Why do I find this funny?

[Brian Rubin]

From here (http://www.quinnware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2001):
I have QCD 4.51 I just shut dowN my computer aNd wheN i opeNed it my QCD opeNed at startup. That was yesterday aNd Now I caN't close QCD it just opeNs up agaiN if I close aNd wheNever I press "N" it opeNs qcd or if it it opeN it selects it. ONly way for me to type N is to do shift+N. I Need help pressiNg shift to type N is aNNoyiNg aNd Not beiNg able to close QCD is ridiculous. -.-
ThaNks
I dunno why, but reading this made me giggle repeatedly. I feel bad for the guy, but still...

[Derek Meister]

If it wasn't for the explanation about the Shift+N thing, I'd have just assumed he was your typical mainstream gaming forum random capitalization and punctuation person.

[Talisker]

How in the hell did you happen across this? He sounds so helpless and sad :)

[Brian Rubin]

How in the hell did you happen across this? He sounds so helpless and sad :)
I'm a huge fan of Quintessential Player (http://www.quinnware.com/), the excellent freeware media player, so I visit their forums regularly, which is when and where I hit upon this thread. That's one helluva wonky problem.

[Talisker]

Glad I asked -- just downloaded it, looks like a slick little app. Neat!

[Brian Rubin]

You'll be glad you downloaded it. Completely free, internal skin browser (Try Phaseless 2), and wonderful sound quality. Totally kicks winamp in the ass, IMO.

[Lunch of Kong]

Just doN't press lower-case N....

[cyborg]

INdeed.

I think I'll have to try this player out as well - looked good.

[Aszurom]

Sesame Street:

In a cold and far-off place
There was a lower-case N.
Lonely and cold, she would stare off into space
And it was known that she would cry now and then.

Lower-case N, standing on a hill.
The wind is very still, for the lower-case eh-en...

And then one day a rocketship
Came racing from the sky.
It landed on the hill and there opened up a door
And somethin' started comin' outside...

A lower-case N!
(She's not lonely anymo-o-re)
They are standing on the hill
(There are two that stand for su-u-ure)
The wind is very still
For the lower-case eh-ens!

[Talisker]

Sesame Street:

In a cold and far-off place
There was a lower-case N.
Lonely and cold, she would stare off into space
And it was known that she would cry now and then.
Dammit -- is there a sound clip of this anywhere?

[Brian Rubin]

A Continuation in the same thread:
Nope NothiNg oN N
I'll reiNstall

Okay I uNiNstalled & it still did Not work... but it doesN't opeN QCD wheN I press N wheN i UNiNstalled it... of course... bbut Now I INstalled it agaIN aNd It opeNs wheN I press N...... WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THIS!
The guy got it fixed, however, so no worries.

[Midnight Son]

Does it kick the llama's ass?

[Brian Rubin]

Does it kick the llama's ass?
Who would want to do something as cruel as that?

[Anaxagoras]

Does it kick the llama's ass?
Who would want to do something as cruel as that?

You've obviously never met a llama.

[Brian Rubin]

Does it kick the llama's ass?
Who would want to do something as cruel as that?

You've obviously never met a llama.
Of course I have, at numerous petting zoo's. Love 'em.

[Midnight Son]

(Referring, of course, to the old sound bite when you first opened Winamp. Ah, the good old non-bloat days!)

[Brian Rubin]

(Referring, of course, to the old sound bite when you first opened Winamp. Ah, the good old non-bloat days!)
Oh...in that context, yes, it does...um...kick the poor llama's ass...

[Anaxagoras]

Oh.. sorry. When I made my post, I assumed you knew what the reference was to. I didn't realize you were honestly asking a question.

[Brian Rubin]

No worries mate. :)