Cincinnati drivers . . .

[Derek Meister]

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/05/20/noon/ax_garage.jpg

'nuff said (http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/05/20/wreck.html).

[Case]

'nuff said (http://www.wcpo.com/news/2004/local/05/20/wreck.html).

I swear, the picture of the woman who owned the totaled jeep looks like a rendered 3D model, not a real person.

[Midnight Son]

She looks like.... wait for it..... Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong!

[Derek Meister]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/planet_of_the_apes/helena_bonham_carter/apes.jpg

[Wholly Schmidt]

I don't think those drivers were ready for public release.