Assassin’s Creed II review

We knew Ubisoft’s Montreal studio was full of technical wizards. We didn’t know they were this hip to what has made great games so good.

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Brutal Legend multiplayer review

“All of your razor girls have been slaughtered.”

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Brutal Legend review

A staggeringly imaginative, sincerely heartfelt, joyously child-like place to go.

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Uncharted 2 review

Nathan Drake and the Temple of the Sophomore Effort

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Zombie Apocalypse review

Time and math are always against you. It’s the way of zombies.

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Need for Speed: Shift review

Need for Speed: Shift is a game you have to tame before it will take you on any sort of meaningful ride.

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Halo 3: ODST review (firefight mode)

…all the fat of the Halo games trimmed away.

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Halo 3: ODST review (campaign)

After all this time, given all these resources, with their enormous success and all their fans, this is all Bungie has come up with?

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Majesty 2 review

The developers have done a few things differently, a couple of them better and a couple of them worse. But what they’ve mostly done is made me re-appreciate the genius of Majesty.

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Guitar Hero 5 review

It might not knock Rock Band out of its place in the living room, but it’s earned a place alongside it.

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Dirt 2 review

If Codemasters has to EA-ify the presentation to sell copies, they can have at it so long as they don’t mess with the racing. And they don’t.

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Final Fantasy: Dissidia review

…what the holy heck is going on?

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Wolfenstein review

It is as lifeless and plodding as its Nazi zombies, which is saying a lot since it doesn’t even really have Nazi zombies.

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Shadow Complex review

Bionic Commando: Rearmed was for fans of the old 2D exploration games. Shadow Complex is for everyone.

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GI Joe review

Who wants a body massage?

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