Quarter to Three » Reviews

Assassin’s Creed II review

TomChick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:41:08 +0000

We knew Ubisoft’s Montreal studio was full of technical wizards. We didn’t know they were this hip to what has made great games so good.

Thumbs up.

Brutal Legend multiplayer review

war6 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:23:48 +0000

“All of your razor girls have been slaughtered.”

Thumbs up.

Brutal Legend review

war6 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:24:59 +0000

A staggeringly imaginative, sincerely heartfelt, joyously child-like place to go.

Thumbs up.

Uncharted 2 review

war6 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:16:55 +0000

Nathan Drake and the Temple of the Sophomore Effort

Thumbs up.

Zombie Apocalypse review

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:12:46 +0000

Time and math are always against you. It’s the way of zombies.

Thumbs up.

Need for Speed: Shift review

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:04:18 +0000

Need for Speed: Shift is a game you have to tame before it will take you on any sort of meaningful ride.

Thumbs up.

Halo 3: ODST review (firefight mode)

Anonymous — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:11:48 +0000

…all the fat of the Halo games trimmed away.

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Halo 3: ODST review (campaign)

Anonymous — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:07:19 +0000

After all this time, given all these resources, with their enormous success and all their fans, this is all Bungie has come up with?

Thumbs down.

Majesty 2 review

Anonymous — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:44:31 +0000

The developers have done a few things differently, a couple of them better and a couple of them worse. But what they’ve mostly done is made me re-appreciate the genius of Majesty.

Thumbs up.

Guitar Hero 5 review

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:28:00 +0000

It might not knock Rock Band out of its place in the living room, but it’s earned a place alongside it.

Thumbs up.

Dirt 2 review

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:27:07 +0000

If Codemasters has to EA-ify the presentation to sell copies, they can have at it so long as they don’t mess with the racing. And they don’t.

Thumbs up.

Final Fantasy: Dissidia review

Anonymous — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:17:36 +0000

…what the holy heck is going on?

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Wolfenstein review

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:05:37 +0000

It is as lifeless and plodding as its Nazi zombies, which is saying a lot since it doesn’t even really have Nazi zombies.

Thumbs down.

Shadow Complex review

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:27:03 +0000

Bionic Commando: Rearmed was for fans of the old 2D exploration games. Shadow Complex is for everyone.

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GI Joe review

Anonymous — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:57:10 +0000

Who wants a body massage?

Thumbs down.