heads on pikes and we'd never sort that shit out ) . Throwing rocks at cars? Almost killng a guy .Jesus. On second thoughts I'd be offering this guy 10k to come forward so he could lob rocks at the other people in the first two stories. Then I'd break his f*cking legs and let people beat him to an inch of passing out . Then I'd wake his up with ice cold water .. or maybe hydrochloric acid. Then we'd beat him up some more. That'd be awesome.
Now I know why I don't watch the news very often.
First one .
Assholes torture a 10 week old kitten
Jesus Christ. What the f*ck? Three teenage f*ckheads vs 10 week old kitten. Seriously, if any of you know these guys let me know so I can fly to where they are, beat the god damn mother f*cking shit out of them and throw them on the train tracks and leave them for dead. Seriously. What kind of gutless peice of trash does that kind of shit?
Number two
Arrogant shit face gets busted for speeding - threatens camera man with violence
Hey f*ckstick - mummy and daddy bought you a very expensive bike for Xmas and you go twice the legal speed limit, and you're still learning how to ride? Two things, first I'd have taken the bike away from you, two I'd have shot your parents in the head to see if any brains would come out. Obviously your whole family is retarded and has no business in actually living on planet earth. Please vacate the premises and go live on 'Spazzo-654' . Next up this kid tells the camera man to get it out of his face or he'll hit him. I'm sorry what? If I were the camera man I'd have taken the camera out of your face and shoved it up your ass. I wish they had corporal punishment here so the judge could have bitch slapped you across the court room you stupid stupid moron. And to stand in court and say "Yeh I'm an idiot" hey no shit, way to try get the pity vote "Hey judge, sorry I broke the law I'm retarded" . Wow.
Number three
Some nubcake throw rocks at people in cars
For two weeks it's been going on and the government has a $10,000 bounty on this guy. Screw $10,000. I'd be handing out $1,000,000 for this guys head on a pike on the provision you could prove his guilt ( other wise we'd have tonnes of heads on pikes and we'd never sort that shit out ) . Throwing rocks at cars? Almost killng a guy .Jesus. On second thoughts I'd be offering this guy 10k to come forward so he could lob rocks at the other people in the first two stories. Then I'd break his f*cking legs and let people beat him to an inch of passing out . Then I'd wake his up with ice cold water .. or maybe hydrochloric acid. Then we'd beat him up some more. That'd be awesome.
Now I know why I don't watch the news very often.