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Anonymous
10-17-2002, 12:26 PM
http://www.kanga.nu/events/22.march.2002/One-025-alt.jpg.php
Jessica
10-17-2002, 01:29 PM
Yeah, I look like a truck driver in drag. Not the best pic of me ever.
Met_K
10-17-2002, 01:32 PM
[edited]

Um, apologies. I thought the picture was a joke.
Sparky
10-17-2002, 01:48 PM
Ooh, maybe we can morph this into one of those "what celebrity do you look most like?" threads.

I'm picturing Met K as Jack Nicholson in "The Shining", but clutching a bloody Metallica album instead of a bloody axe. Am I close?
TomChick
10-17-2002, 02:14 PM
I'm just impressed that you hang out with (L to R) Jack Klugman, Rita Moreno, and Derek Jacobi.

-Tom
Met_K
10-17-2002, 02:20 PM
Ooh, maybe we can morph this into one of those "what celebrity do you look most like?" threads.

I'm picturing Met K as Jack Nicholson in "The Shining", but clutching a bloody Metallica album instead of a bloody axe. Am I close?

Close. Picture me as Dustin Hoffman from 'Rain Man.' Except my nose is (almost) bigger than Dustin's and instead of memorizing phonebooks, I memorize liner notes to Metallica cds. Metal up yer arse!

Oh, and I'm not autistic, but I'm sure someone will argue that.
AIM
10-17-2002, 02:25 PM
Ooh, maybe we can morph this into one of those "what celebrity do you look most like?" threads.

I'm picturing Met K as Jack Nicholson in "The Shining", but clutching a bloody Metallica album instead of a bloody axe. Am I close?

Actually Met_K is a fat, overweight slob who hangs all over his monitor and watches gay porn. He's never had a girlfriend and wishes that he looked like me. He makes love to his imaginary girlfriend (can we say rosie palm and her four sisters?) and wishes that he was in my shoes. He curses to god daily about why couldn't he be as handsome, witty and smart as Aim.

What do I look like you ask?

Just picture Loranzo Lamas (Renegade Fame) with long gorgeous hair (which I put in braids)! That's me... All the girls go nuts over me!
Met_K
10-17-2002, 02:26 PM
Ooh, maybe we can morph this into one of those "what celebrity do you look most like?" threads.

I'm picturing Met K as Jack Nicholson in "The Shining", but clutching a bloody Metallica album instead of a bloody axe. Am I close?

Actually Met_K is a fat, overweight slob who hangs hangs all over his monitor and watches gay porn. He's never had a girlfriend and wishes hthat he looked like me.

What do I look like you ask?

Just picture Loranzo Lamas (Renegade Fame) with long gorgeous hair (which I put in braids)! That's me... All the girls go nuts over me!

Again, I let your post speak for itself.

Edit: And who says only the girls go nuts over you? I want your man-virginity too!
Sparky
10-17-2002, 02:35 PM
I'm just impressed that you hang out with (L to R) Jack Klugman, Rita Moreno, and Derek Jacobi.

Well, I believe the photo is from the cast after-party for a local dinner-theater production of "Los Pares Impares! Ole!" (The Odd Couple! Ole!), a sizzling all-Spanish musical in which Klugman relives his role as Oscar Madison while Rita plays a singing, dancing, hat-made-entirely-of-fruit-wearing Felix Unger...Sir Derek plays Jueves, the bluenosed butler with a heart of gold. Also starring the irrepressible Charo and Senor Wences (s'awright?). I hear Jessica is fabulous in it as well. :)
TomChick
10-17-2002, 03:44 PM
"...Chick gently lobs an underhanded pitch and, yes!, Sparky knocks it out of the park!"

I think it's time we take this show on the road. We'll open with the Met_K Gilbert and Sullivan routine, segue into the Jessica Mulligan at dinner shtick, and then bring down the house with a Fuck Star Wars retrospective.

:)

-Tom
Aszurom
10-17-2002, 03:46 PM
http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/derekdrag.jpg
Jessica
10-17-2002, 05:42 PM
[edited]

Um, apologies. I thought the picture was a joke.

LOL. I don't know if I'm supposed to be offended or not, :D.
Jessica
10-17-2002, 05:43 PM
I'm just impressed that you hang out with (L to R) Jack Klugman, Rita Moreno, and Derek Jacobi.

-Tom

OK, that one made me spit coffee on the screen.
Jessica
10-17-2002, 05:44 PM
Watch out; Derek might sue, :D.

http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/derekdrag.jpg
chet
10-17-2002, 06:27 PM
http://www.bidboy.com/images/derekshot.jpg

There, now Derek won't mind. I can't believe Derek wouldn't be passing out framed screenshots to restaurants he visits.

Chet
Met_K
10-17-2002, 06:27 PM
LOL. I don't know if I'm supposed to be offended or not, :D.

Well, my original comment hinged on your truck-driver in drag comment. Sum it up, I basically said, "More like Tootsie."

I edited it in realization that comparing anyone to a bad Dustin Hoffman movie might lead to suicide or other psychological issues. Could be worse, though, I've compared a neighbour of mine to Hook, and it wasn't even Halloween! :)
wumpus
10-17-2002, 07:18 PM
Yawn.
chet
10-17-2002, 08:13 PM
So is that the new super cool thing wumpus? Yawn! Wow! That does make you seem oh so edgy. So edgy you fill your time reading threads that make you - YAWN!!!!

Wow! Did you pick that up from the disenchanted 13 year old girls out front of the EB waiting for their boyfriends to buy a PS2 game?

Only an imbecile is ever bored.

chet
wumpus
10-17-2002, 08:23 PM
Yawn.

Now I'm going to go play some more Sniper.
Sean Tudor
10-17-2002, 09:06 PM
LOL!


http://www.coregamer.com/stuff/derekdrag.jpg
Alan Au
10-17-2002, 10:47 PM
There, now Derek won't mind. I can't believe Derek wouldn't be passing out framed screenshots to restaurants he visits.
Thanks Chet. That was the funniest thing I've seen all week. LOL :D

- Alan
Anonymous
10-18-2002, 12:45 AM
Wow, this is a classy thread. All I can say is that Jessica has a lot of class for handling this the way she has.

There's one thing for sure about a truck driver in drag -- she can probably kick your ass. Consider yourself lucky you're dealing with a level-headed intellectual truck driver in drag, and not someone out to bust heads. Cause some of y'all deserve it.

Pardon me, I'm off to play a game of MULE...
voltaic
10-18-2002, 09:51 AM
There's a small part of me that wants to take credit for starting the whole "add Derek to other pictures for a laugh" thing... but there's a larger part of me that wants to disavow any knowledge of any such actions, Mr. Chairman.
Tyjenks
10-18-2002, 10:13 AM
Exhibit AThere's a small part of me that wants to take credit for starting the whole "add Derek to other pictures for a laugh" thing... but there's a larger part of me that wants to disavow any knowledge of any such actions, Mr. And now, through my incredible infobahn prowess, I have found an earlier version of this picture that he doesn't want you to see! Feast your eyes on this gem, before his lawyers sue Qt3 for removal of the picture!

http://voltaic.thcnet.net/hgtv_old.jpg

Bigger than Derek Smart my butt!Chairman.