Anonymous
11-02-2002, 03:33 PM
keanu reeves has a goatee in it, and so does carre-anne moss, which is kind of bizarre at first but then sexy, because you see her tits in the shadows in one shot. the bad guys are cool. they fly around with shoes kicking kicking kicking until you DIE! Dennis Hopper plays one guy with CHAINSAWS FOR FEET who takes on MORPHEUS in KUNG FU TO THE DEATH, but then hopper dies when he accidentally kicks himself in the CROTCH with a chainsaw. THAT'S GOTTA HURT! there is a product placement in the movie for pepsi; morpheus is being kicked THE SHIT OUT OF by two female ninjas in bikins with tits that shoot fireballs, and he is almost DIE, then he drinks a WILD CHERRY PEPSI and gets up and BAM BAM BAM they're all dead!
it's gonna rock, people... can't wait to buy the DVD
it's gonna rock, people... can't wait to buy the DVD