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nutsak
01-20-2005, 05:02 AM
I'm kind of watching Ten's Late News (Free to Air TV station in Aus) and the first three stories are about how f*cking retarded the human race really is.

First one .

Assholes torture a 10 week old kitten

Jesus Christ. What the f*ck? Three teenage f*ckheads vs 10 week old kitten. Seriously, if any of you know these guys let me know so I can fly to where they are, beat the god damn mother f*cking shit out of them and throw them on the train tracks and leave them for dead. Seriously. What kind of gutless peice of trash does that kind of shit?

Number two

Arrogant shit face gets busted for speeding - threatens camera man with violence

Hey f*ckstick - mummy and daddy bought you a very expensive bike for Xmas and you go twice the legal speed limit, and you're still learning how to ride? Two things, first I'd have taken the bike away from you, two I'd have shot your parents in the head to see if any brains would come out. Obviously your whole family is retarded and has no business in actually living on planet earth. Please vacate the premises and go live on 'Spazzo-654' . Next up this kid tells the camera man to get it out of his face or he'll hit him. I'm sorry what? If I were the camera man I'd have taken the camera out of your face and shoved it up your ass. I wish they had corporal punishment here so the judge could have bitch slapped you across the court room you stupid stupid moron. And to stand in court and say "Yeh I'm an idiot" hey no shit, way to try get the pity vote "Hey judge, sorry I broke the law I'm retarded" . Wow.

Number three

Some nubcake throw rocks at people in cars

For two weeks it's been going on and the government has a $10,000 bounty on this guy. Screw $10,000. I'd be handing out $1,000,000 for this guys head on a pike on the provision you could prove his guilt ( other wise we'd have tonnes of heads on pikes and we'd never sort that shit out ) . Throwing rocks at cars? Almost killng a guy .Jesus. On second thoughts I'd be offering this guy 10k to come forward so he could lob rocks at the other people in the first two stories. Then I'd break his f*cking legs and let people beat him to an inch of passing out . Then I'd wake his up with ice cold water .. or maybe hydrochloric acid. Then we'd beat him up some more. That'd be awesome.

Now I know why I don't watch the news very often.

Saxman_72
01-20-2005, 07:55 AM
Too bad daddy didn't wear a glove.

extarbags
01-20-2005, 08:00 AM
Do they put bounties on a lot of people in Australia? Being a bounty hunter would be cool if you actually collected bounties, instead of just tracking down guys who skipped out on their bail bonds.

Mark Asher
01-20-2005, 08:07 AM
Years ago just a few blocks from our house some kids on an overpass bridge tossed a brick at a car on the highway. It killed the driver, a 22 year old woman.

Those kids torturing the cat -- they need therapy or something.

extarbags
01-20-2005, 08:12 AM
Those kids torturing the cat -- they need therapy or something.

They need a kick in the balls.

Squirrel Killer
01-20-2005, 08:50 AM
Years ago just a few blocks from our house some kids on an overpass bridge tossed a brick at a car on the highway. It killed the driver, a 22 year old woman.

Around here, there was some dipshit who made throwing stuff off a particular overpass his hobby. It got to the point that authorities were telling people to avoid that section of interstate. Fortunately, no one was killed, but the waste of space managed to get quite a few hits.

Jamie Madigan
01-20-2005, 08:58 AM
Years ago just a few blocks from our house some kids on an overpass bridge tossed a brick at a car on the highway. It killed the driver, a 22 year old woman.
I was just going to mention that story. I was living in St. Louis at the time, too. It wasn't just a brick, was it? I thought it was a huge rock. It smashed through the windshield and killed the passenger.

Jason McCullough
01-20-2005, 09:28 AM
The miracle of local television news: scouring the country for bad stories. The ZOMBIES ARE OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW

Brian Koontz
01-20-2005, 01:21 PM
To continue along McCullough's line... with 6 Billion+ people in the world, there's bound to be someone doing something extremely stupid and/or cruel. The more effective mass media is, the more likely you are to know about it.

I wonder if humans will eventually want to see the good stuff. Not stories about girls wearing pink ribbons reuniting with kittens and the cynical crap the news passes off as "good stuff" to try to address the issue, but about important events that affect something in a positive manner.

According to the news, a guy getting killed that affects only a handful of people largely is more newsworthy than a scientific development that affects many.

Sean Hargraves
01-20-2005, 02:11 PM
According to the news, a guy getting killed that affects only a handful of people largely is more newsworthy than a scientific development that affects many.

True journalism doesn't exist anymore. It's all about being entertaining and getting the ratings. The news has also become a place where people get their opinions handed to them by "experts," rather than drawing their own conclusions.

nutsak
01-20-2005, 04:32 PM
That St. Louis story sounds exactly like what's going on here. Except he sometimes likes to throw pavers.

shift6
01-20-2005, 06:18 PM
nubcake?

nutsak
01-20-2005, 06:42 PM
Yes. Nub cake. It's an Australian 'Day of Defeat'/ 'Counter Strike' thing. ( but mostly DoD)

So when someone makes a mistake (TK with grenade/ general failure to think) it gets the responce of;

"Ahh you nubcake!"


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